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#21 - infinitereaper (03/04/2014) [-]
>be in third grade
>sweet mother of blond loli look at dat ass
>try to talk to the girl, it goes okay but she doesn't seem interested
>try to flirt, but player skills are 2nd grade
>get frustrated, but don't give up, start poking her and provoking for response
>she gets mad, turns away from me
>I pretend to leave but then run back and proceed to tap her back
>you know like a friendly "lets play" kind of tap tap
>but instead of a tap my hand impacts her back like 1000 sacks of potatoes
>She arches back in pain and looks at me with a horrified face
>I ****** up
>I run away as fast as I can as she yells for the recess monitor
>I'm too young to go to detention
>peer out from slide and see the girl telling on me
>the monitor starts looking for me, I slink my way around the playground
>sneak level 33
>spend the rest of recess chilling by the slide on the high ground keeping an eye on things
>recess ends and I run away to class
>kept a low profile a few more recesses after that
>never suffered any consequences
>smooth operator
User avatar #131 to #21 - dogfoodtaco (05/31/2014) [-]
Ha
#87 to #21 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
"Player skills are 2nd grade". Nice.
#83 to #21 - junkiegirl (03/04/2014) [-]
this was amazing, ive actually never laughed so much at a comment. your story-telling skills are off the charts
this was amazing, ive actually never laughed so much at a comment. your story-telling skills are off the charts
User avatar #105 to #83 - infinitereaper (03/04/2014) [-]
thanks, I do aspire to write, a few people here on FJ have told me I write things well, so it's boosted my confidence
#95 to #83 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
Greentext.... "Story-telling skills off the charts"... Uhhhhh....?
#96 to #95 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
Greentext is a way of telling a story. I've seen **** greentext and i'm sure you have as well.
#99 to #96 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
yeah but greentext is always the same format, just different stories. It's not like this guy is writing in a unique fashion. I know it's nitpicking a compliment but, what?
User avatar #50 to #21 - jamieswhiteshirt ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Thank you for not having a "I'm a teacher" plot twist.
#26 to #21 - herpymcderp (03/04/2014) [-]
>I'm too young to go to detention
>I'm too young to go to detention
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