Caesar was a Dick. . i think i' m arrogant but then i remember CECE' was kidnapped by Sicilian pirates and when they demanded a ram: -m 620 has silver he got ma
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Caesar was a Dick

i think i' m arrogant but then i remember CECE' was
kidnapped by Sicilian pirates and when they demanded a ram: -m 620
has silver he got mad because he thought he was Worth more than that
and made them raise it to 1550 kg
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Submitted: 11/30/2013
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User avatar #14 - traelos ONLINE (12/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
And then came back and fulfilled his promise to kill them all.

There's arrogance and there's building a reputation.
#2 - platinuminfernape (11/30/2013) [+] (21 replies)
I knew a guy at my elementary school named Ceaser who was a fat asshole who bullied me a lot. I later found out that he was gay.  This was uninteresting.
I knew a guy at my elementary school named Ceaser who was a fat asshole who bullied me a lot. I later found out that he was gay. This was uninteresting.
User avatar #6 to #4 - nervaaurelius (12/01/2013) [-]
gay people **** assholes
#1 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (11/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #32 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/01/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I don't know anything about this story but I assume that after being payed they were promptly hunted down and killed.
#33 to #32 - plaguehammer (12/01/2013) [-]
yep. he promised them that he would find and crucify them and get his money back. they got paid, he was released. he raised an army, hunted them down and crucified all of them
#70 - killerblue (12/01/2013) [+] (11 replies)
#21 - tenfinnvo (12/01/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Important question!
"Seezer" or "Kaizar"?
Picture unrelated.
#105 - arreatface (12/01/2013) [-]
hfw
hfw
#66 - barnaclebucket (12/01/2013) [-]
Caesar's fw the cicilian pirates were all killed.
User avatar #5 - ennaburning (12/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Best Roman story I've learnt at uni doing Ancient History is of this general in the Punic Wars. Basically before he was allowed to go battle, he had to check with the gods if that was ok. They method of checking was through sacred chickens. Basically they had to try and feed the chickens, if they ate, off to battle they went, if not then they had to wait another day and try again. With this guy the chickens wouldn't eat for three days and the general became impatient and threw them all into the ocean and said "If they won't eat, they can drink!"

Of course the guy suffered a humiliating defeat cos he didn't listen to the chickens (:
#119 - listened (12/01/2013) [-]
He also got mad due to the price of your average Caesar Salad in restaurants.
User avatar #114 - mysticprophecy (12/01/2013) [-]
Et tu brute
#106 - mr skeltal (12/01/2013) [-]
He was arguable worth it though.
User avatar #51 - herpaderderp (12/01/2013) [-]
I think he may have done it so that the Roman public would be more inclined to support the hunting down of pirates who had the audacity to demand so much.
User avatar #8 - thisisntreddit (12/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why is the username cut out
#15 to #8 - toysolider ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
shhhh, This'll be our little secret ok?
This is not oc
User avatar #80 - hiddenblades (12/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i made a comic of that story for history class and got 100% on it, i wish i still had it, it was boss
User avatar #82 to #80 - hiddenblades (12/01/2013) [-]
while he was kidnapped, he ended up getting along with them lol, he kept joking about how when he got back he would have them all crucified...and he did. but good guy caesar ended up slitting there throats to stop their suffering because of how well he was treated while kidnapped.
#50 - xxhadesflamesxx (12/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Ave true to Caesar
#23 - uhhyeahfmebaby (12/01/2013) [-]
thats enough for a big ******* sword m8
#127 - skiskate (12/01/2013) [-]
Caesar was a dick
#42 - ramanx (12/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#48 - xxhadesflamesxx (12/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
and after that he had the pirates crucified of course
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