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Submitted: 08/12/2014
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User avatar #7 - themastermorris (08/13/2014) [+] (8 replies)
God I love the aristocrats joke and the cards just made it a thousand times better
#9 - angrybarts (08/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I dont get it
I dont get it
User avatar #10 to #9 - goodguygary (08/13/2014) [-]
i went and looked it up because it was confusing me too, the aristocrat joke isn't about the punchline, rather about a being as dirty as it possibly can
#27 - zomaru (08/13/2014) [+] (37 replies)
How the **** did make the card disappear and the box change?
#30 to #27 - implosay ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
It's magic. I ain't gotta explain **** .
#1 - internetexplain ONLINE (08/12/2014) [+] (6 replies)
**internetexplain rolled image**
Audience's FW
#4 to #2 - nuclearchurro (08/13/2014) [-]
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#12 - pebar (08/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Very related
Bill Malone presents "Sam the Bellhop" Very related
#35 - antzell (08/13/2014) [+] (7 replies)
No matter what card you choose it will change.
No matter what card you choose it will change.
#36 to #35 - thismustbeseen (08/13/2014) [-]
That's because he replaced all of them
#62 - samoaspider ONLINE (08/13/2014) [+] (10 replies)
w-well I don't get it
User avatar #6 - CaptainExplosion (08/13/2014) [-]
Took me a minute. That was pretty cool.
#44 - barsaka (08/13/2014) [-]
Great voice tho...
#14 - ninjawizards ONLINE (08/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I do not understand the joke whatsoever
I do not understand the joke whatsoever
User avatar #22 to #16 - tolikbro ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
The joke is that even though the family is incestuous and dirty, they call themselves "the aristocrats" implying grace and sophistication
User avatar #5 - xplosevdiarrhea (08/13/2014) [-]
Aristocrats and magicians? I don't know how this joke could get any better.

Unless it's Gilbert Gottfried.
#80 - lamnad (08/13/2014) [-]
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#61 - rishworth (08/13/2014) [-]
Gilbert Gottfried Aristocrats Joke

now for Gilbert Gottfried's version
#34 - beerbeerbeer (08/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Nice card tricks and all but I SERIOUSLY don't get the aristocrats.

I do get the punchline, but if spouting obscenities were humour, I'd have died from laughter after being on 4chan so much. It's like one of those retarded German jokes, an anti-joke if you will. But how the hell come that comedian after comedian uses the damn joke and people just keep laughing?
#13 - sefi (08/13/2014) [-]
I love card tricks.
I love card tricks.
#96 - lolzordz (08/13/2014) [-]
that laugh in the end
that laugh in the end
#41 - mummyslittlebitch (08/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
"At least it ends with Freebird"   
   
My favorite Aristocrats rendition   
   
www.aristocratsjokes.com/joke.php?id=2106&listtype=3
"At least it ends with Freebird"

My favorite Aristocrats rendition

www.aristocratsjokes.com/joke.php?id=2106&listtype=3
User avatar #29 - swagasauruss (08/13/2014) [-]
Smoothini: Bar Magician Flies Through Amazing Tricks - America's Got Talent 2014 One of my absolute favorites.
#32 - anonymous (08/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
When he said 69, the second card was a 7
User avatar #20 - rainbowtacos ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Gilbert Gottfreid telling this joke is the funniest thing ever.
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