Check your privilege. . Why do girls get all bent out of shape when a man asks for a sandwich. When my girlfriend says Pix my car", or "Fix my computer" I den’
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Check your privilege

Why do girls get all bent out of
shape when a man asks for a
sandwich. When my girlfriend says
Pix my car", or "Fix my computer"
I den’ t claim it' s sexist. I fix
her **** cuz I' m geed at it. Yeu' re
good at: making sandwiches. Next time
a girl asks me to fix her **** , I' m
just going to get offended and go
Fix your own **** ". Let' s see whe
gets hurt more, me without a sandwich
or yen without a car.
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Submitted: 07/22/2014
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#16 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [+] (28 replies)
I'd never make a woman make me a sandwich. Bitches wish their sandwich-making game were half as strong as mine.
#1 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Be mean to those who care about you because some bitches on the internet whine about stupid 						********					. Perfect.
Be mean to those who care about you because some bitches on the internet whine about stupid ******** . Perfect.
User avatar #3 to #1 - dorfdorfdorf (07/23/2014) [-]
missedthejoke.png
#2 - thedudeintheshirt (07/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**thedudeintheshirt rolled image** What I'm good at
User avatar #4 to #2 - falleone (07/23/2014) [-]
I don't know how I feel about this with your name...
#29 - mpghbombsaway (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>mfw my girlfriend tells me "well im not good at making sandwiches"
#45 - flyingassassin ONLINE (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
typical cis white male
typical cis white male
#36 - jadedjalen (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I just think sandwiches are always better when someone else makes them, so yeah I'd probably make my boyfriend a sandwich as long as he made me one.
I just think sandwiches are always better when someone else makes them, so yeah I'd probably make my boyfriend a sandwich as long as he made me one.

#18 - Jesusnipples (07/23/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Not all women are good at making sandwiches by default, my mom's sandwiches are 						****					 compared to mine
Not all women are good at making sandwiches by default, my mom's sandwiches are **** compared to mine
#6 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
It's sexist for claiming that girls would be good at making sandwiches. I mean, sure they are, but boys are too. Who can't make own sandwich must be retarded.
User avatar #7 to #6 - sugoi (07/23/2014) [-]
I don't see why that's sexist when you just said that they are good at making sandwiches.

Jeez maybe he just wants a sandwich, aint no sexism going on, just a hungry bloke.
#47 - auryn ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Don´t worry OP, you don´t sound like you have to bother with girls anyway.
User avatar #25 - gemleonn (07/23/2014) [-]
I think it's a mutual understanding. If you do simple tasks they ask, they'll do simple tasks when you ask
User avatar #52 - shonapope (07/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Why would you want someone else to make the sandwich for you? If you do it yourself, you can put exactly the right amount of filling in, you can cut the bread however the **** you want to, feel like swapping butter for something else? go for it. It's your sandwich that your making and you can do whatever the **** you want. There's no one else there to tell you to do **** , this is between you and the sandwich.
#34 - astarothaufromage (07/23/2014) [-]
It's very ******* simple to explain this. It basically is the punchline of 1/3 of the sexist jokes about women out there. Whereas fix my PC or fix my car is not tho. But most girls can take a joke anyway in the real world so don't get too far into how some people behave or are portrayed online.
User avatar #8 - theblacksheep (07/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Assuming I know **** about cars... because I don't have a ******* clue.
User avatar #10 to #8 - applezachs (07/23/2014) [-]
Maybe thats why the woman got offended, because she didnt know anything about sandwiches and we just assumed she did
#51 - yuukoku (07/23/2014) [-]
Why is it sexist to ask someone for a favor. If I just happen to want someone to make me a sandwich, I can totally ask for one. If he/she doesn't want to make me one, they call me a lazy **** and tell me to do it myself. If they're feeling generous, they can do it for me. It's not like it's a big ******* deal, it's ******* food within two slices of bread. The same thing goes for cleaning, fixing, etc. Just because the chore has feminine or masculine connotations doesn't mean the opposite sex can't do it, and just because I ask someone of a specific sex to complete an action that has connotations toward their sex, I'm not a sexist. I just asked them to do something for me. It's their choice to do it or not.
User avatar #27 - reginleif (07/23/2014) [-]
Just a word of advice FJ, if you ever get dragged to a feminist event pack your own lunch.

Ain't nobody making sandwiches.
#15 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It'd be understandable if it was something more productive, but this is basically saying all women are actually good for is making sandwiches
This is the reason women turn in to macho ******* lesbians, i swear
User avatar #26 to #15 - reginleif (07/23/2014) [-]
So women want to replace men..... with manly women without penises? :/

women's logic
#37 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
I've never had a girlfriend that could make a sandwich better than I could. I've never had a girlfriend that could cook anything better than I could, actually, except one that could make a couple of Jewish foods because I never learned how to make that sort of stuff.
#14 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
"hey, i can fix a computer and a car! something not all people can do! but all you're good for is making a sandwich."
gee, completely the ******* same
#13 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
It's sexist because it's kind of become that way. The saying has kind of taken on that tone. If we didn't live in this world or I guess without this culture and you were like , can you make me a sandwich, that would be fine but in the culture we live in that has taken to be like a man giving a woman an order that she better obey (it's a really weird way of showing dominance kind of, whereas when a girl asks a guy to fix his car it's not seen as dominnace (unless she's like fix my car bitch!) but the statement fix my car has no cultural meaning.
#5 - okamiterasu (07/23/2014) [-]
**okamiterasu rolled image** **** i provide for my girlfriend
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