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An old Call of Cthulu adventure featuring Old Man Jenkins.

"Ununoctium is the temporary IUPAC name for the transactinide element with the atomic number 118 and element symbol Uuo. It is also known as eka-radon or element 118, and on the periodic table of the elements it is a p-block elements and the last one of the 7th period. Ununoctium is currently the only synthetic member of grou 18. It has the highest atomic number and highest atomic mass of all the elements discovered so far.

The radioactive ununoctium aton is very unstable, due to its high mass, and since 2005, only three or possibly four atoms of the isotope Uuo have been detected. While this allowed for very little experimental characterization of its properties and possible compounds, theoretical calculation have resulted in many prediction, including some unexpected ones. For example, although ununoctium is a member of Group 18, it may possibly not be a noble gas, unlike all the other group 18 elements. It was formerly thought to be a gas but is now predicted to be a solid under normal conditions due to relativistic effects." (Wikipedia entry on Ununoctium)

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