Chances. Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became
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Chances. Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

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#1 - evilhomer (05/25/2014) [+] (8 replies)
The struggle is real.
The struggle is real.
#19 - darkjustifier (05/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #26 to #19 - pappathethird (05/25/2014) [-]
actually no
User avatar #67 - drfreeman (05/26/2014) [-]
A lot of these statistics are really off
#54 - xsap (05/26/2014) [+] (11 replies)
"1. in 1.5 million to be a movie star"

#92 - legodude (05/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
intel knows this problem
#73 - mattexpress (05/26/2014) [+] (4 replies)
With 87,000 flights per day in the U.S. alone, that puts us at a little over 90 airplane fatalities a year. Certainly missed all those news stories
With 87,000 flights per day in the U.S. alone, that puts us at a little over 90 airplane fatalities a year. Certainly missed all those news stories
#18 - Riuzakie (05/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I find four leaf clovers all the time!
#70 - katothepotato ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
Guess I'm one of the few that knows the USB symbol on the one side of the plug is the up side...
#113 - puzekatt (05/26/2014) [-]
a lot of these require a lot of skill and/or intention   
lot of 			********		 building up for the last part
a lot of these require a lot of skill and/or intention
lot of ******** building up for the last part
#112 - newdevyx (05/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Nowadays i plug the usb correctly on the 1st time every time.
Nowadays i plug the usb correctly on the 1st time every time.
User avatar #94 - fuzzyballs (05/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
how do you even calculate some of these? I'm never going to join the olympics, my odds of winning a gold medal is 0
User avatar #45 - twondai (05/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
actually there are more deaths from vending machines than by sharks annually. slightly inaccurate comp is slightly inaccurate
#115 - anonymous (05/26/2014) [-]
What's the chances of living through a plane crash?
#110 - anomsssssss (05/26/2014) [-]
there are about 310,322,000+ ppl in usa would it not be 1 in 310,322,000 to become president?
#95 - elaxx (05/26/2014) [-]
I look at the USB connector and see whether the side I'm looking at has two actual holes or it is with a plastic in them. When it's just the holes without the plastic covering them, then I know it's the right (upper) side.
I look at the USB connector and see whether the side I'm looking at has two actual holes or it is with a plastic in them. When it's just the holes without the plastic covering them, then I know it's the right (upper) side.
#89 - anonymous (05/26/2014) [-]
Those airplane statistics are a little too high for me. Especially since every time it seems I need to fly, I end up flying straight through some sort of storm that causes serious turbulence.    
 I 			*******		 hate flying
Those airplane statistics are a little too high for me. Especially since every time it seems I need to fly, I end up flying straight through some sort of storm that causes serious turbulence.
I ******* hate flying
User avatar #52 - castanicshadow (05/26/2014) [-]
i have never not plugged the usb in on the first try look at the end of it to see which side is the top, the bottom will be thicker
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#28 - thefifthdoctor (05/25/2014) [+] (6 replies)
For being the president, wouldnt it be (Going by america here) 1 in 300 million? since there is one president and 300 million people
For being the president, wouldnt it be (Going by america here) 1 in 300 million? since there is one president and 300 million people
User avatar #17 - thegamerslife (05/25/2014) [-]
never have a problem with USB ports... always wondered how people could be so stupid.
at any rate I was almost hit by large fireworks TWICE in my life... I hate people who just lauch fireworks and never take a second to think about how they are setting things up... morons.
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