Christ is too busy right now. . Christ a" maple came to rm; friends deer and gave Hermie pamphlet but they get the texts wrong we : We no time '. Christianity has come a long way, in the opposite direction. Jesus' first divine act was making over 130 gallons approximately 492 liters of high quality wine t
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Christ is too busy right now

Christ
a" maple came to rm; friends deer and gave Hermie pamphlet but
they get the texts wrong we : We no time '
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Submitted: 12/19/2013
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#2 - nospyonme (12/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Christianity has come a long way, in the opposite direction. Jesus' first divine act was making over 130 gallons approximately 492 liters of high quality wine to keep a party going.

And now we have pathetic shit like these flyers.

In John Chapter 2 Jesus turned 6 stone pots of water into wine. Each pot was between 2 and 3 "firkins", a "firkin" is around 9 gallons
User avatar #10 - madcoww (12/20/2013) [-]
Vintage 21 Church - Jesus Video #1 You see, I'm Jesus. I'm an important guy. I have important things, heavenly things to think about. You're always bothering me with your problems, and THIS guy's talking about what he wants for Christmas and...
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