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Canadian Bacon

Thanks to peanutbitter for helping me post a story in a format that may actually please admin enough for an oc badge.

shoutout to everybody who keeps askin me to post stories
there will be more tech stories eventually but time is always the issue

Credit to Snacksjr, catpower, greatosfa, serlucane, gardenmanly, lonleybromley, peanutbitter, and sanjinharbas for telling me to post this as content after they heard it.

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Views: 54223 Favorited: 157 Submitted: 05/11/2014
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User avatar #151 - tripscausedthis ONLINE (05/11/2014) [+] (7 replies)
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Over 1000 thumbs...Do I get an OC badge?
User avatar #88 - Welshhobo (05/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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This is a ridiculously over told story. Heres all you needed to say:

>New in town
>Go to youth club with step-bro
>Fat chick there fancies me
>We go ice skating
>Fat chick crashes into me at full speed
>Cracks my head open on the ice
>Tries to make out with me
>Tells everyone it was both our fault
#11 - mayoroftownsville ONLINE (05/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Cackled like a banshee at "Canada's first terrorist attack on an allied nation"
#26 - lazaman (05/11/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Dude, you're so beta you can't even tell a girl you dont like her.
Dude, you're so beta you can't even tell a girl you dont like her.
#4 - mrgoodlove (05/11/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I know that feel dude. I attract fatties as if I'm covered in twinkies. Just be honest and tell them straight up you're not interested or they'll be persistent as **** .

Pic related, what I'm guessing she looks like
User avatar #10 - temporalguardian ONLINE (05/11/2014) [+] (9 replies)
This actually made me rage. For a second I thought he would've sued for for assault or something but meh. I hate people like that chick. I hate that he was freaking barely concious and bleeding and she sexually harasses him. very rage.
#6 - jasonseagull (05/11/2014) [-]
People like this piss me off, especially when they're fat
People like this piss me off, especially when they're fat
#67 - kisushima (05/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Why didn't you just tell her you weren't interested? Or did I miss that out?
User avatar #68 to #67 - amberluger (05/11/2014) [-]
because that would take a backbone
#8 - drhard (05/11/2014) [-]
>ibetsheknowsforensicscience.abby.ncis
>ibetsheknowsforensicscience.abby.ncis
#17 - drunkengnome (05/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Newton's Third Law of Motion takes over
>Newton's Third Law of Motion takes over

#100 - laslasov (05/11/2014) [-]
How it went
How it went
#29 - CIS White Male (05/11/2014) [+] (6 replies)
**anonymous rolled image** the fat chick crushing at me at my youth group
#28 - firesnake (05/11/2014) [-]
I guess that in the end you gave her the cold shoulder.
#75 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/11/2014) [-]
>knocks guy down on ice after collapsing on him
>first thought to kiss him
Rape?
#31 - konradkurze (05/11/2014) [+] (13 replies)
**konradkurze rolled image**
the fat chick i will ****
User avatar #40 - tellingthetruth (05/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Did anyone else completely change their accent when he mentioned he was Australian?
#90 - iluvscuba (05/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I lost it at "I am not to blame for Canada's first terrorist attack on an allied nation"
I lost it at "I am not to blame for Canada's first terrorist attack on an allied nation"
#125 - sjrigney ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
"I am not to blame for Canada's first terrorist attack on an allied nation"
#97 - pivotmasterdm (05/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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Funny story
But I feel a simple "I'm not interested" or even "Leave me alone" would've avoided all of the pain to come
#42 - iamnuff (05/11/2014) [-]
>only one of us meets the planetary classification standard


hahahaha.
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