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dear Australians,
Canada has less people than
California alone, and were the
gnd biggest country in the
world. Gay rights are fully legal,
abortion is legal, no racism er
of any kind is
allowed, free healthcare, and
we have meese. Come live
here, we have lets of space!
sincerely,
Canadians
can Americans earns too

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#1 - crazyolitis

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(08/29/2014) [-]

>'Descrimination of any kind is not allowed'
>Discriminates against americans.

#10 to #1 - needhansolo

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(08/30/2014) [-]

America goes to save Islam from terrorists. Yet a good amount of their population believe all Muslims are evil terrorists and many refuse to have them move to america or have Muslim concepts taught in school, yet no one addresses that

#12 to #10 - bobthedilder

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(08/30/2014) [-]

Muslim concepts taught in school

dictionary.reference.com/browse/secular

#30 to #12 - twilightdusk

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(08/30/2014) [-]

just about every kid going through the American school system will end up learning about the basics of Christianity, most will also learn a bit about Judaism, and very very few will learn anything about Islam, Buddhism, Shinto, or any other "foreign" religion.

#51 to #30 - derfmasterx

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(08/30/2014) [-]

I went through a very heavily christian school district, who taught **** all about Christianity. In fact, Buddhism was the most trod religious subject. I'm sorry to tell you, but you are far off.

#53 to #30 - xxhadesflamesxx

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(08/30/2014) [-]

they touched islam at my school and also like the other guy said went through budhism a lot

#76 to #30 - anon id: 3455cba8

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(08/30/2014) [-]

We went through islam far more than we did christianity or judaism at our school. Hardly touched on judaism in fact.

#125 to #10 - needhansolo

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(08/30/2014) [-]

Keep in mind i did not say all, but there are to many instances where this actually happens

#89 to #10 - jukuku

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(08/30/2014) [-]

"and many refuse to have them move to america or have Muslim concepts taught in school"

Islam, Judaism, Christianity, Taoism, Shintoism, etc. has no business being taught in school. Religion has absolutely NO place in education unless it is religious studies or religious history taught from a scholarly perspective.

#124 to #89 - needhansolo

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(08/30/2014) [-]

Well without Muslim teachings we would be using Roman numerals, the Muslims invented our modern day numbers.

#134 to #124 - jukuku

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(08/30/2014) [-]

Numbers aren't Muslim, they're Arabic.

Muslim=/=Arabic

Seriously, Islam is a religion, Muslims are the followers of that religion. Your saying that Numbers are an Islamic teaching is like saying the steam engine is a christian technology.

#137 to #134 - needhansolo

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(08/30/2014) [-]

Well common misconception is all Arabics are Muslim terrorists i cant really tell you how people iv met who believe that.

#74 to #10 - ohemgeezus

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(08/30/2014) [-]

What's your point? The content is saying there's no discrimination and then discriminates against America.

#73 to #10 - toosexyforyou

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(08/30/2014) [-]

Any sources here? Sounds like you're speaking out of your ass. The only reason Christianity was "taught more" is because it has more history and it was taught in history class. In a religion class, Islam would be taught the same as Judaism, Christianity, and Hinduism while lesser known religions would be taught a bit less.

This is my public school experience but I was in honor classes and the last 2 years of high school were spent in a community college.

#64 to #10 - dyalibya

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(08/30/2014) [-]

>Muslim concepts thought in school
>Muslim concepts
>Muslim

Image related

#78 to #64 - mylazy

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(08/30/2014) [-]

So you think we should just live ignorant of others culture? If so then you are an idiot. If not, then what better place to at least begin teaching it, than in school?

#33 to #1 - anon id: 9d76ac2e

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(08/30/2014) [-]

-kind-

#98 to #1 - picamix

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(08/30/2014) [-]

wait wut, they didnt discriminate against america

#99 to #98 - crazyolitis

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(08/30/2014) [-]

Somebody asked "Can Americans come too?"
They said no, even though everybody was welcome.
There is no other information given other than that they're Americans. Therefore, it is safe to assume that they may not come because they're Americans.

#107 to #99 - picamix

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(08/30/2014) [-]

no because that was the joke, i assumed for the fact that he said about California and compared to to america and so was asking them to come, and the person at the bottom didn't realise California is in america and so he said no, as a joke.

#80 to #1 - TigerMann

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(08/30/2014) [-]

To be fair lots of countries hate us.

#84 to #1 - emiyashirou

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(08/30/2014) [-]

No discrimination is allowed IN CANADA, he discriminated to people outside Canada, clearly.

#13 - damping

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(08/30/2014) [-]

God damn Canadians are so cocky. No racism? Tell that to your natives.

And no one wants to move to Canada that is why every year more Canadians move to the US than the other way around. And even the ones that don't move here still come down and clog up our towns along the border every weekend.

People call Americans arrogant but Canadians literally created a stereotype of themselves as being the nicest most polite people on Earth. Talk about arrogant.

Pic Unrelated.

#14 to #13 - heraske

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(08/30/2014) [-]

I'm sorry for your anger. I hope it gets better!

I'm a Canadian.

#15 to #14 - damping

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(08/30/2014) [-]

Good for you.

#20 to #13 - gaifgt

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(08/30/2014) [-]

Are you just jealous of us Canadians because have more Maple Syrup than you?

#82 to #20 - webeballin

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(08/30/2014) [-]

That picture is one of the most unsettling things I have seen this week. And that's saying something.

#105 to #20 - damping

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(08/30/2014) [-]

>Implying the US doesn't produce tons of maple syrup

www.maplesyrupworld.com/pages/Top-Regions-Producers-of-Maple-Syrup.html

#132 to #105 - xxnegociatorxx

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(08/30/2014) [-]

Come on though, they make like 5 million more gallons a year

#116 to #13 - tehbomb

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(08/30/2014) [-]

>implying canada is the only place that mistreated natives

#117 to #116 - damping

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(08/30/2014) [-]

>Implying I implied that.

#118 to #117 - tehbomb

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(08/30/2014) [-]

>implying that I am wrong on the internet

#58 to #13 - bettertron

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(08/30/2014) [-]

As a Canadian we do discriminate against our Native people. But it's more because they treat themselves the same way feminists do. They ask for equality but their version of equality is them getting a bunch of free ****/money/land and everyone else ******* off and kissing their feet. They already get a huge amount of benefits from the government, when other races where interned and robbed of land more recently than them.

I don't mean the majority of the race is like that but the percentage that is makes way more noise than the rest. I myself am Native Canadian and denounce it as well as chose against claiming benefits I do not deserve, I just wish more people would stand up against the ridiculousness that is the birth right benefits.

#91 to #58 - jukuku

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(08/30/2014) [-]

And as for birth right benefits, I do think that it eventually needs to be removed but it cannot be taken away abruptly. What would happen to the people who are uneducated and have no work experience? The reserve system just doesn't work, life is horrible for many people living on reserves.

#92 to #91 - bettertron

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(08/30/2014) [-]

Those people are the exact problem with the way the system currently works.

#94 to #92 - jukuku

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(08/30/2014) [-]

You mean people who do not work?

#95 to #94 - bettertron

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(08/30/2014) [-]

People who don't work or get any kind of education. That's pretty much the worst thing you can do.

#90 to #58 - jukuku

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(08/30/2014) [-]

" But it's more because they treat themselves the same way feminists do. They ask for equality but their version of equality is them getting a bunch of free ****/money/land and everyone else ******* off and kissing their feet."

Yeah, I do agree that some of the demands are just ******* ridiculous. There are people that want 'their' land back. And by that I mean they want EVERYONE to get the **** out of Canada. Natives are treated like scum though, the reserves are basically hot beds for rape, violence and drug abuse. It's been brushed under the rug, there is a serious problem that needs to be dealt with but it's just ignored.

#66 - nrhv

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(08/30/2014) [-]

saying you have lots of space is not how you appeal to australians.

#101 to #66 - krobeles

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(08/30/2014) [-]

Wtf is that? There are people in the middle?? What the hell are they doing out in the Outback? How do they have electricity? Its a ******* wasteland...

#157 to #101 - eddyfairf

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(08/31/2014) [-]

there's this one place in the middle called "alice Springs" and like 100000 people live there

#158 to #157 - krobeles

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(08/31/2014) [-]

Thats a fair handful of people. I was not aware of that. Neat.

#159 to #158 - eddyfairf

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(08/31/2014) [-]

acyually i just looked it up and it's only 25000. woops

#160 to #159 - krobeles

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(08/31/2014) [-]

Well, its atleast 25000 more people than I would've suposed would want to live out there.

#27 - combatplatypus

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(08/30/2014) [-]

Racism is illegal in the US too, doesn't mean it doesn't exist. And about all that **** with Canadian natives? Also, there's lots of space but it's all empty and mostly boring, this is why Canadian tourists fill up American border cities all the time.

#77 to #27 - ohemgeezus

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(08/30/2014) [-]

How is racism illegal in the US?

#103 to #77 - blacksmithgu

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(08/30/2014) [-]

Racism as a concept is not illegal, but practicing it (at least politically and professionally) is thanks to several constitutional amendments and countless laws.

Ignoring the stupidity that is affirmative action, of course.

#122 to #103 - ohemgeezus

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(08/30/2014) [-]

Ohhh you meant in the job area, ok I was confused for a bit

#93 to #27 - jukuku

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(08/30/2014) [-]

"Also, there's lots of space but it's all empty and mostly boring"

LOL what?

Have you seen Toronto or Montreal? Yeah, there's lots of 'empty space' it's called wilderness. Lots of people go hiking in the mountains, canoeing on lakes, hunting or fishing in the north or go to theme parks in cities. It's not like Canada is stuck in the 1970s.

#136 to #93 - anon id: 6531d3ec

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(08/30/2014) [-]

Yeah, so does every other country, including the US

#39 to #27 - xcoreyx

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(08/30/2014) [-]

And probably half the Americans visiting Canada are just 19 and 20 year olds going to get drunk.

#19 - Sethorein

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(08/30/2014) [-]

Most of our land is uninhabitable... 95% of our population lives in the Southern 10% of the country...

#111 to #19 - anon id: cfcfc21a

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(08/30/2014) [-]

It's not "Uninhabitable", it's just cold enough to keep all the bitchy people in the south.

#29 to #19 - jasonvgrace

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(08/30/2014) [-]

Not sure if talking about Canada, or Australia...

#18 - removekimchi

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(08/30/2014) [-]

sounds like a ******* dictatorship

"HAVING A DIFFERENT OPINION IS FORBIDDEN"

#26 to #18 - oxymoronking

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(08/30/2014) [-]

its the kind of dictatorship americas becoming

#32 to #18 - therealtjthemedic

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(08/30/2014) [-]

Sounds exactly like tumblr's kinda deal.

#38 - alecbaldwinning

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(08/30/2014) [-]

American here, speaking on behalf of The United States of America: Canada is better.

Deal with it.

#135 to #38 - anon id: 6531d3ec

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(08/30/2014) [-]

"speaking on behalf of The United States of America"

You don't speak for ****.

#156 to #38 - damping

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(08/30/2014) [-]

Lol. You haven't been to Canada have you? And let me guess you are still in High School?

#161 to #156 - alecbaldwinning

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(08/31/2014) [-]

I've lived in Toronto for the last 4 years.

You sound pretty mad.

#163 to #161 - damping

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(08/31/2014) [-]

Couldn't cut in the the US? All I know is more people more from Canada to the US than vice versa.

And if you have lived in Canada for 4 years you cannot speak for the US (not like you ever could anyway).

#165 to #163 - alecbaldwinning

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(08/31/2014) [-]

Such anger hahahahhaa

#166 to #165 - damping

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(08/31/2014) [-]

Mad? I'm just calling out an idiot.

#168 to #166 - alecbaldwinning

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(08/31/2014) [-]

America. Sucks.

Whether you believe it or not, I don't care. It sucks.

Get over it.

#171 to #168 - damping

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(08/31/2014) [-]

Exactly what sucks about it? Can't wait for your well though out answer.

#167 to #166 - alecbaldwinning

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(08/31/2014) [-]

No, you're throwing out ad hominem's like a mad gorilla because somebody insulted your bad country.

#169 to #167 - damping

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(08/31/2014) [-]

Lol what ad hominem? Where did I attack you personally? If we are going to talk logical fallacies you are using your ancedotal evidence to try to prove the US sucks, while I used the fact that more people move to the US from Canada than vice versa. Its OK dude. Not everyone has what it takes.

#173 to #169 - alecbaldwinning

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(08/31/2014) [-]

It's ok kid, not everybody can escape America's failing educational system and grow up to be an adult.

#174 to #173 - damping

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(08/31/2014) [-]

Canadian education system? Name on famous Canadian inventor. Or one famous Canadian University. I go to the University of Notre Dame. Aka better than every college Canada has to offer.

Canada sucks bro. I'm sorry the US was too hard for you. People who have no special skills have a hard time here. Nothing wrong with that.

#177 to #174 - alecbaldwinning

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(08/31/2014) [-]

hahahhahhahahahahhahahhhaa

#176 to #174 - alecbaldwinning

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(08/31/2014) [-]

hahahahahahahahhahahhahhahahahhahaa

#180 to #176 - damping

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(08/31/2014) [-]

Its OK Child. Laughing wont change the fact that you live in a lesser country because you couldn't handle the pressure of personal responsibility.

#182 to #180 - alecbaldwinning

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(08/31/2014) [-]

>personal responsibility
>America

LOLOLOLOLPOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLSO ALDOLASOLAOLFOS LOALloLOLOLO

#185 to #182 - damping

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(08/31/2014) [-]

What are you 12?

#186 to #185 - alecbaldwinning

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(08/31/2014) [-]

SO MAD

#181 to #180 - alecbaldwinning

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(08/31/2014) [-]

LOLOOOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOL SO MAD

#187 to #181 - damping

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(08/31/2014) [-]

Well this was fun. Enjoy knowing you couldn't make it in the best country on Earth. Pro tip dude. If I was really mad I would have thumbed you down.

Canada is like choosing Trade School over going to university. It's alright, and it is way easier, so even morons like you could pass it but not nearly as fulfilling.

#188 to #187 - alecbaldwinning

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(08/31/2014) [-]

What do you call it when only YOU think that YOU are the best.

Arrogance. Enjoy living in the cesspool of the world AKA America. LOL

#189 to #188 - damping

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(08/31/2014) [-]

Are you even trying?

#190 to #189 - alecbaldwinning

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(08/31/2014) [-]

SO MADDDDLOL

#191 to #190 - damping

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(08/31/2014) [-]

You live in NYC dude. You haven't been fooling me for a while.

You are a really bad troll. At least put some effort into it.

#192 to #191 - alecbaldwinning

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(08/31/2014) [-]

1) I totally regularly update my FJ profile to reflect accurate information pertaining to my life.
2) If I'm a troll; you keep responding to me, making you a retard.
3) If I'm not a troll; you still keep responding to me, making you madder.
4) America is still the ********* first world nation of the face of the Earth. I have both lived and worked in multiple countries. You have not. I know what I'm talking about. You do not. I am the authority here. You are not. Get mad about it faggot.

#193 to #192 - damping

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(08/31/2014) [-]

I enjoy talking to trolls. I don't get mad. I like to see how devoted you are.

Once again anecdotal evidence. The fact is more people from Canada move to the US than other way around. Therefore more people who have lived/worked in both countries choose the US. Sorry Kiddo. But you are from NYC, so the point is moot.

#170 to #169 - alecbaldwinning

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(08/31/2014) [-]

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

#172 to #170 - damping

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(08/31/2014) [-]

LOL damn you are seriously mature.

#175 to #172 - alecbaldwinning

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(08/31/2014) [-]

So mad.

#178 to #175 - damping

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(08/31/2014) [-]

Really you are going to use that picture? The UK has higher cries per capita than the US. France, Sweden and Australia have higher rapes per capita than the US. I could care less about divorce rate or CO2 emissions. Not really bad things in my opinion. Obviously the US has the most McDonalnds. Canada has the most Tim Hortons. How stupid can you be? The US has less plastic surgery per capita than South Korea.

Nice "facts" bro.

#179 to #178 - alecbaldwinning

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(08/31/2014) [-]

hahahahahahahahha

Blindly defends the worst country on earth simply because he was born there on accident. Bad school systems never taught you what an objective reference was hahahahahhahhahahaa

#183 to #179 - damping

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(08/31/2014) [-]

Objective reference? You call yourself objective?

I am not blindly defending my country. I am using facts while you just throw ****.

#184 to #183 - alecbaldwinning

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(08/31/2014) [-]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHA

#164 to #163 - damping

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(08/31/2014) [-]

move*

#47 to #38 - robuntu

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(08/30/2014) [-]

Have you both lived and worked full-time in Canada and the US?

Just being American doesn't give you an understanding of life in Canada, just like being a Canadian doesn't give you an understanding of life in the US.

#162 to #47 - alecbaldwinning

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(08/31/2014) [-]

Yes.

#194 to #162 - robuntu

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(08/31/2014) [-]

Fair enough.

In my own experience, I *thought* the EU would be great, after hearing about it's great health care and free colleges and low crime...but after living/working in both, I'm counting down the days until I return to the US.

migrationsmap.net/#/USA/arrivals
About 280k people leave the US for Canada each year - so you aren't alone in your feelings.

But about 900k people leave Canada for the US each year - so your opinion is clearly in the minority.

Still, nothing wrong with an opinion. I'm glad you like Canada. But, remember that it's just your opinion.

#56 - baloothebear

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