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Chris Pratt Scandal

The Dark Side Of Celebrity: Chris Pratt Won' t Star In A
Movie Unless You Pay Him Money
Posted Yesterday
Chris Pratt seems like a friendly guy on screen, but persistent rumors suggest that there' s a darker
side to Hollywood' leading man.
According to numerous reports, the Jurassic World star insists on being paid for every movie he
appears in, and allegedly won' t even show up to a set unless producers are willing to bribe him with
cold, hard cash. tothis sotrue, it Pratt' s affable public persona is a lie.
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Submitted: 07/21/2015
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User avatar #1 - xskullgirlsx (07/21/2015) [-]
Next thing you'll tell me is that Nick Cage will never turn down a roll
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User avatar #4 to #1 - Koreawontletmefap (07/21/2015) [-]
*roll 1, Magic 8-Ballroll 1, male privilegeroll 1, cis privilegeroll 1, DD Classroll 1, rpg nameroll 1, cah answerroll 1, cah questionroll 1, pokemonroll picture* **Koreawontletmefap used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"**
**Koreawontletmefap rolls 0,821,782**

Never turn down a roll
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#18 to #4 - twilightdusk (07/21/2015) [-]
What the balls happened there?
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User avatar #69 to #18 - aerotheobserver (07/22/2015) [-]
Korea won't help him roll.
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#131 to #5 - feindmachines (07/22/2015) [-]
**feindmachines used "*roll picture*"**
**feindmachines rolled image** **feindmachines used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**feindmachines rolls 27** you can only do two rolls i think
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#190 to #131 - twilightdusk (07/22/2015) [-]
**twilightdusk used "*roll 1, pokemon*"**
**twilightdusk rolls Amaura** *roll picture* **twilightdusk used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"**
**twilightdusk rolls 0,365,806**

Lets find out!
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#192 to #190 - feindmachines (07/23/2015) [-]
**feindmachines used "*roll picture*"**
**feindmachines rolled image** **feindmachines used "*roll 1, 000-999*"**
**feindmachines rolls 089** *roll 1, rpg name*
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#193 to #192 - twilightdusk (07/23/2015) [-]
**twilightdusk used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**twilightdusk rolls A Christmas stocking full of coleslaw.***roll picture*Oh my god that's an amazing webm to roll in this context XD
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#203 to #131 - anon (08/12/2015) [-]
nice rollin'
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#75 to #4 - serpens (07/22/2015) [-]
**serpens used "*roll picture*"**
**serpens rolled image**I think that would have been pretty funny if you actually knew how the rolling system worked.
Really just a shame.
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User avatar #76 to #75 - Koreawontletmefap (07/22/2015) [-]
It is unfortunate
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#147 to #75 - anon (07/22/2015) [-]
they all have weird bags under their eyes
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#111 to #1 - anon (07/22/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**a roll you say?
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#157 to #1 - jovanlisac (07/22/2015) [-]
**jovanlisac used "*roll picture*"**
**jovanlisac rolled image**
rolls never turn me down
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#183 to #1 - jsrf (07/22/2015) [-]
**jsrf used "*roll picture*"**
**jsrf rolled image** give me you're red thumbs
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#145 to #1 - zestyfox (07/22/2015) [-]
**zestyfox used "*roll picture*"**
**zestyfox rolled image**
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User avatar #146 to #145 - zestyfox (07/22/2015) [-]
Well, he can roll
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User avatar #154 to #145 - greedtheavaricious (07/22/2015) [-]
******* Armadillomon that glorious bastard
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#112 to #1 - twistedkidcontent ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
**twistedkidcontent used "*roll picture*"****twistedkidcontent rolled image**A Roll you say? please be nicholas cage
**twistedkidcontent used "*roll picture*"**
**twistedkidcontent rolled image**A Roll you say?

please be nicholas cage
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#113 to #112 - twistedkidcontent ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
pokemon family massacre? close enough
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User avatar #171 to #112 - gallusnasus (07/22/2015) [-]
Which game is this? Is this something you can do in all the games?
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User avatar #179 to #171 - mrsiggesu (07/22/2015) [-]
Game looks like silver/gold/crystal. the grass thing you chould doo up to 3rd gen not the remakes
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#25 to #1 - centraldogma (07/21/2015) [-]
**centraldogma used "*roll picture*"**
**centraldogma rolled image** Then I guess Nick and I have something in common
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#86 to #25 - xxdigitalxx (07/22/2015) [-]
**xxdigitalxx used "*roll picture*"**
**xxdigitalxx rolled image**The sadistic bastard who made that home.
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#73 to #1 - hopporto (07/22/2015) [-]
**hopporto used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**hopporto rolls 76**
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#142 to #73 - anon (07/22/2015) [-]
*roll 44* LooLLKK DUBSSBSB OKMGGGG HOW DiD I DO DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDTHATT!?????!??!??
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#97 to #1 - Crackler (07/22/2015) [-]
**Crackler used "*roll picture*"**
**Crackler rolled image** Did someone say nick cage
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#92 to #1 - jujuface (07/22/2015) [-]
**jujuface used "*roll picture*"**
**jujuface rolled image**
i never turn down a roll
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#68 to #1 - achastar (07/22/2015) [-]
**achastar used "*roll picture*"**
**achastar rolled image** NEVER TURN DOWN A ROLL.
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User avatar #23 to #1 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/21/2015) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls 88**
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User avatar #24 to #23 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/21/2015) [-]
Turn down that roll
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User avatar #72 to #23 - brawnyjavo ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
Good band imo the 88
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#20 - respawnhydra (07/21/2015) [-]
SWEET CHRIST THIS ******* COMMENT SECTION. THIS IS FROM THE ONION A JOKE "NEWS" SITE THAT CREATES JOKES NOT REAL REPORTING
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User avatar #148 to #20 - novemberain (07/22/2015) [-]
It's actually from Clickhole but you know
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User avatar #182 to #148 - dmkstarstar ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
Which is run by the onion but you know
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User avatar #199 to #182 - novemberain (07/30/2015) [-]
****
I got hit with some knowledge
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User avatar #186 to #20 - superanonymouspers (07/22/2015) [-]
I swear I saw this on yahoo news.
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User avatar #71 to #20 - destroyerofcunt ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
there is no where on the post that says it's from the onion so people will make the mistake of it being real or fake.
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User avatar #133 to #71 - wilddittoappears (07/22/2015) [-]
How is this an excuse for believing obviously fake news?
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User avatar #156 to #133 - defski (07/22/2015) [-]
Because such things as stupid journalists exist? It might as well been another one of those without being the Onion.
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#8 - rawreatpuppies (07/21/2015) [-]
Related
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#168 to #8 - trojandetected (07/22/2015) [-]
**trojandetected used "*roll picture*"**
**trojandetected rolled image** Shooting children is bad enough , But shooting unarmed children is sick, After all they are armless.
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User avatar #11 to #8 - comicexplain (07/21/2015) [-]
Didn't people think this was actually real when it was posted here?
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#26 to #11 - anon (07/21/2015) [-]
The average age of this site is about 15. The most common mental disease among users of this site is autism. I believe that says it all.
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#144 to #26 - anon (07/22/2015) [-]
Rather America is such a ******* ******** you'd totally believe this story in an instant
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#106 to #8 - aerosol (07/22/2015) [-]
I was kind of hoping that last part would say this
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#189 to #106 - dillweed (07/22/2015) [-]
Should've let my people go when I said to. Its your fault
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User avatar #196 to #189 - aerosol (07/23/2015) [-]
Awww **** is that The Prince of Egypt? I love that movie.
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User avatar #177 to #106 - darkii (07/22/2015) [-]
"He did?"
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#17 - aryastarkismywaifu (07/21/2015) [-]
How can half the comment section not get the ******* joke? Jesus christ
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User avatar #103 to #17 - ruebezahl (07/22/2015) [-]
You are new to FJ?

99% of the rage about rampant feminism here was caused by jokes that people didn't get and took seriously. People here are not good at getting jokes. Sadly, this is a humor website.
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User avatar #12 - kenshirokisame (07/21/2015) [-]
breaking news, people poop out what they eat.
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#21 to #12 - anon (07/21/2015) [-]
Well I poop out poop, dunno what you're eating.
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User avatar #31 to #21 - crazypat (07/22/2015) [-]
are you implying this man eats poop
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#90 - freemanareso (07/22/2015) [-]
>People not seeing this as satire from a mile away.
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#79 - heroinhero (07/22/2015) [-]
**heroinhero used "*roll picture*"**
**heroinhero rolled image** this is what he does if he doesnt get paid
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#140 to #79 - anon (07/22/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
My face when I see a nice roll
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#164 to #140 - anon (07/22/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** MFW I never get good rolls
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#3 - solomonkane (07/21/2015) [-]
What a greedy cunt.. i knew there was something up.. A perfect man does not exist..
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User avatar #48 to #3 - itssakamoto (07/22/2015) [-]
Another day, another troll
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User avatar #65 to #48 - icameheretotroll (07/22/2015) [-]
trolling =/= joking

trust me I'm a trolling expert
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User avatar #2 - schnizel ONLINE (07/21/2015) [-]
>in related news
>men won't work if they're not paid
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#151 to #2 - anon (07/22/2015) [-]
It's satire, you blabbering moron.
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User avatar #159 to #151 - nickypickle ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
no, its ******* clickhole, *******
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#163 to #159 - anon (07/22/2015) [-]
"ClickHole is a satirical website from The Onion that parodies websites such as Upworthy and BuzzFeed."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ClickHole
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User avatar #19 to #2 - penelo (07/21/2015) [-]
... I thought we were being sarcastic
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#95 - anon (07/22/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** comment section.
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#172 to #95 - Byte (07/22/2015) [-]
Ya mada faka
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User avatar #29 - okamiterasu (07/22/2015) [-]
**okamiterasu used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**okamiterasu rolls My new favourite sexual position is _** Chris Pratt's bank account
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User avatar #178 - deansg (07/22/2015) [-]
Give credit OP, the Onion is a great website so at least mention the source
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#89 - whatwhen (07/22/2015) [-]
**whatwhen used "*roll picture*"**
**whatwhen rolled image** how dares he ask money for work!?
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#174 - kanyesfishsticks ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
You would think with all the money he has he would do movies pro boner

What a jew
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User avatar #45 - itssakamoto (07/22/2015) [-]
Goddamnit, Onion, try harder next time!
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User avatar #132 - nITE (07/22/2015) [-]
I feel like the person who made this doesn't get paid, so he accepts it, and gets dumb-founded when he realize there is a thing called paying for someones talent.



Which in his case; none
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#158 to #132 - tsukaza ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
I'm not sure why people are misunderstanding your joke. It made me chuckle. Have a thumb
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#134 to #132 - derpinstock (07/22/2015) [-]
Or its a joke.
I want to say its obviously a joke but ive seen Worse :/
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#136 to #134 - nITE (07/22/2015) [-]
Of course I know it's a obvious joke (I hope anyway) I'm just ringing a bell of imagination into everyone brain, and letting them know that this is what I see when I read this, y'know?
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#137 to #136 - derpinstock (07/22/2015) [-]

Lol fair enough i thought you were serious and thus retarded (the kid you want to be friends with, not chris chan) not content level retarded but yeah
Extra lols at your roll being about brutality while your post was amicable and diplomatic XD
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User avatar #138 to #137 - technobanana (07/22/2015) [-]
He didn't even roll it doe?
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#139 to #138 - derpinstock (07/22/2015) [-]
**derpinstock used "*roll picture*"**
**derpinstock rolled image**
No **** im drunk and just realised that.
Well thats an unfitting picture if ever there was one.
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User avatar #149 to #132 - hwaraam (07/22/2015) [-]
It's the ******* Onion.

It's a parody of a newspaper, every article is a joke
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User avatar #150 to #149 - nITE (07/22/2015) [-]
If you look down, you'll see my ********************** . So put the monkey back in the cage Mister Donger
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User avatar #152 to #150 - hwaraam (07/22/2015) [-]
I did. I still dont accept it.

Your comment is unnecessary and unfunny and it has no point whatsoever
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User avatar #153 to #152 - nITE (07/22/2015) [-]
Your comment is unnecessary, and attention-whorish, and it has no point whatsoever.
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#160 to #152 - toytruck (07/22/2015) [-]
Booo! go be mindlessly negative somewhere else, faggot
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#175 - shrekhulkbane (07/22/2015) [-]
its a shame... i really wanted to like this guy
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#128 - sesshii (07/22/2015) [-]
This made me love Pratt even more
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