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Dear god ml, what have I done
ebe 16 In Highschool
virgin, very few friends
girl in school
lo, frizzly hair and really long birdie's
eeveryone makes fun of her, calling her "Birdy" "Big Bird" "Bird Legs" etc.
egee her at lunch one day all by herself, even I have friends to sit with
really bad to her
etuizd up my courage and sit with her
ewe get to talking
churns out we have a lot in common
ewe keep in touch and eventually begin dating
my virginity to her, (, jpg
elm new relationship makes me more confident about life
Onegin working out more, eating more properly
Onegin to expand my circle of friends, feel cooler and cooler
my gaining in population means my begins to drag me down
eeveryone starts telling me "Why are you dating Biddle's?" or "I can' t believe you go out with that Birdy girl"
listen to them cu: I' m an arrogant male teenager
ecocide to break up with her
abreak up with her via text
ewe get in a huge fight
ehhe mentions that she' s been there for me since I was a loser
her off and say I don' t like her anymore
ehhe calls me crying, I have none of it and hang up
like a boss for dumping the only girl who liked me
chlexi day come to school feeling chipper
eeveryone' s got their heads hung and looking somber
ejew girls are crying
iwonder what' s going on
afriend walks up to me tells me "I' m really sorry"
ssorry about what?
You didn' t know?" He says somberly "I thought you of all people would' heard first-"
iheard about what ******* tell me
e" I thougt everyone had heard___ about the Bird"
bird bird
is the word
eton' t you know about the Bird?
Ewell Everyone knows the bird is the word
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