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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - grandlordchicken
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Hire that man.
He gets **** done.
User avatar #53 to #4 - cazabrow
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Are you kidding me? Hire him for a day and I bet he'll do duck all..
User avatar #33 to #4 - dedaluminus
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What if he only gets things relating to ducks done?
#36 to #33 - crackabottle
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Hire him as a zoo duck specialist.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus
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Three days later: GUYS

TOO MANY DUCKS
#38 to #37 - crackabottle
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Day 46

I'm hiding in the lion pen, the only place that wasn't taken over.. There is no hope, the ducks are everywhere, I think we are watching a real duckocalypse. Oh god, they're coming, I can hear the quacks. OH GOD ! NO ! JOHNNY ! WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO YO-
User avatar #119 to #38 - nyawgga
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Day 1376

WE SPENT FOUR YEARS..FOUR YEARS! FIGHTING THAT VIRUS, AND THEN ANOTHER FOUR FIGHTING EACH OTHER! IT WAS CHAOS! BUT YOU ALL KNOW WHAT WE'RE UP AGAINST!

User avatar #135 to #119 - grandlordchicken
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Ducks?
#140 to #135 - nyawgga
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I was making fun of the new Dawn of the Planet of the apes trailer, but I got -3 thumbs

Where the hell did I go wrong
#3 - mydad
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**mydad rolled a random image posted in comment #209633 at Friendly ** should've bought this instead
#9 to #3 - deadmansdope
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#90 to #3 - greensky
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I want **** of that
as much
as possibru
#102 to #3 - trevanman
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what's this from?
User avatar #137 to #102 - Rei
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Neon Genesis Evangelion
#156 to #137 - trevanman
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thanks
#8 to #3 - chaosnazo
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asuna a slut
#72 to #8 - nathanbiggs
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Rei a ****
#74 to #72 - Rei
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#83 to #74 - nathanbiggs
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#43 to #8 - Rei
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User avatar #11 to #8 - batmanbeyonddgrave
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she's hot though...
#13 to #11 - chaosnazo
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You got that right
She's hot, but no best girl
User avatar #12 to #3 - batmanbeyonddgrave
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i love that they are sitting on nothing...
User avatar #17 to #12 - spazzin
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They're sitting on your broken dreams
User avatar #18 to #17 - batmanbeyonddgrave
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lies, they would be WAY higher up off the ground...
#34 to #18 - rumpelstilzchen
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That conversation.
#86 to #18 - mitchr
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You brilliant ******* bastard.
You brilliant ******* bastard.
User avatar #123 to #18 - thedood
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but how do you know they aren't way high up?
User avatar #126 to #123 - batmanbeyonddgrave
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well lets do some math, shall we?
If every broken dream is approximately 1 Cm^3, then you would need 100 to get 1 m^3. So at 100 broken dreams for every meter off the ground they would be... they'd be at... take 14 years of conscious living, so.. about 153.3 meters above the ground... and they do not look like they are 502 feet above the ground...
User avatar #157 to #126 - megatheman
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Well i dont see any ground.
#96 to #17 - anon id: c1e6cb6f
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#80 to #12 - Alchemyst
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Well, I know what she's sitting on...
User avatar #46 to #12 - iamnuff
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Shinji is allergic to chairs now.
#1 - mrallex
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(12/29/2013) [-]
First time it was funny. now all those fake ones are ****
#73 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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"I got bored with my duck"

2 hours ago


"Duck is delicious"

1 hour ago
#84 to #73 - knovar
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that didn't happen
#115 to #73 - musichead
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You horrible human being
that duck doesn't have any meat on its bones yet. Let it grow for a while, THEN eat it.
#81 - Alchemyst
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I should get a duck.
#16 - jugularj
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Can life really be that simple?
Can life really be that simple?
#19 - cryptorchild
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User avatar #25 to #19 - urfunnyman
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that duck was in pittsburgh for a pit while i was in school there
User avatar #61 to #25 - ashikoki
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You schooled in Pittsburgh?
User avatar #134 to #61 - urfunnyman
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ya college
User avatar #141 to #134 - ashikoki
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What degree did you come here for? If you don't mind me asking.
#142 to #141 - urfunnyman
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bachelors in animation




But if that doesn't work out i always got automotive to fall back on
User avatar #143 to #142 - ashikoki
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Did you go to Mellon? Not sure too much about the schools here.
User avatar #144 to #143 - urfunnyman
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Art Institute
User avatar #145 to #144 - ashikoki
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Ah, I plan on going for an English Major, but I'm not sure if I want to study in PA.
User avatar #146 to #145 - urfunnyman
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my advice is start in a community college first and see what your options are a long the lines of transferring credits you earned and also make sure the college you decide to go to after can accept your credits
User avatar #147 to #146 - ashikoki
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Sounds complicated, but thank you. Advice is never something I shun away from, especially when it's reasonable.
User avatar #148 to #147 - urfunnyman
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then you have a good head on your shoulders my friend and also some teachers might be assholes at first but soon they will be the most hilarious teachers you'll have (most of the time at least)
User avatar #149 to #148 - ashikoki
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I look forward to schooling, not sure what I want to do, but if what you said it true, I should be able to find out easily x3
User avatar #150 to #149 - urfunnyman
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best of luck to you komrade and the my you slay your enemies with haste



im not sure on what the other schools are like in pittsburgh due to the fact i'm mostly from across the state near Philadelphia so ask schools if their are tours and especially get opions from people or friends that go to the schools you are looking because about 90 percent of the time the school will try to sell you some sugar coated ******** and when you end up going to a school you'll be like "this isn't what i signed up for so find reviews from "REAL" students as well
User avatar #151 to #150 - ashikoki
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Ah, makes sense. I went to a college thing not too long ago. I went for a review of a book, but it turned into Pitt trying to sign me up with food.
User avatar #152 to #151 - urfunnyman
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that how they get ya sometimes
User avatar #153 to #152 - ashikoki
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Makes me cry lol, there was also very impressionable gradeschoolers. They were talking to them kindly and such, saying that they were best friends with the adviser. I don't even know xD

When I talked to the chairmen though, we had a conversation about me becoming an author. He was kind, but firm. Told me that I reminded him of an author he was friends with before. He told me that it didn't matter too much of the school I went to, but who I knew and such.
User avatar #154 to #153 - urfunnyman
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ya again that adviser was probably bull ******** you but who knows some are true some are sugarcoated
Most schools "advisers" that you first talk to are technically sales rep but with a much nicer and sugarcoated title that they tell you
User avatar #155 to #154 - ashikoki
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I understand. I don't take complements lightly though, so I think it went through me x3
#47 - lookatmyhouseofwax
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**lookatmyhouseofwax rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at NO ** What OP wants
#55 to #47 - attilia
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This.....this is perfect.
#40 - zameckis
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User avatar #20 - I Am Monkey
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>Already have a duck
>Say you want a duck
>Already have a duck
>Say you have a duck
>???
>Profit
User avatar #100 to #20 - wtfduud
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???=I love my duck.
User avatar #125 to #20 - necrophyxia
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>Never had duck
>"Ugh I want a duck"
>Find picture of duck
>"I got a duck"
>???
> Acquire Bitches