Choking the one eyed snake. . I have one more tracking effin grandma' s shower busing Ethereal soap as lube Minish, turn off shower ddick still soapy. towel it
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Choking the one eyed snake

I have one more
tracking effin grandma' s shower
busing Ethereal soap as lube
Minish, turn off shower
ddick still soapy. towel it off
enext morning
iest intense burning i have on my virgin cock n bals
speek under sheets
epoch is beet red
5 hours supercock starts to peel
to peel offa perfect molt of my cock
oi was impressed, left it on the bed to save for pics
iforgot about it
bleave
jgma calls house, mom picks up
wear mom' s tone of voice change
ANC) N, DC) YOU HAVE A PET SNAKE LOOSE IN GRANDMA' S HOUSE?"
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Submitted: 06/09/2014
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#4 - shirtsinsideout (06/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>Be Me
>13
>Starting high school
(In Vancouver we skip middle school and start high school grade 8)
>My room being painted
>Have to sleep in sibling's room on futon
>urge to fap
>Not down to drydock
>Go to bathroom
>Apply random shampoo as lube
>Sneak back to futon
>Attempt to fap under covers
>Not stealth enough
>Give up
>Shampoo remains on dick
>Starts to burn
> *********************** .jpg
>Tough it out
>Wake up
>Dick has leathery coating
>Gradually peels off over the next few days
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>Not good enough to try again
>Thank god no showering in gym class
And that's why I dry dock to this day.
#1 - vpngtn (06/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#3 - anonymous (06/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #8 - grimsho (06/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Yeah learned the hard way to not use soap as lube in the shower, I peeled for days.
#20 - lightarcanine (06/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Five-Knuckle Shuffle   
Quell a southern uprising   
Wax the carrot   
Box the bald-headed champ   
Jerk the gherkin   
Spank the monkey   
Choke the chicken   
Aide and abet a known felon   
Sail the mayonnaise seas   
Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come   
Windsurf on Mount Baldy   
Polish the rock-hard staff of Saint Peter   
Exercise your right to privacy   
Practice safest sex   
Play five-on-one   
Invoke the Oscar Mayer love spell   
Distribute free literature   
Make baby Jesus cry   
Sacrifice sperm to the God of Lonely Nights   
Make the world safe for democracy   
Celebrate Palm Sunday   
Jam the radar   
Make whitefish salad   
Use the one-eyed, flesh-colored, manually-operated yogurt-slinger
Five-Knuckle Shuffle
Quell a southern uprising
Wax the carrot
Box the bald-headed champ
Jerk the gherkin
Spank the monkey
Choke the chicken
Aide and abet a known felon
Sail the mayonnaise seas
Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come
Windsurf on Mount Baldy
Polish the rock-hard staff of Saint Peter
Exercise your right to privacy
Practice safest sex
Play five-on-one
Invoke the Oscar Mayer love spell
Distribute free literature
Make baby Jesus cry
Sacrifice sperm to the God of Lonely Nights
Make the world safe for democracy
Celebrate Palm Sunday
Jam the radar
Make whitefish salad
Use the one-eyed, flesh-colored, manually-operated yogurt-slinger
User avatar #15 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (06/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
am i the only one who doesn't like using lube? it's an inconvenience and going in dry just feels better
#6 - EvilPixelKillr (06/10/2014) [-]
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#5 - buzkeedo (06/10/2014) [-]
10/10 - Good read
10/10 - Good read
#2 - galgawine (06/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
wtf did he use as lube
User avatar #21 - arkadia (06/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
things no one tells you until it's too late:
-Don't fap with soap
User avatar #30 to #29 - alekksandar (06/10/2014) [-]
-Don't use an oiled baby to fap, it's actually quite abusive and will leave your ass in a jail.
#32 - megamolester (06/10/2014) [-]
god do i love 4chan for this kinda crap

god do i hate 4chan for everything else they do
User avatar #13 - darkoblivion (06/10/2014) [-]
never happened to me
#12 - WheresMyAccount (06/10/2014) [-]
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#23 - hagerusaito (06/10/2014) [-]
Me and an ex used soap as lube in the shower once. Well, it moreso just happened to be there since we were actually showering. I didn't have any problems afterwards, don't know if she did though.

Not looking forward to the die I find a brand of soap that does that to me...
#19 - greenwithenvy (06/10/2014) [-]
I'm in so confuse... using soap as lube shouldn't do **** because you're also washing off the soap with the shower water, or if not at least he dried the soap off.
User avatar #18 - commontroll (06/10/2014) [-]
I thought it said his grandma's car for some reason, and I thought that was pretty ******* weird.
User avatar #17 - thedungeonmaster ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Does this actually happen or is it part of some internet joke I haven't heard of? My girlfriend and I used shampoo as lube once in the shower cause water makes skin sticky for some reason and we were both fine.
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