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>Working Steeple Chase
>Its a horse racing game. But it's so old that the horses legs and tails break off, sometimes the racehorses don't return to the starting line, etc.
>Guy comes up with 2 small children and pays for them to play.
>They each want the highest level prize
>Think of it as this, Each race per person is $3. you need 3 wins for the choice prize.
>Essentially 18 *******
dollars for a Lemur stuffed with styrofoam
>Bratty ass children each demand the prize
>He pays up
>The children race each other.
>Race after race after race ends
>Turn on guns and start it.
>Multiple buzzer sounds.
>Horses didn't reverse.
>Stop the race
>All guns click off as I manually reverse the horses.
>Walk over to click guns back on
>Little girl is squeezing the trigger as hard as she possibly *******
>Click the gun on
>Water funneled in from Lake Erie shoots at me
>She thinks its the funniest ****
and the other girl (Whose gun is already on) joins in.
>Halt the guns.
>Tell them to cut it out or they are getting security called on them
>They get it together and play.
>"Hey everybody we got a choice prize winner at Steeple Chase"
>Ten minutes pass
>Guy comes back
>"Yes what can I help you with"
>"You wanna call me?"
>"You wanna go hang out sometime?"
>This guy looks like he's thirty.
>*Insert Jailbait joke*
>"I'm in a relationship"
>He looks disappointed
>"Girl you ain't got no friends? Let me be your friend"
>I'd sooner put the lotion in the basket then be your friend
>Need a quick excuse to get him off my tail
>He leans onto my counter and asks "Can I watch you?"
>Eventually he gives up and leaves with the two children
>Break eventually comes
>She freaks out
>"Oh My Gosh Wolfie that guy asked me if i wanted to come to his place, smoke pot, and have fun."
>Dammit i wanted the creepy stalker guy to be MY creepy stalker guy
>Coworker looks like he could pass as my brother
>Found out that after i told him the story and went on break, he told the creepy stalker guy he was me and he had to take his weave out.
>Never saw him again
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