Buuurrrrnnnnnnn. I think my eye just queefed. my 10 year old sister got a bad burn on her hands and in the midst of her crying in pain she places them over my h BURM Cold moded tumblr
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Buuurrrrnnnnnnn

I think my eye just queefed

my 10 year old sister got a
bad burn on her hands and in
the midst of her crying in pain
she places them over my
heart and goes "ahh so nice
and cold"
She saw the chance and she
took it
...
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User avatar #13 - cdarthvader (01/21/2014) [+] (25 replies)
jokeexplain help
#15 to #13 - jokexplain ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
sister's implying that OP is cold-hearted [insensitive and mean]
#2 - include (01/21/2014) [+] (9 replies)
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#7 - lordmoustach (01/21/2014) [+] (11 replies)
#8 - DJMartin (01/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Seems like she's not the only one burned
User avatar #1 - nimba (01/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
What a burm
#10 - fragman ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
hfw
User avatar #66 - treefox (01/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Does anyone know what the comic is called where the two kids' punch each other 99,999 out of 100,000 times because their mom said the had to have a 1:1 ratio of punches?

The source would be greatly appreciated.
#67 to #66 - Bobdolenade (01/22/2014) [-]
**Bobdolenade rolls 555,489,667**
www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3154
#62 - GLJR (01/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #32 - psychadelicsnake (01/22/2014) [-]
The pros of being cold hearted.
User avatar #39 - spyisspy (01/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
ok, that cant be real
User avatar #51 to #39 - tacogrenade (01/22/2014) [-]
clearly photoshoped
#64 - thelastelephant ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
Does this count as a pun?
Does this count as a pun?
#38 - moosepaw (01/22/2014) [-]
right, but it makes perfect sense if she wasn't being sarcastic either...
#70 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
Should've cast flame shield.
Should've cast flame shield.
#40 - megatrollinator (01/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#77 - theprogramer (01/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #34 - sovietghost (01/22/2014) [-]
i made kind of the same joke a few years ago, but i used my friendĀ“s heart to chill my water instead on that summer day.
i usually forget about it butt she still reminds me of it sometimes for the lols
User avatar #71 - bopeepwoody (01/22/2014) [-]
Your sister has just become the alph of all femalezs ever
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