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smlsbrgnbrgn (12/24/2015) [-] I think it was to coagulate the blood man, he was loosing too much and the bleeding had to stop
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afireinsidebrad (12/24/2015) [-]
he was trying to intensify the pain he was feeling, with for the dark side, increases your power somewhat
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smlsbrgnbrgn (12/24/2015) [-] It could also be that he was having another bitch moment. It was well established that he doesn't cope well with anger, and at this point he's even more of an emotional mess than ever
**** , it may be all of these. because they all inda make sense
**** , it may be all of these. because they all inda make sense
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afireinsidebrad (12/24/2015) [-]
yeah, kinda does, im glad that there isnt alot of bitching about him as a character though, i really like the idea of someone who is completely obsessed with Vader, trying to be him, but utterly failing to do so, leaving them unstable and prone to fits of anger
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smlsbrgnbrgn (12/24/2015) [-] I don't think hes trying to be Vader, like he said, it thinks hes trying to finish what he started, in a sense of someone who was chosen by the light and turned completely to the dark side, but in episode 6 Vader turned back to the light. So i think what kylo wants its to complete what he started in a way of turning completely to the dark side wihtout going back
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afireinsidebrad (12/24/2015) [-]
possibly, motivations are hard to read right now with so little info, but remember when Ren resisted him and mentioned that he'd never be as powerful as Vader, and he was like OH **** , that tells me he is trying to be him in terms of power and only believes the dark side will allow him to be that powerful, probably thanks to Snoke, who i think (and hope) will be Darth Pelagius the Wise
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smlsbrgnbrgn (12/24/2015) [-] It could also be, that when you lose to much blood you can pass out, he could also be hitting himself to provoke pain and make more adrenaline
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manollette (12/24/2015) [-]
To be fair, you can see it coming from a mile away in the movie too :-\
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twokewlforskewl (12/24/2015) [-] Joke's on you pal! Some douche nozzle ruined it for my nephews and I the day we went to see it on their way out!
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spoopyskeleton (12/24/2015) [-] I love it when people ruin this movie for themselves and get upset. You put a spoiler tag and still get thumbed down
I have never seen a Star Wars movie, so spoilers never bothered me
I have never seen a Star Wars movie, so spoilers never bothered me
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buddywuggle (12/24/2015) [-] It doesn't hit him, it was just a lucky troll getting a lucky screenshot.
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jeffthellamaking (12/24/2015) [-] I never back down from a challenge!
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I don't know what I expected, to be honest.
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I don't know what I expected, to be honest.
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sphincterface (12/24/2015) [-] My only disappointment is that Captain Phasma had an extremely limited role. She had so much buildup to her, you always saw her alongside Ren in these advertisements, they promoted her so prominently in their trailers, and made you assume she was going to be a huge factor in the movie. They started her off pretty well when she ordered the Stormtroopers to shoot the civilians. But after that all she really did was stand around and be like "Hey guys, I'm here too." Then dissapears only to be captured and then easily compromises the entire base without even an argument. She's like "Oh, you want me to shut the shields down? Lol k." When you expected her to be more like someone who demanded they kill her instead because she isn't going to risk the entire base.
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sirclydeth (12/24/2015) [-] Same thoughts buddy. Know plenty of mates who bought merch of her before the movie came out and regretted it the second the movie finished
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MikedelScorcho (12/24/2015) [-] I was disappointed in that last thing too, but going in I knew she wouldn't have much of a role, I figured she was supposed to be the new Boba Fett character, i.e., one that doesn't have many (or any) lines but is just kind of there to look badass. No one really knows why everyone loves Boba Fett so much based solely on his appearances in the original series, but because of what happens to her at the end I don't think that reaction will happen again.
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crustypizza ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-] Hopefully they'll have her as the Boba Fett role for the next one
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iwillrulenorway (12/24/2015) [-] agreed.
that said though They didn't actually kill her off, people have been known to but escape garbage compactors and escape exploding planets/moons before, I'd be surprised if we didn't see her in the next movie with a vengeance
that said though They didn't actually kill her off, people have been known to but escape garbage compactors and escape exploding planets/moons before, I'd be surprised if we didn't see her in the next movie with a vengeance
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redzeopoweranger (12/24/2015) [-]
i know, my dad has always been a jackass to me
and yes i do need to move out of the house
and yes i do need to move out of the house
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Nohelpforu (12/24/2015) [-]
Why do people like this one, the bad guy is a bigger bitch than Anakin in episode 2 and 3
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meroune (12/24/2015) [-] I had a lot of problems with the film. Ignoring the whole part where the plot is the same as episode 4, there wasn't nearly enough background established for Kylo or Finn. The girl's flashback could have easily been longer and better showed Kylo's shift towards the Dark Side. In Finn's case, here we have a storm trooper who has been indoctrinated from birth, and his first battle he just decides it's wrong right when some guy (who wasn't even his best friend or anything) dies in front of him in his first battle? If it's that easy to realize something is wrong why is no one else switching sides, one battle shouldn't be enough to overcome all of that indoctrination.
Aside from that, the girl starting on a desert planet and struggling was frankly quite boring because we've seen it twice already. Putting her on a frozen planet, or a jungle planet where the issue was disease or wildlife rather than food, could have accomplished the same thing without feeling like an episode 4 imitation.
The relationship, and some of the jokes, felt really forced and didn't seem to fit in with the atmosphere at times. The two main characters fell for each other so quickly that it could compare with other Disney movies, and are we really supposed to expect that the renowned smuggler Han Solo has never used Chewbacca's gun until now?
Kylo has been trained in the Force and use of lightsabers (by Luke no less) but apparently gets outmatched by this girl who until 30 minutes ago didn't even think the Force existed. Even Anakin the prodigy needed some training, the least they could have done is have her use it erratically, but just good enough to do what she wants. Worse, both of them sucked at fighting compared to that one storm trooper that fought Finn with the lightsaber, who apparently had a weapon specifically designed to fight sabers when Luke is the only jedi alive.
It felt like there were too many holes that they attemted to fill with fanservice and references. The film probably would have been much better if they had split it into two, with the backstories of the characters (especially Finn's change and leaving the totally-not-nazis) covered in the first and the whole death star and force bits in the second.
Aside from that, the girl starting on a desert planet and struggling was frankly quite boring because we've seen it twice already. Putting her on a frozen planet, or a jungle planet where the issue was disease or wildlife rather than food, could have accomplished the same thing without feeling like an episode 4 imitation.
The relationship, and some of the jokes, felt really forced and didn't seem to fit in with the atmosphere at times. The two main characters fell for each other so quickly that it could compare with other Disney movies, and are we really supposed to expect that the renowned smuggler Han Solo has never used Chewbacca's gun until now?
Kylo has been trained in the Force and use of lightsabers (by Luke no less) but apparently gets outmatched by this girl who until 30 minutes ago didn't even think the Force existed. Even Anakin the prodigy needed some training, the least they could have done is have her use it erratically, but just good enough to do what she wants. Worse, both of them sucked at fighting compared to that one storm trooper that fought Finn with the lightsaber, who apparently had a weapon specifically designed to fight sabers when Luke is the only jedi alive.
It felt like there were too many holes that they attemted to fill with fanservice and references. The film probably would have been much better if they had split it into two, with the backstories of the characters (especially Finn's change and leaving the totally-not-nazis) covered in the first and the whole death star and force bits in the second.
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anon (12/25/2015) [-]
I felt there was enough background for Finn, as for Kylo they're most likely saving that for the next movie.
They started Rey on a desert planet to mirror Luke and Anakin.
The two main character never fell for each other. Finn totally loves Rey but she just sees him as a friend.
Kylo was injured during that fight by Chewbacca's crossbow gun, which can blast through stormtroopers. And weapons that can stand up to lightsabers isn't rare, in Knight of the Republic you start out with a sword that's weaved with a something that makes it stand up to lightsabers. That weapon wasn't design to fight sabers it's just riot gear. Why he had it? To sell toys.
A whole movie with just Finn. No thank you.
They started Rey on a desert planet to mirror Luke and Anakin.
The two main character never fell for each other. Finn totally loves Rey but she just sees him as a friend.
Kylo was injured during that fight by Chewbacca's crossbow gun, which can blast through stormtroopers. And weapons that can stand up to lightsabers isn't rare, in Knight of the Republic you start out with a sword that's weaved with a something that makes it stand up to lightsabers. That weapon wasn't design to fight sabers it's just riot gear. Why he had it? To sell toys.
A whole movie with just Finn. No thank you.
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meroune (12/25/2015) [-] of course it was to mirror luke and anakin, the entire ******* movie was just a mirror of stuff that happened in the other movies.
And do you really believe that a guy who's been brainwashed since childhood could overcome all of that in one battle? Newsflash: That's not how brainwashing works. 5 minutes is not enough of an explanation for Finn's actions.
And even if the girl didn't share the romance it was still forced, and other trained jedi can still fight and use the force even when injured - they're not that ******* incompetent. Moreover, there's still the part where she outforces him and reads his mind with no training, or how she somehow can competently use the force afterwards rather than struggling.
And you can say it's just riot gear, but "just riot gear" would not be made of a saber-resistant material in a world where ren and luke are the only ones who use lightsabers. And Knights of the Republic takes place in a time when jedi/sith weren't all gone so it isn't ******* relevant.
I didn't say that it shouls be just finn, I said it should go into the backstory more, but the fact that you don't want a movie with just him indicates how bad of a protagonist he is.
And do you really believe that a guy who's been brainwashed since childhood could overcome all of that in one battle? Newsflash: That's not how brainwashing works. 5 minutes is not enough of an explanation for Finn's actions.
And even if the girl didn't share the romance it was still forced, and other trained jedi can still fight and use the force even when injured - they're not that ******* incompetent. Moreover, there's still the part where she outforces him and reads his mind with no training, or how she somehow can competently use the force afterwards rather than struggling.
And you can say it's just riot gear, but "just riot gear" would not be made of a saber-resistant material in a world where ren and luke are the only ones who use lightsabers. And Knights of the Republic takes place in a time when jedi/sith weren't all gone so it isn't ******* relevant.
I didn't say that it shouls be just finn, I said it should go into the backstory more, but the fact that you don't want a movie with just him indicates how bad of a protagonist he is.
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optimuscrimetime (12/24/2015) [-]
I don't really see why everyone thinks he's a bitch, he was actually one of the highlights for the movies for me. If you don't like him, that's totally cool, but eveyone's problem seems to be that he is whiny. Mild spoilers: He only loses his temper twice and rather than kill the guy, he just takes it out on something else. Vader would straight up kill people who delivered him bad news. As far as people's concerns with him not looking intimidating, I really liked that. I like to think that he has no business being evil. When he asks what Han thinks he will see under the mask, he responds simply with my son. He takes off the mask, no scars or anything, just a normal kid.
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anon (12/24/2015) [-]
That's interesting though. Every other Starwars has had the big badass intimidating sith. This one takes the idea and goes in a different direction with it (and very purposefully). As of now with this first movie, it's just setting the stage so I can't say whether it was super succesful but hopefully in the next two movies we see that character develop a lot more. It's a gamble but if it works I definitely think it's worth it.
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boomroastd (12/24/2015) [-] Theyre building character for the sequels to come hes a bad ass when he puts off the mask but when hes himself he strugles to be bad but now that hes killed is father and been ****** up by jedi hes going to be a badass in the sequels to come. MY 2 CENTS WITH SPOILERS
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ninjabadger (12/24/2015) [-] I personally do not like him, he just looks like an angsty teenager (but worse than Anakin did). Also thus far we don't have a concrete reason as for why he's being a lil bitch.
My friend says he got a good personality for a sith, which I somewhat agree with, since he's so easily manipulated and unsure of himself but still has a complex.
My friend says he got a good personality for a sith, which I somewhat agree with, since he's so easily manipulated and unsure of himself but still has a complex.
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ninjabadger (12/24/2015) [-] True, but I mean at least Anakin had some reasons that the audience was aware of for his turn.
So far we don't know exactly why kylo is being an edgelord (exactly mind you, we get a very brief like 2 sentence covering and lots of vague reference to his turn).
Also all these ******* sith lords outa nowhere.
So far we don't know exactly why kylo is being an edgelord (exactly mind you, we get a very brief like 2 sentence covering and lots of vague reference to his turn).
Also all these ******* sith lords outa nowhere.
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ninjabadger (12/24/2015) [-] Either he conquers it or it conquers him.
We'll see.
I'm hoping to see the main character become more of a grey jedi rather than a traditionalist. Really wanted some grey jedi rep in the movies, but there wasn't much. They could totally do it now.
We'll see.
I'm hoping to see the main character become more of a grey jedi rather than a traditionalist. Really wanted some grey jedi rep in the movies, but there wasn't much. They could totally do it now.
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ciacheczko (12/24/2015) [-] A male protagonist in a game who would admit his weaknesses seems like a cool change of pace. But then again I wouldn't want to see it at all right now, because it would look like someone tried to suck up to SJWs.
People can't just write any characters they want these days, because there's always some backlash. Too weak for a woman so it's sexist, too pretty to be realistic so it's shaming, and Hermione had to do the reverse Michael Jackson because **** you. What a time to be alive.
People can't just write any characters they want these days, because there's always some backlash. Too weak for a woman so it's sexist, too pretty to be realistic so it's shaming, and Hermione had to do the reverse Michael Jackson because **** you. What a time to be alive.
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WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (12/24/2015) [-] My opinion on it is if it doesn't seem forced it's okay by my standards. I don't think any characters were forced in the show except the ******* female storm trooper. Worthless character.
For example, rocketjump turned into sjw **** . Look at their newest shorts
All the female roles are forced and they had two dudes kiss for no reason other than attention. Pisses me off. I have nothing against "modernness" other than when it affects the quality of the motion picture.
For example, rocketjump turned into sjw **** . Look at their newest shorts
All the female roles are forced and they had two dudes kiss for no reason other than attention. Pisses me off. I have nothing against "modernness" other than when it affects the quality of the motion picture.
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biebergotswag (12/24/2015) [-] That's why I love. Nihon falcom. They actually write life like 3d characters in their games. Trails in the sky got more swag than bieber
I bet that would make even bieber sad
I bet that would make even bieber sad
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drzix (12/24/2015) [-] The real spoiler is The film is basically 'A New Hope' but jumbled around a bit, honestly not as good as people make out at all.
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iamchicken (12/24/2015) [-] At least it wasn't another Phantom Menace.
I really enjoyed it and honestly i'm okay with the comparison to A New Hope.
I really enjoyed it and honestly i'm okay with the comparison to A New Hope.
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sadisticsalmon (12/24/2015) [-] I got a big gripe with the first order stormtroopers, it is established by Fin early on that all the troopers are brainwashed innocents, taken from their parents, you can't even hide behind the "They're clones" excuse, like you can with the 501st, instead, they literally kill millions of people with a hope for redemption because pfeh, resistance always wins
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huntergriff ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-] so were the stormtroopers on the first death star. a few of them actually thought about deserting after alderaan, hell i think a few that weren't on the death star actually did as well.
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meroune (12/24/2015) [-] Well yeah but we don't actually see any struggle or anything, he just completely switches sides in the span of 5 minutes, that's not something that happens to someone who has been brainwashed. It would have been far more convincing if they spent a little more time on it showing him actually dealing with it but trying to hide it from the others (more than two scenes where he doesn't shoot and then takes off his helmet).
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guardianatreyu (12/24/2015) [-] Yeah let's waste time gathering up loyal brainwashed soldiers just for the chance of turning em to our side.
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sadisticsalmon (12/24/2015) [-] It's not about that, it's about how clearly possible it is for the brainwashing to fail (Phasma selling out the new death star, Finn switching, obvious need for "reconditioning") but they have made it clear that these people could possibly be saved, they've made it abundantly clear that they are little more than slaves, with families they never got the chance to know, and then they just blow them the **** up like "eh, whatever"
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thechosentroll (12/24/2015) [-] Remember, kids, it's OK to be a mass-murdering psychopath and/or terrorist as long as you're the main character and people like you.
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ohemgeezus (12/24/2015) [-] I'm referring to when he was a trooper. Obviously he killed people in the movie
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angelusprimus (12/24/2015) [-] Oh, ok so if a brainwashed ISIL soldier was shooting at you and you are armed, you'd just stand there waiting for him to kill you, because he is only brainwashed innocent.
Right?
Right?
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ohemgeezus (12/25/2015) [-] >>#161, >>#83, >>#45,
Okay so I was browsing the wiki and it turns out I misspoke, at one point he was on a mission to attack a Resistance base and he threw a grenade into it, blowing it up, so he is a scumbag terrorist, but he made up for it so it's k now.
Also, fun fact, the trooper that died on Jakku that #triggered Finn was basically his bestfriend designation FN-2003 aka "Slip"
Okay so I was browsing the wiki and it turns out I misspoke, at one point he was on a mission to attack a Resistance base and he threw a grenade into it, blowing it up, so he is a scumbag terrorist, but he made up for it so it's k now.
Also, fun fact, the trooper that died on Jakku that #triggered Finn was basically his bestfriend designation FN-2003 aka "Slip"
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ohemgeezus (12/25/2015) [-] Dude, idk if you've watched it, but I'm watching the Clone Wars episode where the 501st arrest General Krell. Badass
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huntergriff ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-] everything after that is a ******* rollercoaster.
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huntergriff ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-] I could have swore he killed a couple of people before realizing what he was doing...
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ohemgeezus (12/24/2015) [-] If I remember correctly the first we saw of him(while with his helmet on) was when the trooper that got shot wiped the blood on his helmet, then he was basically freaking out the entire time. I'm drawing a blank if, on the part where Kylo tells the Phasma to kill the rest of the village, he shot his rifle, but if he did we didn't see him shoot anyone. He could've shot on the ground.
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reaverkun (12/24/2015) [-] Is this star wars why bother even watching it when you can
watch Reaver-senpai rise to glory instead?
watch Reaver-senpai rise to glory instead?
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mytwocents (12/24/2015) [-] the jews from disney bought themselfes a new medium to promote their interracial agenda. wow, that's fresh.
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Sethorein (12/24/2015) [-] no no, you're mistaken. They are allowed to do things right. Just as supporting characters... also they must breed within their own kind.
Attempting anything besides this might... offend someone :^)
Nothing quite like internet racists who bash on SJW's for being too sensitive being too sensitive.
Attempting anything besides this might... offend someone :^)
Nothing quite like internet racists who bash on SJW's for being too sensitive being too sensitive.
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skeletorexplains ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-] Just seen this today, it was "Ok"
The only gripe i had with the film was the callbacks to the originals which they did a few times and it annoyed me and i was sitting there like "I get it, its star wars."
the main example was nearly all the scenes with Han solo.
"I never thought there'd be so much green in all the universe"- The George lucus line.
"Do you guys have a garbage chute, Or a trash compactor?"
and so on. The "New" darth i kinda hate n love, I like how they're trying to character develope him but, i don't know, he seems to young. And the exact thing i said would happen where "Everyone is too handsome / cute" in a disney movie. I mean the only guy who didn't look handsome was the supreme leader, since he looked more like that plastic face guy from one of the Hannibal movies.
I am also happy with the collectors cup i got from the Cinema, Worth its price i'd say.
The only gripe i had with the film was the callbacks to the originals which they did a few times and it annoyed me and i was sitting there like "I get it, its star wars."
the main example was nearly all the scenes with Han solo.
"I never thought there'd be so much green in all the universe"- The George lucus line.
"Do you guys have a garbage chute, Or a trash compactor?"
and so on. The "New" darth i kinda hate n love, I like how they're trying to character develope him but, i don't know, he seems to young. And the exact thing i said would happen where "Everyone is too handsome / cute" in a disney movie. I mean the only guy who didn't look handsome was the supreme leader, since he looked more like that plastic face guy from one of the Hannibal movies.
I am also happy with the collectors cup i got from the Cinema, Worth its price i'd say.
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ohemgeezus (12/24/2015) [-] Idk what you mean by kylo seeming young, he's like 30. He definitely acts young by his temper tantrums and trying to be edgy, this is the same thing they did with ani in the prequels
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skeletorexplains ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-] Because it was George's line, Its as clear as day it is
"I hate sand, it gets everywhere."
"I hate sand, it gets everywhere."
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skeletorexplains ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-] it was just too random.
Even the way Han just looked at her as she said as if "Are you retarded?.."
Even the way Han just looked at her as she said as if "Are you retarded?.."
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anon (12/24/2015) [-]
I understand why they did that, they REALLY wanted to remind people of the ORIGINAL Star Wars and not the prequels as if to say "Don't worry we won't **** it up like Lucas did"
Also I figure they wanted their own Vader but knew he could never be as cool as Vader so they made their Vader a Vader wannabe in universe, which I think is quite a clever solution.
Ultimately I hope the next film gets to stand on its own feet now they've established the direction they are going in.
Also I figure they wanted their own Vader but knew he could never be as cool as Vader so they made their Vader a Vader wannabe in universe, which I think is quite a clever solution.
Ultimately I hope the next film gets to stand on its own feet now they've established the direction they are going in.
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ljxjlos (12/24/2015) [-] Really? besides Rey, nobody seemed really handsome to me.
Other then that pretty much what the anon below said. I like the way they handled a new "vader" as a wannabe and I think the next movie will stand on it´s own feet after they made sure to remind us that they´re not the prequels
Other then that pretty much what the anon below said. I like the way they handled a new "vader" as a wannabe and I think the next movie will stand on it´s own feet after they made sure to remind us that they´re not the prequels
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anon (12/24/2015) [-]
This is why I disliked her, she couldn't just take her hand away and say "Stop that" she had to "I am womyn, here me roar" through out the movie.
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subaqueousreach (12/24/2015) [-] Considering she's a better fighter than Finn and more accustomed to the planet than he is, it makes sense for her to be upset that he's dragging her around when he has no idea where he's going. I'd be annoyed too.
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sphincterface (12/24/2015) [-] She never said that? She just told Finn to stop grabbing her hand. It was because he was grabbing her hand and basically pulling her behind him the first time, then he grabbed her hand and did it again. It's just that she just didn't like him yanking her around.
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fralvar (12/24/2015) [-] **fralvar used "*roll picture*"**
**fralvar rolled image** Looking how they made this movie, I think the next will be like episode 5 or like that
**fralvar rolled image** Looking how they made this movie, I think the next will be like episode 5 or like that
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ludislavonac (12/24/2015) [-] So basically Finn is Drake when it comes to his relationship with Rey
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schneidend (12/24/2015) [-] I was actually waiting for Finn to say something like this. The guy's a pretty damn good actor because the whole time I felt like he was acting just as freaked out as I would be.
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schneidend (12/24/2015) [-] Yeah, but he was a sanitation officer most of his stormtrooper career. IIRC, the start of the movie was his first real battle.
