Canada. . ILLEGAL ILLEGAL. 1. Kinder eggs are legal in the US 2. Guns like that are legal in Canada 3. OP is a sperglord retard who can't into basic research Pic related is perfectly lega canada politics polite sorry america Guns
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User avatar #27 - mrblueftw (08/22/2014) [-]
wow its almost like kinder eggs and guns are 2 entirely different things
plus kinder eggs are legal in the us.
User avatar #67 to #27 - nikolaier (08/23/2014) [-]
since when?
no really, since when are they legal?
#68 to #67 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
i know some places have kinder eggs, but here in my town they dont have them. they have a another version, same chocolate and toys inside though. if the kinder egg company wanted to they could bring them into all stores.
User avatar #105 to #27 - eattherich (08/23/2014) [-]
Also guns, including ar15 variants like the one in the picture, are legal in Canada.
User avatar #106 to #27 - scuzzlebut (08/23/2014) [-]
It's legal in 46 states to purchase kinder eggs if one first obtains a license and undergoes a criminal background check. However, consumption of said eggs is restricted by municipal governments, and possession and/or concealed carry of the dangerous plastic toys is a possible felony charge if they are not kept securely locked inside their chocolate covering.
#15 - roliga (08/22/2014) [-]
1. Kinder eggs are legal in the US
2. Guns like that are legal in Canada
3. OP is a ******* sperglord retard who can't into basic research

Pic related is perfectly legal in Canada
#48 to #15 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
Since when were kinder eggs old in the US? As for as I have known the law for having edible goods with trinkets in them is still illegal.
User avatar #69 to #15 - srslyjakecease (08/23/2014) [-]
I'm from Tennesee... where the hell are you getting the gloriouse kinder eggs?
#141 to #15 - traelos (08/23/2014) [-]
>Civilian M14
>Non-wooden stock

Why even bother?
#254 to #141 - endospore ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
He wants to be a mall ninja, too! Pic related: It's what my nightmares are made of.
#145 to #15 - ciacheczko ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
You clearly don't know the backstory. Guess your research was too basic. The original brand of Kinder Eggs was, for a quite long time, illegal in USA. Reason behind this being "small parts crating a hazard for children".

I am fairly certain that the real "hazard" was that someone in the USA might not be able to make money, since short thereafter an american brand of Kinder Eggs hit the market. Nearly identical to european ones and also with those supposedly dangerous little toys inside.
#211 to #145 - LordBlackforest ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
The "hazard" was a law that said you can hide inedible thing in food. Kinder eggs were illegal on a technicality, cause they hide toys in candy.
User avatar #285 to #211 - ciacheczko ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
But they released the exact same product as the one they banned, only made by an american company! How can you be this oblivious?
User avatar #174 to #145 - SteyrAUG (08/23/2014) [-]
So are you complaining that the product couldn't be bought in the US in the past, or that a US based company controls all imports of the product?
#220 to #15 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
Are you poland?
#248 to #15 - Metric (08/23/2014) [-]
Guns like that are legal in canada, which is true, however getting the permit to own a gun like that is damn difficult and tons of paperwork to say the least... and then that said you usually only ever have the legal right to take it from the gun locker => to the range, and any deviation is considered an offense.
#272 to #15 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
...My family almost got fined for trying to bring kinder eggs to the US.
User avatar #37 to #15 - ffmushroom (08/23/2014) [-]
Faaakkkkeeee Clips for Semi auto guns in Canada can't be over 5, that pic is not from Canada, but the gun is legal I'm looking into buying the m1a Supermatch version
#75 to #37 - iatedub (08/23/2014) [-]
What are you talking about? I don't see any clips in this photograph.
User avatar #87 to #37 - fuelnfire ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Pinned mag ya goof. Dont get an M1A, just get an Norinco M14S and accurize it, FA Barrel, maybe a fulton oprod and guide + spring. Springfields receivers are garbage compared to Norincos.
User avatar #64 to #15 - pissonmyface (08/23/2014) [-]
In Canada the AK47 falls into the category of a section 12-2 prohibited firearm
User avatar #73 to #64 - iatedub (08/23/2014) [-]
That isn't an AK, and there isn't a AK in the content either that is supposed to be the center of attention. They're referring to the AR hes holding, not the ones on the wall.

Besides, those are AKM's and a RPD.
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User avatar #86 to #78 - fuelnfire ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Nah my friend, I have two DDMK18s, and a KAC SR-15, all perfectly legal here my good sir. They are restricted firearms, and have to be registered, M14S, and M1As are non-restricted, and do not require registration. AKs, are in fact prohibited, you are correct.
User avatar #261 to #86 - twofreegerbils (08/23/2014) [-]
Skeletor?
User avatar #79 to #78 - iatedub (08/23/2014) [-]
gun-shop.ca/product/daniel-defense-m4v5-hard-use-package-cm/

lol GG Kid, No RR

You can own AR's in Canada you stupid disinformation prick.
#81 to #79 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
It is restricted here in Calgary and you need a license
User avatar #82 to #81 - iatedub (08/23/2014) [-]
NO ******* **** , the licenses isn't that hard to get, all you got to do is get your R Pal and you're done.

You're saying you can't own one, you're a bumbling dumb ass that I'm surprised that you're actually able to type on a Computer.
User avatar #84 to #83 - iatedub (08/23/2014) [-]
Bro, we all know you're thumbing yourself up, I went through your comments and you're proxy thumbing yourself you stupid ass.

Rrrrreported.
#218 to #84 - rollfourexplain (08/23/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 4,881**

For the record, he's clearly 11 to 14.
#139 to #15 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
Nice chink copy M-14 m8
User avatar #26 to #15 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
Easy there Roliga, now you're asking retards and activists to actually think for themselves.
User avatar #115 to #15 - owemiegawd (08/23/2014) [-]
almost everyone has a gun here too, atleast the part of canada im from
#16 to #15 - roliga (08/22/2014) [-]
And here is some Kinder Eggs bought in the US...
User avatar #19 to #16 - angelyouduhsexy (08/22/2014) [-]
$4 for a kinder egg? Jesus **** , better have some good **** inside.
#116 to #19 - spetsnazvymple (08/23/2014) [-]
it comes with free bullets
#52 to #19 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
It's absolute **** toys since year 2K. I pick one up every once in a while just for nostalgia then piss and moan about these ******* horrible toys they make these days.

Example: a ******* hunk of plastic you thread a ribbon through and throw in the air.

"It's a jelly fish"
#214 to #52 - rapsuskiller (08/23/2014) [-]
At least it's not one of those figurines you don't even have to assemble or A 			*******		 PUZZLE
At least it's not one of those figurines you don't even have to assemble or A ******* PUZZLE
User avatar #262 to #52 - ryander (08/23/2014) [-]
I bought one for nostalgia also, since one of my deceased family members bought one for me every week. I got the jellyfish too. would be a lot happier with the glow-in-dark ghosts.
User avatar #264 to #262 - ryander (08/23/2014) [-]
here's a catalog: thore.se/PicMaps.htm
User avatar #247 to #52 - komandantmirkoo (08/23/2014) [-]
meh i bought one for nostalgia aswell and i was actually surprised (no pun intended) when i found a wind up toy car which you had to assemble. i mean it was **** quality but still better than most stuff you usually get from them
User avatar #35 to #16 - northleech (08/23/2014) [-]
Maybe the kinder eggs aren't illegal, but that price tag should be, that's almost robbery.
User avatar #223 to #16 - lolme (08/23/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Surprise#Prohibition_on_sale_or_import_into_the_United_States

I dunno what the deal is, cause I've heard that it's banned too.
User avatar #6 - glgallow (08/22/2014) [-]
What if I told you that handguns are the guns used in most murders? People getting behind the ban of "assault rifles" make me chuckle.
#13 to #6 - anon (08/22/2014) [-]
what if i told you that weapons are the number 1 cause of murder?
and people are still too ******* stupid to do something productive with their lives and waste it focusing on limiting others further out of fear mongering.
User avatar #53 to #13 - commontroll (08/23/2014) [-]
What if I told you angry people are the number one cause of murder?
And people are still too ******* angry to do something angry with their anger and waste it angering on angering anger further out of their anger angering.
User avatar #251 to #13 - kilotech (08/23/2014) [-]
knives are the most used murder weapon
#125 to #6 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
Thats because hand guns are easily concealed and carried. So when you have that once every decade moment of rage, someone gets shot. But really, is that stat also because there are many more handguns? And im seriously asking! I dont know.
#252 to #125 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
It's hard to tell if there are more handguns or guns that are considered "assault weapons" (which in reality is a word that they'll define any gun that has been part of a recent murder and they can get away with calling).

There are a few reasons why handgun murder rates are much higher in the US. For one, they are easily concealable, as you said. Secondly, many, if not most, of the individuals that are part of these crimes do not own and did not purchase their handgun legally. A Ruger 9mm semiautomatic, the second most common handgun used in murders, goes for around $400 USD legally, so while it may be a little pricier on the street, it's not hard to get. The S&W .38 revolver goes for around $200 USD legally, and is the most common handgun used in murder. You can see that any guy or girl with a couple hundred bucks can get their hands on a weapon inexpensively, but not necessarily easily.





#18 - sturyl (08/22/2014) [-]
#143 to #18 - fristiprinses (08/23/2014) [-]
I'm from Holland, went to Canada for two weeks and think Canadians are extremely polite.
The most Canadian moment:
>Hiking in the mountains, don't feel like walking back so try to hitchhike
>First car (pick up) stops, apologizes for only having room in the back
>Get on, stop 10 mins later because road is blocked by elks
>Elks leave, Canadians apologize, continue journey
>Reach destination, little girl steps out of vehicle to hand us a pack of mint chocolates and wish us a merry Christmas
>Apparently they needed to go somewhere in the opposite direction, drove an extra 15km for us

Also people payed our bus ticket because we were lacking change and got invited for a free Christmas turkey dinner by the owner of the hostel. I'm still a 100% convinced every internet post about Canadians is accurate.
User avatar #99 to #18 - damping (08/23/2014) [-]
What if I told you that no one in the Northern US thinks Canadians are polite. Canadians like to think they are to make themselves feel better about being little brother.
#44 to #18 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
Only people on the internet think Canadians are so polite because people circlejerk the notion because it's "funny" to do so (I guess?). I've met numerous Canadians while traveling and honestly, they really aren't that special. Particularly in the major cities like Vancouver isn't that different from Los Angeles, which is to say it's **** .
#5 - roninneko ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
Guns are not illegal here. The AR-15 is restricted, but not prohibited.

So if we get a license, we can have guns AND Kinder Eggs.

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User avatar #91 to #5 - drtrousersnake ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I live in california, I don't get either
#229 to #5 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
That's like every other country I think.
User avatar #65 to #5 - pissonmyface (08/23/2014) [-]
In Canada the AK47 falls into the category of a section 12-2 prohibited firearm
User avatar #140 to #65 - roninneko ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, but guns in general are not illegal here. I definitely would like to see the abolishment of by-name bans, though.
#30 to #5 - miwauturu ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
Any weapon labelled restricted has very tight regulations about what you can actually do with it though.
User avatar #138 to #30 - roninneko ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I know. I was just making the point that they're not actually illegal, and we do have a rather healthy shooting sports culture here.
#71 - sarahskullie (08/23/2014) [-]
I think the reason why kinder eggs are illegal to sell in the US is because kids are dumb enough to shove the whole entire thing in there mouth, attempting to eat it in one big bite. not realizing that there is a toy inside, and end up choking on it...parents blaming the company instead of supervising there kids, not taking responsibility.
User avatar #94 to #71 - darkdragonswrath (08/23/2014) [-]
One kid ruining the fun for everyone else because the parent allowed them to eat the egg whole.
User avatar #95 to #94 - sarahskullie (08/23/2014) [-]
i have seen a child actually eat a candy bar with the wrapper still on...and yeah, parents will blame a company for there child's stupidity
#98 to #71 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
Fun fact: it was actually British kids that choked on it, because American kids never would have had it in the first place.

Because you see, the reason why Kinder Eggs are illegal here is because the Food and Drug Administration bans the importation, production, and sale of food items that have non-food items inside them. Cereal and cracker jack prizes don't count because they're outside of the bag containing the food.
#122 to #98 - facepalmftw (08/23/2014) [-]
So wait... the FDA doesn't like this thing because kids could EAT THE ******* TOY INSIDE IT? That actually makes some sense. Good job fed, you don't suck at everything.
User avatar #100 to #98 - sarahskullie (08/23/2014) [-]
thanks anon didn't know that
#144 to #98 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
I thought they were illigal because the plastic container could have been used to transport drugs analy
#38 - antexic ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
The funny part about this picture is that it is dead wrong. The AR-15 is completely legal to own in Canada. You simply need to acquire an Restricted Possession and Acquisition Licence. OP should probably have bothered to check their facts rather than just make idiotic assumptions.
#246 - brisineo ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Except Kinder Eggs are legal now in the US. They have been for some time.

Now we can eat candy AND shoot ******* .
User avatar #249 to #246 - donttasemebro (08/23/2014) [-]
i like shooting ******* with my ak-47
ar-15's are for pussy bitches.
User avatar #258 to #249 - bluestrawberry (08/23/2014) [-]
as a black dude, i can say that shooting blacks are cool when you black and blue when you ****** .
#260 to #258 - donttasemebro (08/23/2014) [-]
...........what
User avatar #263 to #260 - bluestrawberry (08/23/2014) [-]
idk i'm drunk or high,
#250 to #246 - gtfomylawnbish (08/23/2014) [-]
I like candy, and I like shooting ******* . I feel for the first time ever, at home today.
#103 - brobafett (08/23/2014) [-]
[Syrup eating intensifies]
User avatar #120 to #103 - eezo (08/23/2014) [-]
RIP 2 mounties uwilnotbforgetti
#256 - MrDeadiron (08/23/2014) [-]
What if I told you the person who made this has never visited America once in their lives
User avatar #85 - xxcryomarsxx (08/23/2014) [-]
I dont understand why people think Americans are paranoid for having guns most people have them for sport and hunting and maybe home defence but we dont carry everywhere we go. Its like having that baseball bat under your bed for example
#101 to #85 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
except the baseball bat can kill multiple people from a distance in a short time
#108 to #101 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
*can't
#121 to #108 - facepalmftw (08/23/2014) [-]
Drunk drivers kill more people each year than guns. Why don't we outlaw liquor and cars?
#131 to #121 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
You can only do what you can to stem the problem. America's gun postion currently is like saying "Drinking and driving is fine, its only the idiots who ruin it for the rest of us."
#282 to #131 - facepalmftw (08/23/2014) [-]
So you're completely willing to blow off a huge problem and instead pursue a relatively tiny issue? Why? If you actually cared about people killing other people in a civilized country, you'd combat the biggest problem first.
User avatar #109 to #85 - howido (08/23/2014) [-]
oh we....like we care what they think how "american" of me
User avatar #33 - xsap (08/23/2014) [-]
went to Canada once... some lady pushed me out of the bus because i stopped to ask the driver if i was at the right stop. than on my way back another bus driver yelled at me for trying to scam him because i accidentally showed him the wrong bus ticket...

never again
User avatar #34 to #33 - roflstorm (08/23/2014) [-]
Vancouver?
User avatar #135 to #34 - muffintime (08/23/2014) [-]
he didn't mention asians.
User avatar #41 to #33 - loonquawl (08/23/2014) [-]
Assholes are everywhere.
Have lived in Canada and the US, there's not really a difference.
User avatar #50 to #33 - slenderbro (08/23/2014) [-]
This sounds like a Toronto incident.
User avatar #59 to #33 - mangostormlegend (08/23/2014) [-]
I'm sorry about your trip to Toronto. I swear not all of Canada is like that.
User avatar #88 to #33 - fuelnfire ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Gonna echo everyone else, how was toronto lol
#134 to #33 - muffintime (08/23/2014) [-]
Sorry about Scott, he's a dick
User avatar #39 - loonquawl (08/23/2014) [-]
1) Kinder eggs are legal in the US.
2) With the right permit, you can have that gun in Canada.
3) Both countries have assholes, you can't escape them.

Source: American who moved to Canada.
#270 - froterons (08/23/2014) [-]
Naw, you got it all wrong. see once you train your guns to be good, they are no longer evil sentient beings. I trained my to stand by my door when I sleep. in case any of those evil ******* kinder eggs rolls around.
#233 - kibbleking (08/23/2014) [-]
MFW canada's **** self defense laws
#289 to #233 - pedestrianx (08/26/2014) [-]
MFW the united states' **** health care
#290 to #289 - kibbleking (08/26/2014) [-]
MFW Canada's "free" health care
User avatar #291 to #290 - pedestrianx (08/27/2014) [-]
I can only admit defeat because you used the single greatest meme in existence.
User avatar #149 - sircool (08/23/2014) [-]
kinder eggs were labeled illegal due to a technicality where the wording was "No non-food items should be in food" basically. You're a ******* idiot if you don't think that should be a rule.
User avatar #153 to #149 - nicetrydingleberry (08/23/2014) [-]
You're even more of a ******* idiot if you eat the plastic egg.
#118 - armsdealer (08/23/2014) [-]
This post is like 5 years behind the times as far as legality goes
This post is like 5 years behind the times as far as legality goes
#112 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
If someone tries to rob your house, if you're REALLY bad at hunting, even if you just like making holes in things,
I'm pretty sure a Kinder Egg isn't going to suffice.
However, we've got plenty of other chocolate things.
#126 to #112 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
Your probably more likely to survive your robbery encounter if you offer the kid a kinder egg.
#32 - kingderps (08/22/2014) [-]
That reminds me, I need to pick up a rifle for my home.
User avatar #165 - slendermanspenis (08/23/2014) [-]
My ex was from Canada and he was such an uptight asshole. But now I'm with an american he is the sweetest person I've ever met. Personally I've always liked Americans better than my own, not all of us brits are bad and I have met a couple of nice people I just can't stand the 98% I've met.
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