Car dog. Im so tired Tired of waiting Tired of waiting for you Im so tired Tired of waiting Tired of waiting for you. ti Messages Are you in the supermarket? Th
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Car dog

Im so tired
Tired of waiting
Tired of waiting for you

Im so tired
Tired of waiting
Tired of waiting for you

ti Messages
Are you in the
supermarket?
There' s a woman waiting
for you tameside. She' s
going to KICK YOUR ASS
Because you left me in the
car with the windows shut.
SHE LOVES DOGS
I KNOW. I CLOSED IT.
THEN LAY DOWN LIKE I
WAS DYING LOL
GAME. SET. MATCH.
DOG
...
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Submitted: 11/30/2013
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User avatar #8 - Funnel ONLINE (12/01/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Fake, no way a dog can roll up the window!
User avatar #11 to #10 - Funnel ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
That was the joke, thank you for pointing it out.
#18 - organicglory (12/01/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Am I the only one who finds none of these dog text things to even be remotely funny?
Am I the only one who finds none of these dog text things to even be remotely funny?
User avatar #19 to #18 - TheRealNinjaa (12/01/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #4 - technobanana ONLINE (12/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I would love to be able to text my dog it would be ******* beautiful.
He would be all like "you gonna walk me yet? you gonna walk me yet?" just constantly
#17 - evilstats (12/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#7 - extrastout (12/01/2013) [-]
Lightbulb doesnt give a **** what the owner has to say
User avatar #2 - teoferrazzi (11/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
is that a Kinks song in the description?
#44 - jacklane (12/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Had this happen to me once, except with my son. Small town, guy sees me leave my car and apparently hears my son screaming and crying. (he was 1) so I come out and he walks towards me with purpose, starts spouting off about ****** fathers. Very quick and painful beat down ensued. Get back in car and wife asks what that was all about. Yada yada yada...

Point of the story: don't assume I left my kid alone in the car. If the windows are tinted, you may want to get a closer look to make sure you aren't acting on something that turns out to be false.

Also, be careful when picking fights, you never know if someone has combat training.

I has the combat training, MFW
#28 - arreatface ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
well thats the only thing dog-related that I have...
User avatar #6 - marcassin (12/01/2013) [-]
i know it's old, but dog's texts is one of my favourite jokes
#50 - anonymous (12/01/2013) [-]
This isn't funny. GTFO
User avatar #42 - thrakerzad (12/01/2013) [-]
looks like someone's getting put down
#39 - anonymous (12/01/2013) [-]
Am I the only one around here who doesn't really care about animals?
I mean, they're ok but I don't get all of those people who keep putting animals in front of fellow humans.
#31 - kaycie (12/01/2013) [-]
first time I ever called the police was when I saw a dog in a car with no water and no windows open.   
   
mfw I was exited to have a reason to call the cops.
first time I ever called the police was when I saw a dog in a car with no water and no windows open.

mfw I was exited to have a reason to call the cops.
#5 - studbeefpile (12/01/2013) [-]
Wow, that dog must be a genius to be able to send texts like that!
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