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User avatar #23 - crazysciencehobo ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Stick your finger in your belly button. No-one dies, no-one gets money...you remove some lint.
#47 to #23 - anon (23 hours ago) [-]
or some asshole, preferably big time, dies and someone gets to have a good day.
User avatar #31 - jakerszzzz (01/11/2016) [-]
>yellow
>mother
User avatar #55 to #31 - grimeyboi (20 hours ago) [-]
I am sure your mother would rather have you
User avatar #69 to #55 - meathooksodomy (17 hours ago) [-]
This is one of the nicest things I've seen someone saying here on FJ
User avatar #82 to #69 - magicpotato (15 hours ago) [-]
What does that say about our community?
User avatar #114 to #82 - notwalkingwaffles (14 hours ago) [-]
That we're sarcastic as **** and tired of people seeking solace in us and bitching about their problems for attention.
User avatar #97 to #55 - canichaikait (15 hours ago) [-]
I'd like to believe that.
User avatar #49 - classiccolour ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
This scenario doesnt specify a million what. We think dollars, but it could be like, a million zombies.
#83 to #49 - skumbaner ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
"You can have a million in whatever currency you want. Such as dollars, euros, bees, yen..."

"Bees?"

"HE CHOOSE THE BEEEES!!!"
User avatar #124 to #83 - niimajneb (14 hours ago) [-]
I had a hearty laugh. Thanks, friend.
#25 - kingofsweden (01/11/2016) [-]
"Are you Fed Ex?"
#35 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Yellow.
Last year I found out I might have a cancerous growth and was happy.
It wasn't cancerous.
#61 to #35 - anon (18 hours ago) [-]
I mean cancer really isn't the best way to go to be honest
#51 to #35 - vymastenaochechula (22 hours ago) [-]
keep browsing, it's bound to happen soon
#3 - rayeightk (01/10/2016) [-]
GIF
How about no to all three?
#62 to #3 - topkekuser (18 hours ago) [-]
**topkekuser used "*roll picture*"**
**topkekuser rolled image** ayy b0ss can i have sauce plz
#87 to #62 - anon (15 hours ago) [-]
Princess Jellyfish.

I think it's a great show.
User avatar #39 to #3 - theoldfritz (01/11/2016) [-]
when you see the adams apple
User avatar #46 to #3 - snaikravdra (23 hours ago) [-]
push last button

tell Bill Gates you'll choose him unless he pays you off

mo monie mo monie
User avatar #2 - destaice (01/10/2016) [-]
the second button is the kind of thing I've been wanting for years now
User avatar #112 to #4 - ningyoaijin (15 hours ago) [-]
I like how you started off being hated by everyone simply because you posted nothing but pony pics, but people just started rolling with it because you're actually posting relevant stuff.

...It takes a lot for pony stuff not to be thumbed down on this site, good job.
#126 to #112 - bronywiseman (8 hours ago) [-]
I only hope it can be like this for everyone, one day.
User avatar #67 - akulakhan (17 hours ago) [-]
>press red button
>you get million STDs
>you're the random person who dies
>thanks Obama
#21 - nalexb (01/11/2016) [-]
Well... that green button looks fun.
How many times can I press it?
User avatar #9 - lnyanchl ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
We all die sometime, it doesn't say when we die. :^)
User avatar #53 to #9 - hiken (20 hours ago) [-]
You know i wouldn't risk it.
User avatar #76 to #9 - captainfuckitall (16 hours ago) [-]
>We all die sometime

Speak for yourself, mortal.
#94 - baconshades (15 hours ago) [-]
A million what ?
#101 - mrlosthaze (15 hours ago) [-]
GIF
everyone i know hates me...even my cat.
**** em all, pressing red!
User avatar #73 - galkawhm (17 hours ago) [-]
Green

Pick Donald Trump

Trump has been stumped.
User avatar #75 to #73 - Karibookiller (16 hours ago) [-]
literally my exact thought.
User avatar #40 - drl (01/11/2016) [-]
red
**** people i want money
#111 - fridayhype (15 hours ago) [-]
If I'm going to ******* die, why can't I give the money to myself?

Anyway I'd pick the third button and kill everyone in ISIL and Al Qaeda and whatnot that we know about. The button's unclear, do we need a name?
#105 - scizotoast (15 hours ago) [-]
If I choose green, can I make more than one person die?
#104 - ellojello (15 hours ago) [-]
>Find a contract killing, guarantee death of prominent figure within 24hrs for Xmoniez (preferably a bad person, the irl admin, for example, or Joseph Kony)
> Use green person
>Two good deeds done, and you get paid.

Beat that ******* system.
#106 to #104 - ellojello (15 hours ago) [-]
Dunno why I wrote "person" instead of button. Probably because I'm an idiot.
User avatar #99 - trollmobile ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
green.
User avatar #88 - SonofChuck (15 hours ago) [-]
Green, same person who gets the million dollars because **** 'em.
#86 - anon (15 hours ago) [-]
Green, kill who thought up this **** .
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