Chinese food. Nintendo in a nutshell: www.crackedsorcerer.com/post/1410/Nintendo-In-A-Nutshell. are chairs.. not yet, but they are training for it
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#6 - applescryatnight (07/22/2014) [-]
not yet, but they are training for it
not yet, but they are training for it
User avatar #34 to #6 - applesdontpee (07/22/2014) [-]
there's a warm feeling that swells up in my feely parts when i see this gif because i know the context
#10 to #6 - anon (07/22/2014) [-]
That's Japan you ignorant ************* piece of **** .
#14 to #10 - applescryatnight (07/22/2014) [-]
hes also eating a doorknob, not a chair leg.
but its a joke, wouldnt expect a devout feminist to get that.
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User avatar #7 to #6 - morelazors (07/22/2014) [-]
He looks like an Asian Dwayne Johnson
#11 to #7 - anon (07/22/2014) [-]
his name is dwayne "the wok" johnson
#28 to #11 - animedudej (07/22/2014) [-]
you magnificent bastard better logg in so i can pount you with green thumbs!
you magnificent bastard better logg in so i can pount you with green thumbs!
User avatar #27 to #11 - morelazors (07/22/2014) [-]
You are a beautiful person.
User avatar #24 to #7 - isammyj (07/22/2014) [-]
Actually looks like Ken Watanabe www.imdb.com/name/nm0913822/?ref_=tt_cl_t5
#30 to #24 - fecal ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
also looks like jackie chan, or jet li for that matter. **** , guy could be harold from kumar far as we know
#13 - noteventrying (07/22/2014) [-]
what about tables?
#3 - include (07/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #16 - redstonealchemist (07/22/2014) [-]
that's the difference between china and north korea:
the only thing you can eat that has legs is a chair
haha is funny because the vast majority of their food is actually sawdust!
#4 - feffog (07/22/2014) [-]
im sure theres SOME jap porn that disproves this
im sure theres SOME jap porn that disproves this
User avatar #21 to #4 - luquaz (07/22/2014) [-]
why the hashtag, one wonders
#9 - dharkmoswen (07/22/2014) [-]
***** please
User avatar #15 - katarinaismywaifu (07/22/2014) [-]
i would not **** her. chink eyes, yellow skin. 4/10 and below my standards
User avatar #17 to #15 - richardastley (07/22/2014) [-]
Noted.
User avatar #23 to #15 - Sterski ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Good for you.

Nobody cares.
User avatar #20 to #15 - hashtronaut (07/22/2014) [-]
thumbed you back to 0

because that's what you deserve. 0/10
#25 to #20 - anon (07/22/2014) [-]
I made him go +1 so take that !
User avatar #26 to #25 - hashtronaut (07/22/2014) [-]
he wants it to be in the red, so anything green is good lol
#29 - joshthepoet (07/22/2014) [-]
would chinese people eat this?
#12 - pebar (07/22/2014) [-]
Masterchef US season 3 episode 6
I think
#1 - pointblankhits (07/21/2014) [-]
We'll bang, ok?
User avatar #32 - vicecomx (07/22/2014) [-]
HOW TO SIT: AN MLG TUTORIAL
User avatar #31 - sunnyday ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
So that's why the table are always so short in Asia.
User avatar #22 - huzibizi (07/22/2014) [-]
what about me and my dick
#8 - anon (07/22/2014) [-]
So they eat humans?
User avatar #19 to #8 - kristovsky (07/22/2014) [-]
I would eat human. Granted I wouldn't kill a human to eat them, but if they were already dead, and I had few options, why the **** not?
User avatar #33 to #8 - somethingpants (07/22/2014) [-]
There's a lot of folklore of Chinese people in the olden days eating their enemies after battle and, in times of wide-spread starvation, eating their own children or the children of others. There's also some stories of children with sick, elderly parents cutting off parts of their own flesh for medicines.
There's also a story that I read that at one point in China, when you asked for fresh meat at the butcher you'd be presented with the body of a recently-killed child. You were also given the choice of boy or girl.
#5 - twilightdusk (07/22/2014) [-]
Huh, I didn't know table was a Chinese delicacy.
User avatar #2 - mostlyshits (07/21/2014) [-]
Aw yis, Masterchef
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