Can black people even do homework?
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derpthefifth ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-] 
Story time!
>Once, in class we had a **** day,
>and i dont just mean me, or some of my friends i mean everybody was just run down >as all **** .
>I think the teacher was hungover
>about five minutes before the bell was going to ring this girl spoke up "Hey Mrs. >Teacher you forgot to collect the homework from last night."
>Groans from the whole class
>i yell from the back of the class "Why would you do that?!"
> Teacher sits at desk
> Seems to not have heard the first time
> We all sit quietly just praying that five minutes passes and we can all GTFO
> Three minutes go by and the SAME KID speaks up again "Mrs. Teacher?"
> A few kids sitting closer to her whisper "shut up!"
> She will not be detered "You forgot to collect the homework.
> I **** you not, teacher looks up, massaging her tempels
> And just says "Take the hint, and shut up, anon."
>MFW
>Once, in class we had a **** day,
>and i dont just mean me, or some of my friends i mean everybody was just run down >as all **** .
>I think the teacher was hungover
>about five minutes before the bell was going to ring this girl spoke up "Hey Mrs. >Teacher you forgot to collect the homework from last night."
>Groans from the whole class
>i yell from the back of the class "Why would you do that?!"
> Teacher sits at desk
> Seems to not have heard the first time
> We all sit quietly just praying that five minutes passes and we can all GTFO
> Three minutes go by and the SAME KID speaks up again "Mrs. Teacher?"
> A few kids sitting closer to her whisper "shut up!"
> She will not be detered "You forgot to collect the homework.
> I **** you not, teacher looks up, massaging her tempels
> And just says "Take the hint, and shut up, anon."
>MFW
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cactusphalus (12/23/2014) [-] this is the kind of teacher I aspire to be... hungover and all
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DeathOne (12/23/2014) [-] >3rd year of highschool
>Chemistry teacher told us that she might check our notebooks to give us another mark
>almost nobody ever writes much at chemistry (since we don't even need it in college)
>we all know she won't actually check it
>2nd last week of the semester
>chemistry class ends, someone asks teacher
>"Teacher, won't you check our notebooks to give us another mark?"
>class collectively yells at him "Shut up, anon!"
>teacher then looks at him and says
>"One of these days, I am going to throw this guy out the window."
>and then she left the classroom
>Chemistry teacher told us that she might check our notebooks to give us another mark
>almost nobody ever writes much at chemistry (since we don't even need it in college)
>we all know she won't actually check it
>2nd last week of the semester
>chemistry class ends, someone asks teacher
>"Teacher, won't you check our notebooks to give us another mark?"
>class collectively yells at him "Shut up, anon!"
>teacher then looks at him and says
>"One of these days, I am going to throw this guy out the window."
>and then she left the classroom
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malexandercalamity (12/23/2014) [-]
That guy might not have known nobody else takes notes and could have used the extra mark.
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DeathOne (12/23/2014) [-] But here's the thing: the highschool average does not matter for college. You heard me right, the only things that matter when you go into college over here are your final exam results, and the possible college entrance exam (some colleges just use the final exam results).
He wants to go study business abroad, and appearently if he wants to apply to a college outside the country, his highschool average matters, tho that's debatable.
He wants to go study business abroad, and appearently if he wants to apply to a college outside the country, his highschool average matters, tho that's debatable.
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ryuggu ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-] Story time
>really long time ago in elementary school
>lil nerdy asshole in front row
>know that me and some others didn't do homework
>says to teacher to check homework, because she forgot
>lil nerd happy, cause we got scolded and got bad grades
>he realizes that he didn't do the homework himself
>got scolded and got bad grades as well
>hated till we finished 6th grade
>lil nerd got what he deserved
>really long time ago in elementary school
>lil nerdy asshole in front row
>know that me and some others didn't do homework
>says to teacher to check homework, because she forgot
>lil nerd happy, cause we got scolded and got bad grades
>he realizes that he didn't do the homework himself
>got scolded and got bad grades as well
>hated till we finished 6th grade
>lil nerd got what he deserved
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wcpapier ONLINE (12/22/2014) [-] i am the bitch whos does that, because i made my homework and i will be damned if i did that work for nothing
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mauerman ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-] Had the reverse thing happen in my class..
> be in 7th grade
> teacher gave homework a week before, and said we had to read like 40 pages
> in a week
> lolno.jpg
> the day is upon us
> end of the class, teacher still hasn't said anything
> teacher asks, how much was it you were supposed to read?
> lot of lazies looking at "the one", you know the one who does this kind of thing
> mass stare of death
> she has a brain, thank jeebus
> "you said pages blah blah.." about a 4th of what it was originally, and what we all had read together in class.
> teacher chooses to trust her, because "ofc she wouldn't lie"
> teacher says read it again till next week and walks out
> everyone is ecstatic soon as door closes.
> mfw the teachers pets rise to the occasion
> be in 7th grade
> teacher gave homework a week before, and said we had to read like 40 pages
> in a week
> lolno.jpg
> the day is upon us
> end of the class, teacher still hasn't said anything
> teacher asks, how much was it you were supposed to read?
> lot of lazies looking at "the one", you know the one who does this kind of thing
> mass stare of death
> she has a brain, thank jeebus
> "you said pages blah blah.." about a 4th of what it was originally, and what we all had read together in class.
> teacher chooses to trust her, because "ofc she wouldn't lie"
> teacher says read it again till next week and walks out
> everyone is ecstatic soon as door closes.
> mfw the teachers pets rise to the occasion
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mrselfdestruct (12/23/2014) [-] i was the type of guy who would do the homework
but i'd help my friends out hours before the class
to the not my friends, i'd help for a fee
but i'd help my friends out hours before the class
to the not my friends, i'd help for a fee
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lycoris (12/23/2014) [-] I went to a school full of these ******* who would remind the teachers to assign and give homework. I wouldn't mind it half as much if they didn't give that smug *********** grin to the rest of the class when they did it. God blessed my willpower but damn if I'm not being tested to use my pimp hand.
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mikepetru (12/23/2014) [-] Well if I spent all night doing the homework to hand it in on time, you'd best believe that I'm handing it in. It's not my fault the other people didn't do their work and are hoping to get away with it. It's wrong that you getting in trouble for being irresponsible and not not doing what's expected of you, but right that the kid who did his work have wasted his time because everyone else needs another night to not do their work?
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askafj (12/23/2014) [-] this is exactly how I feel
I always turn in my homework so my idiot class will look even more like idiots (I'm not even the smartest in my class but people are just lazy)
so one time I decided to wait until the end of the class and a guy in my class turns in his homework (probably for the first time) all smug like he is expecting me to say I didn't do it.
so I pull up my homework and hand it in and his face was all like "yousonofabitch"
I was 10 at the time
I always turn in my homework so my idiot class will look even more like idiots (I'm not even the smartest in my class but people are just lazy)
so one time I decided to wait until the end of the class and a guy in my class turns in his homework (probably for the first time) all smug like he is expecting me to say I didn't do it.
so I pull up my homework and hand it in and his face was all like "yousonofabitch"
I was 10 at the time
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bothemastaofall (12/23/2014) [-] Yeah! That's cuz I ****** did it and am 1% away from a B.
I also studied for that quiz, so I make sure we do it.
I also studied for that quiz, so I make sure we do it.
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xxkosukexx (12/23/2014) [-] No one likes homework but if are black parent saw are bad grades we would get our ass beat so yes blacks do their homework most the time unless they mama on crack or brown.
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alphagex (12/23/2014) [-] I got a story 2 but is not as fancy as others, but is short and funny
We were sitting in class i think it was 5 grade, all of sudden the weird kid in class the one who plays with toys at act strange, you know everybody has weird kid in class
He randomly burst out a question without raisin his hand, and say ''MISS WHAT IS A ERECTION''
I **** you not the whole class burst in laughter.
We were sitting in class i think it was 5 grade, all of sudden the weird kid in class the one who plays with toys at act strange, you know everybody has weird kid in class
He randomly burst out a question without raisin his hand, and say ''MISS WHAT IS A ERECTION''
I **** you not the whole class burst in laughter.
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anonasuser (12/23/2014) [-]
when they forget i always feel relieved that i have more time to do it
then the next time i go to the class the teacher will be like "turn in the homework i forgot to collect last time"
and i still will have not done it
then the next time i go to the class the teacher will be like "turn in the homework i forgot to collect last time"
and i still will have not done it
#34
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TheHutchie (12/23/2014) [-] Okay Funnyjunkies, story time. Read if you're interested.
I always hated homework. I know everyone hated homework, and I don't know how it was for all of you, but at my school, everyone just sort of caved in and did it, except all the kids who were so dumb nobody cared or expected them to do it, and me. The teachers used to really try to persuade me to do it, because they knew I was good at the actual work and that I could excel if I put my mind to it, but being lazy and not very forward-thinking, I usually ignored them.
Towards the latter half of my high school career, gradually, I started to do more studying and homework as I realised that I needed to put more effort in, except in one class. Mathematics. I had the same teacher for three years running, and I hated him. He was a great mathematician but he couldn't explain it worth a **** , and he would humiliate students if they didn't pick it up quickly enough. Maths was a weak subject for me, so he tried to upset me nearly every single day. I absolutely refused to do homework for that skinny prick for a long time, until I eventually decided that he was making me hold myself back too much.
So I did one set of homework questions. I was slow, but I got there, and I was quite proud of myself for it. The next day I went into school and sat through maths, waiting on him asking for it. I wanted to see the look of surprise on his face - but he never asked. Time went on, and I realised;
" **** , he's forgotten..."
Idea.
After the 50 minutes was up (yeah, 50 minute lessons, weird school maybe?) the bell rings, and he announces that we can pack up. I deliberately take a long time, telling a couple of friends to go on ahead and that I'll catch up to them. I poke through my bag as if I've lost something, taking ages, and the room empties. It's just me and him in here now.
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I always hated homework. I know everyone hated homework, and I don't know how it was for all of you, but at my school, everyone just sort of caved in and did it, except all the kids who were so dumb nobody cared or expected them to do it, and me. The teachers used to really try to persuade me to do it, because they knew I was good at the actual work and that I could excel if I put my mind to it, but being lazy and not very forward-thinking, I usually ignored them.
Towards the latter half of my high school career, gradually, I started to do more studying and homework as I realised that I needed to put more effort in, except in one class. Mathematics. I had the same teacher for three years running, and I hated him. He was a great mathematician but he couldn't explain it worth a **** , and he would humiliate students if they didn't pick it up quickly enough. Maths was a weak subject for me, so he tried to upset me nearly every single day. I absolutely refused to do homework for that skinny prick for a long time, until I eventually decided that he was making me hold myself back too much.
So I did one set of homework questions. I was slow, but I got there, and I was quite proud of myself for it. The next day I went into school and sat through maths, waiting on him asking for it. I wanted to see the look of surprise on his face - but he never asked. Time went on, and I realised;
" **** , he's forgotten..."
Idea.
After the 50 minutes was up (yeah, 50 minute lessons, weird school maybe?) the bell rings, and he announces that we can pack up. I deliberately take a long time, telling a couple of friends to go on ahead and that I'll catch up to them. I poke through my bag as if I've lost something, taking ages, and the room empties. It's just me and him in here now.
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TheHutchie (12/23/2014) [-] I finally close my back, homework booklet held down subtly at my side. I walk up to his desk, I look him right in the eye, and I say, "Oh, here's the homework from the other day", and drop that ************ on his desk. I didn't even wait to see what he said - I felt badass, and I decided that the best way to continue this feeling was to turn and swagger out that door like the most self-assured cunt you ever saw.
All I heard as I walked out the door was, "Bollocks!"
All I heard as I walked out the door was, "Bollocks!"
