Cat Woman

so I found a baby bird and regurgitated my left over pizza but spat it into the trash and jerked off into the birds willing and able buck toothed sexy beak of his and made him down that **** like a worm on Friday morning. the bird died but that's okay cause really in the end whats the difference between Winnie the pooh and a teenage girl? nothing they all have severe eating disorders and if you don't eat sandwich crust you need to grow the **** up. Yeah life's ****** up