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Submitted: 02/15/2014
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User avatar #4 - tarekmig (02/15/2014) [+] (16 replies)
I remember that guy who told us he had cancer, But he was actually lying, Then everyone got mad.
User avatar #27 - castanicwolf (02/15/2014) [+] (18 replies)
i hope it kills you
#48 to #27 - infadel (02/15/2014) [-]
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#50 - kschmidty (02/15/2014) [-]
Good luck.
Good luck.
#47 - blacktothefuture (02/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
What do we say to cancer?   
   
Not today.
What do we say to cancer?

Not today.
#100 - zzforrest (02/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I'm really sorry but the last time somebody said they had cancer, it was a hoax to make us look like dumbasses.
If it's the real deal, good luck bro. You can do it lil ***** .
If it's fake, go **** yourself you retarded inbred.
User avatar #230 - phanteon (02/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
make meth for your family
#15 - sanguinesolitude (02/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
you should punch cancer right in the balls. Good luck and fight hard.
you should punch cancer right in the balls. Good luck and fight hard.
#52 - felixjarl (02/15/2014) [-]
Today OP is literally cancer.
#155 - slimeywaffles (02/16/2014) [+] (11 replies)
I remember some ****** did this a while back. Got lots of support. Then the next day he posted he lied, saying how gullible funnyjunk is; ********* afterwards, of course.
#85 - huszti (02/16/2014) [-]
woohoo! double attack speed!

now seriously, i hope you get well soon
User avatar #11 - revengeforfreeze (02/15/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I made you feel like **** with that?

Dude, it wasn't even that negative.
User avatar #18 to #16 - revengeforfreeze (02/15/2014) [-]
understandable.

sorry if I came off as a dick, that was not my intentional at all. I've not had cancer, but I've gone through chemo and it sucked pretty much so i have some tips for you
1. don't eat any sweets or drin kanything that you like after the chemotherapy as a reward, it will just give you associations. couldn't drink water for a good while after I had chemotherapy
2. masturbating helps relieve pain

uhm.. i guess i didn't have much tips sorry bout that
oh yaeh
and indian tonic (schweppes is what i usually buy) is bretty good 5/5 when you have gone through chemo (is at least what I thought)
tell yor parents you love them every day
if you're christian, do what yo umust just to be secure.. or muslim or whatever
if not then read about quantum immortality (worst case scenario)

salad or something light like that is pretty good to eat.
when you get your urimetoxan (spelling there, not sure) pills make sure to eat something like a sandwich with them (i am pretty sure you are goign to get these pills)

and good ******* luck dude, take your time and all that
#128 - upward (02/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#327 - fishinyourface (02/16/2014) [-]
"If this doesn't get crazy red thumbed"   
oh come on, everyone knows this type of thing always makes front page....
"If this doesn't get crazy red thumbed"
oh come on, everyone knows this type of thing always makes front page....
#59 - skysailor (02/15/2014) [-]
When I was 2 years old , 18 years ago, I was diagnosed with stage 4 neuroblastoma. I had chemo, radiation, and a bone marrow transplant.    
   
If I survived that with little side effects 18 years ago, then you can survive cancer today. Kick its ass. I'll be waiting for your victory post.   
   
Gif related: Luffy is you, other guy is cancer.
When I was 2 years old , 18 years ago, I was diagnosed with stage 4 neuroblastoma. I had chemo, radiation, and a bone marrow transplant.

If I survived that with little side effects 18 years ago, then you can survive cancer today. Kick its ass. I'll be waiting for your victory post.

Gif related: Luffy is you, other guy is cancer.
#240 - redknull (02/16/2014) [-]
Last time someone did this it turned out to be a pathetic troll. So post pictures of the process or gtfo
#523 - lasmamoe (02/16/2014) [-]
It has begun..
#456 - kenankeeler (02/16/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Ok, I'm gonna be honest. If you have lymphoma (and if you really do, I'm sorry and I hope you get better.), why should you tell the entirety of FJ? They might not know you, who you are, or your family. Why should we care? You might be a total ******* douchebag in real life. I hope you're not, but we don't know. Why should we blindly thumb up posts like this if we don't even know the person who allegedly has this terrible affliction? If you're a troll, then congratulations on diminishing the importance of the open threat of cancer and it's affiliates. If you're a real sufferer of lymphoma, then I'm very sorry, and I hope you get better.

I am prepared for the monsoon of red thumbs.
#431 - krobeles (02/16/2014) [+] (5 replies)
>Lie about having cancer   
>Get a 						********					 of thumbs, from gullible asshats.    
>Get found out, and get a few red ones, which dosen't equal the green ones.    
>Wait a few months for people to forget.    
>Repeat steps 1 through 4.    
>Profit.    
   
How the hell are you people still so 						*******					 stupid?
>Lie about having cancer
>Get a ******** of thumbs, from gullible asshats.
>Get found out, and get a few red ones, which dosen't equal the green ones.
>Wait a few months for people to forget.
>Repeat steps 1 through 4.
>Profit.

How the hell are you people still so ******* stupid?
User avatar #178 - deftonesjunkie (02/16/2014) [+] (8 replies)
**deftonesjunkie rolls 713,173,226** dubs and he lives
User avatar #136 - foelkera (02/16/2014) [-]
still not as cancerous as 9gag
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