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evilhomer

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You gets million
Random person you know dies
You choose who gets a million
You die
Random person you don' t know gets a million
You choose who dies

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Submitted:	01/10/2016

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#23 - crazysciencehobo ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]

Stick your finger in your belly button. No-one dies, no-one gets money...you remove some lint.

#47 to #23 - anon (23 hours ago) [-]

or some asshole, preferably big time, dies and someone gets to have a good day.

+43

#31 - jakerszzzz (01/11/2016) [-]

>yellow
>mother

+79

#55 to #31 - grimeyboi (20 hours ago) [-]

I am sure your mother would rather have you

+44

#69 to #55 - meathooksodomy (17 hours ago) [-]

This is one of the nicest things I've seen someone saying here on FJ

-2

#82 to #69 - magicpotato (15 hours ago) [-]

What does that say about our community?

#114 to #82 - notwalkingwaffles (14 hours ago) [-]

That we're sarcastic as **** and tired of people seeking solace in us and bitching about their problems for attention.

#97 to #55 - canichaikait (15 hours ago) [-]

I'd like to believe that.

+21

#49 - classiccolour ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]

This scenario doesnt specify a million what. We think dollars, but it could be like, a million zombies.

#83 to #49 - skumbaner ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]

"You can have a million in whatever currency you want. Such as dollars, euros, bees, yen..."

"Bees?"

"HE CHOOSE THE BEEEES!!!"

#124 to #83 - niimajneb (14 hours ago) [-]

I had a hearty laugh. Thanks, friend.

+16

#25 - kingofsweden (01/11/2016) [-]

"Are you Fed Ex?"

#35 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]

Yellow.
Last year I found out I might have a cancerous growth and was happy.
It wasn't cancerous.

#61 to #35 - anon (18 hours ago) [-]

I mean cancer really isn't the best way to go to be honest

+14

#51 to #35 - vymastenaochechula (22 hours ago) [-]

keep browsing, it's bound to happen soon

+37

#3 - rayeightk (01/10/2016) [-]

GIF

How about no to all three?

#62 to #3 - topkekuser (18 hours ago) [-]

**topkekuser used "*roll picture*"**
**topkekuser rolled image** ayy b0ss can i have sauce plz

#87 to #62 - anon (15 hours ago) [-]

Princess Jellyfish.

I think it's a great show.

#39 to #3 - theoldfritz (01/11/2016) [-]

when you see the adams apple

#46 to #3 - snaikravdra (23 hours ago) [-]

push last button

tell Bill Gates you'll choose him unless he pays you off

mo monie mo monie

#44 to #3 - smartythechicken (23 hours ago) [-]

#2 - destaice (01/10/2016) [-]

the second button is the kind of thing I've been wanting for years now

+33

#4 to #2 - bronywiseman (01/10/2016) [-]

#112 to #4 - ningyoaijin (15 hours ago) [-]

I like how you started off being hated by everyone simply because you posted nothing but pony pics, but people just started rolling with it because you're actually posting relevant stuff.

...It takes a lot for pony stuff not to be thumbed down on this site, good job.

#126 to #112 - bronywiseman (8 hours ago) [-]

I only hope it can be like this for everyone, one day.

#67 - akulakhan (17 hours ago) [-]

>press red button
>you get million STDs
>you're the random person who dies
>thanks Obama

#21 - nalexb (01/11/2016) [-]

Well... that green button looks fun.
How many times can I press it?

#9 - lnyanchl ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]

We all die sometime, it doesn't say when we die. :^)

#53 to #9 - hiken (20 hours ago) [-]

You know i wouldn't risk it.

#76 to #9 - captainfuckitall (16 hours ago) [-]

>We all die sometime

Speak for yourself, mortal.

#94 - baconshades (15 hours ago) [-]

A million what ?

#101 - mrlosthaze (15 hours ago) [-]

GIF

everyone i know hates me...even my cat.
**** em all, pressing red!

#73 - galkawhm (17 hours ago) [-]

Green

Pick Donald Trump

Trump has been stumped.

#75 to #73 - Karibookiller (16 hours ago) [-]

literally my exact thought.

#40 - drl (01/11/2016) [-]

red
**** people i want money

#111 - fridayhype (15 hours ago) [-]

If I'm going to ******* die, why can't I give the money to myself?

Anyway I'd pick the third button and kill everyone in ISIL and Al Qaeda and whatnot that we know about. The button's unclear, do we need a name?

#105 - scizotoast (15 hours ago) [-]

If I choose green, can I make more than one person die?

#104 - ellojello (15 hours ago) [-]

>Find a contract killing, guarantee death of prominent figure within 24hrs for Xmoniez (preferably a bad person, the irl admin, for example, or Joseph Kony)
> Use green person
>Two good deeds done, and you get paid.

Beat that ******* system.

#106 to #104 - ellojello (15 hours ago) [-]

Dunno why I wrote "person" instead of button. Probably because I'm an idiot.

#99 - trollmobile ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]

green.

#88 - SonofChuck (15 hours ago) [-]

Green, same person who gets the million dollars because **** 'em.

#86 - anon (15 hours ago) [-]

Green, kill who thought up this **** .

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