Canada's military. Hi. verizon 9: 54 AM Our military has it' s active and dormant stages. it there' s a serious call to war we grow exponentially to an impressi Canada military
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Canada's military

Hi

verizon 9: 54 AM
Our military has it' s active and dormant stages. it
there' s a serious call to war we grow exponentially
to an impressively large amount. For example,
during WWII we entered with a relatively small force
compared to other militaries. By the end (itl
remember correctly) we had the third largest allied
air force, third largest allied navy, and one of the
most feared and successful ground forces. Pretty
much, we get big when it counts, like a dick. A great
big dick powered by maple syrup and universal
healthcare.
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#23 - doctorprofessornv (03/18/2014) [+] (8 replies)
And America is always rock hard
User avatar #36 - useroftheLOLZ (03/18/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Seriously love my Canadian neighbors, love Canada, and love moose jerky, but literally, the only reason why they can have such a small military, and not have to worry so much, is because of America. Literally, it's because of America rocking with it's cock out, 24/7, that Canada doesn't have to worry, because what America and Canada can do is tag team the hoes. So while America is doing all the foreplay, it's stalling so that Canada can get hard enough to do the main, double penetration scene.
#14 - thunderpony (03/18/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I love being Canadian and seeing Canada posts.
I love being Canadian and seeing Canada posts.
#40 - klina (03/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I am swelled with Canadian pride.   
   
I'm not even from Canada.
I am swelled with Canadian pride.

I'm not even from Canada.
User avatar #7 - mightypoggers (03/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Canadians brought their bikes to france in WW2 for better mobility. funfact.
#12 to #7 - icedmantwo ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Somewhere out there is this image captioned with "Kill Germans Pop Rad Wheelies"
#3 - unoriginalposter (03/18/2014) [-]
Canada stop being a dick.
#73 - theguywhoaskswhy (03/18/2014) [+] (5 replies)
#71 - thegrimgenius (03/18/2014) [-]
What a sorry force.
#67 - jogoto (03/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>sees canadian content
>swells with pride
#27 - colonelroymustang (03/18/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I don't want this to be misconstrued as bigotry, being as I'm American. But, I must ask out of curiosity: What's with Canadian posts on the internet in recent years? There's a disproportionate number of patriotic, Canadian posts for a country with such a small population.
User avatar #34 to #27 - cabbageman (03/18/2014) [-]
I really don't get it either... even as a Canadian, I feel this is getting out of hand (Especially those damn "SORRY" posts... they're so overused at this point that it's just starting to get annoying)

inb4 sorry
#69 - learmy (03/18/2014) [+] (6 replies)
British has all the badassery during WW2 under the commands of Winston Churchill. The credits should go to British but not the US. The problem of world history just now is the American hijacked all the credits on the war in Europe but they just participated in 1944, and just after being attacked by the Japs. British in the other hand has more contributions to the history. British were fighting Germans since 1940. i think British deserve more respect than Americans because they were from the begining anti-nazis. Russians also played a big role in the east where they defeated massive German forces. Americans came near the end when it didnt matter anymore, everybody (Nazis, Soviet, Italy) were exhausted. because the British and Soviets would defeat the Germans anyway. Why do Americans love to come at the end of Wars and take all the credit? It is not a fair fights. they did it in ww1 and ww2.
User avatar #89 to #69 - Gandalfthewhite ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
As much as i love to make Britain look like the best ******* land in the world, i do have to say that the war was a joint effort. While the US came in a bit late, you can't deny that without their aid before this we would have been far too ****** to carry on and the same goes for russia
#59 - crazycommando (03/18/2014) [-]
aaaaw yis, Maple Syrup Land !!
aaaaw yis, Maple Syrup Land !!
#2 - reginleif (03/17/2014) [+] (16 replies)
**reginleif rolled a random image posted in comment #878060 at Friendly ** Damn FJ at least let me get from the Frontpage before reposting a comment :/

pic related is what powers my dick.
#8 to #2 - travrob (03/18/2014) [-]
**travrob rolled a random image posted in comment #185 at Yup ** What the hell, I'll play as well.
User avatar #30 - timbittwo (03/18/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I'd join up if a war started.
User avatar #90 to #30 - Gandalfthewhite ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
If my country (England) was being invaded or attacked then i would definitely join up. Maybe if there was a war in france too but that just depends. I mean every Grandad's 50% cooler when you know he fought in a war
User avatar #17 - Shramin (03/18/2014) [+] (4 replies)
At the start of WWII the US had one of the smallest armies in the world as well.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Shramin (03/18/2014) [-]
The war had already stated by 1940, I think you mean the war they would inevitably be dragged into.

Asian's were at war from 1937, Europe's war started in 1939.
#1 - kotetsulovesfj (03/17/2014) [-]
Me when I saw this post about 20 minutes ago.
Me when I saw this post about 20 minutes ago.
#104 - anonymous (03/18/2014) [-]
i vacationed in montreal once and people were very rude i dont know where the friendly canadian stereotype comes from
User avatar #103 - brenton (03/18/2014) [-]
Read: Canada is a dick
User avatar #28 - PgFalcon ONLINE (03/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
So Canada is America's donger?
User avatar #95 to #28 - pocketstooheavy (03/18/2014) [-]
I like to think of it as the other way around.
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