Can't believe straight guys are into it. . Ami I Hill] MAI SEN.. Is it me or has this bear slowly become the gay confession bear?

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User avatar #1 - peezle (11/19/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Then how do you....
User avatar #4 to #1 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (11/19/2013) [-]
doesn't mean i don't do it
User avatar #12 - AbsentMinded ONLINE (11/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Is it me or has this bear slowly become the gay confession bear?
User avatar #26 - ImmortalBaconEater (11/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well thats a pain in the ass.
#17 - taurusguy (11/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
But, what do you do then, that is pretty much all you CAN do with 2 guys, unless you drill some new holes, but that takes time.
User avatar #27 - rigged (11/19/2013) [-]
my (Gay) friends don't like anal and they have been in a successful relationship for about 6 years now. I understand the idea of not liking it, and i accept the logic. however, anal is the very boon that cushions any emotional or physical blows i take from being a homosexual male . say i'm out for a walk with my partner(s) and if by chance an angry sexually repressed man notices minor glances or statements that reveal that we are confirmed bachelors out on a date and shouts at me" ******* faggots need to die HEE-HURR-HEE-HURR"! I i get to calm myself, look at my partner and tell myself, not to feel sad or threatened for i'm getting anal and he gets to go home and masterbate in hopes that one day some girl will once in awhile to once a decade allow him to get the keys to the back door. and if he's lucky she will all the while doing this pretend to like it . I get not getting anal but COME ON its like the best part about being gay and "keeping it in the bedroom"!!
#29 - chudboy (11/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
A lot of gay couples don't actually have Anal sex. Mainly just oral. I learnt this through Stephen Fry.
User avatar #46 to #36 - nyangiraffe (11/20/2013) [-]
the feeling of a beard touching your balls
#28 - mehten ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
I'm straight (I'm pretty sure) and I find vaginas to be pretty disgusting. Especially after I learned the terminology "ax wound." Very off-putting.

I guess I'm gay.
#48 - itsthetie (11/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Gotta admit, that is unusual
User avatar #56 to #55 - toastedspikes (11/20/2013) [-]
I do occasionally enjoy the D, and let me tell you it's not uncommon for a gay guy to dislike anal. Makes sense in a way. I mean, it's painful if not done properly, it's taboo, and well... poop...
User avatar #32 - mrjweezy (11/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This makes no sense....only sex he can have is anal.
hates it.
someone explain
User avatar #34 to #32 - satrenkotheone (11/19/2013) [-]
ORal?
User avatar #10 - cryoticshell (11/19/2013) [-]
I'd date a guy if he didn't wanna stick it in me.
User avatar #23 - princessren (11/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
you are pretty screwed then
User avatar #68 - leglesslegolegolas (11/20/2013) [-]
I'm a gay guy and I have yet to try out sitting on a dick.
#66 - darthblam (11/20/2013) [-]
Uhh.. kay.

Why is this a post and how is it funny?
#65 - infinitereaper (11/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Millions upon millions of different species of bacteria live inside of you and all over/inside your skin   
>At this very moment waste is being broken down and expelled from your body in the form of liquids, semi liquids, solids, and semi solids, not to mention gasses   
>Toxics build up and are being filtered with the exception of the stuff that gets left behind   
>You are shedding thousands of flakes of skin and hundreds of hairs everyday   
>Your insides are gooey, slimy, pulsating, and quivering.   
>Bacteria easily propagates and thrives inside of your mouth and you regularly build up mucus and wax inside of your ears to foil intruders.   
   
Everything about being alive is 						*******					 disgusting. Not enjoying a pleasure of life for such a dumb reason is just pointless. Preference has nothing to do with it.   
   
So why miss out on the fun?
>Millions upon millions of different species of bacteria live inside of you and all over/inside your skin
>At this very moment waste is being broken down and expelled from your body in the form of liquids, semi liquids, solids, and semi solids, not to mention gasses
>Toxics build up and are being filtered with the exception of the stuff that gets left behind
>You are shedding thousands of flakes of skin and hundreds of hairs everyday
>Your insides are gooey, slimy, pulsating, and quivering.
>Bacteria easily propagates and thrives inside of your mouth and you regularly build up mucus and wax inside of your ears to foil intruders.

Everything about being alive is ******* disgusting. Not enjoying a pleasure of life for such a dumb reason is just pointless. Preference has nothing to do with it.

So why miss out on the fun?
#64 - stubbyftw (11/20/2013) [-]
Must be tough then.
Must be tough then.
User avatar #62 - eriktheviking (11/20/2013) [-]
but sucking cock is ok???
#60 - denercov (11/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Are you disgusting by women? I don't know how well it would work... But couldn't you do everything but sex with a guy and just find some chick to bang when you feel like sex? Otherwise sucks to be you
User avatar #9 - nimbin (11/19/2013) [-]
Then you sir do not know how to be clean.
#7 - anonymous (11/19/2013) [-]
my ex was only into oral/mutual masterbation. it happens i guess.
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