Cats are Assholes. If you own a cat, you'll know this feeling... One of our cats will shred my hand to pieces, digging his claws in as hard as he can and chewing, then instantly pull your hand close and start licking it as if
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Cats are Assholes

If you own a ******* cat, you'll know this feeling.

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Submitted: 11/22/2013
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User avatar #3 - harbingerwolf ONLINE (11/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
One of our cats will shred my hand to pieces, digging his claws in as hard as he can and chewing, then instantly pull your hand close and start licking it as if to say "Its k, we frends now".
User avatar #1 - psykobear (11/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I own a cat, and I don't know this feel. Because, being a sensible person, you smack the **** out of the cat the first time they try it and it doesn't happen anymore.
#19 - yiffcario ONLINE (11/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
#41 - Dember (11/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is one of my little rescue kitties, found abandoned in a highschool parking lot, covered in dozens of fleas and one fat tick.

She was so tiny, weak, skinny and dehydrated when I got her, she could barely support herself on her own little legs and would mostly just wobble, fall over and stay lying down wherever she landed.
I had to get her to take kitten milk replacement formula out of a bottle for a while.

Six months old now and still regularly comes to me to suckle and nibble on my fingers.
#11 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (11/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I read this and the first thing i thought of was home my girlfriend bites my neck and digs her fingernails into my back whenever we have sex. it hurts but I dont want her to stop....ever.
#4 - mutzaki (11/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Nope, can't say I do.
User avatar #10 - theavatarspupil (11/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Am I the only one who thinks it's cute when a cat does that? That, and when you scratch their stomach, and they do the full body hug and bite your hand.
#25 - Kairyuka ONLINE (11/23/2013) [+] (20 replies)
Daentraya. Just. Yeah. You do this.
#23 - timelimit (11/23/2013) [-]
My cat does this, but she never really bites, it's more like she's just grabbing hold of my hand with her mouth. I think it's adorable.
#18 - xanthenerrick (11/23/2013) [-]
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#14 - konradkurze (11/23/2013) [-]
my cat
User avatar #6 - soupkittenagain ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Tusura
#33 - evanxzile (11/23/2013) [-]
That's just how they drink milk from their mother, though.
Kitten will lick a bit then follow by biting and scratching (they still don't have their fangs and claws then).
#24 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
ATTENTION: CATS ******* SUCK
User avatar #21 - commontroll ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Whenever my cat does that, I just say "Hey!" forcefully and she stops.
User avatar #17 - cyborgturtle (11/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I dont know if I'm the only one, but I can take a cat bite, it cute and it tingles, but a cat scratch?, **** that, their insane with that **** . Never the less, I love my cat
User avatar #64 to #61 - cyborgturtle (11/23/2013) [-]
I uh... **** ...thats a terrible story (as in the bad luck way, not like, thats a ******* **** story). I mean, when my cat and I are playing and he'll bite and scratch & wrap around my arm for ***** and giggles, those types of bites compared to those type of scratches. Anyway, i feel for ya on that story.
#8 - shammy (11/23/2013) [-]
op y does your cat look like alien?
User avatar #7 - davisdamen (11/23/2013) [-]
this is why i have trust issues
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