Chris Rock Quote. Should i make a Chris Rock Quote Comp?. Ill! um Hm mas.". "There's a lot of ways to wind up dead. The fact that we survive at all is a miracle, because every day we live, we face.... 1000 WAYS TO DIE."
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Should i make a Chris Rock Quote Comp?

Ill! um Hm mas."
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Submitted: 12/30/2013
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User avatar #35 - nthmetal (12/31/2013) [-]
Fringe 3x03, "The Plateau" woman Murder By Pen in a chain reaction or someone could kill you with a pen
#32 - tossed (12/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #31 - lespoisson (12/31/2013) [-]
this ****** sucks tis not even the least bit drole
#22 - anotheroneonearth (12/31/2013) [-]
life is brief.   
fall in love, maidens   
before the crimson bloom   
fades from your lips   
before the tides of passion   
cool within you,   
for those of you   
who know no tomorrow
life is brief.
fall in love, maidens
before the crimson bloom
fades from your lips
before the tides of passion
cool within you,
for those of you
who know no tomorrow
User avatar #36 to #22 - jajathezombie (12/31/2013) [-]
I'm gonna start using this as a pick-up line.
#18 - challos **User deleted account** (12/31/2013) [-]
this "comedian" simply is just not funny, how he finds work is beyond me
#37 to #18 - TurtleOnItsBack (12/31/2013) [-]
He gained prominence as a stand up comedian and on SNL. He's a pretty good stand up comedian.
#27 to #18 - zantheo (12/31/2013) [-]
Isn't humor subjective? It's a supply and demand, and if enough people find him funny, he probably has a solid career because of that.

I have no idea who he is.
#28 to #27 - challos **User deleted account** (12/31/2013) [-]
i guess so, but everyone has celebs they disagree with their popularity, this guys audience are black people just supporting a brutha
User avatar #29 to #28 - helenwheels (12/31/2013) [-]
I thumbed you up because I agreed with you but then I realized you where an ******* .
#33 to #29 - challos **User deleted account** (12/31/2013) [-]
why is that you piece of **** ??
User avatar #34 to #33 - helenwheels (12/31/2013) [-]
I'm sure some of chris rocks fans only like him because he's black. But I'm sure most like him because he's funny. Not every thing is a huge injustice and we should be putting our energy to things that mater.
#17 - swordwoman (12/31/2013) [-]
Read it in his voice. Now if I could just narrate everything in my life in my head with Morgan freeman's voice. That would be great.
#15 - cendukka (12/31/2013) [-]
Finally someone speaks fackts
User avatar #14 - slapchoppin (12/31/2013) [-]
i'll tell you what though

i'll be dead a lot longer than i'll be alive
User avatar #13 - Kairyuka ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
Due to the theory of quantum immortality, I assume I'm going to live the longest life possible for me.
#12 - mcderper (12/31/2013) [-]
chris tucker comp
User avatar #24 to #12 - thistownneedsguns (12/31/2013) [-]
Isn't that Chris Rock in the content though?
User avatar #25 to #24 - mcderper (12/31/2013) [-]
how can you tell?
all blacks look the same...........
#16 to #12 - cendukka (12/31/2013) [-]
The last one
The last one
#11 - anonymous (12/31/2013) [-]
But then again... You could get hit by a bus.
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#9 - iviagic has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #38 to #9 - allennis (12/31/2013) [-]
Dude it's like 3 sentences long...
User avatar #10 to #9 - smithforprez (12/31/2013) [-]
too many fukin words, good thing i cant read
#8 - muffintime (12/31/2013) [-]
well I'll do what I always do... Run away from my problems and hope for the best..   
   
   
<< Me avoiding my responsibilities..
well I'll do what I always do... Run away from my problems and hope for the best..


<< Me avoiding my responsibilities..
User avatar #5 - kaycie (12/31/2013) [-]
life is literally the longest thing any of us will ever do
User avatar #7 to #5 - zeroxnight (12/31/2013) [-]
then the next part of that punch line is: unless you do my penis
then you say: I loled so hard I almost choked to death
then the last thing is: That is not the only thing you will be choking to death on.
I dont remember where that post is, but I remember it somewhere around. I pops up again every once in a while
#4 - infinitereaper (12/31/2013) [-]
&quot;There's a lot of ways to wind up dead. The fact that we survive at all is a miracle, because every day we live, we face.... 1000 WAYS TO DIE.&quot;
"There's a lot of ways to wind up dead. The fact that we survive at all is a miracle, because every day we live, we face.... 1000 WAYS TO DIE."
User avatar #19 to #4 - lmaopwnt (12/31/2013) [-]
Most the ways to die on that show are just people being incomprehensibly stupid.
I'm pretty sure I'm still safe.
#30 to #19 - infinitereaper (12/31/2013) [-]
Sure, whatever gets you to sleep at night man.
#3 - undiscovered (12/31/2013) [-]
"Life is short."
******** . It's the longest thing you do.
User avatar #39 to #3 - tittentei (12/31/2013) [-]
my gf would disagree ;)
User avatar #26 to #3 - niggershramp ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
Unless you do my dick
#23 to #3 - choelzler (12/31/2013) [-]
I know a lot of whores that would disagree with this.
User avatar #20 to #3 - creatablejam (12/31/2013) [-]
You dont "do" life, you just enjoy the ride
#6 to #3 - snood (12/31/2013) [-]
did you make that up? that's pretty good! I'm gonna steal that...
did you make that up? that's pretty good! I'm gonna steal that...
User avatar #21 to #6 - nikolaier ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
oh my, its one of my favorite screensafers
#2 - makutasfinest (12/31/2013) [-]
**makutasfinest rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Friesland, the forgotten Kingdom **
Worst choice I had to live with
#1 - TexMex (12/31/2013) [-]
live with the choices *****
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