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#2 - epicscorpion (09/16/2015) [-]
>Open package
>eat one
>give her the rest
>gleefully watch them lament at their now unsellable food
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#64 to #2 - anonoon (10/05/2015) [-]
They'll just cut off the bitten piece, repackage and resell.
#61 to #2 - herparderpington (09/17/2015) [-]
My sides! This is clearly the work of an enemy stand.
User avatar #51 to #2 - gragasvlad (09/17/2015) [-]
well now they have a box of choclate to eat that they still got paid for sooooo.... you know....
User avatar #5 to #2 - hikingviking (09/16/2015) [-]
But then they can eat the rest and still get paid. So they still win....
User avatar #6 to #5 - donbionicle (09/16/2015) [-]
But the point is, they have one less to sell. Which means if someone else comes along and does the same thing, they'll have even less, and so on.
User avatar #32 to #6 - captainprincess ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
They'll be stuck running something of an honest business

What a tragedy
#24 to #6 - anon (09/17/2015) [-]
so getting paid to eat chocolate
#38 to #6 - anon (09/17/2015) [-]
they would still sell all their chocolates, you're not really hurting them
User avatar #20 to #6 - dakkenly (09/17/2015) [-]
>happens twice

>add one from one box to another and suddenly it's sellable
#22 to #20 - epicscorpion (09/17/2015) [-]
I don't know the standards for street sale, but I wouldn't buy anything that's not been sealed
User avatar #25 to #22 - dakkenly (09/17/2015) [-]
Entirely depends on the country and all but in some cases it's possible
#17 to #6 - taskpawner (09/17/2015) [-]
So, regular commerce?
#8 to #6 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
Do you think stores that sell chocolate lose money?

It's not even implied that the chocolate is being sold at a low price for this scam.
#3 - peezle (09/16/2015) [-]
Give her half.
User avatar #1 - unmexicano (09/16/2015) [-]
See it' coming. Also, chocolate is bad if you are hungry, eat fruit from or **** .
#29 to #1 - teegoogilycoffeeme (09/17/2015) [-]
>chocolate
>bad
User avatar #42 to #29 - enlightednatzie (09/17/2015) [-]
My tumbly gets rumbly and i fart uncroloble

Not fun when you sit in a crowded area trying to ignore your own fecal stench as you quietly squeeze out another gas cloud from hell.
User avatar #36 to #29 - sherlockbatman ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
get over it, man. nothing that tastes good is good for you. stop rationalizing health benefits for your junk food and you'll lose weight
User avatar #41 to #36 - enslavedyouth (09/17/2015) [-]
What the **** ? Are you saying apples don't taste good? Grapes? Bananas? Kiwi? Oranges?
User avatar #48 to #36 - reaperssprint (09/17/2015) [-]
That is the dumbest thing I have seen someone say in awhile, congratulations.

If you can't cook healthy food that tastes good, try a couple classes man.
User avatar #35 to #1 - aerosol (09/17/2015) [-]
I don't think you understand the relationship some women have with chocolate.
User avatar #27 to #1 - thegamepixel (09/17/2015) [-]
WWII life rafts used choclate for rations
User avatar #14 to #1 - alhemicar (09/16/2015) [-]
wth is fruit from?
User avatar #15 to #14 - unmexicano (09/16/2015) [-]
Don't pay attention, i was drunk at 2 am in local time.
User avatar #16 to #15 - alhemicar (09/17/2015) [-]
Oh ok

still gonna go eat **** now tho
User avatar #18 to #15 - assdoreponyfucker (09/17/2015) [-]
do you live in angola
User avatar #43 to #18 - enlightednatzie (09/17/2015) [-]
His name litterally says mexicano dude
User avatar #63 to #43 - assdoreponyfucker (09/17/2015) [-]
except it wouldn't have been 2 am then
User avatar #21 to #14 - dakkenly (09/17/2015) [-]
From trees probably
#4 to #1 - harbydeath (09/16/2015) [-]
seen your mother coming too but we dont go on about it.
#9 to #4 - legitkebab (09/16/2015) [-]
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**legitkebab rolled image**ya just replied with your profil picture why?
User avatar #13 to #4 - unmexicano (09/16/2015) [-]
I know, it must be very traumatic.
User avatar #10 to #4 - ronyx (09/16/2015) [-]
******* rekt
User avatar #7 to #1 - funnytime ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
where did you learn **** is good when you are hungry?
User avatar #12 to #7 - unmexicano (09/16/2015) [-]
nutricionist.
User avatar #26 to #12 - yugiohkris (09/17/2015) [-]
Please tell me you're joking.
User avatar #28 to #26 - unmexicano (09/17/2015) [-]
You're joking.
there, I write it.
User avatar #33 to #12 - captainprincess ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
nutritionist isn't a legally protected title
Anyone and everyone can claim to be one
User avatar #49 to #40 - theugandanhero (09/17/2015) [-]
Like a gat'damn fiddle
#23 - thismustbeseen (09/17/2015) [-]
> If the chocolate was sold to me for a high price

I'm not going to be giving away expensive chocolate to hungry beggars. If they're hungry, they should be after bread or stew or something

> If the chocolate was sold to me at a low price

Tell the beggar "go over there, that lady is selling cheap chocolate"
#44 to #23 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
Hook nosed jew smiling gleefully in front of a backdrop full of gold coins.

Now where did I read that I wonder?
#45 - perturabo (09/17/2015) [-]
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#19 - adr (09/17/2015) [-]
Call a friend, get them to go over there and slowly "check" each one, melting them in the process
User avatar #30 - Darianvincent (09/17/2015) [-]
Is this how gypsies sell chocolate?
User avatar #50 - godlessbastard (09/17/2015) [-]
A similar thing happened to me a while back actually ... I'll put it into greentext to keep it simple ... This is why I don't trust homeless people

>Jogging down the street, see some kid selling candies
>On my way back home I decide I should buy something just to be nice
>Hastily dig into my pocket for change because I got nothing
>Nasty homeless guy comes walking across
>Cunt was obviously drunk as ****
>Evaluate and think if I feel comfortable making a transaction in front of homeless
>Nah, **** it, It's for the kids, so I decide to get two boxes of gummies
>About an hour later I returned home and turned on the tv and there was a news report of a stabbing

It happened on the same corner of where I bought the sweets, news later released the name of the man that attacked them, first letter of each line of the greentext was his name
#53 to #50 - anon (09/17/2015) [-]
You ******* bastard
#31 - rollingpicture (09/17/2015) [-]
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What a sweet trick
#46 - hongkonglongdong (09/17/2015) [-]
This is a legit scam, actually.

**** like this is why people like the Victorians- and people still living in developing countries today- had such a low opinion of beggars and the "unworking poor" in general.
User avatar #55 - malcolmcz (09/17/2015) [-]
why does it looks like more like a pack of eggs
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User avatar #37 to #34 - psyachu ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
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User avatar #56 - minecraftmemes (09/17/2015) [-]
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