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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - mudkipfucker
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#4 - insaneguy
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#9 to #4 - anon id: 5f7063c8
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All of these are methods of vaginal insertion
#12 to #4 - darthblam
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I like getting references.
I like getting references.
User avatar #35 to #12 - dumbasshunter
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as do i...gets my boomstick hard.
#28 - skiskate
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Except an Apache helicopter.

An Apache helicopter has machine guns AND missiles.
User avatar #29 to #28 - punorcib
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very nice.
#37 to #28 - warzon
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And that is beaten by a sniper shooting through the window and killing the pilot.
Because that's badass.
#45 to #37 - schneidend
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As cool as that is when it happens in Bat Le Field, I'm pretty sure nobody has ever shot an Apache pilot through the canopy. You can't lay there, hold your breath, steady your hands, check the wind, and gauge distance to your target while that target is flying towards you spitting minigun fire and rockets like a cybernetic dragon.
As cool as that is when it happens in Bat Le Field, I'm pretty sure nobody has ever shot an Apache pilot through the canopy. You can't lay there, hold your breath, steady your hands, check the wind, and gauge distance to your target while that target is flying towards you spitting minigun fire and rockets like a cybernetic dragon.
#55 to #45 - warzon
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While were on the topic of cybernetic dragons.
That's ******* awesome.
#56 to #55 - schneidend
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Yes. Yes it is.
#57 to #56 - warzon
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Almost as badass as player character barbarians.
#59 to #57 - schneidend
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Whoa, let's not get crazy. Player-character barbarians are basically the coolest thing ever.

Though, these days I'm slightly more partial to dark knight-type classes. Currently grinding to get a Dark Knight in Final Fantasy Tactics, playing a Hellknight in my friend's Pathfinder game, and playing a Sith Warrior in Old Republic.
#61 to #59 - warzon
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Friend!

Comrade!

lets go stab people
#47 to #45 - sirowlington
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We're talking video games here. I appreciate the fact that you're taking the effort to educate us about real life physics, but I can't hear you over the sound of all these grenades exploding underneath my Warthog.
User avatar #48 to #47 - schneidend
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Are we talking video games? The original comment is a picture of an ACTUAL Apache helicopter.

Besides, even in Bat Le Field 4, I've never actually seen a through-the-canopy kill happen. I shot a guy out of the side of a chopper with an Airburst, though. **** was so cash.
User avatar #58 to #48 - warzon
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I've seen people jump out of a jet and rocket a enemy jet.
Then landing in their old jet and driving off.
User avatar #60 to #58 - schneidend
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Yeah, I've seen gifs of that happening in BF3. Majestic as ****. I'll just...stay on the ground, with my LMG, and my C4, and ammo crates, and infantry fighting vehicles, where it's safe. Last time I got in a jet I immediately flipped upside down and crashed into a mountain.
User avatar #62 to #60 - warzon
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**** the ground I am playing hawken
Mech's for me.
#52 to #28 - foxranger
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I love that movie. gif related
User avatar #36 to #28 - schneidend
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I kinda want to see an Apache and an A-10 fight. ...To Battlefield!

Be advised.
#43 to #36 - mance
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how it will probably play out.
how it will probably play out.
#53 to #28 - liamdurf
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What about an Apache helicopter with machine guns and missiles giving you a blowjob?
#22 - ohmygwad
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finger up the bum , don't tell mum
#49 to #22 - amirblumenfeld
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#8 - hiiamolli
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User avatar #13 to #8 - shadowsynergy
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I see neither a lizard nor spock... Not fanciful enough.
#11 to #8 - skillzstyle
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So apparently tree beats dragon?
User avatar #23 to #11 - RlCK
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**RlCK rolls 79**
I'm more concerned about how a sponge beats a gun.
#14 to #11 - shadowsynergy
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#18 to #14 - skillzstyle
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I guess i'd leaf him alone too... I'm sorry, I'll see myself out
#24 to #8 - lolchris
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**lolchris rolls 446** number of possible plays actual number: 105
User avatar #41 to #8 - vulper
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So you're telling all I have to do to beat the devil is... throw a sponge at him?
#25 to #8 - baaltomekk
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#26 to #25 - baaltomekk
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User avatar #27 to #26 - folkflunky
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NOPE
User avatar #5 - infinitereaper
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its the same reason I stopped playing this game with my dad
User avatar #2 - chuckstein
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titjob.
#32 - traks
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User avatar #17 - canadianbetamale
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sex
User avatar #19 to #17 - imofcnotharveydent
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oral sex is sex you fool
User avatar #20 to #19 - canadianbetamale
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touche
User avatar #46 - nigeltheoutlaw
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I don't like blowjobs very much.
User avatar #50 to #46 - roguehazzard
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The poster means receiving them.
User avatar #51 to #50 - nigeltheoutlaw
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Hur dur I'm gay.

I meant I don't like receiving them much.