I've had an email telling me that a long lost relative of mine has snuffed it (never even heard of him so no real grief) and left me £900,000 in his will.
Apparently he died in Africa somewhere and this Attorney bloke, Jackson Nkomo, emailed me to let me know the news.
He said that he needed £8,000 to get all the admin sorted so obviously I transferred the wedge over there double lively.
I've given him all my bank details and so now all I've got to do is sit back and wait for all that lovely lolly to to appear in my account!
You probably won't see me on here for a while as I'll be gallivanting all over the world spunking dough left, right and centre.