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Caviar. Did you enjoy the content? Why not send a friend request my way?. People paw; ridiculous amounts of monee for caviar, which are just Rsh eggs. Women don

Did you enjoy the content?
Why not send a friend request my way?

People paw; ridiculous amounts of monee for caviar,
which are just Rsh eggs. Women don‘ t use all of the eggs that their bodies
produce. When a woman dies, we should harvest the unused eggs and
sell them.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - powerbook
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mfw cadaviar
#15 to #1 - anon id: fc989c1e
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You have an odd face
#3 to #1 - testaburger
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#4 to #3 - powerbook
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mfw your chart too
User avatar #41 to #4 - rectophobia
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(07/10/2014) [-]
>not linear
>Shiggy diggy
#54 to #4 - hopporto
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According to this graph, your level of arousal is climbing at a faster rate than your level of arousal.  But at the same time, your level of arousal is climbing at a slower rate than your level of arousal.   
   
Whut
According to this graph, your level of arousal is climbing at a faster rate than your level of arousal. But at the same time, your level of arousal is climbing at a slower rate than your level of arousal.

Whut
#9 - toguro
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People pay ridiculous amounts of money for racehorse semen, which are just sperm cells. Men don't use all of the sperm cells that their bodies produce. When a man dies, we should harvest the unused sperm cells and sell them.

I present to you...spermargarita.

Yes I'm pretty disgusted with myself
#22 to #9 - anon id: a523225d
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We do that, except you have to be living. It's called a sperm bank (and apparently it's rather rigorous to be accepted)
User avatar #27 to #9 - sovietsamurai
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I sell my sperm right now, So I'm in ...

Therefor, I may as well make extra money when I die ...
User avatar #56 to #9 - smokekusheveryday
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Why don't u just ask guys to come in a margarita cup and you can drink it
User avatar #10 to #9 - nass
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(07/09/2014) [-]
That makes no sense at all. Sperm are produced in your balls. if you're dead, you can't. A living man who masturbates is more efficient and the sperm is fresh. can we talk about something else, this sounds weird
#11 to #10 - toguro
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When the man dies he'll still have some contained
User avatar #19 to #11 - lazaman
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(07/09/2014) [-]
>A gumball machine that is full, but will never be filled again.
>A gumball factory.

This is the difference between a dead man and a live man.

Just saying any dude would dump loads if he was asked nicely enough, or paid enough.

**** I'd sell my semen for 10 bucks.
#20 to #19 - toguro
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I'm trying to make a joke using the content not start some /d/ style milking factory
User avatar #12 to #11 - nass
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But it ain't fresh!
#14 to #12 - toguro
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Oh, I'm sorry your glass of Dead Man's Semen isn't perfectly fresh; how rude of us.
User avatar #17 to #14 - nass
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yeah but why should you prefer old sperm over fresh one for reproducing? I don't it makes any sense, sorry
User avatar #18 to #17 - toguro
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>reproducing

Spermargarita, a sperm margarita. Now you know why I was rather disgusted with myself.
User avatar #21 to #18 - nass
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Ah ok, I see where our problem was. I thought about horse semen, which is used for .. well making good horses. The tought of a sperm margarita is disgusting indeed
#13 to #11 - anon id: 3f32d9e3
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If you have an reasonably good looking female willing to come and get it, your welcome to as much as you want right now.
User avatar #39 to #10 - dorfdorfdorf
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False, sperm are produced more inside your body, your balls only momentarily store some for ejaculations. That's why if you fap like 6 times in a day you eventually come up dry, your balls are literally empty
User avatar #42 to #9 - samjamfan
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#2 - include
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#32 - hobmidget
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dat caviar
#16 - ashedust
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Except that women stop ovulating, and iirc, it shows that they have no more eggs to bleed out. Ergo, the only suitable candidates would be women who have not yet reached menopause. And there is no good way to ask a grieving family if they can have the deceased women's overies   
   
Gonna go out on a limb here and say that cadaviar would be impractical and too expensive to justify sponsoring.
Except that women stop ovulating, and iirc, it shows that they have no more eggs to bleed out. Ergo, the only suitable candidates would be women who have not yet reached menopause. And there is no good way to ask a grieving family if they can have the deceased women's overies

Gonna go out on a limb here and say that cadaviar would be impractical and too expensive to justify sponsoring.
#24 to #16 - drallig
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your'e wrong im afraid. the woman has like way more eggs than necessary. The body just stops the process, leaving many behind. think about it. lets say start at 15 and end at idk between 45 and 50 (?) that means with no missed periods that the woman would only use 315 ( highest minumum estimate)

so it wouldnt be unfesable to make it work. its just... nasty.
User avatar #26 to #24 - Crusader
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No, that's wrong.

A woman is born with roughly 500 thousand eggs, but only 400-500 will mature and drop to possibly be fertilized, the rest degenerate and are absorbed back into the body.

health.howstuffworks.com/wellness/women/menopause/the-basics-of-menopause.htm
User avatar #25 to #24 - ashedust
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Am I wrong? I'd like to see some sources on this, but thank you for the info. If I ever feel the need to uh... study human anatomy for whatever reason, I'll pursue my own research.
User avatar #51 - sirbearington
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(07/10/2014) [-]
GRR, GROWL ROAR RAAAAWR HRRFT GRRN GRRN GRRN.
User avatar #57 to #51 - darksideofthebeast
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Ha, yes. I remember that good time, brother!
#78 to #57 - ephialtes
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User avatar #52 to #51 - bearingtonbutler
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Yes, sir. It does remind me of the necromancer you found trying that very thing. Popped his head clean off, you did. Amusingly, it hit his metal counter and sounded like a gong. Your companions laughed about it for weeks.
#35 - thekiwihacker
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(07/10/2014) [-]
That's ******* hilarious
That's ******* hilarious
#36 to #35 - negan
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(07/10/2014) [-]
DERAIL THREAD
#44 to #35 - xcoreyx
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Obligatory
Obligatory
#40 - atrocitustheking
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#68 to #40 - beergaroo
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LOOOOOOL!!!!!! XDDDD
LOOOOOOL!!!!!! XDDDD
#50 to #40 - anon id: d86f9fe9
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HAHAHA I LAUGH AT JOKES
#43 to #40 - minibeep
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(07/10/2014) [-]
yes you are very different
User avatar #45 to #43 - atrocitustheking
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Never claimed to be different. I know full well I'm in like company.
#46 to #45 - minibeep
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full defence mode
#23 - metalmaster
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(07/09/2014) [-]
Haven't use this in awhile
#53 to #23 - squeejee
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does anyone have source for the video of this?
User avatar #67 to #53 - chewiewhatawookie
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Yeah.
User avatar #33 - Ryupaw
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This joke has to stop. Period