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#4 - rockergamer ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
then she ***** one of YOUR friends

and they all confess just to **** with you

bff4ever
#82 to #4 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
User avatar #83 to #82 - rockergamer ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
why bro

why
User avatar #89 to #83 - garymotherfingoak (10/13/2015) [-]
is it the jeff screamer
#90 to #89 - drcaptainnarwhal (10/13/2015) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #99 to #90 - theawkwardbros (10/13/2015) [-]
thank you
User avatar #105 to #90 - stroganoff (10/13/2015) [-]
you're a saint
#117 to #90 - superduperpuper (10/13/2015) [-]
should've checked comments before. There are peolpe still sleeping in this house and my boxes are on full blast.
#93 to #82 - anon (10/13/2015) [-]
**** me that was unexpected
User avatar #84 to #82 - darthtatercf (10/12/2015) [-]
do you wish to taste the fiery pits of Satan's domain

go be a anon faggot somewhere else
User avatar #97 to #82 - alabamacoffeebean (10/13/2015) [-]
I'm thumbing you up because I was dumb enough to click. But I hope someone ***** you in the ass with a cactus covered in poison ivy. **** you, cocksucker.
#114 to #82 - daemonicdemeanor (10/13/2015) [-]
**daemonicdemeanor used "*roll picture*"**
**daemonicdemeanor rolled image**And... I had a seizure.
User avatar #119 to #82 - dyldoemackinson (10/13/2015) [-]
Jokes on you I always have my speakers on mute because porn.
#115 to #82 - lametitan (10/13/2015) [-]
Really?
User avatar #109 to #82 - omfgwargasmx (10/13/2015) [-]
it gave me a giggle
User avatar #98 to #82 - advice (10/13/2015) [-]
bruh.
#129 to #82 - hitlersgassyass (10/13/2015) [-]
**hitlersgassyass used "*roll picture*"**
**hitlersgassyass rolled image** Haha, excellent meme, pal! I wake up at 4 in the morning so I can have a few hours of playtime before work without my wife or children waking up. Luckily I have reflexes like a ******* cat and I expected something I would have to close the instant I opened it.

User avatar #128 to #82 - frenzyhero (10/13/2015) [-]
Thanks mate I needed another one of these, my other screamer 404d.
User avatar #127 to #4 - frenzyhero (10/13/2015) [-]
Wait a minute, I know you.
User avatar #130 to #127 - rockergamer ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
what
User avatar #131 to #130 - frenzyhero (10/13/2015) [-]
I know you. I was talking with you one day and I noticed you were #1 in comments, but your post at that time were extremely lackluster.
And now you have two 300+ at the same time.
It's quantity, isn't it? Just keep shooting and you're bound to hit the barn?
#132 to #131 - rockergamer ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
you must not like me very much
User avatar #133 to #132 - frenzyhero (10/13/2015) [-]
It's just an observation.
#59 to #4 - supersixfourr (10/12/2015) [-]
>misogyny at it's finest
User avatar #69 to #59 - kristovsky (10/12/2015) [-]
Another victory for the patriarchy
User avatar #44 to #4 - brcstar (10/12/2015) [-]
"Best friends forever 4 ever"

Ummm...
User avatar #46 to #44 - rockergamer ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
i don't see the problem
User avatar #64 to #44 - specknight (10/12/2015) [-]
Best Friend ******* 4 ever
User avatar #81 to #44 - PieceOfMind (10/12/2015) [-]
best ******* friends 4 ever
#72 to #44 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
Shut your ******* misogyny the **** up. That was wayyyy over kill she didn't deserve that for cheating, she should be forgiven because she didn't feel loved so shut the hell up you Cheeto scarfing virgin. Like everyone else on this site. Believe it or not it's sunmy, maybe yall should venture out of your moms basements!
User avatar #79 to #72 - brcstar (10/12/2015) [-]
I think you replied to the wrong comment.
User avatar #86 to #72 - mgarrigan (10/13/2015) [-]
low quality troll is low quality
#76 to #72 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
Bruh that's not even relevant to the comment you replied to.
User avatar #41 to #4 - hazardpay (10/12/2015) [-]
Its still a better result, the ones who didnt, still **** around with you for fun, the one who did, an honest man who confesses. i'd be happy about the result.
User avatar #51 to #4 - elcreepo (10/12/2015) [-]
Still a better result, AND you get the bonus of thinking she's a major whore and your friends don't give a **** about her for the rest of your life.
User avatar #16 to #4 - therealtjthemedic (10/12/2015) [-]
"Okay guys, who ****** my wife?"
*all hands raise*
" **** you guys."
User avatar #22 to #16 - vyrthur (10/12/2015) [-]
And then he proceeds to have sex with his friends just to **** with her
#29 to #22 - fedexman (10/12/2015) [-]
It never ends
User avatar #25 to #22 - granate ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
But did he remember to say "No homo"?
User avatar #33 to #16 - nowthatsedgy (10/12/2015) [-]
A guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells "who ****** my wife!". Everybody's silent for a second, then a guy in the back of the bar says "you haven't got enough bullets mate".
#34 to #16 - froggets (10/12/2015) [-]
HFW everyone raises their hands
#1 - coledunk ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
#2 - psychadelicace (10/12/2015) [-]
savage/10
#5 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** That's real ******* savage.
User avatar #10 to #5 - silverzepher (10/12/2015) [-]
I like pale, pale is nice
User avatar #11 to #10 - deathpawz ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
thats a guy
User avatar #15 to #11 - silverzepher (10/12/2015) [-]
That isn't an issue
#17 to #11 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
That guy needs to eat a sandwich. God damn, I could snap those legs like twigs without breaking a sweat.
#37 to #17 - jiltist (10/12/2015) [-]
Deathfat detected?
#118 to #37 - lardking (10/13/2015) [-]
what I thought of when I saw deathfat
#67 to #11 - guanyu (10/12/2015) [-]
It's pixels. Pixels aren't things, they just look like things. These pixels look like a girl. Therefor I'm not gay it may as well be a girl.
#74 to #67 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
kinda true

it's just a picture of adrogenous (or h/w the **** you spell it ) legs, no face, so no it's not gay
#3 - postwhatevs ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
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**postwhatevs rolled image** Women 'friendships' make me laugh
#121 to #3 - anon (10/13/2015) [-]
it's funny cause you guys say this but as a woman if I need to get my feelings out with another woman I can. Guys wont go to each other and cry because they're too prideful and don't want to be called "pussies".
User avatar #75 to #3 - welliguessitsaname (10/12/2015) [-]
**** off tbh. The majority of women wouldn't do that, and don't act like no man would do it.
User avatar #87 to #75 - mgarrigan (10/13/2015) [-]
found the woman
User avatar #88 to #87 - welliguessitsaname (10/13/2015) [-]
Found the neckbeard
User avatar #96 to #88 - mgarrigan (10/13/2015) [-]
yeah its been a few days since i shaved, my necks a bit hairier than usual.
#9 to #3 - cursedjester (10/12/2015) [-]
Yuno makes me laugh.
#24 to #9 - dekton (10/12/2015) [-]
I miss that show.... I want to erase all my memory of it so I can watch it all again for the first time.
#27 to #24 - aaronsalsa ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
I know EXACTLY how you feel
#28 to #27 - dekton (10/12/2015) [-]
Now I get sad every time I see pictures of it. That ending hit me ******* hard, man. So ******* hard...
#30 to #28 - aaronsalsa ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
Funny story, and even more depressing

I knew absolutely nothing about Future Diary when i stared watching it, i just stumbled across it when browsing tv links online. I had no idea that the anime was airing WHILE i was watching through the series. I finished watching the (or so i thought) on the second to the last episode, and a link to the next episode didn't exist.

I thought the anime ended with the ended from the second to the last episode Where Yuuki gets locked away in a fake dimension where all his selfish wishes are fulfilled to an exaggerated extent, and Yuno passes on to the next reality. To repeat the cycle forever. Imo, a much heavier ending than the real one. I was depressed for so long because i binge watched the series. It took up so much of my time. SO much.
#39 to #30 - dekton (10/12/2015) [-]
Damn, that would've been so ****** .... Yeah, I see how that would hurt.
User avatar #50 to #28 - yugiohkris ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
Did you watch the ova?
#55 to #50 - dekton (10/12/2015) [-]
Yeah, I liked it, but it felt a little bit cheap. I'm glad I saw it and all, but it didn't seem to have the same spirit as the rest of the show.
User avatar #56 to #55 - yugiohkris ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
Yeah I feel the same,though at least it was kinda a happy ending at least.
#36 - jiltist (10/12/2015) [-]
I don't understand this sort of revenge.

You love your wife, and then she cheats, and suddenly you no longer love her, but instead hate her to the point where you wish to see her life in ruins?
User avatar #62 to #36 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
Some people's love is really conditional
To the point where, you could argue it's never really love at all, depending on how strong you think it should be

But that's life
User avatar #65 to #36 - therealfell (10/12/2015) [-]
I thought the same thing
I know people who stay in relationships, but allow their partner to cheat if they cheat
it's so ******* weird. it's clearly not love, so what? is the sex that good or something

I could never imagine trying to hurt someone I'm with and supposed to love. if they cheat, I'm out. have a good life, but not because I stop caring. only because I won't live that way.
User avatar #68 to #36 - hudis (10/12/2015) [-]
Love when betrayed is more hurtful and destructive than any sort of hate.
User avatar #58 to #36 - fuzzyballs (10/12/2015) [-]
when you grow up, you'll understand
#77 to #36 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
because the fact that they said they love you, but clearly don't.

it's betrayal, stolen loyalty is the hardest thing to get over
#94 to #77 - jiltist (10/13/2015) [-]
Sure, stolen loyalty etcetera, but being able to hurt your loved ones simply because they hurt you?

My ex did much the same, leaving me in tatters so thin that I was admitted as an inpatient to a psych ward, but I never once wished evil on her for it. Sure, I questioned whether she had ever loved me, but I never felt that we could be together again, nor did I ever feel like she deserved pain. Though, admittedly, I did for a long time wonder if she ever did feel remorse over how she treated me.
User avatar #63 to #36 - andriod (10/12/2015) [-]
The fact that knowing your partner probably doesn't care about you and is possibly just using you can kill love pretty quick. Unless you have a cuck fetish I guess
User avatar #43 to #36 - xankon (10/12/2015) [-]
Of course, its understandable. She did the exact same thing to your life i speak trough experience, though i didn't cheated back on her, but i understand who does
User avatar #47 to #43 - lawlight (10/12/2015) [-]
because you couldn't or because you didn't want to?
User avatar #48 to #47 - xankon (10/12/2015) [-]
Well it would violate my moral code, plus, i hope that being a more mature person made her feel like she´s a **** of a person compared to me
User avatar #49 to #48 - lawlight (10/12/2015) [-]
ok!
User avatar #35 - herecomesjohnny (10/12/2015) [-]
>guilty confession bear
>not at all a confession
>more like fishing for a high five
yep, all the symptoms of cancer
User avatar #73 - RIPphyscovideos (10/12/2015) [-]
When you sink as low as her to get even...
User avatar #54 - beatmasterz (10/12/2015) [-]
You don't even have to **** one of her friends for that, just have to say you do.
User avatar #61 to #54 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
Yeahbut actually doing it carries the added benefit of a ****
User avatar #123 to #61 - beatmasterz (10/13/2015) [-]
you stallion
User avatar #124 to #123 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
wyld stallyn
User avatar #7 - travishein (10/12/2015) [-]
I'll take "Things that never happened" for 500 Alex!
#21 to #7 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
imgur.com/gallery/lt7wuwM
It's shamelessly stolen from Imgur
but the original Imgur OP is defending his claims against naysayers. There's an explanation in the description.
User avatar #12 to #7 - crimsonsunshine (10/12/2015) [-]
Ill take original jokes for 500 Alex.
#18 to #12 - travishein (10/12/2015) [-]
Come to funnyjunk looking for original jokes you say?
#26 to #18 - sirtechnoviking (10/12/2015) [-]
thanks for the new reaction image
#13 to #12 - taggen (10/12/2015) [-]
Ill give you hilarious and original video for 500 hilarious and original
#14 to #13 - crimsonsunshine (10/12/2015) [-]
Ill give you Hilarious and Original Webm for 500
#38 - critizer (10/12/2015) [-]
"so i ****** one of her friends"
like it was an option since the beginning of times and there is nothing easier than doing it
#42 - fuckyouto (10/12/2015) [-]
OP is 18 and loves drama. Can confirm, on funnyjunk.
#92 - stoatsmcgoats (10/13/2015) [-]
should have litigated, now you're no better off.
User avatar #45 - cyrodill (10/12/2015) [-]
Why? Then you are no better then her.
User avatar #52 to #45 - stifflimb (10/12/2015) [-]
I agree with you, but I cant condemn him for doing it, he got wronged and felt the need to get even, maybe not a good thing, still not a bad thing
User avatar #57 to #52 - fuzzyballs (10/12/2015) [-]
nope, it's still a bad thing
User avatar #66 to #57 - vetis (10/12/2015) [-]
Cheating is cheating, regardless of reason. It's a ****** up thing to do. Be honest and leave them.

I agree with Fuzzy, you can thumb me down too, I choose to sink with this captain.
User avatar #101 to #45 - bongpebbles (10/13/2015) [-]
nobody is trying for the best person olympics.
#53 - funnyhard (10/12/2015) [-]
Bitch got what she deserved.
User avatar #20 - carneymaster (10/12/2015) [-]
why is this confession? seems like its a success.
User avatar #23 to #20 - mutzaki (10/12/2015) [-]
It's a humble brag that was likely made up.
#19 - sonron (10/12/2015) [-]
**sonron used "*roll picture*"**
**sonron rolled image** the wife
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