Children. I once got in trouble at a park because I was watching my kid play. The other parents thought I was a sexual predator because I was wearing plad... fm
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I once got in trouble at a park because I was watching my kid play. The other parents thought I was a sexual predator because I was wearing plad... fml

Found this at the bottom of my pictures folder from liek, two years ago.

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User avatar #11 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (03/03/2014) [+] (22 replies)
ya I got accused of being a pedophile on two occasions when I was babysitting my niece and took her to the park. What kind of ******* person goes up to someone at the park minding their own damn business and accuses them of being a pedo ? I was so ******* pissed off I almost punched the fat bitch in her face.
#21 - infinitereaper (03/04/2014) [+] (9 replies)
>be in third grade
>sweet mother of blond loli look at dat ass
>try to talk to the girl, it goes okay but she doesn't seem interested
>try to flirt, but player skills are 2nd grade
>get frustrated, but don't give up, start poking her and provoking for response
>she gets mad, turns away from me
>I pretend to leave but then run back and proceed to tap her back
>you know like a friendly "lets play" kind of tap tap
>but instead of a tap my hand impacts her back like 1000 sacks of potatoes
>She arches back in pain and looks at me with a horrified face
>I ****** up
>I run away as fast as I can as she yells for the recess monitor
>I'm too young to go to detention
>peer out from slide and see the girl telling on me
>the monitor starts looking for me, I slink my way around the playground
>sneak level 33
>spend the rest of recess chilling by the slide on the high ground keeping an eye on things
>recess ends and I run away to class
>kept a low profile a few more recesses after that
>never suffered any consequences
>smooth operator
#3 - theannoyingFJguy (03/03/2014) [+] (28 replies)
I used to like a girl but she always used to kick me in the shins, like, a lot....   
   
Wait, does that mean she liked me?   
   
Or did she just like kicking me in the shins?
I used to like a girl but she always used to kick me in the shins, like, a lot....

Wait, does that mean she liked me?

Or did she just like kicking me in the shins?
User avatar #9 to #3 - lotengo ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
cheer up mate, nobody likes you
User avatar #53 - heretofuckshitup (03/04/2014) [+] (9 replies)
>Be middle school kid
>Gym class teaching square dancing
>Girl i like is in my group
>Next class boys have to ask girl to be partner
>most of the kids are doing it before the class
>don't ask girl i like
>next day she confronts me
>"Why didn't you ask me to dance"
>"Who said i was going to ask you"
>why did i say that
>end up dancing with my friend who's a dude.
>why
#34 - hybridxproject (03/04/2014) [+] (8 replies)
>be me in 1st grade   
>eating lunch at school   
>a girl comes rushing towards me with another girl following her   
>hear girl behind her say "no stop, don't tell him"    
>girl in front says "hey hybridxproject, mikala has the hots for you"   
>hfw and mfw
>be me in 1st grade
>eating lunch at school
>a girl comes rushing towards me with another girl following her
>hear girl behind her say "no stop, don't tell him"
>girl in front says "hey hybridxproject, mikala has the hots for you"
>hfw and mfw
User avatar #47 to #41 - folkflunky (03/04/2014) [-]
Once a chick looked at me and bit her lip.
My self esteem increased so fast it caused 2011 Japan's tsunami and earthquake.
#10 - mankey (03/03/2014) [-]
#57 - lolollo (03/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
> Be me
> Grade school
> 8 year old hamplanet constantly terrorizes me
> I tell mom about it
> "it means she likes you"
> ************************** 8yearoldvoice.exe
> birthday comes up
> still in "invite everyone in the class or else" bloodpact with parents
> she comes
> birthday goes normally
> opening presents
> normal kid ****
> pogs, pokemon, *just ******* google "90s kid toys and pick, like, the third picture, you get the ******* idea*
> I get to her present
> MFW it's a ******* model rocket
> MFW years later my moms may have had a point
> MFW my first experience with the dating world was some grade school level, hamplanetoid passive aggressive ******** .
> MFW ******* model rocket at 8 tho god damn!
#43 - specialone (03/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What I instantly thought of.
#35 - GuardianofzeBlind (03/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Helga Pataki, yes
#80 - cheastnut (03/04/2014) [-]
"i know that feel"
#48 - ButtonFly ONLINE (03/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Happened to me once but strangely, I was in high school.   
   
There was a guy who was picking on me and hitting me with his yo-yo. I was mostly ignoring him, occasionally turning around to tell him to go away. He finally got his yo-yo stuck in my hair.   
I have three feet of hair so getting things tangled in it is usually a hellish experience that isn't easily resolved. I was mad as all hell.   
So we got into a massive fight that ended with us being sent to the office. While various people were busy in there and we were left alone we managed to sit and talk things out. I apologized, he apologized, he helped get the yo-yo out of my hair. There were no hard feelings between either of us. Even though we worked things out and everything was fine in the end we were both suspended for a couple of days.   
I was really cut up about it but he comforted me and admitted he was just being an idiot because he actually liked me.    
We ended up dating for a little while after that.
Happened to me once but strangely, I was in high school.

There was a guy who was picking on me and hitting me with his yo-yo. I was mostly ignoring him, occasionally turning around to tell him to go away. He finally got his yo-yo stuck in my hair.
I have three feet of hair so getting things tangled in it is usually a hellish experience that isn't easily resolved. I was mad as all hell.
So we got into a massive fight that ended with us being sent to the office. While various people were busy in there and we were left alone we managed to sit and talk things out. I apologized, he apologized, he helped get the yo-yo out of my hair. There were no hard feelings between either of us. Even though we worked things out and everything was fine in the end we were both suspended for a couple of days.
I was really cut up about it but he comforted me and admitted he was just being an idiot because he actually liked me.
We ended up dating for a little while after that.
#51 to #48 - lolollo (03/04/2014) [-]
"Throw yo-yos at people, and then tell them it was because I liked them."

Alright, I think I got it. Any last minute tips?
User avatar #37 - GiantPedobear (03/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>Be me in Pre K
>I am cute as hell and wear a **** ton of suit vests
>Me and this girl constantly mess with each other
>Too young to realize everything I did
>In one year I got in trouble for looking up her skirt, biting her, hiding with her after recess ended etc
>Apparently she was the daughter of the manager of the Pre K I was at
>Last day of Pre K i got a kiss
>Still the coolest girl I have ever met
#68 - jammythemadman (03/04/2014) [-]
"If he'd only kiss me, I wouldn't have to beat him up all the time".
#67 - mr skeltal (03/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
When I was like four I had a crush on my Dad's mate who was living with us (we have a granny flat) temporarily. In a movie, I saw a woman go into the bathroom 'let me get more comfortable' and come back out like ten seconds later with her lingerie in her hand implying she was no longer wearing panties.

So me being the little genius I was decided to replicate this scenario. He was babysitting me, we were watching some crap kids film I probably went ballistic for. After the movie he told me it was bed time, I told him I needed to go pee first. Went in. Walked out with my dirty ass stained banana's in pyjamas underwear in my hand. Gave them to him. HFW.
#1 - outonatable (03/03/2014) [-]
I have a theory...
User avatar #75 - mrfartypants (03/04/2014) [-]
this is why rapist thinks no means yes
#31 - Minnesota (03/04/2014) [-]
Bitch, get on this girl's level.
#86 - givememoarpony (03/04/2014) [-]
**givememoarpony rolled a random image posted in comment #85 at party hard ** loves me and beat me up for it
#46 - edgeworthy (03/04/2014) [-]
Why don't we just agree that love is a difficult thing, an move to something easier like... solving the perfect crime?
Why don't we just agree that love is a difficult thing, an move to something easier like... solving the perfect crime?
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