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User avatar #1 - joaomartins (08/23/2015) [-]
****** hate tattoos -.-
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User avatar #2 to #1 - ljxjlos (08/23/2015) [-]
******* love tattoos
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User avatar #3 to #2 - andywazowski (08/23/2015) [-]
******* neutral about tattoos
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User avatar #6 to #3 - mrshrapnel (08/23/2015) [-]
******* interested in tattos
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User avatar #7 to #6 - cocosmama (08/23/2015) [-]
******* a dude with tattoos.
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User avatar #10 to #7 - gohex (08/23/2015) [-]
Dude with the word " ******* " as a tattoo
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User avatar #13 to #10 - thechosentroll (08/23/2015) [-]
Tattoo of a dude ******* another tattoo.
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User avatar #116 to #13 - kylermannn (08/23/2015) [-]
******* a dude with a tattoo of a dude with a tattoo of the word ******* on a tattoo of a dude ******* a dude with a tattoo of a dude who ***** dudes
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User avatar #113 to #13 - alucardexplain (08/23/2015) [-]
******* a tattoo of a dude with a tattoo.
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User avatar #105 to #3 - anonymoose (08/23/2015) [-]
******* depends on how good the tattoo for me.
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#8 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
- An American without an eating disorder

- A teenage girl without a Tumblr account

- A 16 year old boy who admits to being a virgin

- A Vegan who is subtle about it

- A politician who isn't corrupt

- A banker who thinks he has enough money

- An EA game without paid DLC

- A feminist with a boyfriend

- A FunnyJunker with a girlfriend
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User avatar #106 to #8 - utaelilya (08/23/2015) [-]
Shift 2: Unleashed - dosnt have dlc i think.


(Not sure about it tho)
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User avatar #191 to #8 - thenoahgoesree ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
but i have a boyfriend
does that count?

im also a virgin
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#238 to #191 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
so let him in your moist temple of wonders, problem - solved.
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User avatar #242 to #238 - thenoahgoesree ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
but its long distance also, if you didnt notice im not grill
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#246 to #242 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
let him in your stinky temple of wonder.
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User avatar #250 to #246 - thenoahgoesree ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
_ LONG DISTANCE _
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User avatar #255 to #250 - herbolifee (08/24/2015) [-]
Travel there and THEN let him in your stinky temple of wonder.
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User avatar #257 to #255 - thenoahgoesree ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
no i am not have money he is florida
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#201 to #8 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
my hand takes offense to that last one
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User avatar #229 to #8 - kidbeanie (08/24/2015) [-]
Hey I'm subtle about being vegan!
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User avatar #299 to #8 - Johnnychristian (09/04/2015) [-]
"well i lost my virginity in the womb k"- lil wayne
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User avatar #177 to #8 - ljxjlos (08/24/2015) [-]
Most vegans are far less vocal then some of the passive-aggressive-agressive meat-eaters. And I say that as a person who loves few things more then a bloody, near-raw steak.

Also my last 2 girlfriends where feminists/equalists.
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#179 to #177 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
passive-aggressive aggressive.

What the **** ?

That's like saying a vegan carnivore. They mean completely different things.

You're passive aggressive or aggressive. You can't be passive aggressive aggressive.
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User avatar #180 to #179 - ljxjlos (08/24/2015) [-]
Passive-aggressive is a completely valid term, you hear it all the time. The second aggressive was just a "typo" because I´m incredibly tired and only using around 2 percent of my brains normal day-to-day-capability.
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User avatar #259 to #177 - herbolifee (08/24/2015) [-]
That's FJ generalisation for you.
Every vegan is obnoxious about it
Every tumblr user is a femnazi
Every feminist is a femnazi
etc.

I know not all of FJ thinks like this (thank **** ) but you do see it too often.
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User avatar #254 to #159 - herbolifee (08/24/2015) [-]
What he say? Dirty coward deleted it.
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User avatar #269 to #254 - ruckallthefules (08/24/2015) [-]
He said: wow that's so cringy. With a gif of markiplier looking in disgust.
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#178 to #8 - elcreepo (08/24/2015) [-]
There are plenty of Americans without eating disorders.

I am not one of them.

Here's some food porn.
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User avatar #204 to #178 - pyroteknyx (08/24/2015) [-]
God ****** damn that looks good.
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User avatar #29 to #8 - mrselfdestruct (08/23/2015) [-]
I'm 19 and I admit i'm a virgin
but I also admit that I want to put a bullet right in my skull for being a virgin at 19
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#35 to #29 - unholytiming (08/23/2015) [-]
But why? Having sex is not really that special. Sure, feels good, but it's nothing special.
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User avatar #50 to #35 - xtwinblade (08/23/2015) [-]
i dont know, i think sex is pretty ******* awesome. Definetly worth living for.
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#152 to #50 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
No, it's really not that great and it's pretty sad if your life revolves around it.
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User avatar #154 to #152 - xtwinblade (08/23/2015) [-]
My life doesnt revolve around it, but you dont think its great that means you just havent had great sex yet.
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User avatar #189 to #154 - tsoper (08/24/2015) [-]
I had pretty good sex, but after the 5th girl, i got bored and i dont think sex is really that great compared to masturbation. I enjoy masturbation more because im focused on pleasing myself more than a girl.

Maybe its because they were a little chubby and not attractive enough for me to really want to be with them as boyfriend girlfriend sort of thing.

I could of gone without it.. i really could, but whatever. I dont really care now because now my sexual frustration is gone and its not really on my mind.
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User avatar #168 to #152 - straitedge (08/23/2015) [-]
Yeah man, you need to have an actual good lay.
Nothing beats getting it on with a chick that you actually have feelings for.
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User avatar #36 to #35 - mrselfdestruct (08/23/2015) [-]
it feels like I'm missing out.
kinda why I started smoking pot with plans to go into psychedelics heavily
to make up for it.
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User avatar #45 to #36 - smokekusheveryday (08/23/2015) [-]
You're making the rest of us look bad
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#129 to #45 - ohemgeezus (08/23/2015) [-]
That moment when smokekusheveryday calls someone out for smoking pot
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User avatar #184 to #129 - smokekusheveryday (08/24/2015) [-]
It's a rare oppurtunity for me
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#46 to #36 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
Drugs are for losers.
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#99 to #46 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
Everyone says that until they do drugs.
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User avatar #153 to #36 - trolljunkusa (08/23/2015) [-]
Just stopped smoking pot after 6 years of heavy use.

Don't go down that path
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User avatar #171 to #153 - Gundam (08/24/2015) [-]
I mean, if you can't handle it don't go down that path. Like everything, it's to be used on moderation. If you're spending all your money on it and not handling your responsibilities, that's on you, not weed.
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#57 to #29 - twiceasfun (08/23/2015) [-]
Get over here boy
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#59 to #57 - mrselfdestruct (08/23/2015) [-]
I'd **** any consenting human being of the opposite sex with a heartbeat.
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#61 to #59 - twiceasfun (08/23/2015) [-]
Well then all you need is a looser definition of opposite sex. I hope you like your chicks with dicks
Well then all you need is a looser definition of opposite sex. I hope you like your chicks with dicks
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User avatar #62 to #61 - mrselfdestruct (08/23/2015) [-]
I fell asleep stoned and I just woke up.
Everything seems strange, especially chicks with dicks
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#63 to #62 - twiceasfun (08/23/2015) [-]
Nah bro, nothing strange at all about dickchicks, just gotta do things a little differently
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User avatar #91 to #86 - twiceasfun (08/23/2015) [-]
But am I gay if I'm a dickchick with a girlfriend?
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User avatar #93 to #91 - kristovsky (08/23/2015) [-]
There are no chicks with dicks, there are only men with tits.
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User avatar #64 to #29 - kaylanya (08/23/2015) [-]
18 and a virgin, every time I admit it ******** offer to 'fix that problem' for me which unsurprisingly makes me want to stay a virgin even more
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#65 to #64 - mrselfdestruct (08/23/2015) [-]
the skeleton war will probably get rid of those ******** anyway
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User avatar #66 to #65 - kaylanya (08/23/2015) [-]
thank mr skeltal
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User avatar #68 to #66 - mrselfdestruct (08/23/2015) [-]
also, most ******** disappear when you finish highschool assuming you're still in highschool
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User avatar #72 to #68 - kaylanya (08/23/2015) [-]
Just finished sixth form and got my a level results, heading to university next month so I'll hold you accountable if I find any #adultvirginsquad2k15
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User avatar #80 to #72 - mrselfdestruct (08/23/2015) [-]
>6th form
>A Level results

what?
good for you though that you got into university. I'm in a community college.
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User avatar #83 to #80 - kaylanya (08/23/2015) [-]
I'm on the english system for education so after I finished my compulsory schooling at 16 I took the optional 2 years at a sixth form centre and took 4 subjects, dropped one after one year and took 3 for a full qualification

thank you, i legitimately scraped my way in, and going to a community college isn't a bad thing, it's just a different route in life
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User avatar #89 to #83 - mrselfdestruct (08/23/2015) [-]
I'm just there to finish an associate's degree computer science and ill be going to another school to study Music Production
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User avatar #96 to #89 - kaylanya (08/23/2015) [-]
Music production is more cool than my english literature degree gotta love that shakespeare
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User avatar #97 to #96 - mrselfdestruct (08/23/2015) [-]
Shakespeare was dope.
His rhymes were fire.
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User avatar #162 to #100 - klaes (08/23/2015) [-]
English lit at which uni m8?
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User avatar #280 to #162 - kaylanya (08/24/2015) [-]
uni of reading m8 no pun intended
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User avatar #281 to #280 - klaes (08/24/2015) [-]
the pun may not have been intended, but it is damn good heading to uni of Edinburgh for history
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#135 to #29 - kyouko (08/23/2015) [-]
That's just pathetic. Worrying about not having to stuck your dick into a hole? Theres far worse things in life than not having experienced sex at the age of 19.
That's just pathetic. Worrying about not having to stuck your dick into a hole? Theres far worse things in life than not having experienced sex at the age of 19.
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#169 to #29 - Fiction (08/24/2015) [-]
I'm 23 and a virgin, man. You've still got time.
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User avatar #183 to #169 - mrselfdestruct (08/24/2015) [-]
a friend actually made a bet with me:
she bet that I would probably lose it before 23.
if I don't, she gives me 30$.

if I win, that will be the worst 30$ I will ever receive
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#221 to #183 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
inb4 you lose it with her.
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#298 to #169 - anon (09/03/2015) [-]
recently turned 25 and a virgin fml
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User avatar #150 to #29 - fukkendragonite (08/23/2015) [-]
If you wanna kill yourself for that reason and that reason alone, you're an idiot. I lost my virginity at 19, hadn't even kissed anyone before that. It's such a stupid thing to be worried about.
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User avatar #241 to #29 - demonofthepale (08/24/2015) [-]
Could be worse, I'm 21 and a virgin still. Dont know when or even if I'll get laid. I went and got myself a great job at 19, the kind that sucks away your life but you make good money. 2nd shift 60 hours a week. 12 hour days more often than not (11am-11pm). Girls dont even talk to me, total lack of interest for this fat bastard. Good luck man, have better luck than me
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User avatar #127 to #29 - legionofmudkip (08/23/2015) [-]
I'm a kissless virgin at 20. I don't feel bad about it at all.
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#136 to #29 - digitalmasterx (08/23/2015) [-]
22 and still ***** , keep it up.

anyone can lose their v-card with 30 burgerdollars and a whorehouse around the corner. it's nothing special.
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User avatar #236 to #29 - staticstork ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
well go on a dating site and go meet someone. if you have social anxiety about meeting girls then you need to see a physiologist first. one step at a time buddy. If you have a goal and you're contemplating suicide over not achieving it then give it your all! or you can be a lazy faggot like me.
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#211 to #29 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
I'm 22 and a virgin. I've come real close to putting one though my skull because of it.
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User avatar #149 to #29 - electronicbacon ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
What are/were your plans to lose your v-card?
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#37 to #8 - novabird (08/23/2015) [-]
eh, i'm almost a 30 year virgin, probly would have fixed that decades ago if i didn't have strict requirements for dating though.
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#39 to #37 - lunex (08/23/2015) [-]
wait 15 years more and you will be a nicromancer
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#42 to #39 - indev (08/23/2015) [-]
I read nigromancer, why u do dis
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#49 to #42 - lunex (08/23/2015) [-]
so .....a 1778 rich person?
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User avatar #44 to #42 - novabird (08/23/2015) [-]
if only i had a pic of a black necromancer to reply to this with.
lel
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#51 to #44 - indev (08/23/2015) [-]
That'll have to do i guess
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#58 to #51 - lunex (08/23/2015) [-]
10/10 the dead will raise with and oiled spirit
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User avatar #53 to #51 - novabird (08/23/2015) [-]
perfect.
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#43 to #39 - novabird (08/23/2015) [-]
hue...
likely sooner then that, i just had a really nasty set of phobias that had to get fixed that involved physical contact and anything sexual towards me, i had a gf after it got fixed earlier this year but that went so badly that i'm holding off for a long while to recover, that and i'm a demisexual so someone has to get emotionally close to me first before i can even start to be attracted to them.
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#48 to #43 - lunex (08/23/2015) [-]
so, a blue prince but in girl mode? that will be difficult to find, go to social places and charity kind of planation, the people in there may form an emotional bond with you and you could make it, but you have to pulish yourself before, get ripped off, and be with a flexible agenda, or you already can be a level 1 wizard, 15 more nicromaner and20 more expert alchemist
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User avatar #244 to #48 - icedcarbon (08/24/2015) [-]
What classes can I still attain?

Not a virgin, but never had a girlfriend... weird to say as well that I've never had a passionate kiss either.

P.S.: No... she wasn't a prostitute.
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#291 to #244 - lunex (08/27/2015) [-]
more information so i can give a diagnostic pls
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User avatar #294 to #291 - icedcarbon (08/27/2015) [-]
da hell man? this was 3 days ago but alright.

-She's my friend since 4th grade;
-She's ultra shy;
-I read her diary, at a point she had a crush for me for a long time (since 4th grade) until the start of 8th grade where she had a crush for another guy. I was actually happy for her and finally knowing she wouldn't try to hit on me anymore, we were still best friends, we still had sex despite her having a crush on another guy;
-1st time I was 13, she was 15, or probably her birthday hadn't pass that year so she was 14 (i don't remember the month, but I'm pretty sure it was 2006 somewhere in march, if not then it was November 2005).

So basically... childhood friend, never had any form of feel of "love" or a slight crush on her, just best friends ******* .

More...
-I've had crushes for other girls.
-I know some other ones I know I could have gotten on with them easily, but didn't by choice... and the ones I wanted I never got anything because I was such a betafag.
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#295 to #294 - lunex (08/27/2015) [-]
i was talking about your personality, not your first bang, but ok
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User avatar #296 to #295 - icedcarbon (08/27/2015) [-]
Well damn...

-Adventurous but cautious;
-A pessimistic cunt (not the type that whines about his life going bad or some **** ), I call it realistic, but apparently most people tell me it's pessimism;
-I like to be honest... ALWAYS. I hate lying... if I feel I have to lie, I hide the true without lying. If i do lie, i keep thinking about it for days;
-I'm in "serious mode" most of the time, but I do crack jokes from time to time.
-I like solitude more than company. (I avoid meetings with large number of people)

Had to mention the 1st bang... since I can no longer be a Wizard.



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#297 to #296 - lunex (08/27/2015) [-]
mmm, althoug i would need a longer deeper detailed description of you, i would say that, if you can get out of serious mode at will, and you use that realistic style of yours to be prepaired to fail and get up fast, 7/10 i would date
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User avatar #52 to #48 - novabird (08/23/2015) [-]
nah, with me it's more of i'm drawn to personality, the better a person can read me the easier things get.
i don't understand the term blue prince though, if anything i want someone who is built like me with very similar thinking but vastly different skills, i also greatly value equal exchange and try to adapt to the person as well.
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#56 to #52 - lunex (08/23/2015) [-]
blue prince is a term where i live and anybody in the world, thoug im not sure used by young girls indicating a good fisical state boy, courteous, with good manners and in siposs to defend her, the perfect person. now with your case, depending in your social and mental state, and if you go outside god damnit sun, i know i have to praise you, but no be so bright you will find somebody, the thing is that i dont know if both will agree with the relationship
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User avatar #69 to #56 - novabird (08/23/2015) [-]
ah, understood, nah i may be polite etc but the most i expect of them is don't be a slut or a cuck and be as loyal as i will be, i have a super loyal nature and will always keep my word, they can have a gross sense of humor and it wouldn't bother me and looks aren't a major issue either, i say about my own size because i'm pretty small and weak with the problems i have, if i'm going to be defending them i expect the same from them as well and greatly value emotional and mental syncing.
i'm somewhat crazy and don't mind dating it(i have a ton of problems messing with me physically and mentally), when i find someone who suits me greatly that i'm comfortable with i'll ask a ton of questions and get them to do the same, if we both have what the other wants i'll tell them they can ask me if they want that to happen because i'm mentally unable to ask for things or i go mute.
i like to go to the woods and build/craft amazing things and fix stuff(i'm super gifted), i haven't because everyone i know is either dead or far away now, i have strong night vision so i do prefer to avoid light till i get my sunglasses on.
all i really want is a place that finally feels like home with people i can fully trust, i have never really had that aside the woods and close old friends but it's the only thing i really need.
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#60 to #37 - twiceasfun (08/23/2015) [-]
"I"m a virgin because my standards are so high."
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#112 to #60 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
It's not like you ever got laid either, bruh.
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#117 to #112 - twiceasfun (08/23/2015) [-]
Wow, I guess you got me there. Good job
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User avatar #207 to #60 - ponchosdm (08/24/2015) [-]
yes, some people do want someone to have an emotional connection with before to go deep, even having a girlfriend and not wanting to have sex may happen, people may refuse having sex you know?
And... lets not use "my standards are so high" but "my standards are not the same as yours".
Also people in religions who will wait until marriage and any non adolescent born 95+ who think that they MUST lose virginity at highschool
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#210 to #207 - twiceasfun (08/24/2015) [-]
Okay buddy no need to get so defensive
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#213 to #210 - ponchosdm (08/24/2015) [-]
this happens to me with americans in a common basis, I am from Mexico from a northern city where we speak with a lot of swear words and speaking our mind without filters, even in mexico they think that we are always angry with everyone, sorry if it felt like defensive or aggressive towards you
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User avatar #214 to #213 - twiceasfun (08/24/2015) [-]
that comment was also a joke, near nothing I say is serious
Didn't seem aggressive toward me at all really, a bit defensive sure, but it's not like I care
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#216 to #214 - ponchosdm (08/24/2015) [-]
ok, and that might be a bad thing to do, or even it may bite you back in the future, when people is never serious they are never taken serious and people tend to avoid them.
good to know it didn't felt aggressive, have a good night sir.
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User avatar #218 to #216 - twiceasfun (08/24/2015) [-]
Well on here, I'm never serious. In my normal every day life, I'm serious plenty of the time
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User avatar #70 to #60 - novabird (08/23/2015) [-]
i ******* wish it was my standards, i can change those easily...-_-
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User avatar #71 to #70 - twiceasfun (08/23/2015) [-]
Well you are the one that said it's because your own strict dating requirements..which certainly sounds like you're pinning it on your high standards
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User avatar #74 to #71 - novabird (08/23/2015) [-]
eh, i guess it can be seen that way, if you really wanna know read below.
i'm not always good with words or clarity.
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User avatar #79 to #74 - twiceasfun (08/23/2015) [-]
A demisexual with problems with being touched, phobia/anxiety type stuff, making it hard to become close to someone..sounds a lot like my girlfriend, except she's also got gay to add to her restrictions, and she certainly gets laid. You just gotta git gud
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User avatar #85 to #79 - novabird (08/23/2015) [-]
before my phobias were fixed this year i couldn't even fap, hell i'm still trying to figure out what i like and dislike slowly.
i had problems with being touched but not anymore, when i do finally get someone they become the only person i'm attracted to and i'm fully ok with pretty much anything but only with them like my last ex, however that went bad because they were a cuck and weren't honest about stuff and lied a lot to get what they want and had other **** they caused to happen so **** went bad fast, now my only problem is a fear of repeating that again and some trust issues.
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User avatar #203 to #37 - ponchosdm (08/24/2015) [-]
what powers did you got? I am just 4 years near and I hope I get teleport spell
@lunex, wait, at 45 you get to be a necromancer?! 19 years to go
but well I do think like you novabird, I have denied sex and kind of very picky with the ones I get into a relationship
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User avatar #205 to #203 - novabird (08/24/2015) [-]
no powers were given but i have special gifts that are seen as powers by a few that i use to help people and keep them out of danger plus i'm also super gifted with skills for creating and fixing stuff, i can make amazing things easily.
well as a demisexual no one is attractive till i know them and get emotionally close to them, even porn is pretty useless to me, i'll notice the humor in it before anything is seen as erotic at all, a demi is almost asexual and in my case the person i allow to pick me once they do will be the only person i'm attracted to, in effect that woman becomes my fetish.
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User avatar #209 to #205 - ponchosdm (08/24/2015) [-]
um, a man that cultivates his talents, well done, learning and doing things by yourself can be immensely rewarding.
Never heard of demisexual and kind of hater of all those classifications, but well, can understand the part of knowing someone to get feel attracted, the thing about porn.. dam, not even once in a while like once a month or so?, I mean yeah they are funny as hell, but they try to sell a fantasy(very lousy one), but well good luck in your future endeavors
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User avatar #215 to #209 - novabird (08/24/2015) [-]
that's another gift, i can watch others and pick up the skills they display as though i'm doing them myself, i mostly learn useful things to be more useful to others, i'm driven to protect and be of use to others, for that reason i was given the title of guardian plus many other reasons.
these explain it better on how it works.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=demisexual
demisexuality.org/articles/what-is-demisexuality/
before my problems were fixed i didn't fap at all, try 28 years with no fapping and people complain about nofap november, i can fap now but porn isn't needed for it, i just get in the mood for that and deal with it.
future stuff involves a high paying job as an executive manager.
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#292 to #203 - lunex (08/27/2015) [-]
and in the 60 you pass to be an archmage, in your ninety years of castity, you will ascend as a god, controlling the actions of every human being
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User avatar #247 to #37 - mrfloop (08/24/2015) [-]
ha!1 kill self loser!!
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#253 to #247 - novabird (08/24/2015) [-]
nice troll account, did your mom make that for you?
i'll have you know you're already talking to a dead man, i died twice and will be brought back every last damn time till my purpose is completed and i'll also have you know that despite my problems from that i'm still more useful then you'll ever be.
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User avatar #258 to #253 - mrfloop (08/24/2015) [-]
-edge master
-faggot bleach pic
-virgin
-"ur mom" insult
die for real and don't come back
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#260 to #258 - novabird (08/24/2015) [-]
the only edge master here is the faggot who randomly starts posting **** to strangers and you didn't deny what i said so i must have hit the nail on the head.
it doesn't matter what pictures i post they all have indirect meaning when i use them.
you make virgin sound like a bad thing, i'll clue you in kid, i'd rather stay a virgin then lose it to some stupid slut, i'd rather save it for someone worthy then prove to the world that humanity is doomed and devolving by accidently bringing another kid into this world because i couldn't fight my base desires, you can be proud of being a kid raising a kid but that thinking would be disgusting and wrong as well, i'll keep my dick where it won't leave me with 18 years of torture like your parents obviously made the mistake of doing because here you are trying to troll someone like me on the web.
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User avatar #265 to #260 - mrfloop (08/24/2015) [-]
as for your other comments (#205 & #215), wow
You have gifts? according to who? yourself? even if you do have em, ever try modesty?
Yeah, tell us all about your fapping, great.
Executive manager? at mcdonalds? some ****** store? lol
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#267 to #265 - novabird (08/24/2015) [-]
i can build guns, gemstone and damascus custom blades, restore vintage machines, machine components from raw materials and fix damn near anything i get my hands on, after all that i can also adapt for other skills to suit a utility purpose and for the longest time i have in fact worked for my family cleaning, fixing and upgrading machinery and anything else i was needed for, if it gets the job done why complain?
my gifts involve my ability to collect info on a person till i know everything about them till the point i can use it to change them over time, i use this gift so i can help make people stronger so they can go out and help people themselves and along with all that i have helped over several thousand people and still have about 100 under my wings with 3 under close watch.
well, that is a topic that would be bound to show up on a post towards a dude who has only had a few gf and remains a virgin but what disgusts me most is those i trusted enuf to get near me turned out to be slutty cucks so they can take a flying leap, not kosher in my book.
to answer that it's a massive gated community pulling 2mil yearly, i'll be in charge of expansions and property efficiency upgrades as well as a fleet of workers who will keep the property clean and operational plus more, i happen to be an old friend of the owner who i have been helping for 24 years and we're like family, in this job i'll be pulling about 100k a year for income.
you seem to be having trouble seeing the fact of the matter though, any work is something you should be thankful for, in this day and age work is hard to come by, i qualify for disability as well since i'm crippled, however i'd rather work my ass off then be another burden on my country till i'm forced to, don't ever knock a job that's something a kid would do not realizing his old man has to bust his ass at a rough job to support his ass as well as the kids ass because at the end of the day that's just how life is.
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User avatar #279 to #267 - mrfloop (08/24/2015) [-]
I should be thankful for your work? No, I have no idea who the **** you are, nor do I care because your work does not affect me in anyway, now read this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_deadly_sins#Pride
You do have a good job, I will trust that you're telling the truth on that, all the gifts and **** are probably just ******** and more ego tho
It was 3am for you on that last reply?That's great bud, heard of timezones?
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#282 to #279 - novabird (08/24/2015) [-]
i have no pride, you should be thankful for work, not that i have work, the economy is **** and jobs are hard to come by, unless you are on disability or living off your family i'd say that your not having a job will greatly affect you, can't pay bills without money which requires a source of income which requires a job somewhere along the line to be had regardless to pay taxes which covers disability payments anyways, in fact i'd say that people not working could greatly impact us, everything is connected.
here's a pic of the last gun i made(i have other pics of projects as well), it costed 1700usd to build and took me 6 months due to parts shortages, the receipt for parts was over 2 feet long when i was done.
i also make jewelry as well as anything else i get paid to make.
i'm fully aware of timezones, i have friends in the uk, malta, ireland, germany, canada, south korea you name it i likely have a friend there, except japan and china, usually people tell me what time it is and i can guess where they are in the world unless they tell me, plus i can also gauge cost to drive there, so far E-W is a 14 hour drive for each time zone passed.
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#284 to #282 - mrfloop (08/25/2015) [-]
Hey I have a sick super custom gun too check it out
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#285 to #284 - novabird (08/25/2015) [-]
that's not custom, it's a pre made toy.
here's a labradorite crystal pendant wrapped in silver i carved with diamond files and polish.
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#288 to #285 - mrfloop (08/25/2015) [-]
Here's a rock with some string around it
Oh yeah, and since you're writing novels here I've been skimming, misread. Yes, I will be grateful for work, when I get it, but I won't be happy with some stupid minimum wage clerk job, it's so useless. Once I am old enough to be allowed to finish the last of the courses, I'm going to be a lifeguard as my first job, that's something I could be happy with for sure. You sorta have made me want to accomplish more, good work with all the **** you do, but I mean you don't need to write so goddamn much about it. All your **** about helping loads of people could be horse **** , I mean who knows if they really have improved as people thanks to you. Good luck if you really are like super jesus changing loads of people's lives. I'm bored now, I'm going to go do stuff that actually pleases me, you should do the same, oh yea and could you make a blade runner gun that would be fukn sick yo
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User avatar #289 to #288 - novabird (08/25/2015) [-]
no one will be happy flipping burgers, hell at my current job i only make 10usd an hour but i can only work about 4-5 hours a day with my problems since i have to lift a lot and run around a lot.
if my accomplishments made you want to accomplish more then i have done my job here and i'll give best wishes on that job you'll be getting as well, absolutely nothing wrong with saving peoples lives.
could be horse **** but those people that i kept from cutting themselves or slitting their wrists or those i convinced to go get help because i was there when i gave my word i would think otherwise of that, they have improved since they aren't depressed anymore and are finally progressing in life, i have 2 people right now that i'm watching closely though, especially the schizo one as they have a super psychotic abusive mother who recently put a rusty nail thru their hand out of nowhere and the fact that they have a dangerous eating disorder on top of it put them into shock from low blood sugar and potassium and they were legally dead for 30 seconds so i got my hands full.
have fun.
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User avatar #268 to #265 - novabird (08/24/2015) [-]
now, before you waste anymore time trying to come up with another reply to me, it appears i had time dilation again, it's now 3am, i'm gonna call it a night and get some sleep, everyone else i know is already on it and i should have hours ago.
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User avatar #264 to #260 - mrfloop (08/24/2015) [-]
the only edge master here is the faggot posting **** to strangers all like hey guys look at me im a virgin im going to tell you loads of personal **** even though i dont know you
are you sure you're not just a virgin because you're an antisocial awkward loser? it could be ego too, you could think ugh im so much better than all these hoes (even though you probably arent)
if anything, you've shown me i do amount to more than you, far from hitting the nail on the head
i troll because it's fun and i get to piss off idiots like you
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#266 to #264 - novabird (08/24/2015) [-]
i don't give a **** , i'm honest with everyone, i don't need nor have anything to hide. quite the contrary, i save lives and protect people, i don't prioritize breeding like an animal so i don't really care, you sound like you put a majority of your thinking in life to revolve around what a kid would say, to the contrary i don't care at all and in making those judgements i see you self projecting on me. i'll just laugh you out of the damn building now, what you failed to realise is that on an average day i don't give a **** what you think or say, this is of course assuming that that tiny little bit of neurons firing in my direction over this site can legally be classified as sentient life, you can't nor will you piss me off with these petty attempts at trolling, in fact by all means all you're doing is proving my point and no, trolling is very boring unless you're targeting another idiot troll for keks.
i don't give a **** , i'm honest with everyone, i don't need nor have anything to hide.
quite the contrary, i save lives and protect people, i don't prioritize breeding like an animal so i don't really care, you sound like you put a majority of your thinking in life to revolve around what a kid would say, to the contrary i don't care at all and in making those judgements i see you self projecting on me.
i'll just laugh you out of the damn building now, what you failed to realise is that on an average day i don't give a **** what you think or say, this is of course assuming that that tiny little bit of neurons firing in my direction over this site can legally be classified as sentient life, you can't nor will you piss me off with these petty attempts at trolling, in fact by all means all you're doing is proving my point and no, trolling is very boring unless you're targeting another idiot troll for keks.
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User avatar #278 to #266 - mrfloop (08/24/2015) [-]
I feel like I did hit the nail on the head. You're just going with "yeah I actually don't give a **** even though I did earlier". People naturally like sex, and things that bring pleasure, you don't, and that's fine, but it doesn't make you better than everyone else, which is what you seem to think. My goal isn't to piss you off, but to hopefully get you to not go around on the internet bragging about how great you are.
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User avatar #283 to #278 - novabird (08/24/2015) [-]
well there's where you ****** up, i never said i was better then anyone, just because i have all this doesn't make me superior, in fact i like to also try to at least share what i know with others who can learn, i thrive on being useful, it's what drives me so of course i know tons and the reason i learn and learn more non stop is because i want to be of use, it's not bragging when i'm stating facts, if i can't do something someone else can i find that impressive, i can't lift nor program at all so i rely on my huge collection of machines and tools to get **** done plus i can't spell **** properly or do grammar properly without checker software thanks to aphasia caused by brain damage, that's also why i can't program worth **** otherwise i'd learn it and those issues aren't all of them either, i'm deliberately honest with people, the reason i can't lift is because i have mcardles disease, also known as glycogen storage disease type V, if i try to force myself to lift it can kill me but usually i work myself into the ER out of habit which is why i'm getting the new job, no more 100' ladders for me to hurt myself on.
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User avatar #286 to #283 - mrfloop (08/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, I never said that you said that you were better than anyone, but it's more about how you seem to feel like it. Talking down to people like "oh you'll just lose it to some slut ill have a strong emotional connection with the person I do it with blah blah blah". That's great that you really do get **** done and are doing well for somebody with disabilities, but you seem so full of yourself "I have all this gifts like this and that, I can build this, fix this do this and that.", which you are actually able to do, and that's great, but you're writing so much about it, take it easy.
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User avatar #287 to #286 - novabird (08/25/2015) [-]
nah, i just have a thing for being blatantly honest, as i see it why hide what i can do? if people don't know what i'm good for they won't ask for my help and if i lie about stuff then i have to remember i lied, i'm not good at remembering or lying.
oh no, i made a big mistake on my last partner in not knowing that they were a cuckold literally, they lied to get into a relationship with me, had they said they wanted to date a bunch of people at once i'd have never fallen for it, i'm not saying other people won't find a perfect long time partner but after that i'm gonna be rather paranoid and skeptical since i have realized that most people can't tell the difference between love, lust and infatuation...-_-
hey, you're the one who implied i couldn't do any of it and honestly as of right now till this **** happens i'm too far from everyone i know to do anything so i really have little to talk to aside a huge project i'm collecting parts to build and the stuff i have done, i might have to wait though on that till i move so i don't have a huge pile of heavy parts to transport over 8 hours away.
you do realize that you could tell me anything neat or useful you have seen or done though right? it doesn't offend me when people try to relate with their own experiences or achievements, in fact i encourage people to accomplish all they can, if you don't have any skills yet to discuss or research i might be able to help with that as well but ya gotta have base interests to look over first so i can think thru what i know and see what matches you best, if you weren't into metal working i sure as hell wouldn't bother trying to give hints as to how to make knives or simple tools for example.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNlcaNIE7Dk this hobby and skill can be rewarding and relaxing.
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User avatar #88 to #8 - IamSofaKingdom (08/23/2015) [-]
Ha ha ha, Americans all eat a lot. I know this because the internet says so.
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#109 to #8 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
16 YEAR OLD VIRGIN BOYS?

HAHAHAHAHAAHA

WHAT A FAGGOT LOSER.
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#104 to #8 - ddoggdiggity (08/23/2015) [-]
im 24 and still a virgin but it was by choice i realized I was a complete bastard and I really ****** up when I was younger realized I dont deserve anything prolly why I love my drink
im 24 and still a virgin but it was by choice i realized I was a complete bastard and I really ****** up when I was younger realized I dont deserve anything prolly why I love my drink
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User avatar #132 to #104 - relvel (08/23/2015) [-]
Listen, ddoggdiggity, I hate to break it to you but what people call ‘love’ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, ddoggdiggity, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, ddoggdiggity. Rise above. Focus on science.
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User avatar #155 to #132 - verrek (08/23/2015) [-]
wubalubadubdub!
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#141 to #132 - ddoggdiggity (08/23/2015) [-]
Haha I like you stranger
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#220 to #132 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
the truth is that most humans don't know the difference between love, infatuation and lust, they are soo similar that it causes confusion in us to the point we call them all love till we sort it out later, true love never fades but those other two are bastards.
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User avatar #165 to #104 - klaes (08/23/2015) [-]
By your choice or theirs?
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

There's no such thing as not deserving anything. ******* up in life is a sign you need to change who you are and the only person in the world who can reconcile your actions is you, m80.

Good luck.
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User avatar #170 to #165 - ddoggdiggity (08/24/2015) [-]
It was my choice ive been asked out before but it wouldnt be fair to bring a girl into my insanity. If I go chill with my old crew ill prolly still be a bastard I try but bad memories especially photographic memories **** with you alot and thats why I drink alone with nobody else
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User avatar #172 to #170 - klaes (08/24/2015) [-]
Believe me m8 we've all done **** we regret. A (former) best friend of mine did some pretty terrible things to a girl which kind of put him in everyone's book as a total scumbag. I ran into him online a year ago and ended up meeting up with him.

He's cleaned up. Drinking gones, creeping on women is gone, drugs are gone, and he's working hard in University(which he applied for two years after graduating high school).

What I'm saying m8 is that it's never too late to turn **** around. You're right to not want to drag a girl into your issues, but your issues aren't gonna go away if you drink em down. Find a AA or some **** and clean yourself up. I know it's hard but **** man I'm a stranger on the internet, excuse the soapboxing but the only person in the world who can step outside and decide to make you a person who can feel good about themselves when they wake up in the morning is you.
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User avatar #176 to #172 - ddoggdiggity (08/24/2015) [-]
Its fun feeling like rick I was really smart had a high gpa but idk man its sucks when sometimes its all you think about
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User avatar #182 to #176 - klaes (08/24/2015) [-]
If you're smart you can figure yourself out. I wish you the best buddy, you'll figure out a way eventually. I pulled myself out of my own gutter when I panicked over university in high school and managed to pull my exam results up to a point where I could actually go to places I had never even been able to consider previously. It's never too late to fix yourself.

Good luck m80.
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#202 to #182 - ddoggdiggity (08/24/2015) [-]
Good on ya stranger ill just keep on going memories are a bitch maybe ill find a way to shut it out
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User avatar #219 to #170 - novabird (08/24/2015) [-]
find someone as crazy as you with similar views and issues, that's what i'm doing and it will be nice once i find my match.
if you need to forget things just keep on focusing on them till the memory loses meaning, i do this with things easily because i overthink on an extreme level.
hell, everyone who knows me well enuf knows i'm crazy as well but i survived so much it would be a shocker if i remained normal...-_-
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User avatar #224 to #219 - ddoggdiggity (08/24/2015) [-]
Thing is I try to not thi k of it but its like a random thought you cant get rid of random thoughts. As for a girl as crazy as me im not sure if this would be good or bad cause I need help but help didnt do a damn thing for me cept make me more cynical
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User avatar #228 to #224 - novabird (08/24/2015) [-]
oh god do i know that feeling, most of my thinking is random crap i can't control with flashbacks reminding me of stuff or simulations in my head to test random ideas plus loads more but i have a long list of mental and physical issues that are greatly limiting my sanity.
if the woman is a lot like you then at least you can know what to expect from her so less surprises, honestly i prefer people who can sync with me on an extreme level because it helps iron a lot of that out plus you'll just somehow know when something is wrong etc.
being cynical seems pointless to me though, however i'm unable to process joking, cynical or sarcasm at all so i take everything dead seriously and tend to ruin jokes that aren't obvious to me, if anything i'll weigh my odds for every little action i take and see if things go in my favor, if things look bad then i find another route, if good then i follow thru and get **** done asap, everything i do serves a purpose like a tool or machine, only exception is when i do things just because i can.
getting therapy can help greatly at times, that or meds to help the issues had, so far i have gotten 2 people therapy and disability and am working on a third plus i kept them from killing themselves among 100 others i keep an eye on, people say it's amazing that i can hold myselves together but then again i only get the will to do that due to the fact that others need my help and i'm driven to help them.
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User avatar #231 to #228 - ddoggdiggity (08/24/2015) [-]
Yea I would like to help my family too but he dont want it so I just wait until the dumb bastard actually does it when he does it ill be set free but he wont
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User avatar #232 to #231 - novabird (08/24/2015) [-]
ah, god i hate that feeling, i'd rather do something then nothing though, honestly if anything i don't ask as far as family goes i just do what i can... :\
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#233 to #232 - ddoggdiggity (08/24/2015) [-]
maybe he'll actually grow a pair and kill me
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User avatar #234 to #233 - novabird (08/24/2015) [-]
if i knew the situation i'd give better advice here, if anything i'd try to get my own place and move away so his issues aren't also your issues anymore, being free of forced stress can be an amazing feeling and do wonders for sanity as well, in fact a large amount of behavior issues and related stuff can be directly caused by long term forced stress.
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#111 to #104 - chronoeagle (08/23/2015) [-]
Everyone ***** up when they're younger. Get over it, butthole. It doesn't mean you shouldn't try for anything now.
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User avatar #114 to #111 - ddoggdiggity (08/23/2015) [-]
It would be if I didnt **** up so bad I can never say what but it was really bad and I dont know if repenting even does anything
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#118 to #114 - chronoeagle (08/23/2015) [-]
Nobody cares. Especially if you were in high school. Most high schoolers are pieces of trash. I was. You're a different person now.
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User avatar #120 to #118 - ddoggdiggity (08/23/2015) [-]
**** has a way of holdin on to you. i dont care if nobody cares ill just be glad that someone understands I was a sick bastard
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#11 to #8 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
I'm a virgin
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#14 to #11 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
freak
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User avatar #290 to #14 - greenjacketcs (08/25/2015) [-]
Shut the **** up, normie.
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#16 to #8 - kisskissfallinlove (08/23/2015) [-]
I'm a teenage girl without a tumblr account.
I'm a teenage girl without a tumblr account.
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#33 to #25 - neokun (08/23/2015) [-]
>FunnyJunk makes a point.

>Someone makes a valid point against it.

>Yeah big deal who cares brah?
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#67 to #33 - bann (08/23/2015) [-]
They are blatant stereotypes and obviously have exceptions, it's petty to make points against it.

I'm an american without an eating disorder, who cares? No one, as they shouldn't.
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#98 to #33 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
Making serious responses to nonserious comments generally gets you reds.

Finding any excuse to bring your vagina into a conversation generally gets you reds.

Erego, she got reds.
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User avatar #94 to #33 - seymourg (08/23/2015) [-]
Very true. Back in the day, it was an obsession over girls, now it's a fanatic hatred. Everything we do on this site is one extreme end of a spectrum.

any opinion, trend, or action by the general people is an extreme end of a spectrum, which we frequently switch between
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#55 to #16 - nickypickle (08/23/2015) [-]
hey HEY GUYS IM A GRILL TOO
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#121 to #55 - kapkap (08/23/2015) [-]
coals or GTFO
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#32 to #16 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
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#77 to #16 - kristovsky (08/23/2015) [-]
******** , no grill would ever think up a username so vulgar as "kisskissfallinlove"
******** , no grill would ever think up a username so vulgar as "kisskissfallinlove"
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#78 to #77 - kisskissfallinlove (08/23/2015) [-]
That picture made me choke
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User avatar #81 to #78 - kristovsky (08/23/2015) [-]
Calm down there it's a picture not a dick.
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#82 to #81 - kisskissfallinlove (08/23/2015) [-]
You have obviously never drank water while reading something funny.
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User avatar #84 to #82 - kristovsky (08/23/2015) [-]
This is FJ, there is no funny here.
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User avatar #192 to #78 - thenoahgoesree ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
you must have watched the train wreck that is ouran to get that name
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#130 to #16 - tarabostes ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
OH REALLY? I THOUGHT ALL THOSE TEENAGE GIRLS STARVING IN AFRICA, TEENAGE GIRLS IN AFGHANISTAN , PALESTINE AND OTHER **** COUNTRIES DIDN'T HAVE TUMBLR ACCOUNTS . BUT WHADDAYA KNOW?? "KISSKISSFALLINLOVE" HAS ONE ! BAH GAWD ! WHY DIDN'T ADMIN MAKE CONTENT WITH A SCREENCAP OF THIS , MAKE HER A MOD AND GIVE HER INFINITE COLOR TEXT??? JESUS CHRIST ! THERE IS A TEENAGE GIRL! GIRL I REPEAT! GUESS WHERE ?? ON FUNNYJUNK WHO DOESN'T HAVE A TUMBLR ACCOUNT! SHE PROBABLY DOESN'T LISTEN TO NICKY MINAJ AND LIL WAYNE , SHE PREFERS PINK FLOYD AND QUEEN! I BET SHE GAMES TOO , BUT NOT PHONE GAMES!!! SHE PROBABLY PLAYS HARDCORE **** LIKE DARKSOULS!!! AND SHE'S PC MASTER RACE!!!










































Nobody gives a ****
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#138 to #130 - kisskissfallinlove (08/23/2015) [-]
Listen here ****** , I was just making a statement. The picture said something inaccurate toward me. I did not say anything else. So please quit making assumptions.
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#142 to #138 - tarabostes ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
Somebooooody's on their perioooooooooooooood.
Also it's k we all make mistakes , i was just messin' with cha , i don't actually have anythin' against chu !
now how 'bout we [insert your user-name here]
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#143 to #142 - kisskissfallinlove (08/23/2015) [-]
You...don't have a sister, do you? Because I'm pretty sure that if you commented on something like her period, she'd punch you
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#145 to #143 - tarabostes ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
Punching?
I prefer wrestling baby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
also i don't have sister , so will you be mein toniiiteeeee??
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User avatar #128 to #16 - uifilms (08/23/2015) [-]
your username is literally the theme song to the ********* anime in the universe tho so.
Dont ask me how i know
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJXRDvwJN_Y
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#140 to #128 - kisskissfallinlove (08/23/2015) [-]
It is one of the highest grossing animes and has quite a large following, so...
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User avatar #146 to #140 - uifilms (08/23/2015) [-]
i actually enjoy it
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#144 to #140 - tarabostes ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
That's supposed to make it good??
Nope
If you wanna look at a good anime , check JJBA out , not that weeaboo **** , the into sucked so ******* much jeez. Also i lol'd at the weebs in the comments.
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#119 to #8 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
Wow, you're riding lots of bandwagons there. Got any opinions of your own or just those above, which you picked up from other people?
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#161 to #119 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
I have the opinion that you are a faggot.
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#134 to #119 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
Joke
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User avatar #222 to #8 - novabird (08/24/2015) [-]
several friends of mine either got married thru fj or are engaged and i had a gf here as well, it's actually easier to tell if you'll like someone here then irl.
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User avatar #163 to #8 - studbeefpile (08/23/2015) [-]
I'm 18 and I'm a virgin. In fact I never kissed a girl until I was 18....
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User avatar #239 to #163 - auronexplains (08/24/2015) [-]
I'm 17 and I've never even had a girlfriend.
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User avatar #256 to #163 - liamjamse (08/24/2015) [-]
same here but i lost it in march. lost both haha. kiss and **** on same night to the same girl.
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User avatar #270 to #256 - studbeefpile (08/24/2015) [-]
Lol, damn dude. Zero to Hero.
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User avatar #271 to #270 - liamjamse (08/24/2015) [-]
zero to zero actually i failed hard when it came to the bedroom. remember socks of and make her do **** and not just starfish
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User avatar #272 to #271 - studbeefpile (08/24/2015) [-]
starfish?....

hwat
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User avatar #274 to #272 - liamjamse (08/24/2015) [-]
when they just lay there doing nothing
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#166 to #8 - catburglarpenis (08/23/2015) [-]
I'm married, 27, off my parent's phone plan since I was 16 (actually they never had one), in the military so retirement, abandoned my house because it was impractical given my career path, the wife almost never looks at her phone, has never known how to take a good picture, but unfortunately has not one, but two dumbass ankle tattoos.

Literally. one's like her initials or some **** and the other one's her maiden name. I make fun of her constantly for it.
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#235 to #8 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
but i lost it when i was 15 ?
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User avatar #157 to #8 - pokemonstheshiz (08/23/2015) [-]
Madden 2004 didn't have DLC
checkmate
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#164 to #157 - misterusername (08/23/2015) [-]
and so it's a freak. EA tries to prevent making freaks so they add DLC
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#225 to #8 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
>A Europoor without a superiority complex
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User avatar #131 to #8 - relvel (08/23/2015) [-]
I'm an American without an eating disorder...
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User avatar #194 to #8 - alxon ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
I'm a 16 year old male virgin, but it's not like I'm they much of an outcast. It's like 50/50 at my age. But **** , all these guys saying that they are gets me worried. I mean I'm not gonna focus my life around it, but hell, I wanna experience it once.
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User avatar #199 to #194 - Sperit (08/24/2015) [-]
Don't rush it. I convinced a girl to sleep with me and then afterward I was sick having to date her and I learned that without sex she was boring
She want mean or bad or anything but she did bore me
Luckily after school we broke up no hard feelings
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User avatar #200 to #199 - alxon ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
I do kinda want sex without the girlfriend part, but hey, that's difficult to achieve. I just can't wait till the day once I do, deal with the rest of the relationship, then carry on with my life, without trying hard to get laid.
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User avatar #124 to #8 - ultaguide (08/23/2015) [-]
I have a girlfriend!

...My freakshow carreer is ruined DAMNIT.
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User avatar #156 to #8 - cashue (08/23/2015) [-]
I am 18 und virgin ._. but you don't know my true identity so I can keep spreading lies!
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#122 to #8 - galacticpumpkin (08/23/2015) [-]
I have a girlfriend.
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#26 to #8 - shenro has deleted their comment [-]
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#28 to #26 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
I dunno, do you tell everyone about your FunnyJunk account?
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#226 to #8 - deckbox (08/24/2015) [-]
**deckbox used "*roll picture*"**
**deckbox rolled image** I am fjer with feminist gf shamecube.jpg
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#227 to #226 - deckbox (08/24/2015) [-]
Oh look a rare pepe to go with my rare carnival freak nature
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#151 to #8 - papaarnold (08/23/2015) [-]
I'll have you know I have a perfecty good girlfriend. Her name is jill and here is her picture!
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#261 to #151 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
So you Jack With Jill?
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#263 to #261 - papaarnold (08/24/2015) [-]
I wish I didn't... but I do
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#133 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
An honest 17 year old boy who clicks NO when the porn site asks him to confirm his age.
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#40 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
I'm planning my death since 10 years and im just 27.
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User avatar #167 to #40 - catburglarpenis (08/23/2015) [-]
Me too. Thankfully the military has my retirement thing going for me. I'm halfway there.
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#137 to #40 - beroty (08/23/2015) [-]
don't die yet ******
wait till you finish The Panthom Pain
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#197 to #137 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
"Don't die on me yet" - Ocelot
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#87 - segwaynazi (08/23/2015) [-]
I actually have a retierment plan and im under 30 .....
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User avatar #103 to #87 - kingofunnyjunk (08/23/2015) [-]
whats the plan b0ss
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#115 to #103 - segwaynazi (08/23/2015) [-]
Go Mount & Blade style, burn villages and monasteries, and burry the treassure!

jk, but the plan is i finish college, am in my final year, have a girlfriend for 5 years now, gonna get married in 2 years until she finishes college, apply for work or emigration Vissa as married couple, go west, thinking Canada, get setteled, work and make money honest way, and settel, ofc start puting a little money asside for a pension fond, sort of.
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#195 to #115 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
Also, M&B is an awesome game and you're awesome for playing it.
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User avatar #276 to #195 - segwaynazi (08/24/2015) [-]
Viking conquest is damn awsome
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#193 to #115 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
Where are you from, and why Canada?
If you're a Euro leaving to escape multiculturalism, you're out of luck. 250000+ immigrants a year, mostly in the three largest cities, Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver
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User avatar #277 to #193 - segwaynazi (08/24/2015) [-]
Yeah im from Europe, im not trying to esceape multi culture, i just wanna get out of a **** country with **** living conditions, and lousy future and also chances of war. Serbia, Balkans.
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#217 to #115 - Glitched (08/24/2015) [-]
Learn to spell first.

Vissa?
treassure?
setteled?
settel?
puting?
asside?
fond?
Fond is spelled correctly.
It is the wrong word though.
Fund is the word you were looking for.
I'm just commenting on your spelling.
If I go after your grammar and sentence structure I won't be able to get any gaming in tonight.
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#275 to #217 - segwaynazi (08/24/2015) [-]
Sorry man, english is not my native
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User avatar #20 - whiteoverblue (08/23/2015) [-]
The Canadian that's fluent in both French and English

The Youtube user who admitted being wrong about something

The employer that promises you to call you back, and does so

The college graduate with no debt

The white guy that knows how to dance

The weeaboo who actually knows fluent Japanese

The webm without John Cena or Vitas

The Unpopular Opinion Puffin used properly
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User avatar #27 to #20 - mrselfdestruct (08/23/2015) [-]
employer calls back to tell you that you didnt get the job
**** ....
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User avatar #31 to #27 - whiteoverblue (08/23/2015) [-]
Better than the 1 month cliffhanger frustration of waiting for an aswer
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#47 to #31 - awkwardjew (08/23/2015) [-]
The "We'll be in touch" is one of my personal favourites
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User avatar #75 to #47 - whiteoverblue (08/23/2015) [-]
have you had the "sorry, but you're not qualified enough for this position, yet" without the "but, we'll call if you if we need you" part?
I did, once for a starbucks barista
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#110 to #75 - awkwardjew (08/23/2015) [-]
Oh not yet, I'll look forward to it.

One that I find fun "We'll keep hold of your CV if any positions open up" then when positions are open they just advertise again...
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User avatar #175 to #20 - ljxjlos (08/24/2015) [-]
I finished my first bachelors and don´t have any debt. Returning to University, too, next month.
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User avatar #187 to #175 - whiteoverblue (08/24/2015) [-]
you lucky, lucky person!
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User avatar #188 to #187 - ljxjlos (08/24/2015) [-]
It´s not really that hard, to be honest. In Germany, the most expensive part is living and I covered that with a) saving money starting in my childhoof (which was incredibly annoying) and working during the semester holidays (which is even worse.)
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#41 - whatwhen ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
freaks! burn them!
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#38 - CrimsonHazrad (08/23/2015) [-]
a person who doesnt hate me
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#5 - tonyredgrave (08/23/2015) [-]
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**tonyredgrave rolled image** People my age don't have a retirement plan?
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#206 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
If any of the gods that we created during the past 100 thousand or so years can hear us, please, make it so that murica stays in murica - here, in Europe, we enjoy the fact of being very normal, and immune to the west **** .
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User avatar #249 to #206 - kiaserzerg ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
SERIOUSLY, I HOPE SO TOO. KEEP YOUR CHILD RAPING SAND ******* WHILE YOU EMPOWER THEM AND TELL THEM TO DO IT AGAIN FOR EQUALITY.

forgot caps was on so i just smalled it.
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#212 to #206 - Glitched (08/24/2015) [-]
How many Muslims moved in and are moving in every day to European countries?

I agree with this guy. If he thinks the way Europe is heading now is okay then i say send all of America's Muslims there as well.
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#148 - murrlogic (08/23/2015) [-]
A version of Murrlogic who didn't buy artwork from strangers over the internet
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User avatar #208 to #148 - azuretheflamegod (08/24/2015) [-]
if you have a local convention, comic or anime, you can usually find some really cool artists and buy a few sweet pieces from them.
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User avatar #237 - LocoJoe (08/24/2015) [-]
/k/ edition
-The Mosin with a non stick bolt
-The Remington 870 with good QC
-The Remington ammunition that doesn't jam your firearm
-The 9mm that killed a man
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User avatar #262 to #237 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
/o/ edition
- A Volkswagen without a check engine light on
- A Subaru without leaking head gaskets
- A Ford with no freeplay in the balljoints
- A Honda not stanced
- A BMW thats not ****
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#158 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
The non-judgemental non-ass hole on fj who doesn't make ignorant pictures about other peoples choices that make them happy on the internet
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User avatar #190 to #158 - fourfangedferret ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
>anon

Opinion discarded.
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#251 to #190 - kiaserzerg ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
use this
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User avatar #21 - sanguinemybrother (08/23/2015) [-]
I'm planning my retirement already and I'm 24.

At the moment I'm able to save around 65% of the money I earn which will be going towards my first house deposit and am going to start putting away 10% of my income into my pension scheme as soon as I can.
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#92 to #21 - masanori (08/23/2015) [-]
As long as we're boasting, I have already been putting money into my 401k for a while now and my company matches my contributions 100%. I also already have my own house. In fact, I am all of the things in OP except for being a woman on a dating site, and I'm 22.
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#22 to #21 - karvarausku (08/23/2015) [-]
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**karvarausku rolled image** 22. Don't have car / driving license.
Don't have mopet.
Living in rented place with gf.

No job, gf has no job.
Too many pets.

Can't get job cause no car, no car cause can't get a job.
ICT Technician / Electrician degree.

Play all day long and try to study something so it's not all play and sleep.
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#30 to #21 - neotobi (08/23/2015) [-]
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**neotobi rolled image**Damn ***** , you got yo **** sorted out. Here's my situation on the rolled image.
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User avatar #34 to #30 - jimmytwoshoes (08/23/2015) [-]
i dont know... i mean if your retirement plan is to become JoJo i think your pretty set
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#54 to #34 - neotobi (08/23/2015) [-]
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**neotobi rolled image**Guess so. I'd rather have this. It better be something else than JoJo
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User avatar #73 - nudybooty (08/23/2015) [-]
I have tattoos but I'm under 30 with a retirement plan. Do I still get to join the freak show?
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#90 to #73 - masanori (08/23/2015) [-]
Only if your retirement plan doesn't suck.
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#107 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
People on the internet passing brazen judgments on each other? No, it can't be....
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User avatar #102 - burytia (08/23/2015) [-]
the homeowners one....
new zealand in a nutshell

the house market is so totally **** , your average 2 bedroom house is on the market for a million ******* dollars
being able to own your own home there make you a rare rare person indeed
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User avatar #252 - ninjagaiden (08/24/2015) [-]
A ****** who isn't a ****** .
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#245 - vicecomx ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
If everything goes as planned, I won't need to retire, because I'll be immortal.
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