Canada's military. Hi. verizon 9: 54 AM Our military has it' s active and dormant stages. it there' s a serious call to war we grow exponentially to an impressi Canada military
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verizon 9: 54 AM
Our military has it' s active and dormant stages. it
there' s a serious call to war we grow exponentially
to an impressively large amount. For example,
during WWII we entered with a relatively small force
compared to other militaries. By the end (itl
remember correctly) we had the third largest allied
air force, third largest allied navy, and one of the
most feared and successful ground forces. Pretty
much, we get big when it counts, like a dick. A great
big dick powered by maple syrup and universal
healthcare.
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rhetoricalfunny (8 hours ago)
I love this analogy.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#23 - doctorprofessornv
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And America is always rock hard
User avatar #47 to #23 - redlarva **User deleted account**
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Rock hard down below in comparison to Candada
#55 to #23 - anon id: ebcf2fb2
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If boner does not go down in 4 hours, contact your doctor.
((please don't make me spoil the joke by having to insert posible results from having a boner for too long))
#78 to #23 - datmine
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User avatar #82 to #23 - guicosta
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America is like a supersized hard dick, it's cool and all, everybody talk's about it and everybody love it until they get invaded by said dick and there's no foreplay nor strategy, just massive destruction and panic.
#85 to #82 - anon id: 3c830008
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***** thats excitement. I just freedomed all over mah jimmy johns!
User avatar #33 to #23 - iamcanadian
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I'd say you should get that checked out
but uh..
that involves HEALTHCARE
User avatar #49 to #33 - slayerea
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why does this not have more likes
User avatar #53 to #49 - SergeantPWN
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Because this isn't Facebook.
User avatar #36 - useroftheLOLZ
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Seriously love my Canadian neighbors, love Canada, and love moose jerky, but literally, the only reason why they can have such a small military, and not have to worry so much, is because of America. Literally, it's because of America rocking with it's cock out, 24/7, that Canada doesn't have to worry, because what America and Canada can do is tag team the hoes. So while America is doing all the foreplay, it's stalling so that Canada can get hard enough to do the main, double penetration scene.
User avatar #60 to #36 - ninjafaggots
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You're my favorite person on FJ right now.
#76 to #36 - anon id: 9167b362
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Actually even without America we would be fine. I mean, obv the alliance is much appreciated, but we also have alliances with half the world. And our alliance to Britain is stronger than ours to the states.
#105 to #76 - anon id: cc6560ac
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Who is Britain and Europe asking for help in the Ukraine situation?
User avatar #86 to #36 - douevensax
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Please....Continue.
User avatar #94 to #36 - pocketstooheavy
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Well, it's not just America that would back us up. It would be the rest of the world. See, we haven't actively grown a hatred from the rest of the world and all of Europe likes us still.
User avatar #37 to #36 - nibbero
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I love this analogy.
User avatar #68 to #36 - rhetoricalfunny
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This analogy is only getting better.
#14 - thunderpony
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I love being Canadian and seeing Canada posts.
I love being Canadian and seeing Canada posts.
#20 to #14 - xboxmeow
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Hell ******* yes
#24 to #20 - dillybilly
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I think we all do
#57 to #14 - doctorstein
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It must be nice, actually being complemented when your country shows up, rather than wrongfully insulted no matter what stance it takes.
User avatar #62 to #57 - metalmind
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(03/18/2014) [-]
"wrongfully".
The problem is that you actually believe that.
How blind are you?
User avatar #64 to #62 - doctorstein
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How blind are you, that you believe that my country is any worse than yours. Just because things are different here doesn't mean your country is good and mine blows. What do you think is so bad about my country anyway?
User avatar #65 to #64 - metalmind
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Well, to start of, when it comes to warmongoring, Germany is not the most innocent country.
But the things about your country are:
- high corruption for a western country
- Americans brag about the high average wage, even though it's only achieved by incredible amounts of debt
- disregard for other countries
- the whole #1 ****, even though the only things where you're first are things like total debt, total GDP, not per Person, and negative things.
- the people (and this is a big one)
- that it's pretty uneducated for a western country
- the incredible inequality
I will complete this list later, but I'm hungry, and I still have to cook my dinner.
User avatar #66 to #65 - doctorstein
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1. Corruption varies so much, and I don't see it at all where I live (Northern Florida)
2. I have never heard an American brag about high wages, it sounds like ******** to me.
3. We might not consider every country, but we definitely regard countries such as Canada, Korea(South and True), Russia, etc.
4. What we consider to be "#1" Is a high regard for our accomplishments, not a feeling of actual superiority.
5. That makes you sound like such an asshole. I mean, what if someone just walked up to you and said, " I hate your face, so I disagree with everything you stand for"? Just stop with that ****.
6. Yeah, education is a problem. I'll give you that one.
7. I have never seen any inequality, I could better address that comment if you specified any type of ethnicity, nationality, etc.

TL;DR: I agree with one point in that entire list, and most of it is just you being an asshole. It mostly sounds like you're jumping on the "HURR DURR AHMURRIKA SUX" bandwagon.
User avatar #88 to #66 - douevensax
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Holy crap education is going down the crapper.
I love this country, but I feel we are at a low.
I agree with you a good amount.
I feel there's some corruption going on, but every country has it.
Never heard anyone brag about the wage as well.
The #1 stuff, either sarcasm or a specific category. Only some believe America is truly better than all countries in all ways, and they generally are stupid.
#75 to #66 - anon id: 32c30399
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Our country has a monetary inequality, race inequality, and gender inequality.

The "American Dream" is basically you working your ass off for money, in a lot of countries, there isn't such a large gap between Poorest, and richest person. (dis-counting homeless, and tribal/native populations)

You know how if you call a black person a ******/negro/ whatever racist name.. you get in serious trouble(could) but on the opposite scope it takes a lot of effort to peg a black man for the same thought/ crime. There are special funds for black people to get in colleges white people dont have a race related fund.

Women have the feminist movement. women fought for equality but now they want more than just simple equality they want to feel better. Yet they have the same bones, same skin, and the capacity to increase muscle mass just as a man can. But if you punch a woman, even if she hit you first. Guess who gets more in trouble, or more likely to get in trouble? For a land of equality we lack.
User avatar #91 to #75 - meganinja
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Lol, if those are your basis for inequality, just look at **** like Germany. Middle Easterners and other minorities are flooding their country, and nobody does anything about it. Germany in particular doesn't do anything so they don't seem racist. Compared to America, America is much less oppressed in that regard.
#40 - klina
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I am swelled with Canadian pride.   
   
I'm not even from Canada.
I am swelled with Canadian pride.

I'm not even from Canada.
#48 to #40 - keepyourselfalive
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User avatar #7 - mightypoggers
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Canadians brought their bikes to france in WW2 for better mobility. funfact.
#12 to #7 - icedmantwo
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Somewhere out there is this image captioned with "Kill Germans Pop Rad Wheelies"
#35 to #12 - anon id: 625a646a
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ON IT BOSS
#3 - unoriginalposter
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Canada stop being a dick.
#73 - theguywhoaskswhy
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#84 to #73 - acerose
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It's not free, you just pay part of everyone's instead of all of your own.
User avatar #98 to #84 - syconess
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the very small amount we pay goes unnoticed.
User avatar #101 to #98 - wellimnotsure
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small.....lolololol
User avatar #102 to #101 - syconess
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the amount of cock jokes in this posts comments are to damn high. lol
User avatar #97 to #84 - mangostormlegend
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Ah...I love Socialism...
#71 - thegrimgenius
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What a sorry force.
#67 - jogoto
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>sees canadian content
>swells with pride
#77 to #67 - stolenusername
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Are you ******* serious Canada always gets mentioned it's not even special anymore.
Are you ******* serious Canada always gets mentioned it's not even special anymore.
User avatar #93 to #77 - pocketstooheavy
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Canada posts are ALWAYS special.
User avatar #27 - colonelroymustang
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I don't want this to be misconstrued as bigotry, being as I'm American. But, I must ask out of curiosity: What's with Canadian posts on the internet in recent years? There's a disproportionate number of patriotic, Canadian posts for a country with such a small population.
#39 to #27 - whyunofeellucky
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There are a button of people in BC and Ontario who use the internet, its natural that we wander into this site.
User avatar #92 to #27 - Gandalfthewhite
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i prefer Canadians being everywhere than them ******* Scandinaviaphilles, i mean seriously people need to pull their tongues out of Scandinavia's arsehole
User avatar #34 to #27 - cabbageman
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I really don't get it either... even as a Canadian, I feel this is getting out of hand (Especially those damn "SORRY" posts... they're so overused at this point that it's just starting to get annoying)

inb4 sorry
#43 to #34 - pallypal
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Sorry eh bud. You can come to my igloo in Newfoundland if you like and we'll go polar bear huntin, I need some more fat for my grease oven anyhow.

Maybe a bit of harpoonin the great whites eh? Little casual fishin and toss back some molson canadian. Sounds like a plan.
User avatar #52 to #43 - folkflunky
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Don't forget to bring all the maple syrup, eh.