Check your privilege. . Why do girls get all bent out of shape when a man asks for a sandwich. When my girlfriend says Pix my car", or "Fix my computer" I den’
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Check your privilege

Why do girls get all bent out of
shape when a man asks for a
sandwich. When my girlfriend says
Pix my car", or "Fix my computer"
I den’ t claim it' s sexist. I fix
her **** cuz I' m geed at it. Yeu' re
good at: making sandwiches. Next time
a girl asks me to fix her **** , I' m
just going to get offended and go
Fix your own **** ". Let' s see whe
gets hurt more, me without a sandwich
or yen without a car.
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#16 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
I'd never make a woman make me a sandwich. Bitches wish their sandwich-making game were half as strong as mine.
User avatar #31 to #16 - ragingcacti (07/23/2014) [-]
If it doesn't have chips on it, youre not doing it right.
User avatar #38 to #31 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
Chips as in potato chips or french fries? Because I've tried both and it's awesome, but they're not always readily available.
User avatar #40 to #38 - ragingcacti (07/23/2014) [-]
Crisps
User avatar #41 to #40 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
Oh, those. I've noticed the dust left over at the bottom of bags of tortilla chips makes for pretty good seasoning. Not just for sandwiches.
User avatar #42 to #41 - ragingcacti (07/23/2014) [-]
Gots tah use Frito's, mang.
User avatar #44 to #42 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
Cooking while broke should be considered an artform.
User avatar #57 to #44 - ragingcacti (07/23/2014) [-]
It should be a TV show. Some broke dude gets home and he has to cook himself a meal with whats left in his fridge.
User avatar #58 to #57 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
I imagine it'd be a bit like my cooking. "Well, the recipe says to use fresh-ground coffee, dark chocolate and full-fat cream, but I'm sure some instant coffee, left-over christmas chocolate and slightly expired milk will do. I mean, the coffee's 3 in 1. It should have plenty of cream.".
#33 to #16 - badpony (07/23/2014) [-]
I have a sandwich toaster. My sandwiches warm the belly and give people the fuzzies. Saying that I should probably check the bread's still fresh when I make them.
#22 to #16 - tksparty (07/23/2014) [-]
Yup, I'm very particular about how the ingredients are spaced, cut and spread. Lady folk just seem to slap everything on like it's modern art or something.
User avatar #24 to #22 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
My approach to sandwiches is "If it took less time to make than it took to eat, it was a ****** sandwich.".
#64 to #24 - kippomies (07/23/2014) [-]
My approach is very complex, if it tastes good it's a good sandwich. I don't really care if it took 8 hours or 20 seconds to make.
User avatar #65 to #64 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
Eh, to each their own.
#66 to #65 - kippomies (07/23/2014) [-]
Would you really care tho, if someone made an amazing sandwich in 2 minutes and it took you like 10 minutes to eat it? Your approach seems very flawed to me.
Also I don't know why I give a **** .
User avatar #67 to #66 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
I only use it when I'm the one making the sandwich. I take my time with it. I'm pretty sure some people could do the same stuff I do 5 times faster.
#69 to #67 - kippomies (07/23/2014) [-]
Ah that clarifies it. Also, would you really care if you make a sandwich in a hurry and it still tasted as good as before? I'm really intrigued.
User avatar #70 to #69 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
Probably not, though if I'm in a hurry I'd also be trying to eat the sandwich as quickly as possible and wouldn't enjoy it as much.
#72 to #70 - kippomies (07/23/2014) [-]
Let's say you're in a hurry to work, make a sandwich in a hurry and eat it later as a lunch. The sandwich looks a little sloppy but tastes the same. Would you mind?
User avatar #73 to #72 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
I've never pondered sandwich conundrums so much before, but I'd probably mind the sloppiness, since I hate it when sandwiches fall apart and I'd DEFINITELY not want to to fall apart while I'm eating somewhere public, not to mention how much it would suck if it got all over my clothes. Also, it'd be all stale and soggy if I didn't properly wrap it. Yeah, I'd definitely mind if I half-assed a sandwich in a hurry.
#74 to #73 - kippomies (07/23/2014) [-]
Now, What if you made the perfect sandwich but had to eat it in a hurry? Would you rather;
A) Save it for later
B) Eat it, even though you wouldn't enjoy it as much, or
C) Make a new one later?
User avatar #75 to #74 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
Probably C and isn't this getting a bit specific?
#76 to #75 - kippomies (07/23/2014) [-]
Is that a bad thing? What kind of toppings do you prefer by the way?
User avatar #77 to #76 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
I have no idea and just about anything. I prefer lighter stuff in the summer, so mostly vegetables.
#78 to #77 - kippomies (07/23/2014) [-]
And the bread to toppings ratio should be?
User avatar #79 to #78 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
I have no ******* idea. This is too specific even for me.
#80 to #79 - kippomies (07/23/2014) [-]
To be honest I was just figuring out how long I can make you reply to sandwich related questions. The first 2 questions were for real tho.
User avatar #81 to #80 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
Well, that was very dickish of you, because it's 2:38 in the morning and now I want a sandwich.
#82 to #81 - kippomies (07/23/2014) [-]
I just ate mine while making up the weirdest questions.
#2 - thedudeintheshirt (07/23/2014) [-]
**thedudeintheshirt rolled image** What I'm good at
User avatar #11 to #2 - stifflimb (07/23/2014) [-]
....I wanna take this as you mean you are good at either photoshop or were born with the neck of a giraffe!
#68 to #2 - kulamia (07/23/2014) [-]
Fruity Rudy!
User avatar #4 to #2 - falleone (07/23/2014) [-]
I don't know how I feel about this with your name...
#29 - mpghbombsaway (07/23/2014) [-]
>mfw my girlfriend tells me "well im not good at making sandwiches"
#30 to #29 - mpghbombsaway (07/23/2014) [-]
>mfw she later makes me a *********
#36 - jadedjalen (07/23/2014) [-]
I just think sandwiches are always better when someone else makes them, so yeah I'd probably make my boyfriend a sandwich as long as he made me one.
I just think sandwiches are always better when someone else makes them, so yeah I'd probably make my boyfriend a sandwich as long as he made me one.

User avatar #43 to #36 - tsoper (07/23/2014) [-]
but you have to fix his car
#18 - Jesusnipples (07/23/2014) [-]
Not all women are good at making sandwiches by default, my mom's sandwiches are 			****		 compared to mine
Not all women are good at making sandwiches by default, my mom's sandwiches are **** compared to mine
User avatar #28 to #18 - flyingfisherman (07/23/2014) [-]
It is always better if others do It.You need to be lazy
User avatar #19 to #18 - myfourthaccount (07/23/2014) [-]
make me a sandwich then
User avatar #20 to #19 - Jesusnipples (07/23/2014) [-]
no fak u
#49 to #35 - mutzaki ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #21 to #20 - karvarausku ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
So what kinda sandwiches do you do?
User avatar #23 to #21 - Jesusnipples (07/23/2014) [-]
The best ******* kind of sandwiches.


Usually whatever I feel like making at the time, I make lots of paninis and club sammiches
#45 - flyingassassin (07/23/2014) [-]
typical cis white male
typical cis white male
#71 to #45 - anon (07/23/2014) [-]
go back to tumblr
#47 - auryn (07/23/2014) [-]
Don´t worry OP, you don´t sound like you have to bother with girls anyway.
User avatar #25 - gemleonn (07/23/2014) [-]
I think it's a mutual understanding. If you do simple tasks they ask, they'll do simple tasks when you ask
#1 - anon (07/22/2014) [-]
Be mean to those who care about you because some bitches on the internet whine about stupid 			********		. Perfect.
Be mean to those who care about you because some bitches on the internet whine about stupid ******** . Perfect.
#32 to #1 - oosime (07/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #1 - dorfdorfdorf (07/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #52 - shonapope (07/23/2014) [-]
Why would you want someone else to make the sandwich for you? If you do it yourself, you can put exactly the right amount of filling in, you can cut the bread however the **** you want to, feel like swapping butter for something else? go for it. It's your sandwich that your making and you can do whatever the **** you want. There's no one else there to tell you to do **** , this is between you and the sandwich.
#53 to #52 - anon (07/23/2014) [-]
dont mess with the natural order
User avatar #54 to #53 - shonapope (07/23/2014) [-]
If I make the sandwich myself, who's there to see?
#34 - astarothaufromage (07/23/2014) [-]
It's very ******* simple to explain this. It basically is the punchline of 1/3 of the sexist jokes about women out there. Whereas fix my PC or fix my car is not tho. But most girls can take a joke anyway in the real world so don't get too far into how some people behave or are portrayed online.
#14 - anon (07/23/2014) [-]
"hey, i can fix a computer and a car! something not all people can do! but all you're good for is making a sandwich."
gee, completely the ******* same
#51 - yuukoku (07/23/2014) [-]
Why is it sexist to ask someone for a favor. If I just happen to want someone to make me a sandwich, I can totally ask for one. If he/she doesn't want to make me one, they call me a lazy **** and tell me to do it myself. If they're feeling generous, they can do it for me. It's not like it's a big ******* deal, it's ******* food within two slices of bread. The same thing goes for cleaning, fixing, etc. Just because the chore has feminine or masculine connotations doesn't mean the opposite sex can't do it, and just because I ask someone of a specific sex to complete an action that has connotations toward their sex, I'm not a sexist. I just asked them to do something for me. It's their choice to do it or not.
User avatar #27 - reginleif (07/23/2014) [-]
Just a word of advice FJ, if you ever get dragged to a feminist event pack your own lunch.

Ain't nobody making sandwiches.
User avatar #8 - theblacksheep ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Assuming I know **** about cars... because I don't have a ******* clue.
User avatar #10 to #8 - applezachs (07/23/2014) [-]
Maybe thats why the woman got offended, because she didnt know anything about sandwiches and we just assumed she did
#12 to #10 - anon (07/23/2014) [-]
THere really should be a form for **** you know how to fix.
#13 - anon (07/23/2014) [-]
It's sexist because it's kind of become that way. The saying has kind of taken on that tone. If we didn't live in this world or I guess without this culture and you were like , can you make me a sandwich, that would be fine but in the culture we live in that has taken to be like a man giving a woman an order that she better obey (it's a really weird way of showing dominance kind of, whereas when a girl asks a guy to fix his car it's not seen as dominnace (unless she's like fix my car bitch!) but the statement fix my car has no cultural meaning.
#6 - anon (07/23/2014) [-]
It's sexist for claiming that girls would be good at making sandwiches. I mean, sure they are, but boys are too. Who can't make own sandwich must be retarded.
#9 to #6 - anon (07/23/2014) [-]
so you are saying women arent good at anything sexist over here everyone its a sexist
#17 to #6 - karrotj (07/23/2014) [-]
Well my uncle swears his wife makes the best sandwiches. dont know, apparently it tastes different depending on where the items in the sandwich are placed, even mcdonalds knows this
User avatar #7 to #6 - sugoi (07/23/2014) [-]
I don't see why that's sexist when you just said that they are good at making sandwiches.

Jeez maybe he just wants a sandwich, aint no sexism going on, just a hungry bloke.
#15 - anon (07/23/2014) [-]
It'd be understandable if it was something more productive, but this is basically saying all women are actually good for is making sandwiches
This is the reason women turn in to macho ******* lesbians, i swear
User avatar #26 to #15 - reginleif (07/23/2014) [-]
So women want to replace men..... with manly women without penises? :/

women's logic
#63 - anon (07/23/2014) [-]
same situation here. (except she makes me a sandwich without incident) but she does pay the bills because i don't keep track of that stuff for **** . which is weird because im way more cautious with money then she is...
#61 - nthmetal (07/23/2014) [-]
And then they have the nerve to friendzone you.
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