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User avatar #7 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (12/24/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Choose the ******* witch who can summon up food or water or transportation. What the **** how is this even a question?
User avatar #8 to #7 - witch (12/24/2013) [-]
Sorry, I can't summon anything.
#1 - sinery (12/24/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>Khaleesi
>Summon dragons
>Fly home
User avatar #19 - ritzrules (12/24/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Duh. Hermione Granger.

First and foremost, norville said it right. Hermione can apparate me off the island to some London airport or something so I can go home.

If for some odd reason she loses the ability to apparate, then she has a whole manner of conjuring/summoning spells for food, defensive spells for predators, she can create everlasting fire with little effort, and she can shoot flares and amplify her voice so we could be seen/heard at great distances if a vessel were to pass by.

Also, holy duck **** . Not only would that mean Hermione Granger is real, but that also means that somewhere out there IS a Hogwarts, wizards and witches, magic and spells, childhood dream come true.
User avatar #111 - iLime (12/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This is just a disguised game of who would you rather **** .
#82 - sanbonzakura ONLINE (12/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
you just had to put that picture of hermione didnt you? DIDNT YOU? cunt
#30 - paintplayer (12/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Only on FunnyJunk do people look at 6 incredibly hot women, one of whom they would be on a deserted island with, and pick that one based on her survival capabilities rather than whether she's the one they'd like to **** the most. Even when OP suggests having an orgy with them in the description.
User avatar #58 - KayRed (12/24/2013) [-]
Scarlett seems the meatiest, so I wouldn't starve.
#107 - darthsanti ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
I choose the lizardqueen,
#87 - dabombfruittwist (12/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I cant look at the photo since I saw this
#95 - lamarsmithgot (12/24/2013) [-]
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I choose hank hill
User avatar #33 - Furubatsu (12/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Either Hermione or Katniss
Hermione's magic can be a huge problem solver (transfiguring things into shelter, creating fire etc) but Katniss already knows/has survival skills needed to live.

But if she comes with her dragons; Daenerys.

Buffy's only good if were on an island filled with vampires/demons/etc
I cant say I know enough about the Tomb Raider games to go with Lara Croft
Maybe Black Widow if she has a working communications device to call for help
User avatar #36 to #33 - ClockTank (12/24/2013) [-]
Lara Croft is an archaeologist/survivalist. She's essentially a more badass version of Katniss.
User avatar #22 - craftyatom ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
I'll honestly just put on a red shirt and accept things the way they are.
User avatar #158 - Maroon ONLINE (12/24/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Hermione because magic doesn't run out of ammo
User avatar #163 to #158 - tarnis (12/24/2013) [-]
Yea but then you just apperate off the island. no time for the old spank and tickle.
User avatar #209 - beatmasterz (12/25/2013) [-]
Obviously Scarlett Johansson, might as well die happy.
#131 - eddymolly ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
Why the hell would you choose anyone but Hermione?    
   
Ignoring the fact you could just apparate off the island, in terms of raw survival, she's the obvious choice, as she can use magic to get basic needs for the least resources.   
Shelter - magically conjured   
Clean water - magically conjured   
Cleanliness - magically conjured   
Medicine - magically conjured   
The only thing she can't provide is food, which would be easy enough to get through either magically catching animals, or pretty much instantly growing fruit/veg. Also making food magically bigger. Basically, she can get you everything you ever need for almost no resource consumption.   
   
Plus, she's smoking hot.
Why the hell would you choose anyone but Hermione?

Ignoring the fact you could just apparate off the island, in terms of raw survival, she's the obvious choice, as she can use magic to get basic needs for the least resources.
Shelter - magically conjured
Clean water - magically conjured
Cleanliness - magically conjured
Medicine - magically conjured
The only thing she can't provide is food, which would be easy enough to get through either magically catching animals, or pretty much instantly growing fruit/veg. Also making food magically bigger. Basically, she can get you everything you ever need for almost no resource consumption.

Plus, she's smoking hot.
User avatar #57 - benjamino (12/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If Dany comes with her dragons then her, if not Katniss.
User avatar #60 to #57 - fuzzyballs (12/24/2013) [-]
yeah, so she can hate you for no reason and kill you

SMART MOVE
#2 - yaakovazraelself (12/24/2013) [-]
Choose Hermione.   
   
Apparate the 						****					 outta there.
Choose Hermione.

Apparate the **** outta there.
#61 - maddboiy (12/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Hermoine, she can magic up food and apparate you off the island. I dont think that OP thought this one through
Hermoine, she can magic up food and apparate you off the island. I dont think that OP thought this one through
User avatar #25 - bleachedpheather (12/24/2013) [-]
anyone but black widow, she'd eat me.
User avatar #11 - claudius (12/24/2013) [-]
Laura Croft....you know because she actually knows tropical survival techniques. Plus, if I get hungry I could just suck the filler out of her lips.
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