Is your fapping arm strong? Do you want cake, but dont want to "bake" . Then this banana cake tutorial is for you. It shall test your arm strenght and reward your taste buds. Lets begin
What do I need for it, op? Well, its simple. you take 6 bananas (cc 1kg), half a package of Petit beurre cookies (200g) and 2-3 whipping cream powder bags (50g per bag)
First things first, slice all bananas into little slices and remind the catt it doesnt like to eat bananas.
Next, take a fork or one of those mixer thingies and use that arm strenght to SMASH THEIR BRAINS OUT Into a creamy texture.
Next is making it into a delicious cream: Pour all the whipping cream powder. into the banana mix and take out yyour mixer. If you dont have it: embrace yourself cuz your time to shine is here. You can use a fork or a similar device and BEAT ITS DEAD BRAINS until it becomes fluffy but firm, the texture of whipping cream.
Dont forget to mix the powder with the banana mix before turning the mixer on, cuz otherwise you`ll redecorate your house
Now it the time to start building the cake. Take the cookies and dip em in milk on both sides, then use all that TETRIS experience you have been collecting since childhhood and cover the bottom of your cake pan
OCDs, close your eyes. There will always be holes. thats ok. Now is the time to pour 1/3 of the banana cream onto it and then repeat until you have 3-4 layers of cookies-cream-cookies-cream- cookies cream
And POW! There it is, your banana cake is almost done. All you have to do now is: Let it chill. Put it in the fridge for at least 4 hours before removing the mold cuz it needs some time to "gather its thoughts" after having its brain so smashed
After its recovered its coolness, you can cover it in white chocolate like I did and try to make a fj logo (and fail miserably) Or if you are an impatient boy you can just eat it all directly from the mold before it chills, but then use a spoon.
Congratulations! you just accomplished something. Enjoy in your cake
