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Chester the Protector

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User avatar #169 - SirVladimir (08/28/2014) [+] (14 replies)
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Holy crap, #1 on the front page! This is a first since I started coming on the site in 2010.
Thanks, guys! (And girls, I'm not sexist)
#2 - tripscausedthis (08/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Finding Nemo 2: The Desert Conflict
User avatar #8 - recovering (08/28/2014) [+] (33 replies)
Why would "Dear soldier" make you mad?
User avatar #10 to #8 - jayfizzle (08/28/2014) [-]
prolly a marine or somethin. they dont like being called soldiers
User avatar #41 - iwebby (08/28/2014) [+] (16 replies)
>adopt a ''soldier''
>baby wipes

what
User avatar #42 to #41 - thingexplain ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Baby wipes are one of the best portable ways to keep relatively clean in a no-shower environment. Also they make glorious asswipes unlike that sandpaper ******** that comes with an MRE
#4 - mkoala (08/28/2014) [-]
#20 - sanbonzakura (08/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"gold fish"   
you 						*******					 casual thats a clown fish   
 let the red fall upon me i dont give a 						****
"gold fish"
you ******* casual thats a clown fish
let the red fall upon me i dont give a ****
#1 - lecorbi (08/28/2014) [-]
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User avatar #14 - blacktemplar ONLINE (08/28/2014) [+] (6 replies)
To those curious as to why he might get mad at being called a "soldier" is because each branch's forces are called something different.

Army - Soldier
Marines - Marine
Navy - Sailors
Airforce - Airman

This would imply OP is any of the other three, more than likely a Marine.
Hope this helped.
#13 - trevanman (08/28/2014) [+] (14 replies)
they're telling their children terrorists are monsters?

they're basically pissed off people who are pissed off because the US soldiers constantly raid their places.
they make terrorists faster than they can kill them.

actually, terrorists are just rebels or people who don't like foreigners being in their country
User avatar #17 to #13 - haveagreenthumb (08/28/2014) [-]
Well I wouldn't want a terrorist under my bed anymore than a monster...
User avatar #131 - scorcho (08/28/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Dehumanize the enemy, why don't you?
User avatar #137 to #131 - asheskirata ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
your edge needs to be dulled. the kid was 7 years old.
#149 - burningsmurfs ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
When you are done with your service (I wish you the best of luck with that) you should totally arrange a meeting and give Chester back to the little girl and thank her.
#193 - unicornmangina (08/28/2014) [-]
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User avatar #47 - jokexplain ONLINE (08/28/2014) [+] (14 replies)
so citizens of a country that's being unlawfully invaded are monsters
got it
User avatar #11 - lokiwins (08/28/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Adopt a soldier program, doesn't want to be called a soldier.
#62 - darthfox (08/28/2014) [+] (16 replies)
Can someone explain to be why the soldier would have been made at the "Dear Soldier" part of the letter?
User avatar #64 to #62 - AlexPaincakes (08/28/2014) [-]
I'm not sure why but I called my buddy's friend a soldier and he went on a triad for about 30 minutes on how he was a marine.

I didn't really pay attention so I forgot everything he said. This is typically why some people in the army piss me off. I never said all of them only a small few

But they are so stuck up their own ass and only talk about how they are "real" men with honor, integrity, and a load of other ******** . And then I see the same guy treat a women like **** , trap her and beat her. ******* hypocrites on this level infuriate me to no fathomable end. Sorry this is all anecdotal btw
#57 - karvarausku (08/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**karvarausku rolled image** yfw you are the true monster.
User avatar #88 - mrtwilightsparkle (08/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Things that I did while reading this:
1. Cry
#179 - turdmurpson (08/28/2014) [+] (13 replies)
wow something on FJ finally has some good heartwarming feelings about the the average solider trying to make it through the horrors of war. and yet the entire comment section is filled with "HURR DER GUNS MERICA FGT DEMOCRACY MONEY"..... im soooo glad the retards of the internet will never amount to anything in life because this is how they get their jollies.
#12 - hashtagopinion (08/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#SomebodyExplain
#WhyWouldHeBeMadAtBeingCalledSoldier
#15 to #12 - asasinmonkey (08/28/2014) [-]
He is probably a Marine. They don't like to be called soldiers cause they are not in the Army.
#108 - achilleus (08/28/2014) [-]
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