Chris Rock Quote. Should i make a Chris Rock Quote Comp?. Ill! um Hm mas.". "There's a lot of ways to wind up dead. The fact that we survive at all is a miracle, because every day we live, we face.... 1000 WAYS TO DIE." chrisrock funny
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Should i make a Chris Rock Quote Comp?

Ill! um Hm mas."
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#4 - infinitereaper (12/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"There's a lot of ways to wind up dead. The fact that we survive at all is a miracle, because every day we live, we face.... 1000 WAYS TO DIE."
"There's a lot of ways to wind up dead. The fact that we survive at all is a miracle, because every day we live, we face.... 1000 WAYS TO DIE."
#1 - TexMex ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
live with the choices *****
#3 - undiscovered ONLINE (12/31/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"Life is short."
******** . It's the longest thing you do.
#12 - mcderper (12/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
chris tucker comp
#22 - anotheroneonearth (12/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
life is brief.   
fall in love, maidens   
before the crimson bloom   
fades from your lips   
before the tides of passion   
cool within you,   
for those of you   
who know no tomorrow
life is brief.
fall in love, maidens
before the crimson bloom
fades from your lips
before the tides of passion
cool within you,
for those of you
who know no tomorrow
#18 - challos **User deleted account** (12/31/2013) [+] (6 replies)
this "comedian" simply is just not funny, how he finds work is beyond me
#27 to #18 - zantheo (12/31/2013) [-]
Isn't humor subjective? It's a supply and demand, and if enough people find him funny, he probably has a solid career because of that.

I have no idea who he is.
#8 - muffintime ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
well I'll do what I always do... Run away from my problems and hope for the best..   
   
   
<< Me avoiding my responsibilities..
well I'll do what I always do... Run away from my problems and hope for the best..


<< Me avoiding my responsibilities..
User avatar #14 - slapchoppin (12/31/2013) [-]
i'll tell you what though

i'll be dead a lot longer than i'll be alive
User avatar #5 - kaycie (12/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
life is literally the longest thing any of us will ever do
#17 - swordwoman (12/31/2013) [-]
Read it in his voice. Now if I could just narrate everything in my life in my head with Morgan freeman's voice. That would be great.
User avatar #35 - nthmetal (12/31/2013) [-]
Fringe 3x03, "The Plateau" woman Murder By Pen in a chain reaction or someone could kill you with a pen
#32 - tossed (12/31/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#15 - cendukka (12/31/2013) [-]
Finally someone speaks fackts
-8
#9 - iviagic has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #38 to #9 - allennis (12/31/2013) [-]
Dude it's like 3 sentences long...
User avatar #13 - Kairyuka ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
Due to the theory of quantum immortality, I assume I'm going to live the longest life possible for me.
#11 - anonymous (12/31/2013) [-]
But then again... You could get hit by a bus.
#2 - makutasfinest ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
**makutasfinest rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Friesland, the forgotten Kingdom **
Worst choice I had to live with
User avatar #31 - lespoisson (12/31/2013) [-]
this ****** sucks tis not even the least bit drole
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