Cat story. very funny. elite me awkward teenager intuit have tee many friends except far this kid Henry even mere socially awkward than me ewe like to wander th cat 4chin funny
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Cat story

Tags: cat | 4chin | funny
elite me
awkward teenager
intuit have tee many friends
except far this kid Henry
even mere socially
awkward than me
ewe like to wander the alleys an the
of Chicago
re not black, but usually people can tell
we live in the heed no traumas
day we see this really sate alley cat
strolling amend
seat looks emaciated as ****
wwe' re young and assume it' s a stray with no
owner
kitties got a seller
an the seller says "love"
think its gay and at the insistence of
Henry, we call him Fag,
3- I knew that' s pretty lame, but we' re he
2: -take fag under our wing
awe feed him, shall the alleys, etc
refine day we are walking with fag
Suddenly realize we' re in the same alley that
we found him in
black dude panes outside
in his waste
with ****
Whatchu dale with my eat?"
Hist runs behind me and Henry
Sstupid ass Henry says "Fag is with us maw!"
What? You callin my cat a fag?!''
aim panicking. "Henry yea tasking heist"
rassle: -ct thing I knew
AANG
is streaming out at my chest
my last breaths I yell at Henry
cs' SHO" l" THROUGH THE HEART AND
To BLAME"
YOU GAVE LOVE, A BAD NAME.
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Submitted: 06/18/2014
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#1 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
I did not see that coming
I did not see that coming
#3 - douchebuttt (06/19/2014) [-]
You sly bitch
You sly bitch
#2 - epicactual (06/19/2014) [-]
I'm not sure how to feel about this
I'm not sure how to feel about this
User avatar #5 - malacyman (06/19/2014) [-]
>First year Carpentry
>Have to do OFA level 1
>learning to do mouth to mouth
>my turn comes
>ask the required questions and say the required things
>a few breaths and 30 chest compressions later
>almost as loud as i can yell
>" Annie are you ok?, are you ok Annie"
#4 - anonymous (06/19/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** glorious
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