Checkout This Joke.. This is a repost. I am a reposter.. vatsim: i really want to buy one of these grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter kee Innocent joke tumblr repost
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This is a repost. I am a reposter.

vatsim:
i really want to buy one of these
grocery checkout dividers but the
lady behind the counter keeps
putting it back
This is like the most innocent joke
We ever read
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#1 - anonymous (11/27/2013) [+] (16 replies)
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Just say the content is a repost and you'll immediately be on Frontpage.
User avatar #18 - whatsgoodyo (11/28/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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This is a joke from a comedian named Steven Wright if anyone cares. He's a monotone guy that tells witty jokes that are usually plays on words or stuff like that.
#7 - tazzerz ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
Good title!
Good title!
#16 - umopapisdn (11/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What happens when you ring up Land O' Lakes butter
#38 - pendeja ONLINE (11/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Just use the self-checkout
#42 - aleeyam (11/28/2013) [-]
MFW i'm a cashier
User avatar #8 - iridium (11/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I found a site that sells them. It's like 1 for 12$, but that's mostly shipping. You can get like 100 of them for 120$ too.
#47 - atomis (11/28/2013) [-]
This was found in the store i work at. My boss gets confused sometimes
#29 - keithspike (11/28/2013) [-]
thats tier fifteen of troll
thats tier fifteen of troll
#43 - ednakrababbal (11/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"in the checkout-divider store"
User avatar #26 - scootalooisyourgod (11/28/2013) [-]
This was one of the most frustrating things when I was a kid, because I would think "Oh, I'm gonna be helpful and use this to divide it" but they would just put it back and my mom would be like "Sweetie, don't do that just behave"


WHAT DO YOU MEAN ME BEHAVE
#33 - frenzyfj (11/28/2013) [-]
You were so close lightbulb..
#32 - joshuaww (11/28/2013) [-]
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#23 - darkoblivion (11/28/2013) [-]
that subtle annoyance when you work as a cashier at walmart and your line doesn't have a divider.
User avatar #52 - cjgnh (11/28/2013) [-]
HEY, I'm a cashier why is it automatically "The lady behind the counter" and not "The gentleman" Huh? HUH? **** YOU FEMINISTS
#50 - fairnheight (11/28/2013) [-]
Grocery Divider Rule: The greater the chaotic, massive pile of groceries of the person in front of you, the less likely that person to fish out the divider and place it in front of your stuff.
User avatar #48 - SirMartin (11/28/2013) [-]
Does anyone know what does are named?
User avatar #35 - vortexrain ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
Where are the purple ******* lines?
User avatar #28 - chubbybastard (11/28/2013) [-]
When I was a kid I thought that thing was like a control for the conveyer belt like if it was on it would move and if you took it off it stopped. The woman at the grocery store would turn the belt on and off everytime I picked up or put down the divider
User avatar #11 - tostito (11/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
it took me more than it should
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