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Canadians Gonna Canate

TL;DR: No matter how hard they try, their true Canadian will always reveal itself.

P.S. Since when did breaking and entering become a "prank"?
Way to go CNN... Discuss in the comments. Ready? Set... GO!!!

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Exchange Student Shot To Death that "Prank" In Montana.
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Description: German exchange student was killed in Montana while executing a "garage
hopping" prank at a stranger' s house.
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Gun loving whackos- I' ll never understand US culture. Completely nuts.
S hours ago
E That' s because you don' t mind governement ruling over you nor being
able to defend yourself from someone who illegally has one. You submit.
Someone protecting his property and his family shooting someone who
breaks into their home makes them a gun loving whacko? What you are
saying is nuts. As well as labeling someone.
huckster" 134 8 hours an
E Prank loving morons putting thereselves into a situation where they could
be fatally injured by an unsuspecting protective homeowner. Completely
this guy was mauled to death by a pitifull in someones back yard
trying to "prank" a neighbor I doubt we' d even hear about it. no
difference though, except the media has to push their agenda
8 hours an
Your governement is the least of your worries when your citizens are
ripping each other apart Maybe if you trusted each other, and didn' t
have a culture dri‘ ven by violence, fear, and media, than
you ' t feel the need to own a IN MOST OTHER
PLACES IN THE WORLD! So Sorite idiot breaks into your garage. Big
faking deal. YOU teon' t have to kill him.. -though that seems to be
acceptable practice in the US, merely because you "have the right" to.
Totally insane.
8 hours an
Yea we understand that you and people like you can' t handle freedom.
You make wonderful slaves to the state. PS. Cities in Montana and
Arizona have some of the lowest violent crime rates in the world
8 hours an
Do yourself favour and don' t ever come to Canada- That way you can
preserve that precious little bubble you live in, and your ridiculous beliefs
about freedom and how it works.
kerosene 8 hours an
You don' t have to ask me twice, sweetheart. Freedom is being able to do
what you want to do- Since the all powerful State tells you what you can
and cannot do in Canada that makes the State your pimp and you the
8 hours an
China owns you.. you" got 20 years tock* ---
I kerosene 7 hours an
R Yea, not really. We owe China about 1. 3 trillion dollars. We could pay
that off in about 3 months if we cut government spending by 25%. Which
I am actually tor cutting government spending by sea.
7 hours an
Well that may be the case, but my point is stop f* ckin' shooting
kerosene 7 hours an
That' s why we own guns- Back a few years ago Harvard University did an
extensive study that showed that more guns = less violent crime in the
USA. They also found out that countries are not able to be compared
when it comes to crime and gun cultures. You have countries with strict
gun laws that have high crime rates and low crime rates. You also have
countries with related gun laws with high crime rates and low crime rates.
There' s no correlation there. In the USA there is approximately ESE!
million guns owned by about we million people. In 2012 there was about
11, 000 homicides, about 3, 800 accidental gun deaths, and the rest were
suicides, citizens protecting thereselves and police shootings. With such
massive gun ownership, the crime and accidental deaths from guns is
incredibly low. It is estimated that guns prevent about 2 million violent
crimes every year and violent crime and gun crime is dropping- Hearing a
few sensational stories on the news should not influence your o
kerosene 7 hours an
opinion over hard facts. Most guns are designed to kill humans, but
99. 9% of the guns in the hands of US citizens have been re purposed tor
sporting, collecting, and home protection. An automobile was designed to
get people from point A to point B, yet 34, 000 people die each year from
vehicle accidents and only 31, 000 people die each year from guns- You
are outraged when a device that was designed to kill people, actually kills
someone- But you are not surprised when a device that was not
designed to kill someone, actually kills someone- Why is that?
7 hours an
I didn' t read any of what you just wrote, but I genuinely apologize tor
making a blanket statement about US culture being nuts. I still don' t
understand it.
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#2 - teranin ONLINE (05/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by jeffyd
>I didn't read what you just wrote, but I'm sorry

Bitch if you were sorry you'd take the time to ******* learn something!
#4 - enigmaticspirit (05/22/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Guns don't kill people. Well, actually they do. They're the number 1 cause of gun-related deaths.
Guns don't kill people. Well, actually they do. They're the number 1 cause of gun-related deaths.
#94 - angelwithashotgun (05/23/2014) [-]
Why do people think the joke is on the Canadian? The Americans are so 						******					 up i'm sitting here not knowing if it's a joke, trolling, or just plain retarded
Why do people think the joke is on the Canadian? The Americans are so ****** up i'm sitting here not knowing if it's a joke, trolling, or just plain retarded
#21 - 4chan refugee (05/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
that guy went from facts and logic to

muh freedumbs , muh state oppression reaaaaaly fast
User avatar #37 - dunkleosteus (05/23/2014) [+] (8 replies)
All those arguments were incredibly weak and kinda stupid. Both sides should be ashamed for participating in it.
#12 - roninneko (05/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - articulate (05/22/2014) [+] (6 replies)
what was he doing? it'd be nice if you explained that.
#46 to #40 - pedocommando (05/23/2014) [-]
I'm actually from Montana and know the real story. Missoula is only 250ish miles away from me and what actually happened was no "prank". It was all sorts of ****** up.
The dude that owned the house had been having break ins over the course of a week or so. One day he finally got sick of it and him and his wife decided to set up baby monitors in their garage one night and left the door completely open with his wife's purse sitting in the open. Later that night, they herd **** going on in the garage and the owner rushed out of the house, screamed into the garage and fired his shotgun four times (blindly) into the garage. Two shots hit the guys chest and one hit his leg I believe. It was found, that the guy had walked in to steal some beer from the dudes fridge or something along those lines. Normally, this would have been perfectly okay being that their was an intruder in the owner's home and the castle doctrine would have protected him. BUT, his wife had been bragging to her friends saying that they were going to be setting up a "trap" for the supposed burglar to "shoot his ass". In which case this turned from "home defence" to deliberate homicide. The owner didn't have to shoot the guy at all, he could have just made him walk out, call 911, and wait till the cops arrived. But he did not do that an chose to open fire on a guy that was unarmed and in no hostile position. Although, he wasn't aware of that, he still had the upper hand on the guy. And it wasn't even breaking and entering either, just entering. Basically, the owner is a giant dumb ass. It's pretty common here in Montana.
Regardless, the kid shouldn't have been walking into other peoples homes/property, and the owner definiately should not have been so quick to pull the trigger.
#68 - 4chan refugee (05/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Okay, they're both really wrong.

The Canadian is just being your average Canadian who has been brainwashed into thinking that all guns are terrible. Most of the news we hear from the states is major shootings, we all know that America has a hell of a gun culture, but for some Canadians, it's hard to look past the negatives.

But the American is an idiot as well. Canada has a ************* ******** of guns (I mean some statistics state that there are 10 million (registered) guns in Canada, don't forget there are only 35 million Canadians, that's practically 1 in 3 people having guns here) but we don't have a gun culture. **** yeah, there are people with guns who love their guns and love collecting guns and shooting at shooting ranges and stuff, but over all, the country doesn't have a gun culture. That's basically why the whole argument happened.
#122 - kaboomz (05/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)

my exact opinion

i didnt read the other faggots though
also the first guy is ******* retarded

i think i prefer a country that "rules me" and doesn't have as much gun violence as the US than living in the US and not being able to sleep at night fearing that some ****** /hispanic gang will break into my home and kill my family

you americans think that people buy guns to protect themselves
thats ********
people are stupid
people use guns for the stupidest things
"le what did you say about me? im going to get my le gun"

this is how inocent people die
people that are mentally incapable of wielding a gun are wielding a gun
User avatar #151 - mmonkeyy (05/23/2014) [-]
Im with Canada, the only reason Americans own guns is cos its written in there constitution, to protect themselves against an oppressive government.

While the political regime in america is total bollocks and the people there might well need there guns soon. I dont believe anybody has the right to shoot someone else regardless of race, gender, colour or crime!
User avatar #127 - MegaAwesomeSauce (05/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Ahh australian life.

I have to dodge an onslaught of brown snakes and redbacks on my way to work but at least I'm not going to get shot in the dick or my family murdered by some asshole
#110 - hybridchaos (05/23/2014) [+] (6 replies)
"people like this can't handle freedom" "more guns = less violent crime"    
...are you 						*******					 serious?
"people like this can't handle freedom" "more guns = less violent crime"

...are you ******* serious?
#31 - chipacobra (05/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
i used to be against guns overall but over the years i've grown to accept that police are good people (mostly, it's not too bad in canada) but the response time is too slow and i if i'm living alone i want some back up. also the fact that guns are part of the problem in the states, it's the idea of a one man army that's the problem. northern eurpean countries have very lax gun laws and low crime rate because they have universal heath care and the system is designed to ensure that people don't need to resort to gun crime to survive. also to anyone who thinks that your collection of AR-15's will protect you from your big scary government i would love to see you and your weekend warrior buddies hold off against marines. anyways, if you want guns, get socialised health care and invest in alternate means of removing crime besides hire any psychopath and make them a cop. anyways down thumbs here we come, choo choo!
User avatar #14 - TheHutchie (05/22/2014) [+] (9 replies)
To be fair though, he did mention a part about "fear culture". A lot of people seem to own guns to protect from home-invasion - i.e. treating a symptom rather than a cause. Then again, the people are pretty powerless over the cause. These debates have so many grey areas.

Personally, I think that if you want to protect your house from an invader, and you think that killing them is a last resort but is exactly what you'd do if you feel to had to, you should just get a taser. You don't lose any advantage that a gun has inside a house-environment, providing the taser's good, and you can keep the invader alive for the police to collect.
#119 - 4chan refugee (05/23/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Im so ******* happy that i dont live in the USA. I couldnt deal with such people.
User avatar #123 to #119 - fartsparkles (05/23/2014) [-]
were okay
believe it or not, not all of us a bacon-eating flag waving assholes
#109 - nuggetry (05/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #106 - slapchoppin (05/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
what the **** is a garage hopping prank?
#47 - ilikepatatas (05/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
don't want to be a dick, but i think you guys should kow your government is one of the biggest mass-controlling and fact-hiding governments that exist after dictatorship
#51 to #47 - blakeserene (05/23/2014) [-]
Yeah and anyone with half a brain here knows that. We also know that all governments (and any person--as a group or individual) does that. Hell, Germany managed to trick an entire country into being complacent with genocide. The difference is, no one here claims the government is perfect, and most people take anything said with a grain of salt. Anyone who cares about the hard facts behind something has access to it here, and all the propaganda in the world means nothing when information is available to the masses.

TL;DR All governments twist facts and hide **** . The only ones fooled by their bull are people who don't care, are too lazy to do some looking around, or are too naive to believe that people lie.
#90 - micekill (05/23/2014) [-]
i read up on that garage hopping thing, he was actually stealing alcohol, which i find very stupid, even if it is alcohol, it is still a crime
#74 - doktorwhat (05/23/2014) [+] (11 replies)
that "Harvard Study" sounds bogus...

just look at the gun homicide rates in countries where guns are illegal and where they are legal:

The US is WAY higher than that of other countries where guns are illegal. Germany, France, Belgium, Spain - nearly all of civilized Europe is under 2 gun-related deaths per 100,000 citizens, and the law here is that you can only own a gun if you belong to a sport-shooting or hunting group, and you have to take courses and **** . In the US any ******* citizen can buy a gun, even if he's intoxicated or a retard or a ******* dildo cunt. THAT is why your gun-related death rate is the highest in the civilized world. Your hunters and hobby shooters can have guns as long as they adhere to very high standards (after all, they hold the power to take a life with one finger in their hand) - but there is no reason at all that anyone else would need a gun. Then the manufacture of guns goes down and the price goes up and there would essentially be way fewer guns floating around on the streets.

Also, if very few people have guns, then of course when an armed man robs or rapes you he'll get away with it, but the cops will usually be able to get him. If you even reached for your gun, the perpetrator would waste you where you stand.

If everyone has a gun, then everyone has the potential to take the lives of everyone else with the pull of a trigger, and you achieve peace through fear. Isn't that the definition of terrorism?

Of course if everyone loves each other then owning guns makes no difference. But you have too many ******* hating whites hating jews hating spics running around buying up weapons while the firearm industry gets rich. Yeah, have fun with that.
#93 to #92 - doktorwhat (05/23/2014) [-]
you simply view the world wrong. Have we learned NOTHING from history? Giving everyone guns has NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER IN THE ******* HISTORY OF THE WORLD solved any problems or made peace. After WWII all Germans had to give up their guns and now only officially licensed hunters or sport-shooters can get guns, and they sure as hell can't carry in the open. The borders are watched closely so that no illegal guns get past the borders (and the German border patrol is tough as **** ). How is Germany doing? World business power, quality of life through the roof, murder and unemployment rates super low (10-20 times less than the US).

The US gave guns to rebel groups in Rawanda, Palestine, Israel, Afghanastan, Iran, Iraq.... and we see how that worked out.

You're entitled to your opinion, of course. But please re-think if "I want to be prepared, in case a psycho with a gun tries to kill me, so everyone should have a gun - even the psychos" is really a viable and good opinion. I just don't think it's all that healthy.

peace and love
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