Carney Barney. . you ', to concentrate on. I had a friend who did shrooms for the first time a couple of weeks ago while we were at another friends. He followed me and the other friend out when we went t
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User avatar #5 - kidddraco ONLINE (07/31/2014) [+] (12 replies)
I had a friend who did shrooms for the first time a couple of weeks ago while we were at another friends. He followed me and the other friend out when we went to smoke, saw the other friend's hammock, got in it, and spent the next 3 hours trying to get back out.
#11 - monsterderp (07/31/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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#1 - thedudeintheshirt (07/31/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I was like this the first time I smoked weed. For some reason, the only thing that was running through my mind was "WHAT IF THIS 						****					 IS LACED??"   
   
mfw
I was like this the first time I smoked weed. For some reason, the only thing that was running through my mind was "WHAT IF THIS **** IS LACED??"

mfw
User avatar #17 - nemoilily ONLINE (07/31/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I just gonna say my friend saved my life twice :/
#19 to #17 - ohsopainful (07/31/2014) [-]
weed is dangerous man, you're so extreme for trying that life threatening 						****					 on multiple ocassions.
weed is dangerous man, you're so extreme for trying that life threatening **** on multiple ocassions.
#15 - sundizzle ONLINE (07/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
bruh, I think this **** laced bruh
User avatar #25 - Ashtaroth (07/31/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Friend of mine had a bad trip (he shroomed at home, despite my advice against it). Ended up screaming into his kitchen sink because he thought it was trying to eat him. The remainder of his trip was spent convinced that his soul was being devoured by an invisible black hole a few hundred feet above his house and that my positively delightful trip that was wrecked by his was somehow balancing him out. Wrecked his brain it did. He came out of it with an Asperger's-like condition. Had to totally rearrange everything in his house so that it didn't remind him of whatever **** he saw as much. It also turned him into a far, far better musician than he previously was. Catch is, he has an Asperger's-like condition now, so nobody can stand to be in a band with him for more than a month or two.

tl;dr Shrooms are fun until they scramble your mind. Also, don't EVER take them at home. If it goes bad you'll see the safest, most familiar place you know of turn into a horrendous nightmare from which there is no retreat.
#68 - tinyer (08/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Be me   
>On a road trip to a music festival with my bandmates   
>						****					 is a 3 and half hour drive away   
>Path we take is a two lane country road   
>Deep innawoods type of 						****					   
>Dark as 						****					 when we embark   
>15 minutes in friend pulls out a tab of 25i and offers me one   
>Never tripped before   
>What could possibly go wrong?   
   
>30 minutes later start to feel it   
>We blasting music with the windows down 'n' 						****					   
>Feel great   
>Try to have conversation with friends   
>Both of them in front with me in the back   
>Havin' good time   
>Notice that the conversation starts to take a certain pattern   
>Same conversation repeats over and over with different endings   
>Each one slightly different   
>Kind of spooped out   
>Each ending to the loop gets worse   
>Car slowly veers to the left and almost crashes into a 						*******					 ditch   
>More looping   
>Headlights cut out with my friends screaming in one alternate ending   
>Wonder how the 						****					 I'm alive
>Be me
>On a road trip to a music festival with my bandmates
> **** is a 3 and half hour drive away
>Path we take is a two lane country road
>Deep innawoods type of ****
>Dark as **** when we embark
>15 minutes in friend pulls out a tab of 25i and offers me one
>Never tripped before
>What could possibly go wrong?

>30 minutes later start to feel it
>We blasting music with the windows down 'n' ****
>Feel great
>Try to have conversation with friends
>Both of them in front with me in the back
>Havin' good time
>Notice that the conversation starts to take a certain pattern
>Same conversation repeats over and over with different endings
>Each one slightly different
>Kind of spooped out
>Each ending to the loop gets worse
>Car slowly veers to the left and almost crashes into a ******* ditch
>More looping
>Headlights cut out with my friends screaming in one alternate ending
>Wonder how the **** I'm alive
User avatar #69 to #68 - tinyer (08/01/2014) [-]
continue'd

>Nearly-crash-into-an-oncoming-cargo-truck ending
>Holy **** I'm dead and in purgatory
>Only way out is to kill self
>Try desperately to open door and jump out traveling at 80 mph
>Child lock is on
>I'm on the ******* highway to hell
>Friends start screaming at me
>They turn to around and their bodies are charred rotting corpses with the flesh torn away with the melting meat of their bones exposed
>Manage to finally jump out of the car at 15mph
>Demon chases me and pins me down in front of gas station
>Cops show up
>Break free of demons' grasp and run into a gas station
>Collective wave of inhuman screams fills my ears
>Lucifer's army breaks down the door and tears apart the small store in search of me
>They all start laughing, salivating as they begin to pull on my arms to try to tear me in half
>Black out

MFW I wake up in a holding cell the next morning charged with public intoxication
User avatar #4 - mrnpc (07/31/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I feel like this everytime I smoke synthetic weed, or hit bad acid.
User avatar #20 to #4 - tinglyturtletaint (07/31/2014) [-]
Protip, don't smoke spice if that's what you were talking about. **** straight up causes brain/kidney damage.
#14 - spidurman (07/31/2014) [-]
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#70 - reggaedisciple (08/01/2014) [-]
**reggaedisciple rolled image** i used to smoke heaps of weed. had a orange tobacco flavoring that i used to but on my bucket bong cones. was stoned and mixed up the flavoring for my clear eyes solution....... never smoke clear eyes. you will trip balls.
#62 - CIS White Male (08/01/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** dem ******* drugs.
#58 - justaanon (08/01/2014) [-]
**justaanon rolled image** when the drugs hit me too hard
User avatar #26 - demcupcakes (07/31/2014) [-]
Man when I get high i always get ******* cotton mouth but then for some reason i dont want to drink anything but i need to.
User avatar #3 - bulwark ONLINE (07/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Once ate 10g shrooms. Started with 2g, when they didn't work, I tried 2g more untill I ate it all. about 30 mins later, while playing Skyrim, with absolutely no effect from the shrooms at all, I suddenly felt extremely ill and had trouble breathing... so there I was, sitting in my appartment gasping for air, thinking " **** , this is it" and then just as sudden as it had begun, it stopped again.

then I smoked a J to calm down, but that **** still haunts me.
#51 - riolul (08/01/2014) [-]
**riolul rolled image** happened to me once .-.
User avatar #50 - crystalmethod (08/01/2014) [-]
Anyone else ever do too much molly? Those were some times
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