Chances. Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became
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Chances. Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

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#1 - evilhomer (05/25/2014) [+] (8 replies)
The struggle is real.
The struggle is real.
#19 - darkjustifier (05/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #26 to #19 - pappathethird (05/25/2014) [-]
actually no
User avatar #67 - drfreeman ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
A lot of these statistics are really off
#54 - xsap (05/26/2014) [+] (11 replies)
"1. in 1.5 million to be a movie star"

#92 - legodude ONLINE (05/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
intel knows this problem
#73 - mattexpress (05/26/2014) [+] (4 replies)
With 87,000 flights per day in the U.S. alone, that puts us at a little over 90 airplane fatalities a year. Certainly missed all those news stories
With 87,000 flights per day in the U.S. alone, that puts us at a little over 90 airplane fatalities a year. Certainly missed all those news stories
#18 - Riuzakie (05/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I find four leaf clovers all the time!
#70 - katothepotato (05/26/2014) [-]
Guess I'm one of the few that knows the USB symbol on the one side of the plug is the up side...
#113 - puzekatt (05/26/2014) [-]
a lot of these require a lot of skill and/or intention   
lot of 			********		 building up for the last part
a lot of these require a lot of skill and/or intention
lot of ******** building up for the last part
#112 - newdevyx (05/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Nowadays i plug the usb correctly on the 1st time every time.
Nowadays i plug the usb correctly on the 1st time every time.
User avatar #94 - fuzzyballs (05/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
how do you even calculate some of these? I'm never going to join the olympics, my odds of winning a gold medal is 0
User avatar #45 - twondai (05/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
actually there are more deaths from vending machines than by sharks annually. slightly inaccurate comp is slightly inaccurate
User avatar #107 - olmesy (05/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Are you telling me there's nearly 3 times as many Olympic gold medal winners as there are people who have acted in a feature length film?
#82 - anonymous (05/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
according to this there are more gold medalists than movie stars. what a crock of **** .
User avatar #81 - alimais (05/26/2014) [-]
I might be hella lucky because I always find those clovers in my garden
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User avatar #43 - chimpaflimp (05/26/2014) [-]
When the weird symbol is facing up, the plug is the correct way.
#42 - ruffntuff (05/26/2014) [-]
**** statistics... how does anyone really know the chances of something happening?? like really... think about it
User avatar #8 - mookiez (05/25/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I never have this problem because one, there is a tiny dot on the top and after so much of plugging it in, the wire creates this wire memory type thing where you basically have to force it against it's natural shape in order to put it in wrong.
#4 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [+] (4 replies)
The top side of a USB cable's usually marked in case of 			********		. Guess it's not all that effective.
The top side of a USB cable's usually marked in case of ******** . Guess it's not all that effective.
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