Can you. . I (. Cleverbot yeah of course I can paint your ceiling." Michelangelo scoffed to himself, "gonna paint a bunch of dudes with they dick outs on it tho
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User avatar #1 - mightypoggers (03/28/2014) [+] (6 replies)
goddamn ninja turtle
#3 - autonomous (03/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#4 - sindrifreyr (03/28/2014) [+] (28 replies)
I ******* love Michelangelo's statues of women. Its like hes never actually seen one before.
#15 - canyou (03/29/2014) [+] (2 replies)
My username is relevant!
My username is relevant!
#22 - LordFapsalot ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
#38 - massengit (03/29/2014) [-]
**massengit rolled image**
#24 - hagerusaito (03/29/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**hagerusaito rolled image** Mfw I get a painting of a bunch of dudes with their dicks out.
#55 - helenwheels (03/29/2014) [-]
To be fair. Dicks are incredibly hard to paint/ draw if you're not just doing a little obnoxious doodle.
#49 - zaizer (03/29/2014) [-]
Michelangelo is the most bad ass Renaissance artist ever because:

1. When making "La Pietat, the buyers doubted that he actually made it. Furious of this, he broke and entered the building where La Pietat was at night to put his name on the sculpture
2. The priest that pressed him on to finishing the painting of the Sistine Chapel was forever added to the painting with donkey ears by him.
3. He was tasked by the pope to make the design of the Vatican Guard, since he was tired of being taken by tailor, painter, etc. but not for a sculptor, he made the fabulous design of the Vatican Guard today
User avatar #40 - moldybreadcrumb (03/29/2014) [-]
South Park - Floppy Wiener Intro - Game of Thrones
So many weiners...
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User avatar #36 - nought (03/29/2014) [-]
"...and it's going to be a ******* masterpiece."
#32 - Ken M (03/29/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** dicks might be nice
#31 - Ken M (03/29/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Fun fact: the pope gave the job to Michelangelo at the urging of a jealous rival who wanted to humiliate him. He thought Mikey was so good at sculpture he had to be **** at painting, so this would be a monumental cock-up that would haunt him forever and finally knock him out of the pope's favor. Unfortunately for him Michelangelo knew this and decided to ******* nail it!
#23 - regmar (03/29/2014) [-]
**regmar rolls 482**
#18 - commandershephard (03/29/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#17 - Ken M (03/29/2014) [-]
******* faggot stole this tweet. His entire twitter is nothing but stolen tweets. Nothing against op I'm just saying this CleverTP is a fag.
User avatar #12 - IamSofaKingdom (03/29/2014) [-]
In the original painting he actually had gods bare butt directly over where the speaker would be, because he really didn't want to paint the ceiling but they made him. During prayer the speaker would look straight up so every time he did he would see God's butt.
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