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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #22 - phanact
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(07/03/2014) [-]
You can't, so don't even try.
User avatar #26 to #22 - ultimatedickmunch
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(07/03/2014) [-]
no homo
#30 - mckinkymcormic
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(07/03/2014) [-]
i made a gif for phanact tha i'm sure he has forgotten about.   
   
i made a gif   
   
for phanact   
   
how is that not the equivalent to sucking dick.
i made a gif for phanact tha i'm sure he has forgotten about.

i made a gif

for phanact

how is that not the equivalent to sucking dick.
User avatar #35 - gingebro
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(07/03/2014) [-]
one late night i was staying up late fapping to actual horse porn when i heard a snap from the bush outside, I looked out and saw a small and weak phanact trying to escape when i found him. i quickly pulled him inside of my abode and tied him to my bedpost. Thus it begins. with my already raging boner i rip off his skimpy clothes and ran my cock through his ass crack basking in it's warmth. i then slowly pushed my cock inside of his body hearing the pleasured whimpers i began to thrust quickly making him scream. as i began this i started to squeezed his rock hard cock feeling the veins inside of it, i began to pull on it making him yelp as i started to give him a handjob, a rough.hard. handjob. each thrus i made into his ass made him scream while hs cock was being drained of all fluids i captured them into a bucket for later use. i felt myself cumming and pushed as far into his ass as i could manage and i came buckets. i heard him vomit up semen as i pushed through his mouth and nose. i then collected those in my c(h)um bucket. as the poor phanact lay there heaving i untied him and let him rest for my next test. 5 minutes later i woke him up with a hard spank to the ass leaving him raw. i then assumed the position and felt his glorious 11 inch cock penetrate me with a vengeance while a yowled with pleasure. every time he thrusted i would yowl and beg for more while i started to bleed. when he came i made him pull out so i could collect te semen in my bucket. after all was done i went on my knees and vacuum sucked that mutha ***** ridding him of any more semen as i collected it. i licked up his thighs, stomach and chest until i was kissing him hard on the mouth and began to finger his bloody anus, i lay the phanact down in my bed and kissed it goodnight as i refrigerated the bucket of semen for my protein shakes so i could continually have him inside of me as i relished the beautiful night. THE END
User avatar #28 - insertsfunnyname
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(07/03/2014) [-]
I keep hoping one of One Direction will turn out gay and come and sweep me of my feet.
User avatar #16 - xEatMyBaconator
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(07/03/2014) [-]
I jerk off homeless guys and collect there sperm then later have a bath in it and spread my asshole open so it all slips in there then i **** myself with a dildo.

I also ****** your dad to
#8 - krazy_kid286
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Bonus points for being a fur fag too?
#7 - sinery
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(07/03/2014) [-]
May I have my text now?
#25 - ashedust
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(07/03/2014) [-]
I want a loving wife and family. Sex isn't even a top priority.   
   
 Reverse psychology *************! Make it work!
I want a loving wife and family. Sex isn't even a top priority.

Reverse psychology *************! Make it work!
User avatar #24 - bestfoxgirl
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Phanact is a definition of 'gay', you would have to be more like phanact than phanact

Nice try, Admin senpei~ <3
#11 - jebrado
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(07/03/2014) [-]
That just cant be done. I went to the beach with a few friends friends, and among them was a gay couple. At one point, one of the men's &quot;girlfriends&quot; jumped on his back. then he screamed &quot;OH MY GOD GET THAT GROSS ******* VAGINA AWAY FROM ME! YOU NEED TO GROW A BIG BLACK DICK AND **** ME IN THE ASS UNTIL I CANT WALK!!!!&quot; To which his boyfriend laughed and then they made out for like 5 minutes. Oh, i forgot to mention that we were on a very crowded beach covered with families and their young children. Needless to say i refuse to associate with those people anymore. And THAT wasn't even as gay as phanact.   
   
Tl;DR gay man asks to be ****** by black dick, while on busy family beach. still not as gay as phanact
That just cant be done. I went to the beach with a few friends friends, and among them was a gay couple. At one point, one of the men's "girlfriends" jumped on his back. then he screamed "OH MY GOD GET THAT GROSS ******* VAGINA AWAY FROM ME! YOU NEED TO GROW A BIG BLACK DICK AND **** ME IN THE ASS UNTIL I CANT WALK!!!!" To which his boyfriend laughed and then they made out for like 5 minutes. Oh, i forgot to mention that we were on a very crowded beach covered with families and their young children. Needless to say i refuse to associate with those people anymore. And THAT wasn't even as gay as phanact.

Tl;DR gay man asks to be ****** by black dick, while on busy family beach. still not as gay as phanact
User avatar #23 to #11 - phanact
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Nope