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I've had an email telling me that a long lost relative of mine has snuffed it (never even heard of him so no real grief) and left me £900,000 in his will.

Apparently he died in Africa somewhere and this Attorney bloke, Jackson Nkomo, emailed me to let me know the news.

He said that he needed £8,000 to get all the admin sorted so obviously I transferred the wedge over there double lively.

I've given him all my bank details and so now all I've got to do is sit back and wait for all that lovely lolly to to appear in my account!

You probably won't see me on here for a while as I'll be gallivanting all over the world spunking dough left, right and centre.

Laters losers.
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Submitted: 06/09/2014
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User avatar #47 - wetpantslol [OP](06/10/2014) [-]
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Guys, you are not gonna believe this!

I have received another email from a guy asking me to invest in his business with a promise to double or even triple my money within a year!! OMG I'm gonna be ******** cash!


Anyone here heard of AOL?
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User avatar #5 - dentalfloss (06/09/2014) [-]
Pfff! I have like, 20 hot singles in my area who have contacted me looking for a good time! I'll be rolling in bitches.
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#23 to #5 - ugoboom ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
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#13 - anon (06/09/2014) [-]
Dermatologists hate me
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#2 - kirkbot ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
you can buy a gold account with all that money
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#33 to #2 - crazyglove (06/10/2014) [-]
I'm glad you can see dickbutt with the FJ GOLD account.
No more censorship, free-roam content. Just the way I like it.
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#54 to #33 - anon (06/10/2014) [-]
these tits man

too good
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User avatar #58 to #54 - AlexPaincakes (06/10/2014) [-]
That joke doesn't work when you don't even have an account.
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User avatar #20 to #2 - dragonskeepsake (06/10/2014) [-]
stop youll give admin an idea
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User avatar #27 to #20 - Rvalldrgg (06/10/2014) [-]
Idea:
>Make FJ Gold accounts
>Allow Dickbutt to be posted by FJ Gold accounts
>Congratulations, you're now a billionaire, Admin.
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User avatar #31 to #27 - dragonskeepsake (06/10/2014) [-]
STOP.
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#18 - toastahs (06/10/2014) [-]
congrats *****
congrats *****
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User avatar #37 to #18 - ohhh (06/10/2014) [-]
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WO- *punches computer*
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#9 - totallynotme (06/09/2014) [-]
Pfft, you'll run out of money eventually. You'll have blown it all away, and you'll be skint.
And you know where I'll be? Making £937 a day, working from home at my computer, just like the ad said. Bitch.
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User avatar #11 - yunoknow (06/09/2014) [-]
i grew my penis 12 inches
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User avatar #6 - TheHutchie (06/09/2014) [-]
Even you'll be jealous when I collect my grand prize for being the 10,000,000th visitor to this site! Sucker!
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#12 - spelt (06/09/2014) [-]
You bunch of losers can suck my dick. I've got thousand of hot singles right in my neighbourhood that wanna **** me.
You bunch of losers can suck my dick. I've got thousand of hot singles right in my neighbourhood that wanna **** me.
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User avatar #3 - nogphille (06/09/2014) [-]
******* egotistical bastards

here I am working my ass off getting 2.1k a month and this ****** gets free cash?

send some my way homo!
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#19 - anon (06/10/2014) [-]
What a lucky dude. I'll let him **** my girlfriend any day.
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#25 - bdawg (06/10/2014) [-]
I'm just happy I managed to pass on the curse of the dead girl who would kill me at midnight by sending the cursed message to 30 more people.
I'm just happy I managed to pass on the curse of the dead girl who would kill me at midnight by sending the cursed message to 30 more people.
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#39 to #38 - hagerusaito (06/10/2014) [-]
normally I groan when I see more frozen stuff, but that was well played, thumbs for the both of you.
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#40 to #38 - threeofclubs (06/10/2014) [-]
How adorable that was was pretty much the only thing I remember about that movie. Also gif.
How adorable that was was pretty much the only thing I remember about that movie.
Also gif.
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User avatar #14 - chrisel (06/10/2014) [-]
There are a ton of hot bitches that want to **** ugly son of bitches like me, later.
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User avatar #26 - leafonthewind (06/10/2014) [-]
I will let you know that as the millionth visitor to this site
I will get 10,000,000,000$ shekels and admin will steal my girl jk I don't have one why do you think I am here
IN PERSON


eat **** plebians
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User avatar #15 - Ombra (06/10/2014) [-]
****** please, I'm the millionth visitor to this website. I get a Corvette filled with stacks of hundreds.
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#34 - thismustbeseen (06/10/2014) [-]
I just got my inheritance in the mail yesterday
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#24 - nyeeeh (06/10/2014) [-]
Well I downloaded a new free mouse cursor from an ad so I've got that going for me which is nice
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#16 - kingreptar (06/10/2014) [-]
**kingreptar rolled image**
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