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Car religions

I can buy
There isa Pope in the Cars universe, This means ohaithere is Catholic
Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified, Jesus
Chrysler was crucified by car Fla ma under Po mac Pilot who washed his
wheels. A car was nailed to a crass and ascended to Heaven.
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#1 - mudkipftw (07/22/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Did he have 12 Audi-postles?

Im so sorry
#2 - ubercookieboy (07/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Jesus Chrysler
User avatar #5 - jokeface (07/22/2014) [+] (6 replies)
A brief biography of Jesus Chrysler:

>Built in a factory that had no workers
>Laid on a lift in a ****** garage with bikes and scooters
>Given gifts by the Three Wisecars (Ford, Dodge, and Chevrolet)
>Grew up and turned water into motor oil
>Magically fixed a blind car's broken windshield so that he could see again
>Magically repaired a car's four flat tires
>Had 12 disciples, led by Simon-Peterbilt
>Bolted to a lift and drained of oil
>Body put in a locked garage
>Returns three days later with bolt-holes in his chassis
#26 - reiyne (07/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Nothing about the popemobile.... mobile
User avatar #13 - desecrater (07/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Does that mean there are other car religions? Muslim? Jews? Mormons?

"And here we have the scriptures, written on gold hubcaps. Now we must drive across the land to Utah, where every sports car has 7 minivan wives."
#12 - lucariopwnz (07/22/2014) [+] (21 replies)
Anyone know why christianity is one of the only religions (in my experience) to feel the need to try and force feed itself to you. Like its freaking everywhere man.
User avatar #14 to #12 - hauntzor (07/22/2014) [-]
There are several scriptures from the Bible that encourage people to be evangelicals (spreading the word of God to non-Christians and other Christians), so that's one big reason.

“And He said to them, ‘Go into all the world and preach the gospel to every creature.’”
Mark 16:15 NKJV

A big part of the religion is telling the rest of the world about it in hopes that they'll want to join (and if they don't, no big deal, the Bible speaks of free will as well), but a good Christian won't "force feed" their philosophies to you
#20 - samxdaxman (07/22/2014) [-]
But what about Project Satan?
#33 - animedudej ONLINE (07/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
you could say that Jesus Chrysler was on the highway to heaven. yea i went there
#58 - jokeface (07/22/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Why didn't they just make him a Popemobile?
#59 to #58 - jokeface (07/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Nevermind.
#10 - respectyourmom (07/22/2014) [-]
so fast and furious was right...
there are "car Gods"
#8 - hhhhhhhh (07/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I thought it was Doug Dimmadome from the thumbnail
User avatar #82 - MountainDewMe (07/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Think about your kid leaving that on the ground and you stepping on it.
#75 - kalima (07/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**kalima rolled image** My religion
User avatar #63 - kevinipples (07/22/2014) [-]
so somewhere down the line there was a car holocaust where a hitler car killed millions of jew cars by saying they were getting gas, but instead, poured water in there tanks???
User avatar #62 - seriouslyblack (07/22/2014) [-]
*accelerated into heaven
User avatar #11 - dragostarc ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Shouldn't it be Jeepus Chrysler?
#40 - ludislavonac ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Pontiac Pilot now this is a rare example where a tumblr post actually makes me laugh
User avatar #35 - failtolawl (07/22/2014) [+] (5 replies)
What were the Jew cars that we can blame everything on?
User avatar #60 to #35 - jokeface (07/22/2014) [-]
PT Cruisers.
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