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#7 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
Probably fantasize about her blowing me as thanks for paying as she stares at me with disgust when my card also gets declined.
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#8 to #7 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
edgy
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User avatar #28 to #8 - sandinmyeyes (12/19/2015) [-]
Posting as anon doesn't even make it worth the effort the to go get the youkeepusuingthatword.jpg, it just warrants this comment, die.
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#47 to #28 - uzimakelover (12/19/2015) [-]
I don't know why the comment is hilarious, but "die" just killed me for some reason
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#66 to #47 - adzoh (12/19/2015) [-]
That's what dying tends to do to people
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User avatar #140 to #66 - becauseoprahsaidso (12/20/2015) [-]
dying is the number 1 cause of death
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#38 to #28 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
edgy
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#40 to #38 - PowerofAnonymous (12/19/2015) [-]
die
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User avatar #41 to #40 - ogdonaldangel (12/19/2015) [-]
you're probably the samefag anon and trying to get greenies
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#42 to #41 - PowerofAnonymous (12/19/2015) [-]
die
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User avatar #44 to #42 - thegundanhero (12/19/2015) [-]
>responds in anon with "edgy" "edgy"
>responds logged in with "die" "die"
nope totally not same fag
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#80 to #44 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
GIF
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Sometimes the internet has more than one person surfing it.
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#105 to #80 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
i doubt it.
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User avatar #113 to #44 - ministermax ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
If you hide all on an anon you can see what anon posted what, so unless that dude posted the original "edgy" he's not samefagging
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User avatar #142 to #113 - thegundanhero (12/22/2015) [-]
now that the content is over i can reveal it was me, all of it, the anon, ogdonald and this one, feels good powerofano didnt know what hit him
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#59 to #8 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
Dull
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User avatar #128 to #7 - donbionicle (12/19/2015) [-]
Man, you'd have 2 weeks worth of coloured text with that. WhatAShame.JC
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User avatar #29 to #7 - langweilig (12/19/2015) [-]
i dont lol often but this made me lol
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#70 to #29 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
lol
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#37 to #7 - jwash (12/19/2015) [-]
I died laughing at this. Just gave me the funniest picture in my head.
I died laughing at this. Just gave me the funniest picture in my head.

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#51 to #24 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
what is this.. i can't even..
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#53 to #51 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
Truuuuu lmao fam smh.
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User avatar #23 - yourdonutz ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
make her eat a bowl of eggs
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User avatar #26 to #23 - rickysbweiner (12/19/2015) [-]
Oh man I actually remember that one.
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#135 to #129 - overlordnick (12/19/2015) [-]
Did someone say eggs?
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User avatar #31 to #23 - sketchysketchist (12/19/2015) [-]
No, you're supposed to make her eat all of the eggs.
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User avatar #3 - berengar (12/18/2015) [-]
Wait with increasing irritation as they try and sort it out.
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#62 - acksl (12/19/2015) [-]
> see this
> "Excuse me young lady do you need assistance with your financial needs?"
> "No ... I .. I "
> I can see her face getting red
> give my wallet chain an aggressive pull to reveal my bulging velcro wallet
> her legs start to shake as she's starting to realize what oppression she's about to witness
> my wallet chain get's caught in my now fully exposed genitalia but I catch it with one hand in a swift motion
> I take out 40 $ and hand it to the cashier who is barely able to stand at this point
> "I'll be paying"
> take a pack of gum and hand it to the darling in blue
> "Don't worry honey I'll be taking care of you today"
> she collapses at my feet
> shaking all over she mutters " Th- Thank you"
> I was already walking towards the exit where my mom's waiting for me in the car but I turn around one last time smirking
> "It was my privilege."
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#46 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
What do i do? Nothing? Are you supposed to pay her **** coz she's a woman?
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#123 to #46 - ishotthedeputy (12/19/2015) [-]
Or maybe because it's nice?
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#54 to #46 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
No you pay it because it comes with the connotation of crushing pussy
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User avatar #63 to #54 - thechosentroll (12/19/2015) [-]
What kind of cheap whore would **** you, because you paid for her groceries? If you're hot, maybe she could use it as an excuse to **** you, but most of us aren't.
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#96 to #63 - catburglarpenis (12/19/2015) [-]
It's an in. I mean, your date will suck your dick for a dinner that you got for 10 bucks on a Groupon, so 36.50 is worth at least 1.5 internal cumshots and a tired handy with that exchange rate alone.
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#131 to #96 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (12/19/2015) [-]
You are the accountant we need, but not deserve.
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User avatar #73 to #63 - bigheadedshrimp (12/19/2015) [-]
What kind of cheap whore would **** you, because you paid for her groceries?

Well , a cheap whore who has no $ 36.56...
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#75 to #63 - justtocomment ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
******* spergs I swear...
This opens the door for conversation and sets the floor with you being a nice guy who isn't afraid to spend $40.
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User avatar #76 to #75 - thechosentroll (12/19/2015) [-]
A conversation, which has a 90% chance of being
"Thanks."
"No problem."
"Bye."

Yeah, nah. I can have conversations with women for free.
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#78 to #76 - justtocomment ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
Only if you're such a spineless faggot that "here I'm literally paying for you right now as is customary in Western culture romantic engagements such as dates" can't inspire a ******* conversation from you.
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User avatar #81 to #78 - everyziggy (12/19/2015) [-]
If you think checking out at a grocery store is romantic you have a seriously ****** up notion of romance.
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User avatar #95 to #81 - mondominiman ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
My boss met his wife after he puked on her at a party, how romantic. It doesn't matter where it's at but how you handle it.
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#84 to #81 - justtocomment ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
Jesus ******* Christ you spergs... I didn't say the setting was romantic, but that acting in that way means you're prepared for an actual engagement.
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#94 to #84 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
Except it doesn't work that way with most people. You've watched WAY too many romantic comedies to think that it ever turns out that way.
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#97 to #94 - justtocomment ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
"Thanks!"
"No problem, how about you make it up to me with a cup of coffee some time?"
"Sounds great!"
Right - straight out of the ******* romcom section.
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#106 to #97 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
"Thanks!"
"Y-y-y-you too"
"Ok bye!"
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#139 to #106 - justtocomment ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Once again - if you're the spineless sperg you faggots are proving yourself to be, then that's exactly how'd it go.
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#120 to #97 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
k m8, you'd offer her a bowl of eggs aswell?
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User avatar #79 to #78 - thechosentroll (12/19/2015) [-]
I'll repeat. I can converse with women without paying for their goddamn groceries.

And, seriously "romantic engagements"? You're at the goddamn grocery store. I'm no don Juan, but that is not what I'd call a romantic engagement. You wanna talk to women? Go to a bar, go to a club, go to a cafe, go to some event like a concert or a convention. You don't do that **** at a supermarket. I can understand paying out of the kindness of your heart, but if you're giving someone 40$ for the possibility that they're going to thank you and maybe talk to you, which may possibly lead to something else, you're one hell of a loser. If I were a woman, I'd find that **** creepy as **** . Yeah, sure, some random person I don't know just paid for my **** out of the blue and now want to talk and get to know me. I'd get the **** out of there as quickly as possible. As would most normal people. Because you're being ******* creepy and pathetic.
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#114 to #75 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
"Nice guy", did you forget the part where you're thinking that "Now I have a chance" but she doesn't actually want you anyway and at most would use you for cash?
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#5 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
pay for it and give her a tip of my hat as this is the respect any lady deserves.
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User avatar #6 - endface (12/18/2015) [-]
Wait for her to walk away in embarrassment, and then pay for my own **** .
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#34 - hirollin (12/19/2015) [-]
"Ha Ha. We're broke!"
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User avatar #4 - becauseoprahsaidso (12/18/2015) [-]
Stare angrily at the back of her head. bitch should've known better.
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#13 - crlmsonhazard (12/19/2015) [-]
fantasize about life with her then go home and be depressed until I go to bed.
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User avatar #33 to #13 - thempc (12/19/2015) [-]
because of you and infinitereaper i immediately associate that text color with loneliness, depression and giving up on all romantic pursuits whatsoever
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User avatar #48 to #33 - peanutsaurusrex ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
wut about mine

AM I FABULOUS OR WHAT?!
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#35 to #33 - infinitereaper (12/19/2015) [-]
GIF
Fawk you I do what I want,
life is actually relatively decent for me right about now
couldn't care less about relationships or anything like that

reaper just doesn't give a ****
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#39 - geese (12/19/2015) [-]
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#134 to #39 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
because the lottery scams you.
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#102 - Sunset ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
GIF
>being outside of my house
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User avatar #112 to #102 - cognosceteipsum (12/19/2015) [-]
You're a cashier though so you'd be the sick **** who rejects hot girls card
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User avatar #12 - klick ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
Wait, why am I so close that I am able to see the tinny word "Declined" on the credit card screen? Clearly I need to take a step back and mind my own ******* business. And why is this dumb bitch using a Credit card at a convince store? A place of smokes, scratch tickets and junk food. Why is she putting her pepsi and snickers on credit?
And what the **** do you mean "What do you do?" like I'm going to pick up the tab for this individual? This person who finds a way to get designer shoes and hair products and a top from le chateau, but can't pay for snacks? I'm not going to be an enabler.

TL;DR She should just use her debit and spend money she already has. Credit isn't free money, and this is a lesson she needs to learn. I just let her leave her items, and proceed to buy a Kinder Surprise Egg
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User avatar #15 to #12 - yudodat (12/19/2015) [-]
Maybe she is using debit? My bank doesn't let me go under $0 and if I try to it tells me it's declined.

Plus what's wrong with using a card at a convenience store? Do you 100% of the time carry around $36.56+ with you?
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User avatar #16 to #15 - klick ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
Debit would of had the message "Insufficient Funds". The hypothetical scenario says "Declined" letting us know it was a Credit Card.

And no, I don't always carry Cash. However, I do always carry my Debit card when I go out. And I don't buy anything unless I know I have the money to make the purchases.
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#117 to #16 - gamesdisk (12/19/2015) [-]
**gamesdisk used "*roll picture*"**
**gamesdisk rolled image**It dosnt say that. It just declines the card
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User avatar #17 to #16 - yudodat (12/19/2015) [-]
Might be bank diferrences but when I have 0 in my debit it tells me "declined" some places and "insufficient funds" at other places.

Also I have one card that works for debit or credit.
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User avatar #18 to #17 - klick ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
Really? Weird. I was just going by my experience in retail; any time a debit card didn't work due to lack of fund the message said " Insufficient Funds" and when it was a credit card it said "Declined"
I have seen Debit and credit cards where you can access your checking account or just use credit. And that's fine, but my feelings on credit remain: If you don't have the funds, don't buy it.
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User avatar #19 to #18 - yudodat (12/19/2015) [-]
Totally agree. only time I've ever used the credit part was when I was on the last leg of my paycheck and knew I could pay it off immediately after I was paid.

Or with furniture.
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User avatar #20 to #19 - klick ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
Definitely, that's one of the benefits of credit cards. It's a short term loan where, if you pay them back on time, you don't have to pay any fees. So, an unexpected bill pops up before pay day? Put it on your Credit Card and pay it off on pay day. And using credit cards helps to improve your over all credit rating assuming you pay it off on time lol which helps you get bank loans, Mortgages, and rental agreements.
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#30 - mechanicexplain ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
"Ha ha. You're broke."
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#99 - odinsbeardajm (12/19/2015) [-]
Not a thing. Not my girl who Evers hitting it can pay for it
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User avatar #68 - roflstorm (12/19/2015) [-]
Watch and wait for my turn to pay for my own ****
I ain't made of money
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#64 - supersecret (12/19/2015) [-]
Pay for my **** and leave. What else would I do?
Pay for my **** and leave. What else would I do?
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#9 - orobas ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
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#1 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
wait for her to **** off
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