Chopping Onions. .. Mix up a bowl of bleach and ammonia and clean the counters prior to chopping onions and you won't smell them at all.
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#9 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Mix up a bowl of bleach and ammonia and clean the counters prior to chopping onions and you won't smell them at all.
#5 - therealkuro (05/14/2014) [-]
DAYZ IN ONE SHOT
User avatar #22 - gibroner (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
to prevent yourself from crying while chopping onions chew a stick of gum, to prevent yourself from crying in other situations don't be such a little bitch
#8 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
the high heels were so necessery
#19 - edraham (05/14/2014) [-]
Huhu, so little!
#24 - gtocforyou (05/15/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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#30 - disappointment (05/15/2014) [-]
stop being a little bitch
stop being a little bitch
User avatar #20 - enigmaticspirit ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
The trick is to not get emotionally attached to the onions. Treat them like they're the scum of the earth. When you cut them, you will feel you are doing them a favor, rather than feeling like a monster and crying during the process.
#18 - biembobo (05/14/2014) [-]
i cry erytim
#15 - fromthepresent (05/14/2014) [-]
I use PgDn instead of scrolling and when I hit it after thinking it was only one picture it looked like she turned around in an instant looking directly into my soul, scared the **** out of me, mfw.
#3 - thefifthdoctor (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
don't have your head over the onions while chopping, and if you do start to cry, just rinse your hands in the sink. Solved
don't have your head over the onions while chopping, and if you do start to cry, just rinse your hands in the sink. Solved
User avatar #40 - spyisspy ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
0/10 not The Stig
User avatar #28 - thephoenix ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
Motorcycle master race reporting in.
User avatar #17 - nothingatall ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
or you can just, cut onions...
#11 - hoeschy (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**hoeschy rolled image** her contraceptive
User avatar #10 - Dave Cee (05/14/2014) [-]
The way I do it in work is I put a spoon handle in my mouth and it just works man it sounds idiotic but hey ho
#7 - sjurmen (05/14/2014) [-]
Put a match (or a toothpick) in your mouth..

Thanks Aibeleen!
User avatar #6 - PenguinsOfMars (05/14/2014) [-]
there's a lot of tips about how to not cry while chopping onions on the internet, but the best way i've found is to just not cut onions. when was the last time you ate something and thought "wow i'm glad there were onions in this meal, that made it so much better!"
User avatar #2 - inevernowutidoin (05/14/2014) [-]
Motha ****** onions. just gouge your eyes out and then youl never have to worry about anny eye problems
#1 - artificerp (05/14/2014) [-]
is this a durarara post?
i cant tell
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