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Canada's military

verizon 9: 54 AM
Our military has it' s active and dormant stages. it
there' s a serious call to war we grow exponentially
to an impressively large amount. For example,
during WWII we entered with a relatively small force
compared to other militaries. By the end (itl
remember correctly) we had the third largest allied
air force, third largest allied navy, and one of the
most feared and successful ground forces. Pretty
much, we get big when it counts, like a dick. A great
big dick powered by maple syrup and universal
healthcare.
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I love this analogy.
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User avatar #36 - useroftheLOLZ (03/18/2014) [-]
Seriously love my Canadian neighbors, love Canada, and love moose jerky, but literally, the only reason why they can have such a small military, and not have to worry so much, is because of America. Literally, it's because of America rocking with it's cock out, 24/7, that Canada doesn't have to worry, because what America and Canada can do is tag team the hoes. So while America is doing all the foreplay, it's stalling so that Canada can get hard enough to do the main, double penetration scene.
User avatar #60 to #36 - ninjafaggots ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
You're my favorite person on FJ right now.
User avatar #86 to #36 - douevensax (03/18/2014) [-]
Please....Continue.
User avatar #94 to #36 - pocketstooheavy ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Well, it's not just America that would back us up. It would be the rest of the world. See, we haven't actively grown a hatred from the rest of the world and all of Europe likes us still.
#76 to #36 - John Cena (03/18/2014) [-]
Actually even without America we would be fine. I mean, obv the alliance is much appreciated, but we also have alliances with half the world. And our alliance to Britain is stronger than ours to the states.
#105 to #76 - John Cena (03/18/2014) [-]
Who is Britain and Europe asking for help in the Ukraine situation?
User avatar #37 to #36 - nibbero (03/18/2014) [-]
I love this analogy.
User avatar #68 to #36 - rhetoricalfunny (03/18/2014) [-]
This analogy is only getting better.
#23 - doctorprofessornv (03/18/2014) [-]
And America is always rock hard
User avatar #47 to #23 - redlarva **User deleted account** (03/18/2014) [-]
Rock hard down below in comparison to Candada
#55 to #23 - John Cena (03/18/2014) [-]
If boner does not go down in 4 hours, contact your doctor.
((please don't make me spoil the joke by having to insert posible results from having a boner for too long))
#82 to #23 - guicosta (03/18/2014) [-]
America is like a supersized hard dick, it's cool and all, everybody talk's about it and everybody love it until they get invaded by said dick and there's no foreplay nor strategy, just massive destruction and panic.
#85 to #82 - John Cena (03/18/2014) [-]
***** thats excitement. I just freedomed all over mah jimmy johns!
User avatar #33 to #23 - iamcanadian (03/18/2014) [-]
I'd say you should get that checked out
but uh..
that involves HEALTHCARE
User avatar #49 to #33 - slayerea (03/18/2014) [-]
why does this not have more likes
User avatar #53 to #49 - SergeantPWN (03/18/2014) [-]
Because this isn't Facebook.
#14 - thunderpony (03/18/2014) [-]
I love being Canadian and seeing Canada posts.
I love being Canadian and seeing Canada posts.
#24 to #20 - dillybilly (03/18/2014) [-]
I think we all do
#57 to #14 - doctorstein (03/18/2014) [-]
It must be nice, actually being complemented when your country shows up, rather than wrongfully insulted no matter what stance it takes.
User avatar #62 to #57 - metalmind (03/18/2014) [-]
"wrongfully".
The problem is that you actually believe that.
How blind are you?
User avatar #64 to #62 - doctorstein (03/18/2014) [-]
How blind are you, that you believe that my country is any worse than yours. Just because things are different here doesn't mean your country is good and mine blows. What do you think is so bad about my country anyway?
User avatar #65 to #64 - metalmind (03/18/2014) [-]
Well, to start of, when it comes to warmongoring, Germany is not the most innocent country.
But the things about your country are:
- high corruption for a western country
- Americans brag about the high average wage, even though it's only achieved by incredible amounts of debt
- disregard for other countries
- the whole #1 **** , even though the only things where you're first are things like total debt, total GDP, not per Person, and negative things.
- the people (and this is a big one)
- that it's pretty uneducated for a western country
- the incredible inequality
I will complete this list later, but I'm hungry, and I still have to cook my dinner.
User avatar #66 to #65 - doctorstein (03/18/2014) [-]
1. Corruption varies so much, and I don't see it at all where I live (Northern Florida)
2. I have never heard an American brag about high wages, it sounds like ******** to me.
3. We might not consider every country, but we definitely regard countries such as Canada, Korea(South and True), Russia, etc.
4. What we consider to be "#1" Is a high regard for our accomplishments, not a feeling of actual superiority.
5. That makes you sound like such an asshole. I mean, what if someone just walked up to you and said, " I hate your face, so I disagree with everything you stand for"? Just stop with that **** .
6. Yeah, education is a problem. I'll give you that one.
7. I have never seen any inequality, I could better address that comment if you specified any type of ethnicity, nationality, etc.

TL;DR: I agree with one point in that entire list, and most of it is just you being an asshole. It mostly sounds like you're jumping on the "HURR DURR AHMURRIKA SUX" bandwagon.
User avatar #88 to #66 - douevensax (03/18/2014) [-]
Holy crap education is going down the crapper.
I love this country, but I feel we are at a low.
I agree with you a good amount.
I feel there's some corruption going on, but every country has it.
Never heard anyone brag about the wage as well.
The #1 stuff, either sarcasm or a specific category. Only some believe America is truly better than all countries in all ways, and they generally are stupid.
#75 to #66 - John Cena (03/18/2014) [-]
Our country has a monetary inequality, race inequality, and gender inequality.

The "American Dream" is basically you working your ass off for money, in a lot of countries, there isn't such a large gap between Poorest, and richest person. (dis-counting homeless, and tribal/native populations)

You know how if you call a black person a ****** /negro/ whatever racist name.. you get in serious trouble(could) but on the opposite scope it takes a lot of effort to peg a black man for the same thought/ crime. There are special funds for black people to get in colleges white people dont have a race related fund.

Women have the feminist movement. women fought for equality but now they want more than just simple equality they want to feel better. Yet they have the same bones, same skin, and the capacity to increase muscle mass just as a man can. But if you punch a woman, even if she hit you first. Guess who gets more in trouble, or more likely to get in trouble? For a land of equality we lack.
User avatar #91 to #75 - meganinja (03/18/2014) [-]
Lol, if those are your basis for inequality, just look at **** like Germany. Middle Easterners and other minorities are flooding their country, and nobody does anything about it. Germany in particular doesn't do anything so they don't seem racist. Compared to America, America is much less oppressed in that regard.
#40 - klina (03/18/2014) [-]
I am swelled with Canadian pride.   
   
I'm not even from Canada.
I am swelled with Canadian pride.

I'm not even from Canada.
#71 - thegrimgenius (03/18/2014) [-]
What a sorry force.
#3 - unoriginalposter (03/18/2014) [-]
Canada stop being a dick.
#59 - crazycommando (03/18/2014) [-]
aaaaw yis, Maple Syrup Land !!
aaaaw yis, Maple Syrup Land !!
User avatar #27 - colonelroymustang (03/18/2014) [-]
I don't want this to be misconstrued as bigotry, being as I'm American. But, I must ask out of curiosity: What's with Canadian posts on the internet in recent years? There's a disproportionate number of patriotic, Canadian posts for a country with such a small population.
#39 to #27 - whyunofeellucky (03/18/2014) [-]
There are a button of people in BC and Ontario who use the internet, its natural that we wander into this site.
User avatar #92 to #27 - Gandalfthewhite ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
i prefer Canadians being everywhere than them ******* Scandinaviaphilles, i mean seriously people need to pull their tongues out of Scandinavia's arsehole
User avatar #34 to #27 - cabbageman (03/18/2014) [-]
I really don't get it either... even as a Canadian, I feel this is getting out of hand (Especially those damn "SORRY" posts... they're so overused at this point that it's just starting to get annoying)

inb4 sorry
#43 to #34 - pallypal ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Sorry eh bud. You can come to my igloo in Newfoundland if you like and we'll go polar bear huntin, I need some more fat for my grease oven anyhow.

Maybe a bit of harpoonin the great whites eh? Little casual fishin and toss back some molson canadian. Sounds like a plan.
User avatar #52 to #43 - folkflunky (03/18/2014) [-]
Don't forget to bring all the maple syrup, eh.
User avatar #7 - mightypoggers (03/18/2014) [-]
Canadians brought their bikes to france in WW2 for better mobility. funfact.
#12 to #7 - icedmantwo (03/18/2014) [-]
Somewhere out there is this image captioned with "Kill Germans Pop Rad Wheelies"
#35 to #12 - John Cena (03/18/2014) [-]
ON IT BOSS
#84 to #73 - acerose (03/18/2014) [-]
It's not free, you just pay part of everyone's instead of all of your own.
User avatar #98 to #84 - syconess (03/18/2014) [-]
the very small amount we pay goes unnoticed.
User avatar #101 to #98 - wellimnotsure (03/18/2014) [-]
small.....lolololol
User avatar #102 to #101 - syconess (03/18/2014) [-]
the amount of cock jokes in this posts comments are to damn high. lol
User avatar #97 to #84 - mangostormlegend (03/18/2014) [-]
Ah...I love Socialism...
#67 - jogoto (03/18/2014) [-]
>sees canadian content
>swells with pride
#77 to #67 - stolenusername (03/18/2014) [-]
Are you 			*******		 serious Canada always gets mentioned it's not even special anymore.
Are you ******* serious Canada always gets mentioned it's not even special anymore.
User avatar #93 to #77 - pocketstooheavy ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Canada posts are ALWAYS special.
#2 - reginleif (03/17/2014) [-]
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pic related is what powers my dick.
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#1 - kotetsulovesfj (03/17/2014) [-]
Me when I saw this post about 20 minutes ago.
Me when I saw this post about 20 minutes ago.
#69 - learmy (03/18/2014) [-]
British has all the badassery during WW2 under the commands of Winston Churchill. The credits should go to British but not the US. The problem of world history just now is the American hijacked all the credits on the war in Europe but they just participated in 1944, and just after being attacked by the Japs. British in the other hand has more contributions to the history. British were fighting Germans since 1940. i think British deserve more respect than Americans because they were from the begining anti-nazis. Russians also played a big role in the east where they defeated massive German forces. Americans came near the end when it didnt matter anymore, everybody (Nazis, Soviet, Italy) were exhausted. because the British and Soviets would defeat the Germans anyway. Why do Americans love to come at the end of Wars and take all the credit? It is not a fair fights. they did it in ww1 and ww2.
#70 to #69 - kingderps (03/18/2014) [-]
If it wasn't for the US dropping the bombs on japan, their brains would have never grown to their massive size from the radiation and the whole world would be behind technologically. US = MVP.
User avatar #83 to #69 - averagemcgee (03/18/2014) [-]
And how exactly was Britain gonna take back all of Europe? You said it yourself, you guys were ****** over after years of fighting, you couldn't have taken back france, let alone push into Germany on your own. Then, even if you could, what of the Japanese? Would Britian then send all of their troops to Asia, and assault Japan? And you still think you'd win?

Also, the Russians weren't your friends. If it wasn't for the US coming in, and stopping the Russians, they would have happily kept advancing west into Europe, and that wouldn't have been good at all.

The United States almost single handily defeated the Japanese menace, and stopped the Russians from advancing into your precious Europe.
#87 to #69 - John Cena (03/18/2014) [-]
Britain, before Churchill, practiced a policy of appeasement to Hitler. Thank God for Churchill because if it wasn't for him, Britain would have gotten ****** . America was practicing a Lend and Lease policy to give Britain armaments and resources. Britain was THE last leg of the Allies before America jumped in. If you would have been speaking about WW1, I'd agree. The Brits deserve more respect for that. But for WW2, if it was not for America, the Allies would have been ****** from the get-go. And I'll also throw out that Russia should get major props, more-so than Britain, for turning the tide at Stalingrad. Also, America entered in 1941, 2 years into a war that ended in 1945. Get your goddamn facts straight before you jump into something you know nothing about.
User avatar #107 to #69 - thewrasler (03/18/2014) [-]
You forget that Germany had Great Britain backed into a corner right? Not saying that the US single handedly saved the British, but definitely brought them back into the fight. Also, the US was put in charge of all Allied operations. The US took the brunt of the fire from D-Day, which allowed the Allies to force the Germans to fight a defensive two-front war, with their territory shrinking until Russia was able to take Berlin, with the Western Allies not too far behind. Great Britain did a great deal for the war effort, but the US and USSR did the most to win the war, which is why they were the only superpowers during the Cold War
#99 to #69 - meganinja (03/18/2014) [-]
>Implying the UK made that many contributions to WWII   
   
First of all, the USA AND the USSR came in the same year, 1941.  Secondly, just because the American troops weren't fighting in Europe, doesn't mean they weren't doing anything useful.  It's almost like you Europeans are so dense you can't even remember the name of the war itself:  WORLD WAR II.  As in, it involves the entire world.  America was dealing with Japan mostly in the first years of their war.  Oh, that's right.  Japan was an axis power.  I bet you forgot about that.  The Americans invaded North Africa, and as a joint effort with the British, pushed the Germans out.  Then, Italy was invaded.  To top it off, Americans spearheaded pretty much everything the Western Allies were doing by 1944, and was taking on the most difficult jobs for itself.   
   
Then there's the Pacific war, which the USA almost single handedly won, with some assistance from the Commonwealth, and forces from other invaded countries, such as China.  Notice how people bashing the USA's involvement in WWII never bring up the Pacific Theater.  I've never known if it's purposely done to intentionally give less credit to the USA, or because Europeans are so engulfed in themselves, so massively narcisistic,  that they forget that there's more to the Planet Earth than just Europe.  I don't know.   
   
And the Soviets did arguably the same amount as the Americans did.  The Soviets used masses upon masses of troops that were thrown at the Germans.  Their military was extremely inefficient at first, granted, which caused massive casualties on their side, but as the war dragged on, the Soviets manned the 			****		 up and got their 			****		 together.   
   
Say the war would have been lost without the British all you want, but America would have taken Japan either way.  Russia wouldn't have given 2 			*****		 about you guys not being in the war either.  If America still needed to invade Europe if the Soviets were struggling, then America could have invaded North Africa.
>Implying the UK made that many contributions to WWII

First of all, the USA AND the USSR came in the same year, 1941. Secondly, just because the American troops weren't fighting in Europe, doesn't mean they weren't doing anything useful. It's almost like you Europeans are so dense you can't even remember the name of the war itself: WORLD WAR II. As in, it involves the entire world. America was dealing with Japan mostly in the first years of their war. Oh, that's right. Japan was an axis power. I bet you forgot about that. The Americans invaded North Africa, and as a joint effort with the British, pushed the Germans out. Then, Italy was invaded. To top it off, Americans spearheaded pretty much everything the Western Allies were doing by 1944, and was taking on the most difficult jobs for itself.

Then there's the Pacific war, which the USA almost single handedly won, with some assistance from the Commonwealth, and forces from other invaded countries, such as China. Notice how people bashing the USA's involvement in WWII never bring up the Pacific Theater. I've never known if it's purposely done to intentionally give less credit to the USA, or because Europeans are so engulfed in themselves, so massively narcisistic, that they forget that there's more to the Planet Earth than just Europe. I don't know.

And the Soviets did arguably the same amount as the Americans did. The Soviets used masses upon masses of troops that were thrown at the Germans. Their military was extremely inefficient at first, granted, which caused massive casualties on their side, but as the war dragged on, the Soviets manned the **** up and got their **** together.

Say the war would have been lost without the British all you want, but America would have taken Japan either way. Russia wouldn't have given 2 ***** about you guys not being in the war either. If America still needed to invade Europe if the Soviets were struggling, then America could have invaded North Africa.
User avatar #89 to #69 - Gandalfthewhite ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
As much as i love to make Britain look like the best ******* land in the world, i do have to say that the war was a joint effort. While the US came in a bit late, you can't deny that without their aid before this we would have been far too ****** to carry on and the same goes for russia
#29 - John Cena (03/18/2014) [-]
canada, third wheel of the allied powers
User avatar #28 - PgFalcon (03/18/2014) [-]
So Canada is America's donger?
User avatar #95 to #28 - pocketstooheavy ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
I like to think of it as the other way around.
#104 - John Cena (03/18/2014) [-]
i vacationed in montreal once and people were very rude i dont know where the friendly canadian stereotype comes from
User avatar #103 - brenton (03/18/2014) [-]
Read: Canada is a dick
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