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User avatar #5 - Deavas (11/23/2015) [-]
easy there, colbert
User avatar #91 to #5 - stevencolbert (11/23/2015) [-]
I do what I want
#3 - Muppetz (11/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #73 to #3 - thepizzadevourer (11/23/2015) [-]
Probably, but you gotta remember that Tolkien himself was so nerdy that he actually made the entire elvish language from scratch

And he got all the ladies
#79 to #73 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
***** he loved one girl since he was 16 and never stopped what the **** you smoking
User avatar #80 to #79 - thepizzadevourer (11/23/2015) [-]
What, am I supposed to let facts and logic get in the way of my making a witty comment?
#81 to #80 - assassindash (11/23/2015) [-]
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#97 to #73 - soyfriedbryce ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
He worked as a linguistics professor, so he had a pretty good knowledge base to go off of for making it. I'll never stop being impressed by him.
#98 to #3 - supersixfourr (11/23/2015) [-]
Made me kek
User avatar #55 to #3 - jackledead (11/23/2015) [-]
You know, the two people I know who know elvish actually have sex. With each other
User avatar #56 to #55 - bigbeaufort ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
I guess sex with yourself is still considered sex
#57 to #56 - victhree (11/23/2015) [-]
HELLFIREE
#59 to #3 - edictzero (11/23/2015) [-]
spilled my coffee all over myself laughing and it was still worth it
#23 - froglordy (11/23/2015) [-]
I hope a troll one of these days sends an elaborate email to the U.S government in elvish stating "Your butt is mighty tasty, and I shall offer it to Satan".

Only to have it broadcasted all over the world, thinking it was some untranslatable Islamic state threat. But only the wise and more-so nerdy people who are into Lord of the Rings may know what it really means... Oh yes... that would be evil indeed.
#66 to #23 - bakagaijin (11/23/2015) [-]
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**bakagaijin rolled image**Pretty sure the Whitehouse has a nerd on retainer
User avatar #39 to #23 - catkyte (11/23/2015) [-]
they did basically exactly what you just said in an episode of american dad.
#48 to #39 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
"american dad did it!!"
#6 - mrblueftw (11/23/2015) [-]
#7 - verycoolcat ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
Elves are muslims.
#43 to #7 - levvy (11/23/2015) [-]
Elves are the best race you loser - man is muslims
#46 to #43 - amuzen ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
Man's the best race you loser, orcs are muslims.
User avatar #107 to #46 - upunkpunk (11/23/2015) [-]
Nah Orcs are ******* dude, big strong and dumb.
#49 to #46 - levvy (11/23/2015) [-]
Orks = Man

Looks like elves win again!
User avatar #75 to #49 - daniboyi (11/23/2015) [-]
technically in some lore, orcs are a subbranch of elves twisted through dark magic or living in caves for too long.
Meanwhile I have never heard of any lore stating there is relation between humans and orcs.
User avatar #113 to #75 - talldumbdork (11/24/2015) [-]
Good info but you are replying to levvy....
User avatar #127 to #113 - daniboyi (11/24/2015) [-]
Huh... Didn't even notice...
Also how the helt did he escape my hide all completely list?
User avatar #131 to #127 - talldumbdork (11/24/2015) [-]
I think we are still having browser issues with hideall. Like certain things can reset it. That or Levvy has become evil incarnate and onnipotent and transcended beyond the realm of html.
User avatar #72 to #49 - brobyddark (11/23/2015) [-]
Elves are pansies, Orks are mindless savages, Gnomes are compensating for something, Dwarves are drunk ***** , Man is best race.
#77 to #72 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
There's an error in your text, you put " ***** , Man is" in the sentence.
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#71 to #62 - kewolsky (11/23/2015) [-]
Yeah I know but I just wanted that part...
Thank you for your trouble anyway.
User avatar #92 to #71 - yaybacon (11/23/2015) [-]
I thought it was the full episode because it was taken down for copyright and they dont usually do that for just little clips.
#96 to #92 - kewolsky (11/23/2015) [-]
Nah it was the part where the gay ninjas are mixed up with sp00ky isis

southpark.cc.com/clips/1yvsgm/gay-vs-scary
#109 to #7 - hudis (11/24/2015) [-]
Elvish looks a lot more like (and is inspired by, if I remember correctly) the Tibetan and Hindi alphabets, I think, both of which are beautiful.
#41 to #7 - jamesten (11/23/2015) [-]
and gay
#8 to #7 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
72 VIRGIN FEMALE ELVES WAITING BRUH, COME JOIN THE PARTY
#4 - vicanimus ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #11 to #4 - Awesomenessniss (11/23/2015) [-]
Very
#35 - ColorfulPenguin (11/23/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Elven runes look like butts. heh
#18 - jomgor (11/23/2015) [-]
I remember a time when someone like that woulda been hailed as a hero of the internet instead of being called a nerd.
#104 to #18 - myjunk (11/23/2015) [-]
And probably the screenshot is an historic document of that time.
#89 to #18 - peyko (11/23/2015) [-]
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#105 to #89 - insominus (11/23/2015) [-]
Godspeed and good luck to you, my friend
User avatar #106 to #70 - teddybearlove ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
This makes me sad. That dragon was trying to be helpful and I don't think you should put someone down for things like that...
#17 - vladhellsing ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
Nan iChîr Gelair.
#19 to #17 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
source pls?
User avatar #20 to #19 - jiichei (11/23/2015) [-]
shadow of mordor, I think.
User avatar #32 to #17 - uleaveinpieces ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
To anyone wondering, it means "I am the Bright Lord." Or at least that's what the internet tells me.
#42 - derpthefifth (11/23/2015) [-]
MFW dude has apparently done in depth training at the academy of nerds to learn elvish... i mean come on when does that really end up being useful? For that matter what universe is that coming from, is it like DnD or Tolkien mythos, or is their one universal elvish that persists through all fiction.
These are the questions mang
User avatar #78 to #42 - drldrl (11/23/2015) [-]
A completely artificial language is actually a pretty cool concept. There was a linguist that tried to teach their kid Klingon as a natural language to see how they would grasp it and if they would learn it just like any other language. He actually picked up on it. Though at around three he stopped because no one else ever spoke it to him.
User avatar #124 to #42 - malhaloc ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
There are a few artificial languages out there. Elvish, Elder Scrolls Draconic, Klingon, apparently Minion...
User avatar #84 to #42 - Sterski (11/23/2015) [-]
Hey, everyone's got their hobbies. I'd learn elvish too if I had the attention span, and wasn't already learning a non-fictional language.
User avatar #115 to #84 - dharkmoswen (11/24/2015) [-]
Ooh! That is so obviously bait, but I'll bite. What language?
#128 to #115 - Sterski (11/24/2015) [-]
Gee, I wonder what it could be...

Nah, srsly though, no bait. I'm just a huge weeb.

It's japanese.
User avatar #129 to #128 - dharkmoswen (11/24/2015) [-]
Hey, nothing wrong with that. Lotta business opportunities in japan. Also, I love the way it sounds, but everyone has their tastes.
User avatar #130 to #129 - Sterski (11/24/2015) [-]
I'm glad so many people seem to agree that it just sounds great, and feel great to say.
#101 to #42 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
Found the guy without hobbies. You've never done anything for your amusement? That's the question mang
User avatar #125 to #101 - derpthefifth (11/24/2015) [-]
Sure i do, but learning an entire fictional language isn't one of those things, because it's a ******** of work and it's not really going to pay off in any significant way for me.
User avatar #83 to #42 - logiblack (11/23/2015) [-]
It's not just some fictional language.
It's not just some artificial language.
It's Tolkien's life-work.

Don't you just think that elvish was created to give the elves a little bit more of a culture.
It was the other ******* way round!

Tolkien created his whole fictional universe to have something that uses his language.
To simulate growth and shaping of his language.

One of the most famous stories was create for the purpose of giving his own artificial language a bit more life. All those stories exist for the sake of the language, not the language for the sake of the story.
#117 to #83 - dharkmoswen (11/24/2015) [-]
Damn, son! Take a chill pill. You're right though.
User avatar #85 to #83 - Sterski (11/23/2015) [-]
Beautiful.
User avatar #44 to #42 - schneidend (11/23/2015) [-]
It's Tolkien elvish. Tolkien, being a linguist, came up with the language, so the only reason somebody can study that hard to know it that well is is because Tolkien made up a fictional language as realistically as possible.

Also, fun fact, the runes for the elvish language are based loosely on his own signature.
#67 to #44 - herpderpaids (11/23/2015) [-]
Not just that but there is, in fact, a university course at the university of California for Tolkinian history/languages. You can take a genuine uni course for this **** . Andd I plan to at some point
User avatar #122 to #67 - ljxjlos (11/24/2015) [-]
I actually wrote my bachelors degree about Tolkiens Work and his influence on modern world literature.
User avatar #118 to #40 - dharkmoswen (11/24/2015) [-]
Since when does having a hobby (unless it's MLP-tier) or learning a language qualify for autism here?

inb4 criticizing a 30+ green thumb post gets me reds, but who gives a **** .
#37 - tuhuar (11/23/2015) [-]
#110 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
#1 - mattyl (11/23/2015) [-]
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**mattyl rolled image** I don't think he ever touched a butt though
#2 to #1 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image** Nice roll, fag.
#123 to #2 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
i dont know why, but i want another crusade to happen, with weapons hellsing-style
#24 - maddboiy ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
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