Canada. . chekhov: Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers Oh my actual god. >Oh my actual god I think you mean "Deer Lord" tumblr canada moose
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#99 - brianhimself ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
>Oh my actual god   
   
I think you mean "Deer Lord"
>Oh my actual god

I think you mean "Deer Lord"
#209 to #99 - negroname (01/26/2014) [-]
Hear! dat pun.
Hear! dat pun.
User avatar #213 to #99 - thebasisst (01/26/2014) [-]
Sauce of gif?

for reasons...

dat boy on the left...mmm
#214 to #213 - brianhimself ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
Marshall Henderson
Marshall Henderson
User avatar #216 to #214 - thebasisst (01/26/2014) [-]
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!

Research confirmed: Striped shirt fellow, not my ex, too short. Still fun to look at.
#121 to #99 - dross (01/26/2014) [-]
Dat pun.
#1 - twi (01/25/2014) [-]
he who controls the syrup controls the universe
#180 to #1 - newdevyx (01/26/2014) [-]
Spongebob Squarepants!
#48 to #1 - alucord (01/26/2014) [-]
there are not enough dune reference here
#3 to #1 - vaktus (01/25/2014) [-]
I thought it was the one who controls the Tim Hortons.
#8 to #3 - monkeysalt (01/26/2014) [-]
Tim Hortons IS the universe.
User avatar #19 to #3 - laky (01/26/2014) [-]
An american controls Tim's
User avatar #30 to #19 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
actually ron joyce owns tim hortons and he is a canadian billionaire...sooooo...........
User avatar #33 to #30 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
never mind. paul d house is the chairman but he's still a canadian.
User avatar #11 - grettheshet (01/26/2014) [-]
Although unlikely, moose will sometimes live beyond their larval stage and metamorphose inside a cocoon over the course of 3 years. The end result is known as a Canadian.
User avatar #46 to #11 - cleomech (01/26/2014) [-]
Sometimes, if the cocoon comes in contact with maple syrup, it acts as a potent catalyst and speeds up the process of the metamorphosis by a factor of 10 moose. Thus the canadian develops much faster with increased speed due to the free healthcare system.
User avatar #147 to #11 - chronomancer (01/26/2014) [-]
For some reason, I read metamorphosis as metamorphoose, and cocoon as cocoose.
#5 - curbed (01/26/2014) [-]
Jared Padalecki for Canadian president!
Jared Padalecki for Canadian president!
#130 to #42 - curbed (01/26/2014) [-]
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User avatar #133 to #5 - commontroll (01/26/2014) [-]
And Jensen for Vice President.

They'd probably be the first Texans to be prime minister of Canada's presidency.
#144 to #133 - curbed (01/26/2014) [-]
They would probably be the first Texans to be any other countries Prime Minister. Probably the last too.    
What would Misha be?   
 The cast of Supernatural is going to end up running Canada anyway, it's just a matter of time.
They would probably be the first Texans to be any other countries Prime Minister. Probably the last too.
What would Misha be?
The cast of Supernatural is going to end up running Canada anyway, it's just a matter of time.
User avatar #145 to #144 - commontroll (01/26/2014) [-]
Misha would be the Minister of War. Everybody knows that.
#148 to #145 - curbed (01/26/2014) [-]
Ah yes, how silly of me.    
"Minister, the...Albanians (I don't know) are flanking the Canadian East Coast, what do we do?"   
"Well isn't it obvious? We shower them with flowers and then release the bees. While they're getting the ever living Hell stung out of themselves, we flank them with our Goat army. The pain of being stung and headbutted in the nuts at the same time will cause them to retreat. No questions asked."   
And that's how the Canadian/Albanian war ended before it even began.
Ah yes, how silly of me.
"Minister, the...Albanians (I don't know) are flanking the Canadian East Coast, what do we do?"
"Well isn't it obvious? We shower them with flowers and then release the bees. While they're getting the ever living Hell stung out of themselves, we flank them with our Goat army. The pain of being stung and headbutted in the nuts at the same time will cause them to retreat. No questions asked."
And that's how the Canadian/Albanian war ended before it even began.
User avatar #149 to #148 - commontroll (01/26/2014) [-]
I have a feeling he'd have his own angel blade crafted just to stab people who caused trouble for him. Show that he's there to stay.
#152 to #149 - curbed (01/26/2014) [-]
I don't know, I think that's a little bit too direct for him. There's no style or flare with it. HOWEVER an Angel Blade/ Tazer (I'm having trouble spelling it but you know what I mean) hybrid, that seems more of his style, so there's lots of twitching and maybe eyes lighting up thing to go along with it.
I don't know, I think that's a little bit too direct for him. There's no style or flare with it. HOWEVER an Angel Blade/ Tazer (I'm having trouble spelling it but you know what I mean) hybrid, that seems more of his style, so there's lots of twitching and maybe eyes lighting up thing to go along with it.
User avatar #153 to #152 - commontroll (01/26/2014) [-]
Hmmm, perhaps. Perhaps.
#155 to #153 - curbed (01/26/2014) [-]
Also, the military uniform will include Sock Monkey hats.
Also, the military uniform will include Sock Monkey hats.
#220 to #155 - tarantallegra (01/27/2014) [-]
I approve of all of your ideas.
I approve of all of your ideas.
#222 to #220 - curbed (01/27/2014) [-]
These aren't my ideas, these are Misha's. My soul animal.
These aren't my ideas, these are Misha's. My soul animal.
User avatar #205 to #5 - sometoast (01/26/2014) [-]
ok i'm probably gonna get a cool story bro. But My Algebra 2 teacher sophmore year is brother in-law is Jared Padalecki.
#217 to #205 - curbed (01/26/2014) [-]
So, what you're saying is that your old teacher is the brother of Genivive Cortese/ Padalecki? Your old teacher must have been pretty young.
So, what you're saying is that your old teacher is the brother of Genivive Cortese/ Padalecki? Your old teacher must have been pretty young.
#38 to #5 - tarantallegra (01/26/2014) [-]
I 			*******		 knew there'd be some Jared in the comments.
I ******* knew there'd be some Jared in the comments.
#129 to #38 - curbed (01/26/2014) [-]
And aren't you happy that there was?
And aren't you happy that there was?
#219 to #129 - tarantallegra (01/27/2014) [-]
Happier than ever
Happier than ever
#221 to #219 - curbed (01/27/2014) [-]
No surprise there.
No surprise there.
User avatar #7 to #5 - rawfulz (01/26/2014) [-]
Prime Minister*
#9 to #7 - curbed (01/26/2014) [-]
Shhh... President...  I know Canada has a Prime Minister instead of a President, I'm referring to the content. I know sarcasm is hard to detect on the internet, but believe me when I say that I'm being sarcastic when I say "President" in this case.
Shhh... President... I know Canada has a Prime Minister instead of a President, I'm referring to the content. I know sarcasm is hard to detect on the internet, but believe me when I say that I'm being sarcastic when I say "President" in this case.
#131 - mangostormlegend (01/26/2014) [-]
We have this dumbass of a Prime Minister
#137 to #131 - anon (01/26/2014) [-]
explain why this good sir is a dumbass
#141 to #137 - whyunofeellucky (01/26/2014) [-]
To be frank, he does a **** job.
He is responsible for the oil pipeline thats going from Canada to ...Texas i believe.
While that does sound like a good idea to greedy pigs like him, if there is a single earthquake, NA basically lost all of its tourism and some agriculture.
User avatar #161 to #141 - jonathankitty (01/26/2014) [-]
And probably ******* a good section of environment, people, and possibly cause loss of oil that can affect the economy within itself.
User avatar #194 to #141 - TidusSloan (01/26/2014) [-]
that oil pipeline is gunna make us huge amounts of money and jobs. he has also done more for this country than the last five prime ministers put together
User avatar #64 - moondanny (01/26/2014) [-]
We have some Prime Minister fellow,
but we are far more invested in this Obama fellow from your nation
#45 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/26/2014) [-]
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User avatar #164 to #45 - twi (01/26/2014) [-]
dead to me
#57 to #45 - meganheartz (01/26/2014) [-]
How could you...
User avatar #58 to #57 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/26/2014) [-]
Oops, sure an sorry about that there, buddy
#59 to #58 - meganheartz (01/26/2014) [-]
Put that straight up where you found it mister.
#61 to #59 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/26/2014) [-]
Here, I got you some more at the store.
Sorry again, guy.
User avatar #62 to #61 - meganheartz (01/26/2014) [-]
It's fine sorry you didn't need to go out and get me more.

Oh plus I'm a girl. But it's fine.
#67 to #62 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/26/2014) [-]
Wish you would have said something before I started the pancakes
User avatar #170 to #67 - killerliquid (01/26/2014) [-]
...Those pancakes are ******* perfect
#112 to #67 - faithrider (01/26/2014) [-]
I MADE PANCAKES TOO!
#68 to #67 - meganheartz (01/26/2014) [-]
Can't forget the bacon!
User avatar #73 to #69 - meganheartz (01/26/2014) [-]
**meganheartz rolled user miscarriage ** Hmm... This seems a bit much, we should invite others to help us with this nice big breakfast!
+1
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User avatar #75 to #73 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/26/2014) [-]
**stabbedinthecrotch rolled user rahtoga ** <-- This guy
ad croissants
User avatar #81 to #75 - meganheartz (01/26/2014) [-]
I'm sure our Great Leader admin will help us out too!
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User avatar #82 to #79 - meganheartz (01/26/2014) [-]
Hi welcome to our Canadian breakfast!
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User avatar #86 to #83 - meganheartz (01/26/2014) [-]
Let's invite another friend then!
User avatar #94 to #86 - roll (01/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #96 to #94 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/26/2014) [-]
Hi, welcome
User avatar #101 to #96 - roll (01/26/2014) [-]
hello thank you
User avatar #103 to #101 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/26/2014) [-]
tuck in, there's plenty
User avatar #105 to #103 - roll (01/26/2014) [-]
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#89 to #85 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/26/2014) [-]
**stabbedinthecrotch rolled a random image posted in comment #335446 at Shin Anime Social Board ** <--Maybe he will bring this
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User avatar #91 to #90 - meganheartz (01/26/2014) [-]
More people yay!

Come everyone in FunnyJunk come join us for our Canadian breakfast!
User avatar #93 to #91 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/26/2014) [-]
**stabbedinthecrotch rolled user heartlessstoner **
Breakfast is ready
#95 to #93 - meganheartz (01/26/2014) [-]
What a nice breakfast for all of FunnyJunk guise, thank youa ll so much for everyone who came today!
#92 to #90 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/26/2014) [-]
**stabbedinthecrotch rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at Read Description pls **

Can't eat armor, too much iron.
Don't want to eat the Japanese fellow, I'll just be hungry again in 20 minutes.
Maybe we can eat this instead
#87 to #79 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/26/2014) [-]
Good Morning, Join us for breakfast!
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#63 to #62 - hulonation (01/26/2014) [-]
m'lady
*tips fedora*
User avatar #66 to #63 - meganheartz (01/26/2014) [-]
Doesn't know how to react to that. Do I follow the rules of the internet or stay strong to my countries' values...

Well thank you!
#71 to #66 - hulonation (01/26/2014) [-]
Do whatever you want but its a great thing to see girls on funnyjunk
and im not you stereotypical guy and ill be the one in the kitchen '3'


pls love me.
User avatar #77 to #71 - meganheartz (01/26/2014) [-]
Well I'm not usually that kind of girl whose like HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME, hence why I had it in spoilers.

But yeah we could hang out and stuff, what are your interests.
User avatar #65 to #45 - moondanny (01/26/2014) [-]
Nooo
lol
#109 to #45 - THISISNOTFUNNY (01/26/2014) [-]
OHH the HUMANITY.
OHH the HUMANITY.
#74 to #45 - pridefulmatthew ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
What have you done?!?!?!
What have you done?!?!?!
#116 to #45 - canadiangypsy (01/26/2014) [-]
YOU MONSTER!
YOU MONSTER!
User avatar #118 to #116 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/26/2014) [-]
Read further buddy, I fixed it and made breakfast for everyone
#123 to #118 - canadiangypsy (01/26/2014) [-]
Tis a glorious you hath concocted brethren. I apologize for my sudden outburst.
User avatar #125 to #123 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/26/2014) [-]
May you experience a thumbsplosion
Namaste
#55 to #45 - newdevyx (01/26/2014) [-]
Canadian's FW they see that picture.
User avatar #154 - bloodynose (01/26/2014) [-]
As a Canadian I can confirm that the Antler party is the way to go.
User avatar #157 to #154 - richardastley (01/26/2014) [-]
**** you, hoser. Beaver Tail Party will rise and reign supreme!
User avatar #158 to #157 - bloodynose (01/26/2014) [-]
Sorry friend, i've already had like 12 molson and 2 shots of maple syrup. Oh **** yeah bud gonna go for a rip
User avatar #159 to #158 - richardastley (01/26/2014) [-]
Don't forget your daily dose of moose piss! Everybody knows we can't live without that!
User avatar #160 to #159 - bloodynose (01/26/2014) [-]
See? Antler party does have some benefits
User avatar #162 to #160 - richardastley (01/26/2014) [-]
The idea of covering moose piss with tax money is nice, but I really like the Beaver Tails' ideas of discounting Molson Canadian in negative correlation with maple syrup stocks. It really helps the middle guy and the poor buddy.
User avatar #163 to #162 - bloodynose (01/26/2014) [-]
I absolutely agree friend. I propose we start a moose-piss and Beaver tail national stockpile, and begin mass exporting them to support developing Canadian businesses
User avatar #165 to #163 - richardastley (01/26/2014) [-]
Agreed, guy. We all know Home Hardware, Justin Bieber and Husky Energy wouldn't have gotten their start with their own personal stockpiles of said supplies.
User avatar #169 to #165 - manofbacontits (01/26/2014) [-]
What the **** just happened? Was that a Canadian internet fight?
#184 - anon (01/26/2014) [-]
Complete with the unfunny reply to the funny part! Great.
User avatar #171 - metacobalion (01/26/2014) [-]
I like tumblr posts. because everyone on tumblr is so stupid that we can laugh at their stupidity.
User avatar #173 to #171 - Marker ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
I think the only thing I don't like about Tumblr is their comment/reply system. If a thread gets too bug you'll have to scroll up and down just to see who said what.
User avatar #175 to #173 - malinko ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
Marker is very passionate about this issue.

User avatar #174 to #173 - Marker ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
big*
#167 - tornadomad (01/26/2014) [-]
What about your actual god?
User avatar #187 - tittylovin (01/26/2014) [-]
I can't believe this made it to the top of the front page.
#43 - hoeschy (01/26/2014) [-]
**hoeschy rolled a random image posted in comment #465497 at Friendly ** Canadas president
User avatar #98 to #43 - gigety (01/26/2014) [-]
I figured it was the ******* god of mischievousness
User avatar #13 - monswine (01/26/2014) [-]
For all you Americans out there who never took parliamentary science courses: The function of President is Head of State and also of the Armed Forces. The Function of the Prime Minister is head of government. The distinction between head of state and head of government is that one directs the creation of policy and is elected by being the leader of the majority party currently in office (usually, sometimes they can refuse or a coalition is created). While the other is more of a ceremonial role who receives foreign dignitaries, delivers awards, etc. In Canada the monarch is Head of State. Because our monarch is also the monarch of the UK their role is fulfilled by their representative: the Governor General. The Governor General is also the de facto head of the armed forces. Thanks to the constitution and hundreds of years of precedent the role of the monarch is nearly entirely symbolic. While they hold the power to shut down government and veto bills as an added check to a potentially run away parliament these powers are almost never used and result in enormous public debate whenever they are exercised. Since I am not a monarchist (I think it costs a little too much money, and as a french canadian I have no love for England) I would prefer that rather than being an appointed figurehead we could have an elected homegrown head of state. Not anything as silly as a hereditary monarchy of Canada.
User avatar #16 to #13 - dunkleosteus (01/26/2014) [-]
Is it bad that I'd rather have an old royal family as our head of state than an elected official simply because it sounds cooler?
User avatar #17 to #16 - monswine (01/26/2014) [-]
Nah, in general a majority of Canadians agree with you.
User avatar #25 to #13 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
same system in australia/newzealand
User avatar #26 to #25 - monswine (01/26/2014) [-]
yep. Same system as the whole Commonwealth of Nations (except South Africa). Constitutional Monarchy, now with extra democracy! So when are you guys gonna kick the whole ''Queen'' thing like India did? Last I heard it was being considered for after the old lady bites it. Any truth to the rumors?
User avatar #70 to #13 - catburglarpenis (01/26/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ, it's uncanny! That's the exact same system of government as the one I made up in my headjust now..
User avatar #202 to #13 - TidusSloan (01/26/2014) [-]
i think canada will break off relations with the crown but i dont think the UK would ever do it because they make so much money off of it.
User avatar #14 to #13 - failtolawl (01/26/2014) [-]
look, we aren't retarded. Go to tumblr if you want to explain the fairly generic government system in Canada to somebody that is attention whorey/uneducated enough to pay attention.
User avatar #15 to #14 - monswine (01/26/2014) [-]
Oh dang, it appears I forgot to mention that the closes equivalent Americans have to a Prime Minister would be the Speaker of the House. All information is essentially useless to those who already possess it.
User avatar #193 - aaronsalsa (01/26/2014) [-]
Tumblr posts themselves aren't that bad, its the actual websites community that is complete cancer. Tumblr gained a lot of popularity among hipsters when it was discovered a few while Facebook was receiving plenty of hype. So Tumblr received numerous registers of emo hipster girls and wannabes.

Now that Tumblr is more popular we can see that it has users just like us who thrive off of puns and word play. And throw in funny references here and there. But I think what bugs most people about Tumblr posts and the comments in general is their users need to really butcher the joke. As in, there is a chain of funny jokes and people will comment 5 times of "Oh god that was funny", or "If you know what I mean", or even worse is "My sides". We are smart enough to get the joke without those comments you know? We tend to hate "If you know what I mean on FunnyJunk as well, because we are treated as if the joke is too much for us, so when a post has something like that...we are turned away.

This is all just my opinion, TL;DR Tumblr community can be cancer, posts aren't bad, but most comments on funny threads treat you like you don't understand the joke
#210 to #193 - thempc (01/26/2014) [-]
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User avatar #192 - TrickyTehDj (01/26/2014) [-]
"OMG I AM LIKE 1000% DONE GET OUT"
User avatar #182 - RomanR (01/26/2014) [-]
did you just
#179 - wilfredfanforever (01/26/2014) [-]
And this is Canada's ex air force pilot.
And this is Canada's ex air force pilot.
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