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User avatar #20 - spearpwi (12/03/2015) [-]
Giant air suction filters that could be used to turn bad air in to building materials. 10/10.
#141 to #20 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
Its called Chinese people
User avatar #59 to #52 - psyachu ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
It would probably be terribly inefficient. The resources used to power that many vacuums would put more smog in the air and make enough bricks to make a small wall built specifically for the koolaid man to bust through. But I'm no expert, so don't quote me on that.
#62 to #59 - amicoolnowmom (12/03/2015) [-]
"It would probably be terribly inefficient. The resources used to power that many vacuums would put more smog in the air and make enough bricks to make a small wall built specifically for the koolaid man to bust through. "

-psyachu, 2015
User avatar #63 to #62 - psyachu ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
Should I get that on a plaque?
#64 to #63 - amicoolnowmom (12/03/2015) [-]
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**amicoolnowmom used "*roll picture*"**
**amicoolnowmom rolled image**nahhh
#131 to #63 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
Yes, yes you should.
User avatar #133 to #62 - keenyboy (12/04/2015) [-]
Oh no!
#103 to #59 - assgear (12/04/2015) [-]
Nuclear powered vacuums
#136 to #103 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
can't, unless it's got huge ass battery cells and a couples tons of radiation protection. it's impossible for it to blow up, but that doesn't mean it isn't gonna try and 360 noscope you with a gamma ray of cancer to the brain
User avatar #118 to #59 - takesgu (12/04/2015) [-]
An easier solution: Put vacuums above the smokestacks to prevent the smog/smoke from entering the air in the first place and make bricks out of it.
#99 to #59 - overture (12/04/2015) [-]
I'm not expert either, but I somehow doubt that a bunch of vacuums would come close to polluting to anywhere near the same level of power plants and industrial-grade CO2 emissions.
User avatar #127 to #99 - kevinenter (12/04/2015) [-]
You're right/ Too bad that's not what he said. He said the resources used to power them would put more smog in the air. Meaning the vacuums would produce more smog than they would remove
#120 to #59 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
a vaccum that sucks air, powered by electricity...... would only put the smog that is already in the air, back into the air slightly filtered.......
#61 to #52 - einsampibroch (12/03/2015) [-]
Peter, you're standing in front of a stem cell research lab. However, that would also put all those aborted female fetuses China seem to keep churning out to some use.
User avatar #116 to #52 - dongers (12/04/2015) [-]
Plastic from the Air, Global Warming Solution or SCAM?
#57 to #52 - deathstare (12/03/2015) [-]
**deathstare used "*roll picture*"**
**deathstare rolled image**Would you like to live in an apartment made of dust? Didn't you ever hear of the big bad wolf?
#107 to #57 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
oh my god... That ******* roll man...
User avatar #108 to #107 - deathstare (12/04/2015) [-]
I don't know what it means
User avatar #109 to #108 - deathstare (12/04/2015) [-]
Were you talking about that big bad wolf in the roll that I just now noticed?
#140 to #52 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
make a machine 100x bigger to do this can make 1 brick a day wait 7 years for enought bricks to build a house.
User avatar #58 to #52 - austinrocket (12/03/2015) [-]
I have a feeling that it probably isn't good for your health to live in a house that is made of air pollutants.
#65 to #58 - sirfurnace (12/03/2015) [-]
Would it be like living in a house made of solid farts?
#111 to #82 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
Devian art go pls
#24 - anon (12/03/2015) [-]
Are you telling me that the Chinese created a machine to make houses out of thin air?
User avatar #26 to #24 - grimfuck (12/03/2015) [-]
as far as air goes, the air they used was rather thick.
#1 - trenchman (12/03/2015) [-]
Does this mean that the Chinese shat bricks when they found out about their air quality?
User avatar #106 to #1 - tapberry (12/04/2015) [-]
on my hed i got this flashlite
#15 to #1 - kalendric (12/03/2015) [-]
i still dont get this meme
User avatar #16 to #15 - cursedjester (12/03/2015) [-]
Here you are.
Potion Seller
#17 to #16 - kalendric (12/03/2015) [-]
No, like, i've seen the video, and I still don't understand.
User avatar #19 to #17 - andywazowski (12/03/2015) [-]
I don't think there is anything to "get", it's just stupid fun
User avatar #18 to #17 - cursedjester (12/03/2015) [-]
Just some dude dicking around with a warp effect, as far as I understand, making up a story as he pulled funny faces.

Everyone ended up loving it, so as the internet does "the potion seller" became a thing.
User avatar #134 to #18 - frenzysalem ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Wait, so that video isn't a reference to some video game or anything? the meme is FROM that video??
User avatar #135 to #134 - cursedjester (12/04/2015) [-]
E-yup.
Just like the "My name is Boxxy" or "LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOONNEE" videos.
User avatar #29 to #17 - thatguyinthecorner (12/03/2015) [-]
The guy just likes acting, people thought it was hilarious, so they made memes out of it.
User avatar #102 to #17 - howtosuckdicks (12/04/2015) [-]
What a lot of people found funny was the fact that the warp effect the guy was using to create the faces made him look a lot like the stereotypical video game rpg warrior and mysterious potion vendor. Chances are he probably had elder scrolls oblivion in mind.
#5 to #1 - anon (12/03/2015) [-]
nope they're more concerned with eating or if you mean their government they don't really care that much about pollution most of the pollution on the west coast of the U.S. is from China
User avatar #9 - theruinedsage (12/03/2015) [-]
The brick is made from clay.

He only gathered 100g during the 100 days

So basically, he gathered dust, which would be there regardless.
User avatar #10 to #9 - theshinypen (12/03/2015) [-]
Link it
User avatar #28 to #12 - dzaovnied (12/03/2015) [-]
"Nut Brother collected around 100 grams of dust and smog from Beijing’s air, and when mixed with clay, the final brick weighs several kilograms. "

On the video "He collected enough dust to make this brick" why the fuck you lyin
#90 to #28 - jujuface (12/03/2015) [-]
Well, if you wanna get technical he did collect enough dust to make that brick...which is made of 100g of dust and mixed with clay
User avatar #13 to #12 - theshinypen (12/03/2015) [-]
Neat. I suppose theres no real way to make a brick from pure smog though
User avatar #14 to #13 - theruinedsage (12/03/2015) [-]
Sure there is
You just need a bigger, more specialized, vacuum
and then compress it hard enough.
User avatar #37 to #14 - Lilstow ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
I mean, isn't there a lot of carbon in smog? my chemistry is ******* terrible.
that ***** pretty good at getting compressed.
#50 to #37 - CaptainZero ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
The issue they've got is made from HC (hydrocarbons) Nox (nitrogen oxide) and sunlight. California smog tests are designed to test for these 2 and reduce levels of both coming from cars. And it works
#39 to #37 - anon (12/03/2015) [-]
couldnt you make diamonds or grafitin then?
User avatar #40 to #39 - Lilstow ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
i assume you mean graphite.
if you have carbon, and the means of compressing and or heating it, then yes you can.
that being said, you may need to break the carbon out of CO2 first.
I'm not good at chemistry, but i'm decent with physics.
User avatar #48 to #13 - vorarephilia (12/03/2015) [-]
bigger vacuum, and/or more time. 100 days to collect 100 grams. thus several years would work.
User avatar #11 to #9 - donatelo ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
Dont forget that he used an extremely powerful vacuum to do it.
User avatar #46 to #9 - failtolawl (12/03/2015) [-]
Yea but that dust can consist of unfiltered coal emission product, torn off tire parts, human skin particles, destroyed road, and don't forget that the deforestation brings in dust storms, which all account for what his message is trying to bring.
User avatar #47 to #46 - theruinedsage (12/03/2015) [-]
Sure

But it's being told as if he gathered a solid brick of pure smog.
Which is simply crap
#21 to #9 - threemany (12/03/2015) [-]
I guess technically the content doesn't say he made the brick from smog, just that he vacuumed air, and made a brick. Could be totally unrelated
#45 to #9 - anon (12/03/2015) [-]
#44 - anonasdaasdasd (12/03/2015) [-]
They should make brick factories which suck in air and spit out bricks
#56 to #44 - einsampibroch (12/03/2015) [-]
Totes for real, this could work. The hilarity of a giant Ionic Breeze Quadra filtering the air of soot and building will be eclipsed by the awesome superfortresses that will be built by all those bricks.
#23 - smug ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
read 100 years

still believed it for a sec bc chinese
User avatar #27 to #23 - onefuckingskurut (12/03/2015) [-]
*days
User avatar #32 to #23 - irvea (12/03/2015) [-]
she cute
#104 to #32 - tacticalhog (12/04/2015) [-]
viviana's nice
User avatar #137 to #104 - irvea (12/04/2015) [-]
ohh das hur
barely see it in that chibi form
yes super cute
User avatar #138 to #137 - tacticalhog (12/04/2015) [-]
er, ok.

I just meant its cool theres alot of art of her
User avatar #22 - mrwillje (12/03/2015) [-]
I like to think these are 2 separate events not connected to each other
#35 - mzdave (12/03/2015) [-]
he could have vacuumed my living room for 20 minutes and i would have given him
a real brick.
#112 - Weirdozzy (12/04/2015) [-]
GIF
I used to live in Beijing, and I can tell you, as big of a weeb as I was for China back in the day, I will NEVER ******* go back. I will post some stories of how life was there if anyone wants, but dude, it ******* sucks there. Nearly died 3 times and 2 of them were from hospital related **** ups
User avatar #119 to #112 - nekudash (12/04/2015) [-]
tag me too please?
sounds interesting as I never went to Beijing and I have been thinking about going
User avatar #121 to #112 - paraxo (12/04/2015) [-]
Mention me will ya?
#125 to #112 - CosplayNinja ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
tag me
User avatar #129 to #112 - Jenisist (12/04/2015) [-]
Went to Beijing for a few days this past summer and the weather was unusually perfect with little pollution, I had a great time.

But everyone else I talk to say they dont want to work or live in Beijing if possible. I'll probably be returning sometime in the future and will face how crappy it usually is.
User avatar #113 to #112 - xalenes (12/04/2015) [-]
im interested
User avatar #114 to #113 - Weirdozzy (12/04/2015) [-]
Alright, I'll tag you in the post
#115 to #114 - bullettimegod (12/04/2015) [-]
tag me to pls
#78 - kieranbaker (12/03/2015) [-]
China....you can make a brick from your air...the ****
User avatar #87 to #78 - rubiksdodecahedron (12/03/2015) [-]
Apparently the Chinese can make anything
#31 - tardhammer (12/03/2015) [-]
Is no one else laughing about this guy being named Nut Brother???
#2 - Anetheril ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
**Anetheril used "*roll picture*"**
**Anetheril rolled image** A very toxic brick. Just think of what could be done with that if they had industrial sized vacuums doing that daily to produce this, separating the carbon to make graphene and other nanotube things
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User avatar #4 to #2 - joeybeez (12/03/2015) [-]
Wouldn't that take immense power to keep a vacuum like that on (to produce these bricks efficiently), which would make more smoke, in order to make more bricks made out of the smoke, to solve what problem?
#6 to #4 - anon (12/03/2015) [-]
Or you could use windpower or solar or hydro-electric or nuclear etc
#8 to #6 - anon (12/03/2015) [-]
*sniff sniff* I smell a fallout (4) coming...
#38 to #8 - amuzen ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
Nuclears a lot safer and cleaner these days.
User avatar #91 - kibbleking (12/03/2015) [-]
>make 3D printer that uses Chinese air
>build lego death star
User avatar #95 to #91 - gentlemanofbacon (12/03/2015) [-]
Thats not a bad idea. where as a 3d printer costs more than the actual set.. but if you already have a printer and a vacuum, go right ahead
#84 - dragontamers (12/03/2015) [-]
I knew it was bad but bloody hell.
User avatar #67 - scowler (12/03/2015) [-]
Carbon Monoxide bricks?

Fund it. We need inexpensive building materials.
User avatar #70 to #67 - lordofpenis (12/03/2015) [-]
But, the vacuum probably costs more money to make it, and costs more to the environment, unless using renewable energy sources to power.
User avatar #71 to #70 - scowler (12/03/2015) [-]
It cleans the air out. It's worth the cost.
User avatar #73 to #71 - lordofpenis (12/03/2015) [-]
But what about the extra Co2 produced from it?
User avatar #86 to #73 - thempc (12/03/2015) [-]
a literal ******* brick of greenhouse gasses is probably a lot less than what a vacuum produces
User avatar #77 to #73 - schneidend ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
A single device requires a negligible amount of electricity versus the emissions produced in generating said electricity. Turning on a vacuum cleaner doesn't magically make the air worse by any noticeable degree, in other words.
#93 to #77 - BloodyTurds ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
Nor does it make it any better.
However it still does more harm than good for the environment. (especially when you factor in raw materials to make the vacuum, not just electricity)
User avatar #75 to #73 - lordofpenis (12/03/2015) [-]
What I mean to ask is the efficiency? I'm not an engineer, I'm a geneticist
User avatar #80 to #75 - duskmane ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
You wasted an opportunity to use the phrase "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor not an engineer!"
I don't think we can be friends.
User avatar #81 to #80 - lordofpenis (12/03/2015) [-]
Dammit, Duskmane, I'm the lordofpenis, not a mememaster!
#83 to #81 - duskmane ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
All is forgiven.
User avatar #74 to #73 - scowler (12/03/2015) [-]
It goes back into the system.
#51 - DweebyTwonkyHead (12/03/2015) [-]
Why not a Lego? Missed a trick there pal!
User avatar #34 - nachobeldavid (12/03/2015) [-]
Now he's making opium out of it.
User avatar #36 to #34 - soulflayer (12/03/2015) [-]
And he will sell it to Britain for the sake of irony.
User avatar #79 - elcreepo ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-]
And then he tells people about it and gets shipped to a chingchong camp for complainers
User avatar #92 to #79 - sugoi (12/03/2015) [-]
As a resident of Glorious China I assure you it is a fun camp for party poopers.
User avatar #123 - chaosraptor (12/04/2015) [-]
hell
i work in a carpark, and every day the cleaner sweeps the floors and he comes back with enough exhaust his scoop looks like its filled with printing toner

User avatar #41 - avocadomessiah (12/03/2015) [-]
all in all it's just another brick in the wall
User avatar #97 to #41 - Brodyjguy (12/04/2015) [-]
*lungs
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