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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - kavrick
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Captain britain is actually a thing
User avatar #2 to #1 - wolviewolverine [OP]
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And he is also more legit than Captain 'murrica.
Since UK and maritime stuff.. And USA.. not so much.
User avatar #3 to #2 - kavrick
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i think it's quite amazing seeing as how small a country we are and we have the worlds 5 largest naval army
#28 to #3 - thatonenerd
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"Naval Army"?
User avatar #29 to #28 - kavrick
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naval army.
#30 to #29 - thatonenerd
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Last time i checked, it was just called a "navy."
#4 to #3 - wolviewolverine [OP]
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you are being overly modest for someone from Britain...
#5 to #4 - kavrick
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How so?
#6 to #5 - wolviewolverine [OP]
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Just.. just be more British, m8. Chop-chop
#7 to #6 - kavrick
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I have a lack of british reaction pictures, and i'd rather be English, those welsh and scottish people are mighty unsophisticated.
#20 to #7 - alexhill
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British reaction pictures you say?
#21 to #20 - alexhill
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#22 to #21 - alexhill
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#23 to #22 - alexhill
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#24 to #23 - alexhill
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#54 to #21 - postie
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#69 to #7 - toasterladforlife
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Come on man, there's no need for that, just because we went all braveheart on your arse doesn't mean we're unsophisticated
#8 to #7 - craigdavid
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**** the welsh, **** the irish, and **** anyone from south england West Yorkshire master race reporting in
#9 to #8 - kavrick
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The more north you go the more unsophisticated it gets, so that means south england is the best
The more north you go the more unsophisticated it gets, so that means south england is the best
User avatar #19 to #9 - BerryLicious
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Dude. Yorkshire is the best ************* place on earth.
#37 to #19 - anon id: 4edff38a
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You ******* mutant
#10 to #9 - craigdavid
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the more northh you get the less of a bunch of pretentious cunts youre surrounded by, and the more of a sense of community there is

enjoy yourself down there, wishing the 2 best football, rugby and cricket teams werent all from the north, bitch
#11 to #10 - kavrick
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You say that south is pretentious while you're boasting about how amazing the north is.
#12 to #11 - craigdavid
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and backing it up
#13 to #12 - kavrick
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Sure hampshire (where i live) isn't amazing but cornwall (where i come from) is the best countryside
Sure hampshire (where i live) isn't amazing but cornwall (where i come from) is the best countryside
#33 to #13 - anon id: 2b0ef7ef
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Aw yeah Hampshire.
#14 to #13 - craigdavid
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cornwall is ******* beautiful theres no lying about that, i consider cornwall to be the north of the south though, cos lets be honest cornish people are better than southern english people, like cornwall should be its own country   
   
however west yorkshrie still has nicer coutnryside imo
cornwall is ******* beautiful theres no lying about that, i consider cornwall to be the north of the south though, cos lets be honest cornish people are better than southern english people, like cornwall should be its own country

however west yorkshrie still has nicer coutnryside imo
#15 to #14 - kavrick
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There not pretentious, just because they like there heritage doesn't make them pretentious, they welcome most people and the community is really friendly, the only difference between cornwall and the rest of england is that they fly their own flag
There not pretentious, just because they like there heritage doesn't make them pretentious, they welcome most people and the community is really friendly, the only difference between cornwall and the rest of england is that they fly their own flag
#40 to #15 - craigdavid
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nah **** southern england though, essex in particular those guys are all cunts. and i mean all
#42 to #2 - mayoroftownsville
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Your words... are they supposed to mean something?
#36 - lolfire
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#43 to #36 - dafuckisthishit
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tfw no beautiful union of rep ireland and the rest of the uk, we could of been amazing
User avatar #16 - aabbccddeeffgghhii
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The irony is? N.Ireland is on the flag, Wales isn't. WHY DO YOU HATE US ENGLAND?! WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU?
User avatar #48 to #16 - ilikecows **User deleted account**
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We don't want to be on their boring cross-flag

remember - we have a dragon that they never had
User avatar #61 to #48 - ireallylikepotatoe
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And our brave St George SLAYED THE **** out of your dragon.
User avatar #65 to #61 - ilikecows **User deleted account**
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You're mighty wrongo in the Congo my dear boy

here's the jam for you:
Welsh Dragon fought White Wyrm of Anglo-Saxons, Welsh Dragon lead the White Wyrm to the base of Mt. Snowdon, where they both drank the mead-filled lake - both set as stone under the lake, and wales was protected (Remember that this is a Tale, not something that really happened, however it is still historical)

The dragon you think of was a different dragon that was, not only green, but was an invading dragon which threatened the princess of England during that time of which I cannot remember exactly. In reality, it was a crocodile that escaped from Richard I into the River Stour - St. George slayed the dragon (crusty croc) and so the princess was saved.

I am sorry for such a long paragraph, but I thought you should know the difference because it's useful to know if you're into historical tales and such.

User avatar #66 to #65 - ireallylikepotatoe
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I was merely making a joke about St Geroge slaying a dragon. I thought it was a fun comparison.

Have a nice day Welshie <3
User avatar #68 to #66 - ilikecows **User deleted account**
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You too, buddy <3

Love from Cymru
#55 to #48 - englishtallybopper
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You have a dragon that never existed.
#57 to #55 - ilikecows **User deleted account**
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He's buried in stone under the lake at the base of Mt. Snowdon

Go there and look - take a spade with you, aswell
#58 to #57 - englishtallybopper
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GET ON MY LEVELS TAFFY MWHAHAH
User avatar #60 to #58 - ilikecows **User deleted account**
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Welsh Dragon had nothing to do with St. George, because:

Welsh Dragon = Red, fought White Wyrm of Anglo-Saxons to protect Wales
Dragon in pic = Green Dragon - may have been mistaken during Richard I's reign as a crocodile, which was one of his exotic pets in the River Stour

As my conclusion, I can safely say that dragoon in the pic isn't our (Welsh) dragin
#62 to #60 - englishtallybopper
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>implying I didn't know that
>implying that it wasn't an ironic comment
>blatant English cross
>the ******* pic is a reenactment of the myth George and the Dragon
>trying to sound smart about myths & legends isn't working for you .
User avatar #63 to #62 - ilikecows **User deleted account**
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>implying implications
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i'm just telling you what you may or may not already know, deal with it you mochyn
#64 to #63 - englishtallybopper
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#67 to #64 - ilikecows **User deleted account**
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I see your mug and raise you a cup
User avatar #17 to #16 - ireallylikepotatoe
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You know what you did.

Now I'm not sure if your name is just the letters on a keyboard or an actual word in your language.
User avatar #25 to #17 - aabbccddeeffgghhii
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Its actually a phrase. It means "**** all englishmen." Its a very popular phrase in Wales
User avatar #27 to #25 - ireallylikepotatoe
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I thought you preferred sheep?
User avatar #18 to #16 - BerryLicious
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****** our sheep would be my guess
User avatar #26 - toasterladforlife
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Scotland is of best country we have irn bru, David teninch and peter capaldi
User avatar #38 to #26 - senseofpurpose
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kk
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We have a lion flag, awesome booze, best banter and we can actually take the piss out of ourselves.
User avatar #52 to #26 - wolviewolverine [OP]
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Scotland is pretty cool. I had summer school in Aberdeen Uni.
But I hope they aren't thinking about separation from UK. Through separation you as a whole country loose any possibility to be a strong power and eventually will be political marionettes of bigger countries like US, Germany, France, Russia, China.
#41 to #26 - cousin
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Tom Jones and a dragon.
Tom Jones and a dragon.
User avatar #44 to #41 - nsfwcontent
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and Catherine Zeta-Jones
and Katherine Jenkins
and Bullet for my Valentine
and Cerys Matthews
and Ruth Jones
and Rob Brydon
User avatar #46 to #44 - cousin
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Glad you didn't mention some other band...
Oh and The Guns.
User avatar #56 to #44 - lordmoldywart
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And Motorhead
And Shirley Bassey
#39 - silverlance
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Wales acknowledged at a contributory part of the United Kingdom
Wales acknowledged at a contributory part of the United Kingdom
User avatar #32 - davidteninch
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But Great Britain had a different flag from the United Kingdom.
User avatar #50 to #32 - wolviewolverine [OP]
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Yea, I know, but it's hard to make a joke, especially when most of the world really don't know all the flagology as good as the UK natives
User avatar #53 to #32 - postie
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The flag of Great Britain stopped officially being used in 1801, so the post is technically correct.
User avatar #59 - ArcaciaStrain
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My best friend is from NI... No hatin'...
#47 - anon id: 29292daf
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lol lets just leave the Wales flag out of the GB flag. but seriosly GB would be cooler if there was a dragon on their flag
User avatar #49 to #47 - wolviewolverine [OP]
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The dragon is internal.
User avatar #35 - loneranger
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I still read it in an American accent.
#31 - anon id: 8b22c628
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Honestly, how do people find this stupid **** funny?
User avatar #51 to #31 - wolviewolverine [OP]
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>A common gag on country relationships
>a play with popular country
>a logically structured plot of the comic set in the particular frame of the initial gag
>and a funny punchline that offends the minority or provides an unexpected twist the reader was unaware of, thus ensuring the majority treats the joke positively.

boom. That's called comedy, anon.